As soon as these words came out, the long-haired woman suddenly blushed, but she quickly reacted and said uncertainly: "You are next door, you..."

"Please show me your papers." When the man heard his wife's words, he also reacted, and asked the two of them to show their documents with a calm face. "What documents?" Xu Yan said.

"Police ID!"

"Nope!"

"You're not a policeman?" The man frowned.

"When did I say I was a police officer?" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and looked at him like an idiot.

As soon as he heard Xu Yan say that he was not a policeman, the man was suddenly a little messy, and after asking so many questions from the other party, he was not a police officer at all, remembering his previous fear, the man said angrily: "It's not a policeman, it's not a policeman, what are you checking?" ”

"If you don't talk about temporary inspections, will you open the door?" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said as a matter of course.

The emaciated man was dumbfounded, the corners of his eyes twitched a few times, he couldn't speak for a long time, he couldn't understand the intention of the two for a while, and asked distressedly, "What do you want to do?" ”

Xu Yan smiled and said: "The movement here is too loud, and we can't sleep, so I came over to chat with you, didn't disturb you?" ”

The emaciated man had a strange face, and he wanted to shout loudly without disturbing it, but in the middle of the night, when he was sprinting passionately, two people suddenly broke in, would this not bother, but looking at the strong appearance of the three people, he didn't dare to say what he complained.

"No... No. The emaciated man shook his head.

"That's good." Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said to the emaciated man: "Don't be stunned, you continue, don't worry about us, what should we do, we just take a look at it, by the way, cheer you up, you do well, we applaud, if you don't do well, we will cheer you up, and when you are sleepy, we will go back to sleep." ”

The emaciated man listened to Xu Yan's words, and almost fell to the ground, not to mention how exciting the expression on his face was.

You go on, don't worry about us, what should we do, we just take a look, by the way to cheer you up, if you do well, we will applaud, if you don't do well, we will cheer you up, and when you are sleepy, we will go back to sleep.

What is this called? I thought that the husband and wife Dunlun were juggling, and they said anything to look at casually, by the way, applaud and cheer, applaud if they do well, and cheer if they don't do well, when this is a cockfight?

"Why are you stunned, weren't you just getting up and screaming very hard, go on!" Xu Yan saw the emaciated man stunned in place, and urged again.

This time, the emaciated man understood it, Xu Yan blamed their movements before, and came to Xingshi to ask for the guilt, his face changed for a while, and he said softly: "Brother, I'm really sorry to disturb your rest, I apologize, promise not to disturb you again, okay?" ”

"Big brother, don't be reluctant, I heard that this kind of thing is not good for your health, if you really need it, just say it, we are not unreasonable people, we will not interfere with you, at most we are watching and watching from the side, beating the drum and cheering or something." Xu Yan said with a smile, looking like everyone was a man and understood each other.

"No reluctance, no reluctance!" The emaciated man hurriedly said, where do you dare to say no at this time, he is not open enough to do this kind of thing in front of others.

"Okay, but don't force it, if you really can't hold it back, just say it, we're next door, and we can come and watch at any time." Xu Yan admonished again, with a very reasonable expression.

Under the repeated apologies of the emaciated man, Xu Yan took the two of them away, and as soon as they returned to the room, the three of them burst out laughing.

"Haha, you're so bad!" Luo Yifei pointed at Xu Yan and smiled.

"Have you read a book, can you speak, don't talk if you can't speak, this is called strategic wisdom, understand?" Xu Yan glanced at Luo Yifei and said seriously: "Use a simple and peaceful method to achieve the best effect and make the other party soft, this is called strategy understand, learn a little!" ”

"By the way, how did you come up with this method, high, it's too high!" Luo Yifei praised.

"With your intelligence, it's hard for me to explain it to you." Xu Yan replied lazily and lay back on the bed to sleep.

Luo Yifei waited for a while, but didn't see Xu Yan speak, and pouted disdainfully: "Cut, you still served it, isn't it just a trivial method, you don't want to say that I don't want to listen to it, so you don't have to pollute your ears." ”

Because of this farce, the next door completely stopped, not to mention the sound of En'en, even if it was the sound of turning over, it was obviously that the other party was afraid of the two of them, afraid of making a noise, causing the two to misunderstand, and then making some noise to observe and applaud.

Without the influence of noise, Xu Yan and the three of them quickly fell asleep, and this sleep lasted until dawn, Xu Yan suddenly opened his eyes, sat up from the bed, and shouted to the side: "Mule, Da Nian, get up and train..."

As soon as the words came out, Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that he was not in the army now, and he didn't need to get up early to train, so he lay back on the bed again.

Jiang Danian and Luo Yifei also woke up, Jiang Danian stretched his waist and said, "No training, no need to get up early, I'm really not used to it." ”

The three of them lay on the bed, did not get up, did not continue to sleep, just stared at the ceiling with their eyes wide open, and the habits that had been formed suddenly changed, and it was difficult to adapt for a while.

Uh-huh!

At this moment, there was another coquettish pant from next door.

The sudden movement made the three of them laugh when they knew each other, and the three of them listened attentively, and the call next door was obviously much smaller, so they should have deliberately lowered their voices.

After listening to it for a while, Luo Yifei knocked on the wall and teased: "I said that you are quite diligent, and you got up and worked so early." ”

There was a low, panicked roar from the next door, and then there was silence.

"Hey, we're awake, don't put up with it, go on." Xu Yan said.

"It's over." The man across from him sneered.

"Seeing that your body is not strong, I didn't expect this aspect to last a long time, it can't be medicine, right?" Xu Yan said, and actually chatted with the other party.

"I don't take medicine." The man's voice came through the wall.

"So, you're born with a special talent, do you have any secrets to the maid, and you can point out two tricks." Xu Yan said with interest, looking familiar, as for the incident of smashing other people's doors yesterday, he had long forgotten about it at this time.

"This—" The man hesitated.

"It's inconvenient to say yes, okay, I'll go to your side." Xu Yan hooked his lips and said.

"Convenient, convenient!" The man hurriedly said, don't you dare to let Xu Yan and them come to his room, otherwise God knows if they will let him come to a practical teaching!

"I've got a knack for it." The man thought for a moment.

"Oh, tell me about it!" When Xu Yan heard that he really had a knack, he suddenly became energetic, and Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian also pricked up their ears at the same time.

"I used to be quite a wretch, and I was always complained about by my wife, but then by chance, I learned a set of breathing methods, and it slowly lasted, and now it's okay to be half an hour at a time." When the man said this, he couldn't hide the pride in his tone, which was the pride of a man.

"What breathing? Such a! Xu Yan asked.

"Nine shallow and one deep breathing method!" (To be continued.) )