"Haha, the Buddha came to my Rabbit Mountain, it really made my Bazhou Hall humble house shine, haha...... It's unwelcome, it's unwelcome! Don't be surprised. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Besides, the white-faced man walked into Bazhou Hall and said to the guests in the hall.

There were two people who came, one was a man in his fifties, who was sitting on a seat in the hall at this time, and beside this man stood a woman, whose face was delicate, but it was as cold as ice.

The man and the cold woman were obviously angry, and their faces were not very kind, and the white-faced man said: "The Buddha is now coming to my rabbit mountain, I believe there must be something important, right?" I, Liu Yi, am also straight, I like to go straight, if the Buddha has something, I might as well say it directly. ”

"I don't know if the Buddha is here to come to this Rabbit Mountain, is it for the affairs of the mountains or outside the mountains?"

Many of the bandits in the neighboring towns have attached to the Buddha in front of them, this Buddha is also said to be powerful, it is said that there are people in the government, every time the official government comes down to encircle and suppress a group of bandits, the Buddha will find someone to inform, the bandits in the mountains will escape after hearing the news, so the government has come to suppress many times, this piece of mountain is still immovable.

As a result, this piece of mountain has the saying of mountain affairs and extramountain affairs, the so-called mountain affairs are that the government wants to encircle and suppress, and extramountain affairs are to go out to do a big ticket.

It stands to reason that the Buddha is so powerful, the big boss should have joined forces with him a long time ago, but for some reason, this white-faced master called Liu Yi is unwilling to cooperate with this Maitreya Sect, and the Buddha has tried all his thoughts, but this person is still indifferent.

"If it's a matter in the mountains, you can't even get a cup of hot tea?"

The Buddha didn't speak, but the cold woman beside him spoke, this Liu Yi is really contrived, the Buddha and himself have been in this pestle for a long time, but on a cold day, there is not even a cup of hot tea, is it really to send a meal?

"Oops! You see, why do my brothers not understand the rules so much? ”

The white-faced man glanced at it, and suddenly "suddenly realized": "Isn't it, you didn't even have a cup of hot tea?" I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why does my brother not understand the rules so much? Come on, come on, serve tea, get the best southern tea leaves I hid! If you snub the Buddha like this, how will others laugh at us Rabbit Mountain? You straight thieves, let's see if I don't beat you to death for a while! ”

"Alright." The Buddha smiled and said: "Brothers, you are so careless in doing things, you have to see them in general!" ”

The Buddha said magnanimously: "Why don't we talk about business?" ”

"Yes, yes, Buddha, you say what you say."

When the tea came, Liu Yi made a respectful gesture and offered it with both hands, making a posture of apology and apology.

"Holy Maiden, don't be like us bandits, I'll punish them in a while!"

"Humph!" The cold woman's head flicked.

"Sail! Hugh is rude! The Buddha taught, so the saint's face was slightly softened.

"Master Liu, let's talk less nonsense, others don't know where you Liu Yi came from, but I have traveled south and north over the years, and I can be said to know your way clearly! Why do you call this mountain Liu Zhuangzi? Why call this hall as Bazhou Hall, the Buddha and I are clear, and my heart is like a mirror. ”

The man said: "Speaking of which, you are also a famous family, so I tried my best to win over the Buddha, but ah, ......"

"Oh? If the Buddha has something to say, you can say it directly, there are no outsiders here, they are all our brothers. Liu Yidao.

"Humph! Over the years, you have been with me with Rabbit Mountain, and then my letter, but you have always refused to cooperate with me! I know you are pretentious, but if it weren't for my sect to secretly protect these mountains, I'm afraid that even ten Liu Zhuangzi would be suppressed! ”

The Buddha bounced up violently as he spoke, slapped it hard, and the solid wood table next to him fell apart with a bang, and suddenly turned into a pile of waste wood!

The furniture of the Ming Dynasty is notoriously solid, and it can be done like this with one palm, so it can be seen that this Buddha naturally has some strength in his hands!

Liu Yi was shocked: It is said that this Buddha is a moody master, but no, he was still smiling and chanting like Maitreya, and now this is suddenly bursting, if he is not prepared in his heart, I am afraid that he will tremble!

"Bold! Lao Tzu sees that you are looking for death! Dare to come to my Bazhou Hall to escape? When my brothers and I are all vegetarians? ”

The leopard-eyed man suddenly burst out, the green tendons in his hands jumped, and he grabbed the big knife on his waist to make a shape, which was about to be split!

"I can't help it, Brother Bull!"

The white-bearded bandit beside him saw the leopard-eyed man called the bull like this, and the cold sweat came out, and he hurriedly grabbed it, and then said to the bandits around him: "Hurry up, help the handle." ”

"Bold, dare to be so rude to the Buddha!?" The cold woman seems to have some means, just a lightning flint kung fu, she grabbed a few flying needles with her left hand, and pulled out a dagger with her right hand, and it seems that she also has some martial arts on her body.

The smell of gunpowder suddenly filled the Bazhou Hall, and there was a posture of pulling out a knife and slashing if he didn't agree with each other.

"Slow down, don't do it!"

Liu Yi hurriedly waved his hand, Bazhou Hall is his own place, not to mention whether he can kill the Buddha and the saint in front of him, even if he kills it, there are believers in this Buddha who are afraid that there are hundreds of thousands, and this thing can still be good?

"Buddha, if you have something to say, why do you need to use a knife or a gun?"

Liu Yi called the brute bull on his head, and said to this Buddha, saying that even if he gritted his teeth and killed this Buddha today, what would happen to the brothers and children and women in Liu Zhuangzi in the future?

"Hmm." As soon as the Buddha waved his hand, the holy woman beside him put away the weapon in her hand, and the wild cow was also pushed out of the Bazhou Hall by a few bandits, and the hall that was still tense suddenly quieted down, and the needle drop could be heard, but the atmosphere was a little awkward.

"Hmph, if the Buddha is missing a single hair in your Bazhou Hall today, your rabbit mountain will have no grass tomorrow!" The holy woman put away the weapon that had just been revealed, and said angrily.

"Yes, yes, the Buddha's magical powers are vast, where does Liu Yi dare to escape?"

The purpose of hypocrisy and grievance is that the face must be passable, the Buddha is powerful, how dare Liu Yi offend him in person? This also said: "Liu Yi will definitely punish this brute bull for a while, this person dares to be rude to the Buddha, it's ......"

"Alright." The Buddha waved his hand, and this returned to the smile and groaning appearance at the beginning, and his face changed so quickly that it was staggering.

"Master Liu, Buddha, I also see that you are a famous family, and there is a lot of ink in my belly, I believe that you are the material for success, otherwise where would I have so much patience?

Liu Yi, I love you! But there is a limit to my patience! ”

It's awe-inspiring again, quite scary.

When the Buddha is angry, he can kill a thousand troops!

Liu Yi knew that this Buddha was powerful, but he was not afraid in his heart, but when he saw it today, he couldn't help but have a somewhat changed impression.

Sturdy solid wood furniture, which will be smashed when the palm is down; The speech is even more thorny, which makes people can't help but feel creepy.

Liu Yi's face changed brightly, the Buddha is now going to make a statement on his own, although he didn't say it, isn't it obvious? If you don't cooperate, it's like the table just now!

"The Buddha laughed, look at it, who dares not to give face to the Buddha among the bandits in the neighborhood?"

Liu Yi evoked the old routine again.

"Liu Yi! Today, the Buddha came to Rabbit Mountain in person, and naturally you can't fool around with the same prevarication as in the past! If you don't show some sincerity today! Hmph, your rabbit mountain will be swept up by my seventeen bandits here tomorrow! ”

The cold woman said.

"Holy Maiden, you are joking, where do we dare not follow the Buddha in Rabbit Mountain?" The white-bearded bandit immediately expressed his position, and said that he looked straight at the big boss, this Buddha killed people when he was angry, and now he is angry, and he has already given us a lot of face, what do you still want to do?

Liu Yi's face was painful.

The voices and smiles of the brothers kept flashing in their minds, and after struggling for a long time, Liu Yi finally grabbed the big knife on his waist and slashed it, and the table became two halves.

That's it, for the brothers in the cottage, for the old and weak women and children who came over from Liu Zhuangzi, father, my son is sorry for your old man!

"From now on, I will only be the head of the Buddha in Rabbit Mountain, and I am willing to be the eighteenth protector of the Buddha here!" Liu Yi said a little dejectedly.

What has always been insisted on in my heart is now forced to give up, and the Buddha smiled with relief, clasped his hands together, and looked like a fake monk: "Good, good, good." ”

When the Buddha spoke, the pilgrim made a look, and the saint said aggressively: "There is no basis for your words, you may show some sincerity?" ”

"Sincerity?" Liu Yi was a little angry, just broke the table and swore by himself, is it not sincere?

"Hmph, who of the previous seventeen bandit leaders belonged to him? Some have served their own children, and some have taken the head of the court officials, but now you only have empty mouths and white teeth, how can people be trusted? ”

The ancients paid attention to a charter in doing things, and if you belong to such a big thing, at least you have to give some greeting gifts, right? The previous leader of the Seventeen Villages was like this, either offering his wife and daughter, or beheading a minor official of the court to make a stand, and now you Liu Yi still think that just one sentence is it?

The Buddha looked at Liu Yi with a smile and an attitude of waiting to see what was changing.

"Yes, there is a greeting gift." Probably afraid that the big boss forgot, and now this white-bearded bandit hurriedly said: "When I went out to fight the autumn wind today, I also arrested a person who came back, this person is still Xie Yuan from our Shandong Province or something, and he can be regarded as a person who eats imperial grain, killing him, isn't it the opposition to the imperial court?" Does the Buddha look good? ”

When he was in Gudao, he was a good man and spared the life of this small man, but now this is not just coming in handy? Killing this so-called protégé of the Son of Heaven happens to be like a Buddha showing loyalty!

Liu Yi waved his hand, in fact, he didn't plan to kill this kid called Li Gouyu, but now that the matter has come to this, he can't bear to let himself kill the brothers and women in the village, so he also borrowed the donkey from the slope: "Yes, the little one will go and cut off the head of the person who eats the emperor's grain, and attach it to the Buddha!" (To be continued.) )