Chapter 12: The Man Who Died of Laughter
Zhu Gui hasn't cried since he was six years old, but today he cried, and he cried miserably!
If you are tied to a stool, take off your shoes with both feet, and then bring a sheep from the sheepfold behind, and find someone to brush salt water on your feet for the sheep to lick, in this case, you may laugh worse and cry worse than Zhu Gui!
The one who brushed the salt water on the soles of his feet was Boss Cui, and Boss Cui and the others heard their punishment as soon as they woke up with a bucket of water, but they served in Wangjia Village in Lanzhou for ten years and could only leave after ten years. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
And they took over Shi Qian's punishment the second time after they woke up, and Shi Qian's punishment was to make Zhu Gui laugh until he couldn't laugh anymore.
Originally, it was impossible for Zhu Gui to laugh, but this young man named Chen Jincai couldn't help it, he just told everyone a story.
In the story, there is a jailer who uses a sheep to get the answer he wants when he extorts a confession.
Boss Cui thought that Mr. Cui's words were every word, and every sentence was reasonable, so he brought the old sheep in the sheepfold in the backyard.
The poor old sheep didn't know how long it had been since he had eaten anything salty, and his tongue would lick it as soon as he smelled the salt on the soles of his feet.
What's even more pitiful is that Zhu Gui, a good dryland suddenly turned into a heartless madman who only knew how to laugh.
Chen Jincai held the answer handed over by Boss Cui in his hand, looked at the record above, sighed and said: "I know that Chai Daguan is naturally unwilling to accept the status quo, this is the heart is higher than the sky, and the life is thinner than paper!" ”
Wu Song also sighed: "I only heard that Chai Daguan is righteous and Bo Yuntian, and he is known as Xiao Meng, that is, Wu Song has also been to Zhuangzi, a Chai official, to live for a while, and the world's heroes are favored too much by Chai Daguan, if Chai Daguan wants to rebel, I am afraid that the world will be slumped!" ”
Chen Jincai smiled and asked, "Will Erlang go?" ”
Wu Song shook his head: "It's not the right time for Chai Daguan to rebel, it's not possible!" Although Wu Er hid in the Chai Daguan for a while and was deeply gracious, it was very simple to repay this great favor, that is, to eliminate Dalang's revenge, which was the best reward for the kindness of Chai Daguan. ”
Wu Song knew that what Chai Daguan asked Zhu Gui to do this time had touched Da Lang's nerves, although he didn't know what nerves were, but since Da Lang said so, it was what Zhu Gui had done, which had made Chen Jincai disdain Zhu Gui for doing things.
But for the sake of his own face, he let go of Chai Daguan once, at least he can repay the kindness of his shelter in his manor.
However, depending on the situation, even if he asked Da Lang to let Chai Daguan go, Chai Daguan would not let Da Lang go, he would not take this defeat to heart, there are so many heroes who have received his kindness, it is conceivable that Da Lang's days will be spent in assassination in the future.
Chen Jincai said with a smile: "Chai Jin wants to rebel, he can't fight back, he has no soldiers and horses, just these heroes in the rivers and lakes he shelters, they may be fierce when they fight alone, but when they are in the army, few can get up." ”
"According to Da Lang's character, he is not against it, it is the official family's business, and it has nothing to do with him, but Mingtai can foresee that there is a sword of the Son of Heaven, I am afraid that Da Lang will have no peace!" The scholar shook his head lightly and said.
The scholar is Li Mingtai, and his father is Li Gang.
At the beginning, Chen Jincai left a note at the small shop and left, and then went to Tokyo to mess around, Li Gang had already taken his family south to Shaxian County, Nanjian Prefecture to get snacks.
It's just the road of the Northern Song Dynasty! It's hurtful to say it, but in fact, the best thing is to let the boat go straight down the river.
Not really! Li Gang's third son's tuberculosis made them dare not go south directly, but stopped by to find a famous doctor on the way south.
But tuberculosis was a terminal disease in ancient times, and it was also a terminal disease that could be contagious, so it was inevitable that Li Gang's wife was also infected with tuberculosis when she was taking care of her son.
This was a great blow to Li Gang's family, and they were directly stranded in the Hubei territory, Chen Jincai went straight south when he escaped the pursuit of the forbidden army, and also arrived at the Hubei border, and then after killing the forbidden army, they coincidentally met Li Gang's family who had been stranded in the local area for a long time when they turned to the Shandong territory.
Tuberculosis is tuberculosis, tuberculosis was a terminal disease in ancient times, but for people now, there are more medicines to treat this disease, and it just so happened that Chen Jincai had this medicine when he practiced medicine in the mountains before.
So should everything fall into place?
Of course not, Chen Jincai put forward a condition, saying that he could be treated, but the consultation fee was that Li Mingtai could be loyal to him for ten years, or even seven years.
Wu Song was a little uncomfortable at that time, and felt that Da Lang was taking advantage of people's danger, so Chen Jincai only used one sentence to remove Wu Song's discomfort.
It was seven years later that the Great Song Dynasty had a great disaster, and although Zhao Ji was unkind to himself, he couldn't ignore the people of the Great Song Dynasty who were suffering because of Zhao Ji, so he needed a lot of readers.
This reason is very strong, so strong that Chen Jin said that the scholar he needs is not this kind of scholar who is powerless, but the kind of scholar who can write and martial arts.
So after Wu Song volunteered to teach Li Mingtai to practice martial arts, Li Mingtai's difficult days came.
When Chen Jincai was free, he also gave him a small steel crossbow, and when he came, in addition to watching the ox cart to watch the killing of Chen Jincai, Wu Song and Bai Niu when he had no ability at first, he was also forced to start shooting at some bandits who were very angry with the people.
So far, it can be regarded as a battle-hardened, if it is a war with the extermination of bandits.
That's why his methods were so neat when he appeared in this store, and what Wu Song said could be regarded as a success.
Similarly, Wu Song, who originally only knew a few big characters, was also tortured by Li Mingtai, and finally knew all the words in the thousand-character text of the three characters that Chen Jincai asked him to recognize.
In the past few months, they have scooped up the bad-reputed bandits along the way! In particular, some leaders with great public anger will end very tragically.
Before arriving at this shop, Chen Jincai heard from passers-by that there was Liangshanbo in front of him, and Wu Song and Li Mingtai told him that there was a hotel in front of Liangshanbo, which was a black shop opened by Zhu Gui, the five leaders of Liangshanboli.
If it is not rich, it is fine, but the fat sheep with wealth on his body is numb with sweat and medicine, and he is killed with a knife, and the meat on his body is chopped into pieces for cooking.
When Wu Song heard this, he was about to pick up a knife and rush in to chop up all these people, but Chen Jin, who had good ears, heard the quarrel inside when he approached.
So there was the scene where the scholar Li Mingtai just entered the store, and then there was a scene where a few people pretended to be flipped by the hemp, but in fact, there were only three words in the end.
Teasing you!
But having a good time made Shi Qian, a guy with no sense of humor, scream, worthy of being a thief, with very sharp eyes!
The rivers and lakes are long, find some fun!
This is Chen Jincai's original words, but he is happy, and Zhu Gui and his guys are not happy.
Wrong! I was so happy that I started crying.
After each guy was waited by the old sheep for a long time, they all laughed, and one was laughed to death.
It can be seen that those who don't laugh to death have a cold in their hearts, but they still have to continue laughing, and they don't even have time to beg for mercy.
It's so pathetic!
One of the lucky guys was untied and asked to go to Liangshan to report the news and tell Lin Chong that the old man had come to visit.
Lin Chong came quickly, and there was also that Wang Lun, Du Qian, Song Wan, and many other minions!
This is going to start!