Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Safest Place
Cao Ming pretended to be mysterious and said: "Actually, that lewd thief has a very strange taste, he likes fake women, that is, he has the appearance of a woman, but his heart is a man." ”
Yan Ying said with a sad face: "It's over, I'm the kind of person you said, although I am a woman on the outside, but I am a man on the inside." ”
"Actually, that lewd thief is only against me!" Cao Ming thought to herself that even if she told the truth, no one would believe it, so it was better to put it simply.
Yan Ying was not surprised: "If I were a thief, I would choose you, because your status is noble, so it will make men want to conquer." ”
Cao Ming remembered that the rich people in her previous life were willing to buy female stars, not only because the female stars were beautiful, but also because of the popularity of female stars in society.
Cao Ming thought for a while and said, "I'm going out tonight to take shelter, if you hear a noise outside, don't open the door and go out." ”
Cao Ming thought to herself that since she couldn't prevent him, she would just leave this room, there was a place that was absolutely safe.
Yan Ying knew that Cao Ming had an idea in her heart: "Be careful yourself, call us if there is any situation." ”
Cao Ming said confidently: "You can rest assured, this lewd thief is very stupid, I can deal with him." ”
Cao Ming hurriedly sorted out the dinner, and then carefully freshened up, as if she was in a hurry to go on a date.
The lights outside the guest room were half extinguished, Cao Ming walked out of the house with a pillow, and then touched the front of the house on the opposite side of the yard and knocked lightly on the door a few times.
"Bang dang!" The door was opened, and the person who came out was burly, and it was Lu Bu when he looked closely.
Cao Ming's heart was cold: "I'm really sorry, I knocked on the wrong door, you can continue to rest." ”
Cao Ming thought to herself that her luck was really bad, why did she knock on Lu Bu's head, and all the gods and goddesses would quickly appear to save me.
"Knocked on the wrong door?" Lu Bu stared at Cao Ming like watching a play, thinking that this girl took the initiative to send it to the door, wouldn't it be in vain if she didn't answer it.
Cao Ming was just about to run away, but was dragged into the house by Lu Bu's big hand, and then thrown onto the bed by him.
Lu Bu said proudly: "It's quiet in the dead of night now, no one will come to save you, you better accept your fate." ”
Cao Ming took a deep breath, took the initiative to hug Lu Bu and said, "Fengxian, in fact, I really like you, otherwise I wouldn't have come to you, but you actually treated me roughly." ”
Lu Bu thought that Cao Ming would shout, and even hit himself with something, but he didn't expect that the other party would also have intentions.
Lu Bu hugged Cao Ming and said: "Ming'er, I am a rough person, in fact, you should be able to feel that I have feelings for you, as long as you obey me tonight, I will live up to you in this life and this life." ”
Cao Ming wants that if it weren't for the physical injury, I wouldn't be cheap to hug you, I really think of myself as a heartthrob.
Cao Ming said softly: "Don't worry, I'll promise you now, but you have to go to my room first and bring my change of clothes." ”
"I'll go now!" Lu Bu had never been so happy, his wish was finally coming true.
Cao Ming saw that Lu Bu had locked the outside of the door, and thought that he could only jump out of the window for the future, and then enter the next room to keep safe.
Fortunately, Lu Bu didn't lock the window, and Cao Ming jumped out easily, of course, time is very tight now, and she doesn't want to play adult games with Lu Bu.
Cao Ming was just about to knock on the door next door, but the room was not locked, and there was still a little light inside.
Lu Ling was concentrating on the bamboo slip in front of him, and he didn't notice anyone coming in at all, until he saw the shadow on the ground, and realized that there was another person in the room.
Cao Ming explained: "Don't be afraid, I'm just coming in and hiding, there's a thief outside, don't make a sound." ”
Lu Ling frowned and said, "There is a thief, this is in the inn, I want to tell my father." ”
Cao Ming said with sadness: "Actually, that lewd thief is your father, and he has been eyeing me for a long time. ”
"How can you scold my father?" Lu Lingqi's face was flushed, and in her mind, Lu Bu was a good father.
Cao Ming took out a waist card and said, "Actually, I don't want this to be true, but I have evidence in my hand, this is your father's waist card." ”
Lu Ling took the waist card and looked at it, and found that it was indeed owned by Lu Bu, so it was difficult for her to tell the truth.
"Ming'er, where are you?" Lu Bu's voice came from outside the room, thinking that it was because he saw that the room was empty, and his heart became impatient.
"I'm here!" As soon as Cao Ming pushed the door open, he saw Lu Bu holding a cloth bag, and he was stunned at the door and didn't speak for a long time.
Lu Ling walked up to Lu Bu with his waist card: "Ming'er is this sister's name?" ”
Lu Bu said with a smile: "It's indeed her name, she asked me to help her get her clothes, but I didn't expect someone to be here with you." ”
Cao Ming covered her mouth and cried: "We are not related, how can I let you go to get clothes, you come to my room in the middle of the night to misbehave, you are a thief!" ”
Cao Ming behaved like a victim, and secretly poked the wound in her abdomen with her hand to facilitate her tears to flow out quickly.
Lu Ling snatched the burden and saw that it was really all women's clothes, and it seemed that what she said was all the truth.
Lu Bu suddenly became angry and said, "You slut, you dare to deliberately deceive me, do you know what the consequences will be?" ”
"Smack!" The sound of slaps echoed in the room, and Lu Bu covered his face and looked at his daughter in disbelief.
Lu Ling gritted his teeth and said, "It's shameless! It's a shame that you're still a general, and you should do such a thing. ”
Lu Bu pointed to Cao Ming's nose and said, "You hurry up and explain clearly, otherwise don't want to leave alive." ”
Cao Ming wiped her tears and said, "The fact is that you want to treat me badly, it's a big deal that you kill me now, it's better than being ruined by you." ”
Lu Ling stood in front of Cao Ming and said, "Sister, don't worry, with me here, he won't dare to mess around with you." ”
Lu Bu was angry and there was green smoke on the top of his head: "For my daughter's sake, I will spare you this time, the next time we meet will be your death, hum!" ”
Lu Bu sulked and walked out of the house, Cao Ming immediately locked the house, and it seemed safe tonight.
"I really didn't expect my father to be a thief." Lu Ling has always admired his father, but he didn't expect all this to be false.
"Can I live here?" Cao Ming thought to herself that the play was over, and it was time for her to sleep.
Lu Ling hesitated for a moment: "I have never lived with others, but helping people should be helped to the end, you can live with me." ”
"Order!" Cao Ming quickly took off her dress and got into the quilt, thinking that she would share the bed with a soft girl, which was really happy and satisfying.
Lu Ling saw Cao Ming with a smile on her face, and thought to herself, wasn't she crying just now, why did she become so happy.
"I'll tell you a story!" Cao Ming immediately showed a trick, storytelling is a necessary skill to fool children, especially for girls.
"Really?" Lu Ling was like an ignorant little lamb who had not yet realized that he was in danger.
Cao Ming raised her eyebrows and said, "My story is absolutely wonderful, and you have never heard it." ”
Lu Ling slipped into the quilt in disbelief: "I've read a lot of books since I was a child, and I've read most of the stories, I don't believe you can tell a better story." ”
Cao Ming cleared her throat and said, "Once upon a time, there was a Snow White, she unfortunately had a terminal illness, and doctors all over the country could not cure her.
When her queen stepmother learned of this, she asked about her treasure, the Magic Mirror, which said that it was the princess's calamity, and only the seven dwarfs could resolve it.
So the queen gathered craftsmen from all over the country to create a magic crystal coffin, if Snow White was allowed to lie in the crystal coffin, it could slow down the invasion of disease on her body, and the price was that the person lying in it would not wake up.
Snow White decides to fight the disease, and she calmly walks in the crystal coffin, waiting for the seven dwarfs to come to her rescue.
Unfortunately, an evil prince learns of this and sneaks into the princess's room to open the coffin and kiss Snow White.
The queen and her hunters wanted to stop the evil prince's conspiracy, but unfortunately they were not the opponent of the evil prince at all, and they were beaten to the brink of death by the prince.
At last, the seven dwarfs appeared, working together to slay the evil prince and bring the antidote they had sought from the western heavens to heal the sick Snow White.
Eventually, Snow White accepted the love of the seven dwarfs, married them far away, and lived happily with them. ”
Cao Ming finished talking about Snow White in one breath, thinking that she was to blame the evil prince, otherwise the princess would marry the dwarf.
Lu Ling's eyes moistened and said, "I didn't expect the dwarfs to be so brave, in the face of the evil prince, they wouldn't be afraid." ”
Cao Ming clenched his fists and said, "This story tells us that in the face of an evil enemy, as long as you have the courage to resist, you will have a chance to defeat the enemy. ”
Lu Ling realized that there was a loophole in the story: "But there are seven dwarfs, who is Snow White marrying?" ”
Cao Ming said perfunctorily: "In fact, there is a kind of love called love, the dwarf is hand in hand, and of course Snow White is married to seven people." ”
Lu Ling thought for a while and said: "It turns out that this is called love, if Ling'er marries seven people at the same time, isn't it also called love?" ”
Cao Ming was taken aback: "Actually, you will understand this when you grow up, don't think about it so much now, especially not to mention marrying seven people, others are easy to treat you as a bad girl." ”
Cao Ming thought that she almost killed an ignorant girl, and she should not tell this kind of story in the future, it is easy to mislead these little pot friends.
"Is there a story left?" Lu Ling is now full of energy, and he still wants to continue to listen to Cao Ming's story.
Cao Ming's eyelids fought and said: "Going to bed early is good for your health, children don't stay up late, it's easy to hurt their minds!" ”
Lu Ling looked at Cao Ming with unfinished eyes, thinking that she must have a lot of stories, and she had to find a way to get her to speak.