readx; On a certain day and night in the first month of the seventh year of the Great Tomorrow Apocalypse, in the Forbidden City of Beijing, in the courtyard of the Wenhua Palace. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Bang-Bang, Bang, Bang... It's the fourth watch! The weather is dry and dry, be careful of the candle~~~"

The long and desolate sound of the annunciation came from outside the tall palace walls, and gradually faded away, disappearing into the cold night. In the courtyard, more than a dozen eunuchs were rubbing their hands and stomping their feet in the courtyard, complaining bitterly; Only an older eunuch dressed in a crimson eunuch costume stood with his hands in his hands, glancing at the apse of the Wenhua Hall with flickering candles from time to time, with an anxious look on his face.

At this moment, another heart-wrenching woman's moaning voice drifted through the window lattice into the ears of the eunuchs.

The eunuch is also a man, although he has been castrated and his body is disabled, he still yearns for the affairs of men and women psychologically. Especially a few young eunuchs, when they heard such a bone-eroding sound, they were a little uncontrollable, and even a few bold ones even tiptoed under the window to hear more clearly.

When the red-clothed eunuch saw it, he immediately stepped forward in small steps, grabbed the little eunuch's ear, and pulled it back without saying anything. The little eunuch bared his teeth in pain, and his tears fell straight down, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

It wasn't until he returned to the front yard that the red-clothed eunuch lowered his voice and sneered: "Little rabbit, it's tired and crooked, right?" ”

"Godfather, minion... The slave didn't have any other intentions, but he was afraid that the long-lived master would have something to call, so the slave would go in and serve! The little eunuch was as frightened as chaff, and told him again and again.

"Fuck you!" The red-clothed eunuch said with compassion, "Long live the palace maids are serving, do you need to be courteous?" If you are shocked by the holy driver, causing the dragon and phoenix to be discordant, even if you bring your father and brother, don't even think about life! ”

"Godfather, spare your life, the slave doesn't dare anymore!" The little eunuch's soul flew away.

This red-clothed eunuch is the new eunuch Bingbi and Wang Chengen, the head of the Wenhua Palace. He didn't bother to talk nonsense with the little eunuch, kicked him away, and just lowered his head and muttered: Long live the lord has ascended the throne since he joined the throne, and the degree of frolicking in the wilderness is better than that of the first emperor! Especially after nightfall, it is necessary to choose one or two beautiful palace maids to sleep.

If it is just like this, but this master can only enter and not leave, but all the palace maids who stepped into the Wenhua Palace have never come out again, and six or seven palace maids have entered within a few days. As soon as the night fell, this master fought a wheel battle, and six or seven women took turns to "accept grace"; The moaning began at the first watch, and it was not until the fifth watch. The next morning, Long Live Lord's eyes were covered with black circles, apparently caused by extreme fatigue.

Wang Chengen couldn't help but think of a few years ago, after the death of Emperor Shenzong, the father of today's Long Live and Emperor Guangzong, was so indulgent, and even "eight people were fortunate in a row, and the holy appearance was suddenly reduced", and as a result, he died after only a month as an emperor. Could it be that the Holy One today is going to repeat the mistakes of the Light Sect? Godfather Wang Tiqian used to always say good things about Long Live Lord, and he has been depressed and silent for the past two days, it seems that today's saint is really disappointing!

Just when he was slightly distracted, a very inconspicuous little eunuch had quietly left the gate of the Wenhua Palace, and walked straight east to the Donghua Gate. At this time, the Donghua Gate had already been locked, but he held up the special waist card issued by the East Factory, and the eunuchs and guards guarding the door were all terrified when they saw it, and they didn't even dare to ask and obediently opened the door to let them go.

In this way, this person easily left the Forbidden City and the Imperial City, and walked around in the narrow and dark streets and alleys of the capital division, and finally came to the door of a magnificent and brightly lit luxury mansion. The doorman hurriedly led him into the chamber of the inner house, where more than a dozen people were already sitting in the dark, like a terrifying statue in the temple, which made people shudder.

The little eunuch hurriedly knelt down on his knees and bowed to the person sitting in the middle: "Little Liuzi knocks on his grandfather to be nine thousand years old!" ”

"Get up and speak." The man pretended to be careless, but there was always a nervousness in his expression that could not be concealed. It was a cold day now, but there was a slight sweat on his oily brain, and he asked while wiping sweat, "How is the situation today?" ”

Xiao Liuzi hurriedly replied truthfully: "Back to Grandpa's words, tonight is the same as a few days ago, and Long Live Lord has favored two more palace maids. When the minions came out, there was no more to do. ”

"Hahahaha!" The people in the audience suddenly laughed like owls, which frightened Xiao Liuzi all over.

"Good job, my good grandson!" The people in the audience smiled and said with satisfaction, "It's like this, and our family is rewarded!" ”

Xiao Liuzi thanked him for his kindness, and the people in the seat were completely relaxed at this time, and they were in a hurry to hold the lamp. The meeting hall was lit up, and it turned out that this group of people was Wei Zhongxian, the eunuch of Dongchang, and his henchmen and eunuch members.

Xu Xianchun first flattered and said: "My father is clever, I guess Zhu Youzhen, like the first emperor, can't help the temptation of female frolicking, but now it seems that it is true." If this continues, he will have a shorter life than the first emperor, and it is unknown. ”

Wei Zhongxian was looking at Xu Xianchun unpleasantly recently, but this sycophant still made him very useful, and he snorted from his nostrils: "Our family is not afraid that he likes it strangely, but we are afraid that he will not like anything!" Doesn't he like women? Tomorrow, you will inform all the eunuchs in the palace and ask them to send all the beautiful palace maids to the Wenhua Palace, so that the Lord Banzai can choose as much as he wants. In addition, we heard that Banzai still likes pigeons? ”

"That's right," Wei Zhongxian's nemesis, Li Chaoqin, the new eunuch of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, sneered, "Long live after entering the palace, don't want anything else, just pigeons." Shang Shan Jian has already bought more than 1,000 pigeons from outside the palace, and has bought all the pigeons that can be seen on the market into the palace, and long live is not enough. Now there are pigeon feces everywhere inside and outside the Wenhua Palace, it stinks, Wang Chengen has nothing else to do all day long, just clean the ground, haha! ”

Cui Chengxiu, the secretary of the military department, also smiled contemptuously: "The courtiers called the first emperor 'the carpenter emperor', but now the saint is a 'pigeon emperor', and there must be a brother and a brother." It seems that we welcomed him to the throne and did not suddenly launch the right gamble, it seems that this useless person, so what does it matter if he continues to be the emperor. Anyway, in the hands of the military and political power, we have been on some temptations in the past few days, and he has also approved all of them. ”

Wei Zhongxian smiled evilly: "Our family just doesn't like him." Shang Shan Jian has already done tricks and feet in the imperial diet, which is some chronic medicine, even if he uses the eunuch palace maid to try it, he can't try it at all. A few years later, hey! ”

"Still, we can't be sloppy." Cui Chengxiu said, "The "Three Dynasties Classics" should be promulgated as soon as possible to prevent the remnants of Donglin from resurrecting the throne by taking advantage of the new monarch's accession to the throne and bewitching the people of the world. The eunuchs guarding the towns in various places must also firmly control the military power, and unless there is an order from the age of 9,000, they must not transfer a soldier or a soldier without permission. In this way, Jingshi can sit back and relax, and what he wants to do at the age of 9,000 can go slowly. ”

Everyone nodded yes after hearing this, and Wei Zhongxian was also complacent, thinking that Xinjun had been firmly pinched in the palm of his hand.

But how did they know that at this time, the Wenhua Hall was a completely different scene!