Chapter 25: The Brother-in-law of the Nation
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Now Yu Shaobai's mind is full of these four words, and he has been writing from noon to the end, and he has finally finished writing half of it, and this brush is very useless. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Bang~Bang~
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Yu Shaobai pushed the door open, and saw two people standing behind Xiao Wu, in addition to the "eldest brother" and Li Jingming.
"Shaobai, I want to judge with you!"
Seeing Wu Zichu walking into his room with a resentful face, Yu Shaobai was a little puzzled, did the second secondary disease recur?
"Li Gongzi, please~"
Li Jingming nodded slightly, and then walked into Yu Shaobai's room, Yu Shaobai asked Xiao Wu to go back, then closed the door, turned his head to look, and asked, "Brother Zichu, what are you looking for?" ”
Wu Zichu looked up and down in Yu Shaobai's room, looking pensive, and when he heard Yu Shaobai's question, he sat down at the table: "Brother-in-law, you know that my uncle really wants to compose a poem to express the desolation in his heart at this time." ”
"Stop!" Yu Shaobai and Li Jingming said in unison, and after saying that, the two looked at each other, and it seemed that they were all fallen people at the end of the world.
"You ...... Alas~" Wu Zichu sighed, and was depressed by the two people in front of him.
"What's wrong with him? Wasn't it good when we were separated before? Yu Shaobai looked at Li Jingming on the side.
"It's not because he's small-minded."
As soon as the words fell, he saw a figure appear in front of the two, glared and said, "Who has a small heart?" My heart has many eyes, but it is not small. ”
"Then why are you still unhappy that I gave you the Jingwei Bird?" Li Jingming said with a smile.
"Brother Jing Ming, when you mention this, I will be angry, you are giving a comment, Yu Shaobai is my brother-in-law, Jingwei Bird is a rare thing, he gave it to you, but he didn't give it to me, and he didn't even mention it to me, this really chilled my "uncle's heart...... Ahem, brother-in-law, is there still Jingwei Bird? ”
Looking at the face in front of him, Yu Shaobai suddenly realized that his grievances were here, he sighed and said: "Naturally, you can say it if you want it, I didn't say no." ”
"You still have?" This time, Li Jingming and Wu Zichu spoke in unison.
Yu Shaobai was afraid of causing unnecessary trouble, and explained: "Jingwei Bird can indeed drink water all the time, but the Jingwei Bird I have now is an imitation, and it will only take three or five days to work, it should not move again, do you still want such a Jingwei Bird?" ”
"Of course!"
Yu Shaobai nodded, took out two Jingwei Birds from the package, and said, "This one is for you, and this one is for Ling Mei." ”
"Where did you get this Jingwei Bird?" Wu Zichu leaned in front of him and whispered.
"Secret...... It's not a secret to let people know, the Jingwei Bird in your hand is a magical gadget in your hands for three or four days at most, but if you give it to Miss Yueru, what do you think will be the effect? ”
Hearing this, Wu Zichu suddenly forgot about the previous question, and thought about Yu Shaobai's proposal in his heart.
Li Jingming looked at Yu Shaobai and Wu Zichu's acquaintance and was a little puzzled, could it be that they knew each other before? Probably not, otherwise he wouldn't need to write to Zichu himself.
"Zichu, why haven't I heard that you have friends in Tushan Village before?"
"You mean Shaobai, it seems that today is the second day of our acquaintance."
Hearing this, Li Jingming was slightly surprised, the relationship between the two of them could be so familiar in just two days, it really made people wonder, what method did Yu Shaobai use to make the arrogant Wu Zichu value it so much.
"Yu Gongzi, I just heard Zichu call you brother-in-law, I don't know what this means?"
Yu Shaobai was slightly stunned, and looked at Wu Zichu, this guy is really called Shunzui, "That...... It's a long story, so let Brother Zichu tell you. ”
The question was pushed by Yu Shaobai to the "eldest brother", and he said: "This ...... In fact, it is related to Shaobai's appearance, you see that although he is not as handsome and chic as this son, but it is also attractive, I am afraid that there will be many women who admire him, think about it, will he become a brother-in-law of many people, so I gave him another name, brother-in-law, how about it? Doesn't that seem appropriate? ”
When Yu Shaobai heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched a little, he knew that it would be such a shameless explanation, so he stood up and made it up himself, but what was unexpected was that Li Jingming actually believed it.
"Shaobai's appearance is indeed good, and when I get a little older, I may be able to witness the scene of the wall."
Connecting the walls? Yu Shaobai almost coughed out of his lungs, this one is more exaggerated than the other, his woman's face has become fragrant, there are many beautiful men throughout the ages, and there are only Pan An who can do it, how can he have that ability, but if he can really grow like that, even if he sits and waits for death, he should be able to have his own name in the history books.
"Jing Ming, what you said is too hasty, I always think that I am the appearance of Pan An."
Hearing such shameless words, Yu Shaobai couldn't help but smile and said: "Brother Zichu, I'm afraid you will have to wait for Pan An's appearance in the next life, and if you work hard in this life, you may be able to have Zijian's talent." ”
"Ha~Ha......" Li Jingming laughed out loud and echoed: "What Shaobai said is reasonable, Zichu still reads more books, and I will definitely not rob you of Zijian's talent." ”
Wu Zichu sat helplessly at the table, alas~ It is difficult to find a bosom friend......
"Huh? Brother and brother? Do you write so much? Wu Zichu, who was lying on the table, suddenly saw a stack of papers on the side, which was densely packed with the same word - brother, friend and brother.
"This is my mother's homework that punished me, copying my brother and brother three hundred times."
The two of them were stunned, what did Yu Shaobai do wrong, Yu's mother would ask him to copy his brother and brother Gong, "Brother-in-law, are you bullying your brother, but I saw the slap marks on the little doll's face just now." ”
Yu Shaobai shook his head and said: "It's my second brother Yu Wei, he beat the fifth brother, and he cried angrily to my mother, and I beat him in a fit of anger, so my mother was angry and punished me for copying my brother and brother Gong." ”
"I see." The two of them suddenly realized.
"Shaobai, you are too impulsive, do you know that just this point, your second brother can go to the government to accuse you of rebellion."
Hearing this, Yu Shaobai was slightly stunned, evil and rebellious? He had heard that it was one of the heinous crimes, and he just hit him in the leg with a flat pole, so it shouldn't be regarded as beating his brother.
Wu Zichu said disapprerovingly: "Brother Jing Ming is really worried, according to his brother-in-law's words, his second brother is not a filial son, how can he sue him for disobedience, I think my brother-in-law is doing very well, this kind of unfilial son should be beaten, if he has the courage, he will come to the government to sue, I let him regret entering the Yamen gate." ”
"I understand Brother Zichu's intentions, but you must not really do this, let my mother know, she is afraid that she should be angry again, she is not in good health now."
Wu Zichu patted him on the shoulder and laughed in a low voice: "Where is my brother-in-law, my uncle is measured in everything, your mother will be my sister's mother-in-law in the future, can I do anything to make her angry?" ”
Yu Shaobai shook his head helplessly, this guy is hopeless, how can he recognize himself as his brother-in-law, are all the men in the world dead?
"I heard Zichu say that this time he came to Tushan Village to stay for a few more days, for the Qingshuihe murder case, I am very curious, how can he be less white and moving, he is okay with poetry, and it is not a piece of material to investigate the case."
Hearing this, Wu Zichu's expression was embarrassed, and Yu Shaobai also felt that this Li Jingming was a real scholar, straight to the point, not beating around the bush, and not afraid of offending people.
"Actually, if I want to say that I said that the first brother of the first brother I moved, I am afraid that the promotion is less white, if you really want to say the reason, I am afraid it is all thanks to the word love."
Li Jingming was a little stunned, and looked at Wu Zichu, this guy was enlightened, and finally understood the importance of his reputation, he had a very good relationship with Wu Zichu, and naturally knew that Wu Zichu had a crush named Yueru, and he was not good at the love field, so naturally he couldn't take any ideas for him, and now it seems that this idea should be Yu Shaobai for him.
"Jing Ming, you haven't seen my true ability all these years, I don't just know how to compose poems, although I haven't done this kind of thing to solve crimes, it doesn't mean that I'm not good at it, you just wait to see how I catch the real murderer."
Li Jingming smiled: "This is what you said yourself, what if you can't catch the real murderer?" ”
"How could I not catch the real murderer."
"I mean, if you can't catch it, what are you going to do?"
"If I don't catch the real culprit, how about I invite you to drink at the Wenqu Poetry Club?"
Hearing this, Li Jingming nodded slightly, "This color head is a little interesting, I'm just waiting for your good news." ”
"What kind of color can you come up with, you can't have empty gloves white wolf, right?" Wu Zichu asked.
"If you catch the real murderer, I will return to you the paper fan with Wang Anshi's inscription that you lost to me before."
Hearing this, Wu Zichu smiled and said: "Jing Ming, you lost this time, last time because of this paper fan, I was almost beaten by my father, but fortunately, my mother pleaded, I will definitely take it back this time." ”
"The paper fan is broken like that, I'm afraid you will treat it as a treasure, let Shaobai as a witness for the two of us, if you can't find the real murderer, you invite me to go to the Wenqu Poetry Society, if I lose, the paper fan will be returned with both hands."
Yu Shaobai on the side looked at the two people in front of him, where are the scholars, they are clearly two gamblers, Yu Shaobai is not clear about their bets, but he knows one thing, the real culprit of this case will definitely be found.
"Brother-in-law, we're in the same boat now, shouldn't you bet on the lottery?"
Yu Shaobai hurriedly waved his hand and said, "It's okay for the two of you, I'll forget it, I don't have anything to use as a lottery head." ”
Li Jingming looked Yu Shaobai up and down, "Who said that Shaobai has nothing to use as a color head, I think his color head is not small." ”
Looking at his eyes, Yu Shaobai had a bad premonition.