Chapter 60: The Tiger and Wolf of the Zhou Family

Hearing Yu Shaobai's words, the three of them couldn't help laughing, and the eldest Zhou Gongli said disdainfully: "Since you have said so, how can the three of us brothers refuse, I want to see your Shanglian, dog, bring paper and pen!" ”

Soon the next person brought the four treasures of the study, and Zhou Wanli saw that the four of them were full of gunpowder, but he didn't make a sound, just watched from the sidelines. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Yu Shaobai picked up the brush and quickly wrote the upper couplets on the paper.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?"

"What is this uplink? Is it ridiculous? ”

The three of them ridiculed Yu Shaobai's upper couplet, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, what is seven numbers? It's ridiculous that I should be right with such an ignorant child.

On the side, Zhou Wanli looked at this link, but there was a smile on his face, "Shaobai, since you can make a link, my brother-in-law is very curious about what your linkup is?" ”

Noticing the change in Brother-in-law Leng's expression, Yu Shaobai knew that he saw the meaning of this uplink, but unfortunately he overestimated the IQ of that brother, and obviously didn't see that this uplink was Wang Ba's meaning.

He ignored the cold words of the three people, nodded at his brother-in-law, and casually wrote the following couplet: Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty.

Looking at this lower link, Zhou Wanli shook his head helplessly, his brother-in-law does not scold people without dirty words, the upper link is Wang Ba, and the lower link is shameless, it seems that he is still worried about the previous things.

The three sons looked at this couplet, and really couldn't see what was the reason, so Yu Shaobai also lost interest, picked up the upper and lower couplets, and handed them to the boss Zhou Gongli, "Brother Gongli, this couplet is my meeting gift, you are so smart, you must have seen through the meaning of my couplet, I hope you can accept it." ”

Zhou Gongli saw that the uncle on the other side was already sitting down, and it was not good to continue to be rude, so he accepted the couplet.

Yu Shaobai turned his head to look at Brother-in-law Leng, squeezed his eyes at him, and Zhou Wanli shrugged helplessly, "Second uncle and uncle are already here, let's go to the front hall." ”

Yu Shaobai also noticed that two middle-aged men walked into the front hall, one of them was a little familiar, he had an uncle who had a relationship, and the purple-robed man sitting next to him was even more familiar, "Isn't this a middle-aged lewd man fighting in the field?" "Hearing that Brother-in-law Leng called him the second uncle, I thought that this was the second master.

"Shaobai has seen two elders." Yu Shaobai bowed to the two of them, he couldn't figure out his relationship with them, and he was afraid of calling him wrong, so he only called him an elder.

The second master nodded slightly, and just said, "Everyone is here, let's all sit down." ”

Yu Shaobai felt that the two masters were a little indifferent, but the uncle smiled at himself, feeling that this person was good, watching others sit down, Yu Shaobai also sat in his seat.

"Ahem~"

The second master coughed lightly, and picked up the chopsticks, after the two elders opened the chopsticks, Yu Shaobai picked up the chopsticks, lowered his head and ate, this meal is probably the quietest meal he has ever eaten in his two lives, watching others slow and methodical, chewing slowly, Yu Shaobai also doesn't know when this meal will be eaten.

"Pedal Pedal ~"

The footsteps sounded, Yu Shaobai turned his head to look, and saw Deng Rongniang walking in with a plate of dishes, noticing the murderous eyes, he very consciously lowered his head to eat.

"Uncle, this is the Dongpo meat you want me to prepare."

Deng Rongniang put down the plate and immediately retreated, but her intuition told Yu Shaobai that this woman would never let go of herself easily, and looking at her strange walking posture, she should pull it very hard.

"Yu Saburo, what's the matter? Do you also like this Dongpo meat? Seeing Yu Shaobai staring at Dongpo meat in a daze, the uncle laughed out loud.

Hearing the elders speak, the juniors put down their chopsticks, and Yu Shaobai suddenly became the focus, he was really not greedy this time, he was just thinking about things.

He hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I just remembered what happened, and I accidentally wandered and disturbed my uncle's dinner, I'm really sorry." ”

"Hehe~ Don't be stunned, let's eat!"

……

Half an hour later, the two elders walked out of the front hall, and Yu Shaobai came to the door with a helpless face.

"Shaobai, are you going to leave now? Do you want your brother-in-law to prepare a carriage for you? ”

Hearing Brother-in-law Leng's words, Yu Shaobai waved his hand and said, "Don't bother, I came by carriage, and I am full of wine and food, and it is time to leave." ”

It happened that Sister Yu and Zhao Qingxuan walked out of the side hall and heard the conversation between the two, "Third brother, you have to be careful all the way." ”

Seeing the girl beside Sister Yu, Yu Shaobai subconsciously took a step back and said with a smile: "Sister, don't worry, that ...... I'll go first, take care. ”

"Slow~"

"Miss Cousin, are you calling me something?" Yu Shaobai turned his head to see that it was Zhao Qingxuan.

Zhao Qingxuan slowly came to Yu Shaobai, suddenly tilted his body, and turned straight towards Yu Shaobai, before he could react, the toppled body stopped in front of him, and Yu Shaobai's expression suddenly enriched a lot.

"Yu Gongzi, what's wrong with your face? So red? A smile flashed in the corner of Zhao Qingxuan's eyes, and her right foot increased again.

"Cousin~ Can you take your foot away?" Zhou Wanli stared at his cousin with a strange expression, but he gasped.

Hearing this, Zhao Qingxuan looked down and hurriedly withdrew her right foot, Yu Shaobai looked at his cold brother-in-law sitting on the steps with a smile on his face, rubbing his face with both hands, his expression was a little tangled.

"Miss Cousin, what do you see you have trampled on my brother-in-law's feet? Alas~" Yu Shaobai sighed, walked straight past the girl, and said in a low voice: "Next time you want to step on me, you have to keep your eyes open." ”

"You~ you wait for me!"

Yu Shaobai ignored her, smiled at the eldest sister, turned around and walked out of the courtyard, towards the gate of the Zhou family.

Just as he came to the doorway, he turned his head to look at the stone lion next to the door, did the two women want to annoy him? It's still wheel warfare.

"Don't hide it, the tail of the stone lion can't hide your feet."

Hearing Yu Shaobai's words, Rong Niang walked out a little depressed, "You should know the reason why I'm waiting for you here." ”

Yu Shaobai looked at the wooden handle exposed on her waist, noticed that the Wu family's carriage was parked opposite, and became a little bolder, and said, "I'm not sure about this reason, but you have nothing to bring the kitchen knife with you, it shouldn't be prepared for me, right?" ”

"You still dare to be poor and say~ Did you secretly change the wine?"

Yu Shaobai asked suspiciously, "What did you say?" Wine? Why can't I understand you? I'm still in a hurry to get home, so I won't talk to you. So saying, he walked towards the carriage.

"Stop for me and make my words clear."

"Girl, I'm really in trouble, and I'm just a fifteen-year-old boy, isn't it a little too much for you to be so aggressive."

Seeing his innocent face, Deng Rongniang suddenly had an urge to beat people, but Yu Shaobai didn't give her a chance, she had already jumped into the carriage and turned her head to look at Deng Rongniang: "Come out and mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back, you call it playing with fire and self-immolation, I can't complain about me, by the way, remind you, hurry up and take a shower, you now have a thatched house smell on your body~"

"Don't let this girl see you again!" Deng Rongniang watched the carriage go away, lowered her head and sniffed her clothes, "Does it really smell?" ”

……

Sitting in the carriage, Yu Shaobai is in a pretty good mood, but you have to be careful when you come to the county seat in the future, from time to time a dominatrix pops up to trouble you, it is indeed a bit troublesome.

The carriage did not rush to the city gate immediately, Yu Shaobai went to the market first, and now he has a lot of money in his hand, and it is time to cash the empty check he promised before.

I went to the market, spent five taels of silver, and a bag of things, and then went out of the city gate and rushed towards Tushan Village.

Half an hour later, a hill appeared in his sight, as long as he crossed this hill, he should be able to see Tushan Village.

Soon the carriage came to Tushan Village and stopped at the gate of Yujiayuan.

Yu Shaobai sent the eldest brother of the coachman away, and knocked on the door with his things.

"Third brother, you're back! Mother! The third brother is back! Ah Lian ran into the room with a smile and followed Yu Mu and Xiao Wu out.

"Qing'er, you've been in the county for a few days, are you okay, have you seen your sister?" Yu's mother took Yu Shaobai's hand and came to the East House, where Ah Lian and Xiao Wu were surrounding him.

Yu Shaobai nodded slightly, "Eldest sister asked my mother to take care of her body, this is what I bought back in the county, Xiao Wu, this is yours, Ah Lian, this is yours, mother, this is the hairpin I bought for you." ”

"Qing'er, where did you get the money?"

Yu Shaobai smiled: "The eldest sister gave it to me." In order to make Yu's mother believe, he could only say this, if he said that he won it in the poetry club, Yu's mother would definitely not believe it, and would think that the origin of the money was unknown.

Hearing Yu Shaobai's words, Yu's mother sighed, "It's hard for your eldest sister, but you can't spend money indiscriminately, this hairpin, my mother doesn't like it, you better return it." ”

"Mother, isn't money earned just to spend? And your son is not so incompetent, you can accept it with peace of mind, Xiao Wu, you plug it in for your mother. Yu Shaobai handed the hairpin to Xiao Wu, and then picked him up.

Xiao Wu said with a smile: "Mother, the third brother has bought everything, you can take it." With that, he put the hairpin on Yu's mother's bun.

Yu's mother smiled helplessly and let Yu Shaobai enter the house with her.

"Mother, the eldest sister gave me a total of twenty taels of silver, it cost five taels, and there are fifteen taels left, all here." In addition to the twenty taels of silver he won, Yu Shaobai also had five silver coins in his hand, which he won by playing chess with Wu Zichu, and he did not give this money to Yu's mother.

"Your eldest sister is indeed a good child, I'm afraid she saved all this money from the monthly money, these five taels of money will be accepted, and when you go to the county seat to study, you will return the ten taels of silver to your eldest sister for your mother."

"Mother, this is the filial piety of the eldest sister, why do you ......"

"Mother naturally knows, but the Zhou family is a big family, and there are many rules for treating daughters-in-law, your second brother went to the Zhou family three times and twice, it must be embarrassing for your eldest sister, and now if we accept her money again, if we let my mother know, I will definitely be unhappy, and your sister will not have a good time."

Hearing this, Yu Shaobai also understood what she meant, and it seemed that she said that the money was given by the eldest sister, which was a mistake, and reached out to take the ten taels of silver.