Chapter 45: I Want to Be a Hoe
As the sun set, the two finally arrived in the city before dark! Zhang Yun was already waiting for the two of them at the door of an inn on the side of the road in the market!
Zhang Yunying stepped forward and said, "Two sons, everything is ready!" "Han Shu is dressed in men's clothes, and she has already made an appointment to go out, and she has to call her son along the way!
Zhang Yun nodded lightly at Childe, as if to say, everything is ready!
Zhang Liang immediately understood, and gently bowed his head in approval! Then he said lightly: "This hotel needs relevant certification documents, can you handle it?" ”
That Zhang Yun gave a thumbs up and signaled to Gongzi to rest assured! Although the Qin State has strict laws, since the whole world is unified, some laws are no longer the same as before! Power and wealth are concentrated in the center, and the court's demand for money has led to the continuous tightening of local taxes, and most officials regard wealth as their life! So money is starting to kick in!
Han Shu and Zhang Liang handed over the horse to Xiao Er! As Zhang Yun walked into the store, the inn was very classy, and one of the private rooms had been booked by Zhang Yun! When the three of them are seated, Xiao Er will rush in, and the wine and meat dishes will be presented one by one! The laws of the Qin State stipulate that cattle cannot be slaughtered at will, so this meat is mainly pork, but in people's minds, beef is still the best grade, and mutton is secondary! It is basically difficult for ordinary people or business travelers to eat mutton, let alone beef! But this meal not only had fish and wine, but also beef and sheep meat! And it's cooked very delicately! In addition to being able to see that this inn has strong capital, it also indirectly reflects Zhang Yun's breadth!
When the three of them were enjoying the food, Zhang Yun suddenly got up and bowed to the two!
Zhang Liang didn't know what he meant, glanced at Han Shu, and asked, "What's wrong?" Zhang Yun! ”
I saw Zhang Yun's face full of guilt, and said timidly: "Zhang Yun is not doing well!" Hope Gongzi is punished!! ”
Han Shu couldn't find the north when he heard this, but Zhang Liang vaguely understood, but his face was still blank!
"I came to this city, and after many inquiries, I found this inn! This is one of the best in town! I want the sons to be able to rest well and relieve fatigue! Who knew that when I arrived, there was only one room left in the inn! But it's a private room! And then there's a simple room with a bed! I've also been to other inns to ask, but because I came to this house first, and then went to other houses, they were all full!! In desperation, I had to come back here and book a room! Zhang Yun is incompetent, please punish the son!! ”
Punish?! Punish a fart!! Zhang Liang's heart is already full of flowers! This Zhang Yun said that it was not leaky, and he couldn't help but give him one hundred and twenty likes! He secretly looked at Shu'er, wanting to see how the other party could solve it!
When Han Shu heard this, she nodded slightly and said, "I can't blame you for this, you also did your best!" Hurry up! I'll just go to the room tonight! ”
Zhang Liang almost jumped up when he heard this, but he heard Zhang Yun deny it repeatedly: "No! How inconvenient it is for Han Gongzi to go! The room is five people living in the same room, and I think there are many pickled people in that room! How can you let Childe go?! Isn't this killing Zhang Yun?! ”
After Zhang Yunyan's words, Han Shu has no idea! I thought that the room was just a simple one, but I really didn't know that it was many people living in the same bed! If you go by yourself, it will be inconvenient! But if you don't go, you can only live in the same room with Zhang Liang! If it's a wolf's den; That bright is the tiger's den! She didn't know what to do, so she could only be silent!
Zhang Liang admires Zhang Yun to the extreme at this moment! I have to say that although Zhang Yun often makes his teeth itch with hatred, at critical moments, his work efficiency is amazing!
Seeing that the time was ripe, he hurriedly said, "Yes! No, let's go to the room, it's crowded! ”
Zhang Liang took retreat as advance, Zhang Yun naturally understood his true meaning, and hurriedly replied: "The son cares about Zhang Yun, and the villain is grateful!" But the bed can only accommodate one person! If the son is willing to go! Zhang Yun volunteered to go to the stable for a night's rest! ”
All retreats are blocked! Zhang Yun is indeed the best among people!
The only way left for Zhang Liang and Han Shu is to live together! No matter how worried Han Shu is, she can only accept it!
After eating, Zhang Yun personally led the way for Han Shu and Zhang Liang, turned to the backyard, and arrived at the door of a side room after the patio!
Push the door and look around the house, there are decorations all around! It's not luxurious, but it's very elegant! There is a desk in the room with a chessboard and a guqin! In the corner of the house, on a wooden shelf, there is a bronze bird, and when you look closely, you can see that it is a pheasant, and the production is lifelike; It has a wick in its beak and a mouth full of oil made from fish oil! The candlelight kept beating, like a girl dancing! Washing copper mirrors are readily available! A couch is enclosed by a curtain and placed on the left side of the room!
This private room is indeed an indispensable upper room! It shows that Zhang Yun has spent a lot of time looking for it!
"Childe! Rest early! I'm going to be busy with procurement tomorrow! After Zhang Yun finished speaking, he bowed and saluted, wanting to retreat and leave! Before leaving, Zhang Liang grabbed his hand, as if he wanted to help him up, and at the same time secretly stuffed something into his hand! Whispered: "Don't squeeze!" Find yourself a single room or someone to stay in for the night! If you really can't do it, go to the "dance studio"! "The voice is so small that only the master and servant can hear it!
Zhang Yun pinched it with his backhand, and he could already tell that it was an ingot of gold! Bow down in a hurry! Nod your head!
After Zhang Yun left, Zhang Liang and Han Shu walked into the room, and Zhang Liang closed the door with his backhand. By the way, I plugged in the deadbolt, and the action was extremely skillful, but there was no sound! didn't wait for Zhang Liang to speak, but suddenly heard Han Shu speak first!
"I sleep in bed! You sleep on the desk! ”
Zhang Liang didn't expect Shu'er to make such an arrangement, but he didn't show anxiety, just slowly walked to the side of the desk and sat down, and said to Han Shu seriously: "Shu'er! Can we talk about it calmly? “
Han Shu wanted to laugh when she saw his expression, but when she heard that the other party wanted to talk to her, she nodded and agreed!
Zhang Liang slowly sat up straight, put his hands on his knees, and said slowly: "Shu'er! Although you and I have never been married, we already have a marriage contract! I can understand how important you are about chastity! But I have this too! Believe me, I'm also a person who values chastity a lot! Remember the last county night?! You and I share the same bed, and the clothes are all gone, although I used to be a little light, but have I ever damaged your jade body?! I can endure that day when we have no marriage contract, and today I have a marriage contract, you should believe me even more! So I think it's perfectly okay for you and me to share the same bed! ”
Han Shu, who made a statement and defended herself, couldn't cry or laugh! Especially Zhang Liang himself is still conscious and reasonable, and there is a sense of righteousness between his eyebrows! Hearing Zhang Liang talk about being a little light, he remembered the events of that night, and he only felt ashamed and ashamed! I just don't think it's to say; Neither is scolding! After thinking about it for a long time, I knew that if I didn't let him go to bed, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to sleep peacefully! So he slowly asked, "You can sleep in the same bed!" So you can make sure you sleep with your clothes together!? And don't you get close to the bad me?! ”
Hearing Han Shu's words seemed to be a compromise, Zhang Liang was overjoyed in his heart, but the subsequent request really embarrassed him! It's not scientific to sleep in clothes! If it's not bad, can she still be a man?? But after weighing it again, Zhang Liang decided to agree! Because, only when you go to bed first, can you have the following!
The lights were turned off, the clothes were closed, Zhang Liang and Han Shu slept in the same bed! Zhang Liang turned his back outwards and secretly looked back at Han Shu in the bed, but his back was inward!
Han Shu couldn't sleep at this time, she only felt extremely nervous! Although the two had intimate contact and couldn't stop, they didn't have the last line of defense after all! So there is still a girl's shyness! Zhang Liang was racking his brains at this time, thinking about how he could succeed in the conspiracy! Break the ice!!
"Shu'er, are you asleep?" Suddenly, Zhang Liang asked softly.
Han Shu's heart trembled when she heard this, her body didn't move, and she still turned her back and replied, "No!" Sleep right away! Sleep fast, too! ”
When Zhang Liang heard this, he hurriedly continued: "You can't sleep, right?" Let me tell you a hypnotic story! Maybe you'll fall asleep just as you talk! When the time comes, I also said that I was tired, so I went to sleep! ”
Han Shu didn't know what Zhang Liang wanted, but she felt that there was nothing wrong with the suggestion, so she hummed lightly in response!
Seeing Shu'er's response, Zhang Liang hurriedly said: "Once upon a time there was a small town, and there was a custom that everyone in the family who passed away had to go out at midnight to bury ......"
Han Shu trembled when she heard Zhang Liang's story, she never expected that he would tell such a scary story in the middle of the night! In his heart, he already knew that he wanted to make himself afraid, so that he could take the opportunity to comfort him, so as to make it bad! After understanding the intention, she simply pretended to be asleep, suppressed her fear, and ignored him! But the story still slowly came into my ears, and I was a little scared after all!
Zhang Liang talked for a long time, although it has not reached the climax, but the plot is also terrifying! Seeing that Han Shu didn't react, she couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, but she had no choice but to continue talking!
"At midnight there were no pedestrians on the street, only a drunken man hobbling home, when suddenly, a cool breeze blew! The drunkard only felt as if there was a pair of eyes behind him looking at him...... "Just as he was talking about this, there was really a gust of wind outside the house where Zhang Liang lived!"
At this time, Han Shu really couldn't hold back, so she quickly turned around and threw herself into Zhang Liang's arms, with a little crying, and said tremblingly: "Please, don't talk about it!" I'm scared, can't I! ”
Zhang Liang has succeeded! Finally turned Shu'er from a back-to-back confrontation to a beautiful woman! Hurriedly hugged him and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid! I'm here, don't talk about it! Don't talk about it! ”
Seeing that his conspiracy succeeded, Han Shu was powerless, so she twisted his arm a few times angrily, and said angrily: "If you tell some scary stories in the middle of the night, you won't be happy!" ”
His arm was twisted, and Zhang Liang's body was distressed! hurriedly defended: "Wronged! I'm telling stories so I can sleep! ”
"I've never heard of a ghost story to sleep!" Han Shu replied disdainfully, but as soon as the words fell, she suddenly felt a foreign object penetrate from under her clothes! She hurriedly reached out to grab it, and after grabbing it, she found that Zhang Liang's right hand secretly touched from the bottom of her clothes, wanting to "go deeper" into it!
"What are you doing? Say good, don't spoil me! You're lying to me again! Han Shu pretended to be angry and said!
She could only defend against Zhang Liang's demon, but she couldn't get angry, but she was afraid that he would be fearless, so she had to pretend to be angry!
However, Zhang Liang is not stupid, knowing that Shu'er will not really be angry with him at all! Seeing that she pretended to be angry, she also started to play!
"Hey~~~ I want to warm you so that we can both sleep! It doesn't seem to work! Sleep well! I'll tell myself a story! After saying that, he started the unfinished story on his own!
Han Shu completely admitted defeat, her voice was already soft, and she asked in an almost pleading tone, "Please!" Stop it! I'm really scared! So you say, how do you have to fall asleep!? ”
Zhang Liang smiled mysteriously when he heard this, hugged Shu'er tighter in his arms, slowly leaned his mouth to her ear, and whispered: "I want to be a hoe!" I want you to do the ...... of the day."