In the eighth year of Zhenguan, on the first day of April, the sky was fine.

The Pyeongyang County Mansion opened its middle gate to welcome the Baekje envoys.

In order to welcome the Baekje envoy this time, Guo Ye really invested a lot of money.

First of all, he borrowed a lot of Mingguang armor from the Weiguo Mansion and replaced them with the guards in the Pingyang County Mansion, including the guards in the nursing home. And they gave each of the servants a new set of clothes, which looked bright.

In addition, Sun Zishan also gave the servants a pre-war general mobilization, announcing that this action is related to my Tang Guowei, everyone must be ready to fight, and there will be rewards for good performance, and people will fall to the ground if they don't perform well.

Finally, Sun Zishan also proposed that the house should be decorated, and it is best to wrap silk around each tree. Guo Ye was a little familiar with this suggestion, and after thinking about it carefully, isn't this the style of Emperor Yang of Sui? Directly pump Sun Zishan's grandson away.

Seeing the Baekje envoy get out of the car, Guo Ye couldn't help but be surprised.

White monk shoes, white monk socks, white monk robes, bald head without a hat, shaved on the top of the head, the face is very handsome, dare to love this is a monk?

In other words, this Baekje envoy is a monk version of Liang Ershao, and his posture of pretending to be forced far exceeds that of Liang Ershao. The only thing that can't be less than Liang Er is probably a little older, about forty years old. However, it does not look old at all, but has a bit of the taste of middle-aged Oba in later kimchi dramas.

The Baekje envoy clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, is he currently the world-famous prince of Pingyang County of the Tang Dynasty?" The old monk is polite here! ”

"You're a monk?" Guo Ye asked in surprise.

The Baekje envoy smiled slightly: "The little monk was named the national teacher of Baekje, and on behalf of me, the king of Baekje, he came to the Tang Dynasty to offer treasures!" ”

"Dare to ask what the name of the master is called?"

"Poor monk law number abstinence!"

Nima, listening to this Dharma name doesn't look like a serious monk.

Although the Baekje envoy became a monk who abstained from sex, which slightly disrupted Guo Ye's plan, he still had to act according to the plan. But how is this banquet arranged?

"I don't know if the master eats meat or vegetarian?"

"Amitabha, wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart. Don't look at it! "Milk ball, still a wine and meat monk.

As soon as Guo Ye heard that he was eating meat, he thought that there was no need to prepare another meal for this meal, and asked narrowly: "I don't know what the master thinks of women?" ”

The monk who quit color turned his face and said, "Emptiness is color, color is emptiness." To prescribe is not to abstain, and not to abstain is to prescribe! ”

Belch...... Nima is not only a monk of wine and meat, but also a monk of flowers.

Guo Ye secretly wondered in his heart, the king of Baekje regarded this unruly master of abstinence as a national teacher, and was not afraid of the dissatisfaction of the people? Besides, even if you don't abide by the rules, you don't have to talk about it when you meet people.

With deep contempt for this master of color abstinence, Guo Ye invited: "The banquet has been set up, and the master of color abstinence is invited to the table!" ”

"That's great!" The master of the ring is familiar with himself, and he really doesn't treat himself as an outsider.

Binh Duong County Mansion, Flower Hall.

Lord Guo Yeguo, the prince of Pingyang County, invited the master of the abstinence to eat and drink, and the person next to him was Sun Zishan, a waste dim sum.

In order to pretend to be a Goguryeo envoy this time, Sun Zishan also took great pains to find a set of Goguryeo royal costumes to wear on his body.

Sun Zishan toasted Guo Ye again and again, and said: "To the east of the Tang Dynasty, it is nothing more than Goguryeo, Baekje, Silla, Fuso, and the four countries. Among them, my Goguryeo is the most powerful, and now that my Goguryeo and the Tang Dynasty have formed an alliance, other small countries will inevitably bow down! ”

Guo Ye deliberately straightened his face and said: "Goguryeo and the other three kingdoms are all my Tang Dynasty domain, how can any country have a heart of disobedience, Lord Gao, it's funny." ”

Since he pretended to be a Goguryeo royal family, Sun Zishan could only change his surname to Gao.

Sun Zishan looked at the monk and said, "Some countries are playing right and wrong, secretly claiming to my Goguryeo, intending to provoke the relationship between the Tang Dynasty and Goguryeo. ”

The monk glanced at Sun Zishan and said, "Pingyang County Prince, dare to ask who this Excellency is?" ”

Guo Ye smiled slightly and said, "Oh, it's similar to the master's mission, and it's also my Guo Ye's guest!" Guo Ye said vaguely, he was afraid that his grandson would be good at dressing up, and he really had little confidence in Sun Tzu's kindness.

The monk said: "Speaking of Goguryeo, in fact, the little monk has another mission to come to the Tang Dynasty, that is, to complain to the Tang Dynasty Emperor, Goguryeo is really a wolf ambition, intending to rebel against the Tang Dynasty!" ”

What?

Didn't Baekje already claim to Goguryeo, how could he sell Goguryeo in a blink of an eye!

Guo Ye asked quietly: "This matter is very important, I don't know what the master's credentials are?" ”

"Goguryeo invaded my Baekje Xingpyeong City, intending to block the tribute road and prevent me from paying tribute to the Tang Dynasty!" The monk said aggrievedly.

Guo Ye is completely one of the first two years old, is what this monk said true or false? Where is Xingping Mansion? Baekje and Goguryeo broke up again? I've never heard of this.

Now there is only one thing that can be determined: Sun Tzushan's first plan - failure!

Baekjedo and Goguryeo are fighting, and there is no way to ask Baekje for the crime until the truth of the matter is clarified.

Guo Ye could only say to the mud: "It is the same Tang Domain, why fight and kill." You see if there is any misunderstanding between you and Goguryeo. I'll adjust it for you. Don't always use my Datang as a shield. Of course, if Goguryeo really has a heart of disobedience, I Datang can't spare him! By the way, this time the master came to my Tang Dynasty to offer treasures, I don't know what to offer? ”

The monk said: "The sacrifice of Baokai, the poor monk has already brought, Pingyang County Gong can take a look?" ”

"Oh, what's so magical about this Bao Kai, my father wants to take a look!"

When the entourage of the monk brought Bao Kai over, he opened it and saw that Guo Ye's nose was crooked!

What's the difference between this and the Mingguang armor worn by the guards in the palace? It's Datang's standard armor. Guo Ye looked around without giving up, and a line of small characters came into his eyes: Zhenguan first year system, Datang will be the supervisor Jia Wuzao.

This, this is an ordinary pair of Datang Mingguang armor!

Guo Yepi asked with a smile: "Master of Quitting Color, this is the Baokai you offered?" It seems to be my Datang's Mingguang armor! Do you take me Guo Ye for a fool? ”

The master of the ring color clasped his hands together unhurriedly and said, "Amitabha, the prince of Pingyang County, please take a break from the wrath of thunder and slow the power of the tiger and wolf." That's right, this is the ordinary Tang Mingguang armor. Pity my Baekje country, the country is small and the people are poor, and they are bullied by Goguryeo. Eating is a problem, and what treasures are there. It's just that I got such a pair of armor by chance, which is ten thousand times better than all my armor in Baekje. In order to express my respect for Datang, I asked me to dedicate it to the Son of Datang. Although this armor is nothing, it represents the heart of my Baekje fist! ”

People don't want to be invincible in the world!

When the master of color abstinence said this, Guo Ye really couldn't answer. Sun Tzushan's second strategy - failure!

There is only one last strategy to overwhelm people, and Guo Ye estimates that it is useless to this wine and meat monk, but he is unwilling not to come out.

Guo Ye nodded and said, "The words of the master of the abstinence are really enlightening, and Guo Ye has been taught." However, there is another problem, a few days ago, an envoy from Silla came to report that Baekje was attacking Dangxiang City, intending to block Silla's tribute road, and he was not subordinate to my Tang Dynasty. I don't know what the master of color is? ”

The monk said angrily and aggrievedly: "Amitabha, I have been wronged in Baekje." I, Baekje, am indeed attacking Dangxiang Fortress, but the purpose is not Dangxiang Fortress, I just ask Silla for someone! ”

"Oh, for a person? In order to get a person, you Baekje attacked my Tang Domain, and you don't take my Tang Dynasty seriously, right? Guo Ye was unforgiving and shouted loudly.

The monk smiled, looked solemn, and said: "Don't worry, the prince of Pingyang County, this matter is really something else. I, His Majesty King Baekje and Princess Seonhwa, the daughter of King Silla of Silla, have been childhood sweethearts since childhood, and they have no guesses. I have already made a private decision for life, and with the respect of my Baekje king, marrying the daughter of the king of Silla is not an insult to his king of Silla. But the king of Silla did everything he could to obstruct it, and finally imprisoned Princess Seonhwa, and in desperation, His Majesty launched a large army to attack Silla. It really has nothing to do with Datang, just for Princess Seonhwa of Silla! ”

In the blink of an eye, in the mouth of the monk who took the precept day, this matter turned from an international dispute to a love story of red face and trouble......

Guo Ye was dumbfounded when he heard that, and secretly measured it in his heart, what is this called? Is what this old monk said true or false?

Obviously, Sun Tzushan's third strategy - failure!

The monk said: "I, the king of Baekje Wu, am wise and powerful, handsome and extraordinary, and I am really a good match for Princess Shanhua." It's a pity that the king of Silla is so confused that he insists on breaking up the two of them, which is really harmful to others and himself! Then, the monk smiled obscenely and said, "Don't hide it from the prince of Pingyang County, I, the king of Baekje, also studied the secret technique in the house passed down by the poor monk - Suo Long Gun, which woman marries him, it is a great blessing!" ”

Sun Zishan's three strategies all failed, and he was secretly regretting it, and when he heard the last sentence of the monk who had quit sex, he suddenly remembered something. He glanced at the monk who had quit sex a few times, was cold, and said, "Monk who has quit sex, please take a step to speak!" ”

"The poor monk can't say anything to others, this donor has something to say, please tell it in person!" The monk really didn't take him seriously.

Sun Zishan walked up to the old monk and whispered a few words softly......

Abruptly, the monk was shocked, knelt down in front of Guo Ye, knocked his head loudly, and shouted: "Pingyang County forgives the sin, what the little monk just said is all false, Baekje is indeed plotting against him, it is really a capital crime!" ”

Could it be that Sun Tzu has made meritorious contributions?