Chapter 42: Borrowing a Step to Speak
He Daxian is now mixed in the mortal world, and naturally he is becoming more and more proficient in the use of human culture.
The masterpiece of the art of war in the world, "Thirty-six Strategies", is about unscrupulous means for the victory of war, in other words, the thirty-six strategies in this book, 80% of the strategies, the core point is deception! If you cheat someone, you win, and if you are cheated, you die. You don't even know how to deceive people, and you still cry and cry to come out to fight? Isn't human life a child's play? It is an indisputable fact that in ancient and modern times, in China and abroad, whether it is a just war or an unjust war, the one who is good at deceivering wins.
Counterfeit and shoddy products are also a type of fraud.
For Ho Tai Sin, what is the difficulty of counterfeiting and forging an official document? Anyway, he has seen what the official documents of the Later Tang Dynasty court look like, so he will casually find a big family in Huanzhou City, tear off the couplets on the gate, and then spend three points of aura to make a "Zhenwu Patrol Border Envoy Appointment Certificate", which is just a cup of tea.
Anyway, communication is very slow in this era, and you can't call immediately if you have any questions. Write an official document to verify, back and forth for at least a month, whether there is anyone in the court who is willing to deal with you is still the same thing, if you don't have to, you have to find someone to give a gift, and this consultation document can be handed to the prime minister's case.
What's more, the Khitans are about to hit Taiyuan, and at that time, the entire court is in a mess, and they want to prepare for the emperor's personal expedition, who has time to pay attention to you.
If you don't go to the imperial court to verify it, then since this letter of appointment was issued by the imperial court, there is no way for local officials to deny it, and whoever dares to deny it will be a rebellion.
Therefore, this fake and shoddy product can help He Daxian win at least three months, and there will be a name of "Zhenwu Patrol Border Envoy" on his head for three months, and the benefits are too many.
The biggest advantage is that you can justifiably divide one side and establish your own base! Moreover, this "Letter of Appointment of Zhenwu Patrol Border Envoy" was read in person by Lord Han of the Khitan Dynasty, the world's most powerful country today.
However, we are not saying that those who win wars and win the world are liars.
After all, deceiving people is only to win the war, and the purpose of the war is still for politics. In the next political life, it is much more advanced to play things, which is called "emotional intelligence". If you still fool people with some inferior things like a street gangster, "Young man, I see that you are a great savior to save the world, and this sunflower book has sold you five copper plates." If you play politics and gain power with such an unpopular attitude, isn't that being played as a fool?
Han Kuangsi is a person with extremely high emotional intelligence, how can he be deceived so easily by playing politics.
You are a little soldier who has never even heard of your name, Zhao Ergou, and the prime minister of the imperial court will personally send you a letter of appointment? Still "Zhenwu patrol envoy"? Do you know how important this position is?
It's like in the 21st century, a production line supervisor in a factory in Shenzhen suddenly excitedly told you that the central government had finally appointed him as the commander of the South China Sea Fleet.
The state finally has a mission for you? Are you sure the fever is gone?
If you don't say that Han Kuangsi has a high emotional intelligence, when He Daxian took out this letter of appointment seriously, his squinted eyes flashed with undoubted wisdom.
No, this doesn't look like a very low person. What's going on? Is there a fraud?
It is not difficult for a smart person to perceive another smart person.
Han Kuangsi felt that there must be something strange in it, so he temporarily shut up and waited for the change.
However, the other people present may not be so smart, according to He Daxian's judging criteria, except for Han Kuangsi, everyone else is stupid, no different from pigs.
Wang Dali behind him suddenly smiled,, it turns out that the master is so awesome, the emperor gave Zhenwu to patrol the border envoy! There is hope for the second half of the life of labor and management!
Huang Zhi was also stunned, damn, this Captain Zhao turned out to be an undercover agent sent by the emperor, no wonder he was so mysterious, but fortunately, Lao Tzu was steady and reliable, and he didn't offend him.
An Chongxin was different, as the most direct stakeholder, he was shocked and didn't adjust well, and almost fell off the horse. The excitement has not calmed down, and the ninety-seven pound mountain hammer in his hand has been raised flatly, pointing at He Ping from afar, and said fiercely:
"Boy, with the thousand bean sprouts soldiers in your hand, you also want to take Shuozhou? Phew! ”
"Shuozhou can't take anything, more than a thousand Khitan iron horses haven't been eaten and wiped clean by me. You just wash your ass and wait in Shuozhou. ”
As soon as he talked about the inexplicable loss of the 1,000 Khitan iron horsemen, Xiao Luying next to him was also choked on his gun.
Niang Xipi, what does it mean that the pot is not opened? Xiao Luying, who was angry, took out a seven-stone big bow with one hand, and reached into the quiver with the other hand to take the arrow!
Seeing that the two sides were about to turn their faces and make a move, Han Kuangsi hurriedly spoke out to stop him.
"Stop! General Zhao, just this letter of appointment is not enough to prove it. Do you really want to fight Shuozhou and snatch the seal of the Zhenwu Patrol Envoy? ”
"Where to rob it, An Chongrong's seal was missing a corner, and he had already applied to the court to change the seal. Now the new seal replaced by the imperial court is in my hand, and the original one has long been invalidated. ”
After that, He Daxian reached out and took out something from his arms, which was a teacup-sized "Zhenwu Patrol Border Envoy Seal"!
There's nowhere to make sense, you know that even the old seal is missing a corner, and a so-called new seal was taken out! You're really awesome.
To tell the truth, the seal of the Zhenwu patrol envoy fell, and a corner was missing from the upper right corner, which Han Kuangsi knew. An Chongrong applied for a change of chapter in the imperial court half a year ago, and there were also rumors of this among the high-ranking people in the Khitan court. It's just that the efficiency of the Later Tang Dynasty was very slow, and it never came down, and An Chongrong didn't dare to make a new one by himself, and the application documents were typed three times.
But if He Daxian is just a liar at the bottom of the army, and he is from the Daizhou soldier sequence, it is impossible to know the details of these Shuozhou troops.
Han Kuangsi glanced at a pro-soldier next to him, and the pro-soldier stepped forward and stretched out his palm in front of He Daxian. He Ping did not hesitate to touch the bottom of the seal with his other black hand, and it was inked, and then with a click, he stamped a seal on the palm of the Khitan soldier's hand.
After the pro-soldier returned, he spread his hands and displayed them in front of Han Kuangsi and An Chongxin.
The seal of the Zhenwu patrol envoy is 100% genuine!
Han Kuangsi and An Chongxin looked at each other and were speechless.
Han Kuangsi felt that things were not so simple now, and he couldn't help but look at He Daxian with admiration.
At least so far, the things that the so-called "New Zhenwu Patrol Envoy" has come up with are too much like the real thing, more like the real thing.
Although An Chongxin and Xiao Luying are pigs in terms of IQ, pigs also have a bottom line, although they all have a fierce expression on their faces, they don't dare to turn their faces and fight with He Daxian now. You must know that Han Kuangsi is the real VIP, and he is powerless, he is a pure civilian VIP. If they start to do it now, and the "pseudo Zhenwu border envoy" on the opposite side will hurt Han Kuangsi desperately, then they and their families will not have to live.
Just when there was a very embarrassing mood at the scene, He Daxian broke the silence in time and said:
"Lord Han is a handsome man, and he has a good reputation inside and outside, and Zhao has always admired and admired him. Zhao has something to say, I don't know if it's convenient for Lord Han, let's take a step to speak? ”
"No!" "No!" An Chongxin and Xiao Luying stopped one after another.
"It doesn't matter." Han Kuangsi shook his head, and then said to An Xiao and the other soldiers: "You all take fifty steps back, and wait for me to talk to General Zhao." ”
He Daxian also retreated Wang Dali and Huang Zhi, and the two men on the opposing sides approached each other.
Han Kuangsi's reactions were all expected by He Daxian.
Han Kuangsi himself is a confident and bold person with a very high IQ and EQ. And He Daxian also succeeded in convincing Han Kuangsi that General Zhao in front of him was also an extremely smart person.
What are the weaknesses of smart people?
The weakness of a smart person is to be slapped on the back by another smart person whom he recognizes, and then share a secret together.
It felt like an irresistible temptation to eat a bite of ice cream on a hot summer day.
Now, the two smart people are talking to each other, and the other idiots are all rough!