Chapter 333: My Little Days with Chang'e
Le Wen's face was pure, and his eyes fell on the pretty face of Ling'er, who showed a trace of impurity in his eyes, only to see that Ling'er was so affectionately looked at by Le Wen, and her pretty face was even more red and about to drip blood. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
The witch Ling'er's mantis was almost lowered into her arms, she snorted, turned her back and said, "Hmph, ignore you, deliberately make Ling'er happy,...... Shicai Ling'er just happened to pass by, and only saw it, how could it be a peek. ā
"Huh?! I see, but what do you see?! There was a hint of cunning in Le Wen's eyes, and he looked like an old pedant, he must find out the root of it, and he was sure of the appearance of this little beauty beside him.
"Oh, it's bad, people are ignoring you." Ling'er was asked by Lewen, and she couldn't sit still, showing the shyness of her daughter's family, and glanced back at Lewen with a coquettish look, this glance was like pure water, meaningful, after speaking, she turned around and was about to leave.
Le Wen is also a veteran of the love field, and he can't see that Ling'er, this little girl, has moved the love thread, and the spinach in autumn just now is not a code, as if to say, it is inconvenient here, come with the slave family, and the slave family knows a good tryst place.
Watching Ling'er turn around and walk slowly in the direction of a remote place, Le Wen sat motionless on the white rock, looked at Ling'er's graceful back, and said in his heart: "Cut, it turns out that I have always been pretending to be pure, fake noble, and I was teased twice by Lao Tzu, and then I showed my true face, hehe, see how I conquer you." ā
"Your Majesty, come quickly......" Ling'er walked a distance, glanced back, and saw that Lewen was still sitting there motionless, with a hint of coquettishness in her eyes.
The netizens in the live broadcast room saw that Le Wen had just fought a big battle, and now he was about to enter another battle, and the envy, jealousy and hatred in their hearts -
"Brother Wen, you fought with Chang'e just now, you ate meat, so let us drink a mouthful of soup, and if you say it later, you will also give us a mouthful of meat to eat."
The netizens in the live broadcast room are already familiar with Lewen, and now they are chatting in the live broadcast room, most of them refer to Lewen as brothers, but they generally call Lewen Brother Wen, and some gods call Lewen brothers.
"Yes, Brother Wen, this Ling'er turned out to be a little sassy fox, Brother Wen, you won't be tempted by this kind of little sassy fox."
"Ye Liangchen: 6666, Brother Wen, everyone didn't enjoy watching it just now, and now they all want to watch a big battle without a code again, if you want to show it to everyone, you can watch it."
"Forget to think about the onion to reward the anchor with 999 rockets, don't say anything, if you don't agree with each other, it will be a reward of tens of millions, just ask you if you are convinced."
"66666, the god of forgetting the onion will give you a reward of 10 million as soon as you make a move, Brother Wen, if you don't give this face, it's too much."
Lewen rolled his eyes and said in the live broadcast room in his mind: "Don't say anything, since you forget to give face to the onion god, then I will drive without saying a word, and show you a big show." ā
With that, Lewen shook his spirits and prepared to enter the next big battle.
Lang is affectionate, the concubine is intentional, it will come naturally, and if you don't go up, you will be a fool, Le Wen lowered his head and smiled lightly, and then took a big step and walked in the direction of Ling'er.
In the grove, no, strictly speaking, it should be in the primeval forest, two figures, one big and one small, hugged each other, ready to do something shameless.
"Wow, 6666, the old driver is going to drive, everyone has a few seat belts, ready to watch the national drama."
"233333, domestic/produced, and it's a costume drama, and more importantly, it's a live broadcast, it's not something you can buy if you have money, just one word, cool."
"You have to reward when you watch a play, you can't just watch it and not give a reward, only if we reward more, the anchor will work hard to act, everyone says it's right."
"Yes +1! Rose life rewarded the anchor with 66 groups of cars. ā
"+2 for that! Shu is always happy to reward the anchor with 99 sets of diamond rings, and the anchor should drive quickly. ā
"My own old year's melody rewards the anchor 999 luxury yacht, ready to set sail!"
"Tom!"
Le Wen just took Ling'er into his arms and was about to enter the next step, but he swung a palm and was about to attack Ling'er's vital point, but Ling'er also waved a palm, according to Lewen's heart, it was a palm, and Lewen took a few steps back, only to feel a sweet throat, and a mouthful of blood spit out of his mouth.
"Poof......
The netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw the scene in front of them, why was the painting style wrong, what about the big drama that was good, why did it suddenly become a martial arts drama, and everyone had a confused expression.
"Huh?! Who are you and why are you pretending to be Ling'er!? When Lewen was flirting with Ling'er on the white rock just now, he had already noticed that something was wrong with Ling'er beside him.
Where is this still the Ling'er that Le Wen knew before, this is obviously a fox, he faintly suspected that there was something wrong with the foxy Ling'er in front of him, his palm just now was just a temptation, just to see what Ling'er would do, but he didn't expect that as soon as he tried this, the person pretending to be Ling'er immediately did it to him, and just this palm, he spit out a mouthful of blood, thinking that this person who pretended to be Ling'er must not be a general, is it ......
"Hmph, King Xu, do you think your disguise technique can hide from me, look at the gun!"
Le Wen never expected that the person pretending to be Ling'er in front of him turned out to be the eight-armed Nazha, his heart jumped, his first reaction was to run away, and secretly said: "I'm sweating, Lao Tzu used a tank, and he attracted the eight-armed Nazha, and changed into Ling'er to plot against me, as for it, this is simply a shameless act of a despicable villain." ā
Nezha made this move, also because he felt that Lewen could escape here, and he must have the help of a master, so he quietly changed Ling'er, and the real Ling'er had already fallen asleep, where would he peek at him and Chang'e in the tent.
But Le Wen really can't figure it out, no matter how you say it, you are at least an immortal cultivator in the Qi cultivation realm, you can soar through the clouds and fog, come and go freely, and there are a lot of magic weapons in Na Zha, where do you need to secretly change into Ling'er to deceive his pure heart, this is really incredible, "Lao Tzu's hair was almost given to a man, I went." ā
But then again, whether Nezha is a man or a woman, there is really no conclusion, it is said that Nezha looks like a woman, but he is called the third prince of Nezha, and he later committed suicide, his soul returned to the cultivation ground, and the master used the lotus root to reshape his body to resurrect it, whether it was a man or a woman, Nazha himself didn't say, and Lewen couldn't force it to see it, who knows if his master used the lotus root to shape his important parts.
But now that his fate is on the horizon, where is the time to think about this, Lewen knows that today is probably nine deaths, and it is impossible to escape the catastrophe, so he summoned the tank, and he can only rely on the tank to fight against Nezha, with his current cultivation, if he wants to fight with Nezha, it is simply looking for death.
"Tom!" As soon as Lewen's heart moved, the tank appeared in front of Lewen, and Nezha was about to stab at Lewen with a gun, but he intuitively felt that a behemoth suddenly fell from the top of his head, and he quickly flashed back, retreating more than a dozen steps, if he wasn't an immortal cultivator, I'm afraid he would have been smashed into pulp by the tank at this moment.
Nezha steadied his steps back, stared at the behemoth that suddenly appeared in front of him, and looked at it, but he couldn't see any fame, and thought it was a magic weapon released by Lewen.
Ke Lewen was stunned by this stunned effort, he had already opened the top cover of the tank, drilled into the tank, and was adjusting the turret at the moment, and the barrel of the gun was moving slowly, ready to follow Nazha and give Nazha a shot, to see if this Nazha was not a bad body.
"Yikes!"
Nezha made a circle, and pointed at the barrel of the tank, "Bell!" With a bang, I saw that the Qiankun circle smashed on the barrel of the tank, but the barrel of the tank was unharmed.
"This ......!" When the Qiankun Circle returned to Nezha's hands, Nezha looked down at the Qiankun Circle in his hand with a suspicious face, and saw that the Qiankun Circle was not damaged, so he put his mind at ease and said in his heart: "When did this King get such a powerful magic weapon, even my Qiankun Circle couldn't help him, it seems that it really can't be underestimated." ā
And Lewen, who was adjusting the fort, saw the scene just now, and was also sitting in the fort room, stunned, this is too exaggerated, is it true that modern high-tech can't even help the Qiankun circle.
But where did he know that the Leopard 2A7 tank, but the most bullish tank developed by Deyizhi, is also the best in today's world, and it is difficult for ordinary armor-piercing shells to cause damage to it, not to mention that it is a magic weapon, although the Qiankun circle in the hands of Nezha is also a magic weapon in mythology, but for the Leopard 2 tank, it is just a chess opponent.
"Tom!" Lewen saw that Nezha's Qiankun circle couldn't deal with the Leopard 2 tank, and he was overjoyed, and he had already aimed at Nezha's gun barrel and blasted at Nezha.
Everyone knows how fast the tank's shells are, but how can he know what the tank is releasing and what he thinks the tank is sending out a hidden weapon, he already knew that this tank should not be underestimated, and he didn't dare to take it hard, so he quickly flashed and dodged the attack of the shell.
"My sweat, this is really not a fucking person, even tank shells can be dodged." When Lewen just pressed the red button of the cannon, he still had a disdainful expression, looking at your grandfather's tank shell, or your eight-armed Nazha, who knows which zha dodged it, so that Lewen's expression at the moment turned into a confused expression, and the fingers pressed on the red button were a little trembling slightly.
The friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned-
"! Brother Wen, the old man advises you, you better disarm and surrender, don't fight with Nazha, you are just in vain. ā
"66666, yes, Brother Wen, what you said upstairs is so right, this can't be explained by modern science, be careful for a while, he found his little friend Sun Wukong, and a golden hoop stick will flatten you and the tank in it, and then it's too late for you to come out and surrender."
"Vote for your sister, stupid hat, if the anchor comes out to surrender, it will be a dead end, it's better to fight with Nazha, anyway, where is Sun Wukong at this time, isn't Sun Wukong from the Tang Dynasty, stupid hat."
"Your sister, you are the stupid hat, Tang Seng is from the Tang Dynasty, and Sun Wukong is from the Shang Dynasty!"
"Zhao Yuetian: You guys are trying to say God, the anchor is about to hang up, you are still here to compare and compare, you have to follow my Zhao Yuetian's practice of not being afraid of heaven and earth - anchor, you better surrender quickly, maybe you can leave a whole corpse in this way."
Lewen looked at the good ideas of netizens in the live broadcast room, and rolled his eyes in his heart, these guys, they are bent on asking my brother and me to surrender, they are really acting for the tiger, and they have lost their conscience, it seems that they can only rely on themselves - Lao Tzu will not get out of the tank if he is killed.
Nezha actually saw him dodge the cannonball just now, but it hit the thousand-year-old tree not far behind him, and directly knocked down the thousand-year-old tree, and he was also scared into a cold sweat, he himself was a little unsure that if the blow just now hit him, he would not end up like the thousand-year-old tree.
However, he put on an indifferent look on his face, and snorted disdainfully: "Hmph, King Xu, my king has an order, as long as you are willing to surrender obediently, my king will leave you a whole corpse for the sake of you as the last emperor, so I advise you, you better come out and surrender quickly." ā
After listening to Nezha's words, Lewen sweated in his heart, "I'm sweating, sure enough, you are all good, you even said the same lines, you all want Lao Tzu to surrender so much, Lao Tzu doesn't surrender, see what you can do to me!" Hum! ā
Thinking of this, Lewen changed the direction of the fort again, aimed at Nazha, put his finger on the red button, just pressed, and only listened to "Tom!" There was a loud noise, but Nezha dodged it again, this Nima, can you still play happily.
It seems that he can only use the built-in infrared anti-aircraft machine gun to strafe this guy, but Lao Tzu doesn't believe it, and even the infrared anti-aircraft machine gun can't hit him.
"Whoosh ......!"
At this time, Nezha was already suspended above the tank, thinking about how to deal with this behemoth, but he found that a small red light suddenly appeared on his body, and he was about to dodge, but he felt something pass in front of him, followed by a string.
Nezha is the incarnation of lotus root, and the bullet passed in front of him, although it didn't do any damage to him, but it hit a few transparent holes in his body, if he hadn't dodged fast enough, I'm afraid he would have more than these holes in his body now.
Seeing that this blow was successful, Le Wen didn't care whether the bullets of the machine gun would cause damage to Nezha, but just aimed at Nezha's constantly flashing figure in the moonlight, constantly strafing, and the bullets slashed across the sky, like a series of flames, adding a little color to the starry night.
"Husband!"
"Chief!"
"Xiao Qi, help the chief shoot down that man in the sky."
At this time, Chang'e, the witch Ling'er and the tribes in the distance all heard the gunfire here, and hurriedly rushed over, they saw the tank, and then looked up and looked at the place that was constantly dodging in the sky, so they wanted to step forward and stop Lewen.
The tribesmen held their bows one after another, mounted their feathered arrows, and aimed at Na Zha who was dodging bullets in the night sky, "Whoosh! Dozens of feather arrows shot towards Nezha in the night sky, but their feather arrows only shot in midair, and they were still a long distance away from Nezha, and they fell down one after another, but they fell on the top cover of Lewen's tank, emitting a series of "Bang Bang Bang!" āć
"Chang Xiao'e, don't come here!" (To be continued.) )