Chapter 397 [Brother is wearing underwear!] 】
On June 22, there will be five major pilgrimage meetings. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 infoOn this day, as long as the incumbent officials in Beijing have no disasters or diseases, they basically have to come to respond.
When Zhang Fang came to the waiting room outside the front hall of Weiyang, he saw a group of officials gathered in a circle to greet him. Who is in the center of the circle, I can't really see it for a while. Zhang Fang was thinking about whether to go over, when a crack opened in the circle, and one person waved to him. looked closely, but it was Xu Xin.
This little friend has also grown into an Angzang bearded eyebrow, but his personality is impatient and he loves to cause trouble. Therefore, the Son of Heaven wanted to reuse it and did not dare to reuse it, so he only gave him a noble title of advising a doctor, and slowly boiled his qualifications and tempered his heart.
The little partner beckoned, Zhang Fang had no reason not to go over, and as soon as he entered the circle, he hurriedly bent down. In the center of the circle, the stars and the moon, an old man dressed in a red summer dress and a marquis's purple ribbon on his waist were smiling.
Ping Enhou Xu Jia.
The former great Sima, the general of the chariot cavalry, and the ruler of the dynasty, has retired for many years. Except for the arrival of major events such as the beginning of the year, the emperor's birthday, and the change of the year name, he is rarely seen on other occasions, let alone the official court routine such as the court meeting.
What kind of big things will happen today? It actually alarmed the patriarch.
The court meeting began with the sound of hundreds of officials singing "Long live the thousand autumns, long music is not young".
The officials went out one by one to perform things, and Zhang Fang listened attentively, they were all ordinary political affairs, and he didn't hear anything famous. Zhang Fang noticed that Xu Jia's expression was very calm, and he looked calm and relaxed. But this is just the city government of the old politician, and I want to see from his face whether he knows or not. Zhang Fang estimated that Xu Jia did not necessarily know, which can be seen from Xu Xin's expression that he couldn't hide things.
However, Zhang Fang knew that at least two people knew what was going on: one was the Son of Heaven and the other was Wang Feng.
Zhang Fang's curiosity is not strong, and he has no desire to explore, anyway, since this veteran has been invited, there is always something related to it, just take it slowly, don't worry.
Until the end of the hour, when he was about to disperse the dynasty as usual, he suddenly saw the end of the class, and a yellow ribbon (600 stones) official came out of the class and raised a wat salute: "Minister Xia Yanqiu, impeach a certain secretary for the crime of 'arrogance'." ”
As soon as this person appeared, as soon as this word came out, the air in the temple was stagnant. In just one sentence, unusual.
First of all, although this Xia Yanqiu official is small, he is a servant of the imperial history. What is the History of the Servants? The Imperial History is subordinate to the Imperial Historian, directly under the Imperial History, and his position is "to be performed by the Minister, to picket hundreds of officials, to be impeached according to the regulations, and to be ordered out of the prison or dictatorial prison." ”
That is to say, the history of the Imperial Service is often referred to as the "speech official", although the official position is small, but it can impeach all officials below the three dukes, even if the three dukes commit crimes, they can also be heard and corrected, which is equivalent to the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The most taboo thing for the hundred officials of the court is to be targeted by these officials, and it is not good to be targeted.
Secondly, Xia Yanqiu's words revealed two important information. The first is "impeachment of a certain secretary". The secretary of the Han Dynasty cannot be called indiscriminately, and only the real prince, secretary, and marquis can be called "qing". Even if it is a county guard, it can only be called "Jun", because it is sent by the imperial court, so it is called "Envoy".
In other words, Xia Yanqiu impeached a high-ranking official at the level of a marquis, and the reason for impeachment was "arrogance". Arrogance is the meaning of arrogance and presumptuousness, this crime is not big, it is not small, it depends on who the target is, and whether the impact is bad. Which marquis was presumptuous to whom? Could it be ...... The gaze of the hundred officials subconsciously slipped towards Ping'en Hou Xu Jia, but they quickly withdrew their gaze and lowered their eyes. This matter was poked out by the official at the court meeting, and the bad influence was accounted for, if the object was Xu Jia...... In this muddy water of the great god, it's better for the little ghost to go elsewhere.
Xu Jia still looks like an old god, but he already has a bad premonition in his heart. He was edicted by the Son of Heaven to attend the court meeting this time, as for the reason, according to the queen's daughter, the Son of Heaven did not know, this was the meaning of the queen mother.
Liu Biao is also a little inexplicable, but when the official is impeached, he naturally has to follow it: "Who is impeached?" Why are you arrogant? ”
"The ministers impeached the Marquis of Fuping, Guangluxun, and the ...... in the servants"
There was a commotion in the temple.
Zhang Fang blinked, it turned out to impeach me. Arrogant? It seems that I do have times when I am arrogant, and it depends on who I am right against.
Xia Yanqiu's voice echoed in the main hall: "...... Yesterday, in front of the west gate of Changle Palace, Zhang Qing helped Xu Mi, the eldest daughter of Enhou, get out of the car, raise her feet and kick the wheel, rude and arrogant, for arrogance......"
The agitation in the temple turned into an uproar.
Xu Jia's face also changed and became ugly. Xu Xin's face turned red and he stared at Zhang Fang angrily.
Liu Biao was stunned, Wang Shang frowned, and Wang Feng was expressionless.
Got it, got it...... Zhang Fang was stunned for a while before he understood. What a fucking fuck! So that's what happened......
This pot has to be carried by Han Dynasty costumes. Why? The Han Dynasty physicians wore usually tops and bottoms, with shin garments (similar to stockings) on the legs, no underpants, and no seams on the sides. If the stride is too large, or the leg is raised, it will "show the treasure" (you can imagine what it is like to wear a cheongsam without underwear). This is why "keiza" is considered to be humiliating.
Zhang Fang raised his legs to pedal the wheels, and the opposite was a young and distinguished woman...... Tsk, this is a serious faux pas in the Han Dynasty, no wonder Xia Yanqiu wants to impeach him for arrogance. At the same time, it is also understandable why Xu Jia changed color and why Xu Xin was angry.
Zhang Fang is not a slow person to react, it is not an exaggeration to say that his reaction is faster than most officials in the palace, but why is he the last to understand? The reason is very simple, he doesn't have this string in his mind at all, let alone the awareness of this, because ......
Under the eyes of a thousand eyes, Zhang Fang stood up, stepped out of the line, and bowed to the Son of Heaven.
Liu Biao had a constipated expression on his face: "This ...... Fuping Hou, can there be such a thing? ”
Zhang magnified and nodded generously: "Yes." ”
Xu Jia's face turned black again, and Xu Xin's face turned red like blood.
Wang Feng's eyes flashed, and his face was still expressionless. But he found that Zhang Fang was smiling at himself, Wang Feng's heart suddenly struck, and for no reason there was a feeling that things seemed to be out of control.
Liu Biao's constipated expression turned into a toothache again, and he turned to Xu Jia: "This, Ping Enhou, is there a saying?" ”
Xu Jia's expression was much better than Liu Biao's. Say, this is an offence to the world's face; Don't say it, this old face is going to be lost in front of hundreds of officials. It's hard to get tight for a while.
Zhang Fang didn't embarrass Xu Jia for too long, he just beckoned Xia Yanqiu to come over and let the other party maintain a bending posture. Then, he inserted the wat board into the back collar, looked around at the hundred officials, and said, "Please keep your eyes open, below, is the moment to witness the miracle." ”
Then, with his left hand, he grabbed the right seam of his shirt and slammed it.
In the midst of the exclamations in the hall, a voice came clearly: "Brother is wearing underwear!" ”
"In June of the fourth year of Heping, the Marquis of Fuping was put in the palace to undress, and the top and hundreds of officials were shocked. Regarding, there is a cloth inside, and all grievances are settled. Since then, this thing has been popular all over the world, and it is now known as the 'inner pocket' ......" - "Emperor Cheng's Living Note"