Chapter 195: Demons
"Bai Sha, you want body control just to see the snow. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info Well, the control can be given to you, but only for three days. ”
"No way!"
"You're not qualified to negotiate terms with me. If you mess around again, I'll go out and sleep with Tianxue! Believe it or not! ”
Yu Shaobai's words really frightened Bai Xu, he was annoyed at first, and after calming down, he looked up at the young man: "Three days is three days, let me go out quickly." ”
Yu Shaobai turned his head to look at Xingdong. "Alright, I'm ready."
Xingdong nodded, flapped his wings and flew above the space, and a trace of red light flew out of his body, slowly wrapping Yu Shaobai and pulling it into its mouth.
And the moment Yu Shaobai was swallowed by it in his mouth, Bai Sha felt a force slamming into him, and when he woke up again, the scene he saw had changed greatly.
"It's snowing!"
"You're awake."
Looking at the two hugging each other on the screen, Yu Shaobai was lying on the bed, eating popcorn, and his face was comfortable.
"Xingdong, can you see through people's hearts?" He turned his head to look at the little girl eating apples at the table, the little girl was none other than the girl who gave the stone tablet to Yu Shaobai in her previous life, but she looked five or six years younger.
"Where can the thoughts of ordinary people hide from my eyes."
Yu Shaobai stretched out his finger and pointed at the snow on the screen and asked, "How is this woman?" ”
Star shook his head.
"What's wrong?" Yu Shaobai said suspiciously.
"Green tea, you have to be careful of this woman in the future, she may be a scourge."
"Is she dangerous?"
Xingdong smiled: "I can't say this. I am Hongluanxing, the main marriage between men and women, and I can only protect your wives and concubines. What you drew is not a prophetic star, and I won't say what you shouldn't know,"
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai became interested, jumped off the bed, and came to her. "You're saying that the stone cards can draw different stars?"
"That's right."
"Then there must be someone else besides me. Don't tell me that there are contemporaries of humans in this era. ”
Xing Dong waved his hand and said, "The stone tablet will not let the time-traveler appear in the same time and space, so you can rest assured of this." It's just that you should have found a problem. ”
"I know, I've had a question for a long time. Hongluan Star Lord Woman Marriage, now that I have chosen a man, how can I have a group of wives and concubines? ”
"There are pros and cons. Because of the blessing of the pig's foot halo, you will inevitably please women, but you will be more girly. But there are also benefits, you will have a man's relationship. ”
"I'm not doing it!"
"It's not a base, Hongluan Star belongs to both men and women. Women are obsessed with you, men trust you, and you should be content. ”
"Oh?" Hearing this, Yu Shaobai breathed a sigh of relief. "Hongluan stars are so awesome, are the other stars in the stone plaque even more powerful?"
Xingdong stood up, his fingers swiped lightly in front of Yu Shaobai, and a stone tablet came out of the ground and appeared in front of him.
"I'll go!"
Yu Shaobai looked up at the tall stone monument and looked shocked. This is also spectacular, and it is more than 500 meters high.
Suddenly, the stele flashed with golden light, and columns of oracle bone inscriptions floated on the stele, and Yu Shaobai said that he couldn't read a word. Xing Dong smiled: "On this is the three hundred and sixty stars stored in the stone tablet. ”
"Three hundred and sixty? So how many do you rank? ”
Hearing Yu Shaobai's question, Xing Dong had a smile on his face, shook his hand and swiped lightly in front of him, and the stone tablet drilled into the ground again.
"What's wrong? Am I saying the wrong thing? Yu Shaobai noticed that the little girl was angry.
"Which pot is not opened, which pot is mentioned! The old lady is so powerful, isn't it enough for both men and women to eat? Why is the old lady only ranked 359th! Are you fair! Xingdong tugged at Yu Shaobai's sleeve and roared emotionally.
Yu Shaobai touched the saliva on his face and smiled helplessly; "Think of the good in everything, at least you are not the last."
"Smack!"
As soon as the words fell, Yu Shaobai was slapped and fell to the ground, there was no pain, but he was aggrieved in his heart. "Are you sick?"
"Do you know who the last one is?"
Yu Shaobai was suspicious: "Who is it?" ”
Xingdong pinched his wrist, came to Yu Shaobai, grabbed his neck, and roared with a hideous face: "The last one is his mother's broom star!" The old lady is so powerful, why is she only one place taller than him. ”
Broom star?
I'll go! Originally, Yu Shaobai thought that he was unlucky enough to draw the 359th star Nakshatra, but he didn't expect that there was still a broom star, didn't the guy who twitched the broom star want to cry and faint in the toilet?
"If you pinch it again, your consciousness will be lost."
Hearing this, Xingdong let go of his little hand, stood up angrily, and sat back at the table. I saw that there were suddenly two more cases of beer in front of her, and she was blowing on the bottles by herself.
Seeing this scene, Yu Shaobai shook his head helplessly, he is also a god, how can there be human emotions.
He stood up, a groan in his ear, and looked at the screen with a strange expression. "I'll go!" Looking at the two people who were rolling the sheets on the screen, Yu Shaobai turned his head to look at Xingdong, who was drinking not far away, smiled awkwardly, stretched out his hand, and the screen disappeared suddenly.
But something that made him depressed happened, although the screen disappeared, he could still hear the moaning, and his emotions were inexplicably a little high-pitched, only then did he realize that he and Bai Sha were the same body, and his behavior would also affect him.
He came to the table, picked up the beer bottle and smashed it on his head, and fainted gorgeously.
When he woke up, Xingdong was gone, and according to her, Yu Shaobai's consciousness was in her stomach, and it was not easy for him to digest this matter.
"What time is it?"
"You've been asleep for six hours, and you've left the yard outside."
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai stretched out his hand to click on the screen, and saw that Bai Sha was fighting with a middle-aged man with sharp beaks and monkey cheeks, looking at the miserable appearance of the man being abused, Yu Shaobai sighed, this guy is really a troublemaker.
"He's causing trouble in Sankui Mountain, shouldn't you take care of it?"
"Stirring up trouble is the style of whiteness, and a good gentleman like you will definitely arouse suspicion."
Yu Shaobai was speechless for a while.
"There are still two days left, how can I pass the time, I can't stay in this room all the time to watch this kid pretend."
Sou~
A figure suddenly appeared on Yu Shaobai's bed, it was the star movement. Seeing her dressed as a Japanese cute girl, Yu Shaobai said helplessly: "We are now in the Ming Dynasty, you look at what these are, modern decoration, modern furniture, and this six-hundred-year-old student suit and double ponytail, it's too inconsistent!" ”
"It's you who cross, not the old lady who crosses. Besides, this is the old lady's territory, can you manage it? ”
"Well, I can't tell you. Since you can make something modern, why don't you also make some entertainment facilities from your previous life, I'm too bored to stay in ancient times. ”
Xing shook his head, put his little finger on Yu Shaobai's nose, and said viciously: "Don't think that the old lady doesn't know your thoughts, do you want to use the things of your previous life to make a fortune in the Ming Dynasty!" ”
"Sort of, I'm also thinking about the Ming Dynasty, and if I fall behind, I'll be beaten, isn't it?"
"It's you big-headed ghost! The things I conjured up can only be used by you and me, and they are ineffective against the Ming Dynasty, so you will die of this heart! ”
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai felt a little regretful, how could there be such a broken rule, it was not scientific at all. "Okay, just if I didn't say anything, you should change it quickly."
Xingdong stretched out his small hand and pointed to the ground, "It's already out." ”
Yu Shaobai looked at the sieve in her hand, had a bad premonition in her heart, turned her head to look at the ground, and muttered, "What do you really want to do?" ”
"My favorite thing is to play flying chess, come here!"
"I don't play! It's so boring! ”
"If you don't play with this god. I'm going to make you never get back control of your body! ”
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai sighed, came to her side, and looked down at the flying chess on the ground, "It's not interesting for two people to play." ”
Xingdong snapped his fingers, and out of her body came out of her four girls who were the same as hers, but they were dressed differently: doctor's suit, queen's suit, police suit, and sailor's suit.
Yu Shaobai looked at the five girls in front of him and muttered, "The gods also play with uniform temptation? ”
"Now there are five mes, and I give them different personalities, all right! Let's play together! ”
"Wait!" Yu Shaobai stretched out his hand and said, "How should this rule be calculated?" You have to make it clear, don't end up cheating me. ”
"The rules are very simple, where the pieces land, there are rewards and punishments, and the game is played according to the rewards and punishments. Since this is the territory of this great god, you can't punish this great god, okay! Game on! ”
"It's not fair!"
"My mother has let you live again, are you embarrassed to complain?"
“……”
That's it...... A fair game of man-god flying chess began.
"Ben Great God has won, stick his face over!" Five voices sounded at the same time, Yu Shaobai had a loveless expression at this time, and his clothes had been lost to the point that only his pants were left, and he slapped ...... He received a hundred and seventy blows, but fortunately he didn't feel any pain, otherwise he would have died of pain.
"Papapapa~"
There are constant sounds in the stomach of the big bird, which makes people think about it.
Throughout the day, Yu Shaobai had been ravaged, making him suspect that what he had encountered was not a god, but a demon.
"I can't do it anymore, I'm almost exhausted, I can't even blink now, just stop playing, you see you're sweating."
Xingdong, who was about to fight another game, heard this and touched his forehead. "That's all for today's flying chess, and I'm going back to take a shower and sleep. Play it yourself. ”
Yu Shaobai, who was lying on the ground, watched the red light leave, he stood up quite quickly, and his lively appearance was not as exaggerated as he said.
"It's finally coaxed away, it's hard to serve~" (To be continued.) )