readx(); It took a whole day to prepare the bacon, and a total of more than 100 kilograms of bacon was obtained, which was enough to eat meat for several days.

The Man of Thousand Faces tells them about the battlefield of the battle game, and they hit the road the next day, leaving Miji with 100 kilos of bacon, and what to do with the rest? The Continent Rat decided to give it to its neighbors, the lions.

The hunters are coming! The lions are like great enemies, and the adult lions are baring their teeth, and they never expect that the other party will give them a good gift.

Fortunately, there would be no misunderstanding between them, and the Yuanzhou rat asked Mi Ji to put down the bacon more than ten meters away.

The lions looked at each other, not knowing what tricks the two boys were playing, but the strong smell of meat still strongly attracted them, and they slowly leaned over and took the lead lioness to lick it, revealing a "Emma, it's so delicious" pose.

The rest of the lions hurriedly rushed over to grab food, this year, there is a cheap not to take advantage of the bastard, hunting is in danger of being injured, don't forget the giant sable antelope of the 1.6 meters of the huge horn.

As if feeling the friendliness of the Yuanzhou rat and the miji, a lion child dared to run to the Yuanzhou rat to spread fun, which provoked its mother to pay close attention, and the action of eating meat stopped.

This lion cub smelled the bacon that had been packed at the feet of the Yuanzhou rats, hoping to get more rewards than his own compatriots through the coquettish children's stunts.

What a magical little lion, the Yuanzhou rat couldn't help but open the burden and fulfill the greed of the little lion.

With the first example, the other lion cubs spread their paws and ran over for food, and their mothers roared and warned, and half of the cubs stopped to watch, while the other half still ran over, unscrupulously.

In the end, only half of the 100 kilograms of bacon remained, so it was okay to reduce the burden on Miji.

Alright, it's time for us to go, the Far Continent Rat beckoned to Miji.

Hmph, the lions are really wild and untamable, they don't know how to be grateful at all, they just bow their heads and eat large pieces of meat, and they don't even say "have a good trip" without pretentiousness.

Twenty kilometres from their destination, the Congolese border, they walked slowly, past the chirping zebras, the alert springbok grasslands, the savage gaze of the bison, the curious gaze of the African buffalo, and the faltering pangolin.

Miji: "I'm sorry, little master, but I didn't have a flying wing, which delayed your trip." ”

Yuanzhou Rat laughed: "How can there be such a thing? Am I in a hurry to go to the battlefield and die? Without you by my side, wouldn't I have made the mistake of **** adventurism when I entered the battlefield alone? I have a spear in my hand, maybe the other side has an AK in my hand, I am not sure, a war without rules. ”

Mi Ji worried: "But even if you walk slowly like this now, sooner or later you will rush to the battlefield, the other party will really have a gun, do you have to think twice?" ”

Yuanzhou rat: "It's okay, you give me to scout the enemy, I'll hide behind and watch from afar." ”

Miji: "Oh, that's pretty much it. ”

There is a small town in the middle, and the Far Continent Rat said: "The town in front may be the focus of the battle, and we have to disguise our identities." ”

Miji: "I may have to hide aside, after all, I am a fugitive, and the Imperial police system will want me all over the world, so I can't implicate you." ”

Yuanzhou Rat nodded: "I will lend you the flying wing, you rush to the battlefield to reconnoitre, I will wait for you in the town in front." ”

Mihime: "Well, keep in touch with the monster lady through the wristband, I'm gone, and we'll break up here." ”

The town in front is much smaller than Fairy Town, and has a very earthy name: Aardvark.

Aardvarks have a good life and will never worry about three meals, because they are actually anteaters, and a lot of delicious food is delivered to their mouths every day when they turn over the soil.

There is no doubt that since this town is called Aardvark Town, there must be many such beasts nearby, and there are already a lot of farland rats on the road.

Came to a road leading to the town, and from time to time cars sped past the Far Continent Rat.

123…… When I counted to the 18th car, an old driver finally greeted: "Hey, buddy, don't you want to take a ride?" ”

The Yuanzhou Rat smiled sweetly and jumped into the old driver's co-driver of the truck.

Old driver: "What are you doing with a stick on your back?" ”

Far Continent Rat: "Uh...... It's not a stick, it's a spear, it's for hunting, and you don't have a head that's pointed? ”

The old driver laughed: "There are still people who use spears to hunt these years?" Tired can't kill you! At least you have to use a crossbow too, I bought one, and it has sights, it's amazing! ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "It doesn't matter, you can hunt the prey, but it's really better to have a crossbow, or I'll go to your house and get a powerful crossbow?" I can buy it, the original price is fine, and the premium is fine, but I'm so enthusiastic that you won't give me a premium. ”

The old driver: "Hey, yes, what's not priceless, you can help me re-shoot it on the Internet, 2000 golden eggs." ”

Yuanzhou Rat nodded: "Okay." I've got a lot of bacon made from the big sable, and I'll leave you a little later, as the fare. ”

The old driver laughed: "It's too polite." My family runs a hotel, if you don't dislike it, you can live in my hotel, it's not expensive, 80 golden eggs a night. My friends who live in my house are cheerful, and we can have a drink and a party together in the evening. ”

80 golden eggs are still quite expensive, but since they have already gotten into someone's car, how can the Yuanzhou rat be embarrassed to refuse, so he can only nod his head and agree.

As soon as he arrived at his little hotel, he knew that he and his guests did not have a common language, and a group of buddies were there cheering for their favorite team, and the Far Continent Rat only liked to play and did not like it

When checking in for the accommodation, the boss looked at him strangely: "Are you ...... Minor? ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "Well, what? Does the empire have a rule that minors are not allowed to stay overnight? Then I'm gone. ”

Boss: "Don't, the law is not a favor, as long as you have an identity, you are not a wanted criminal." Even if you are caught, you can't be fined a few dollars, well, 304 double bed room, with large windows, a robot cleaning the room every day, and laundry and quilts are free. ”

Yuanzhou Mouse: "Specialized robot or neuronal robot?" ”

Boss: "...... Robots, you're not rejecting robots, are you? Tell you, robots are good too. ”

Yuanzhou rat: "No, just ask, the boss has a good attitude." ”

said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, and suddenly heard a noise in the hall, and a mechanical Ji said to his buddies: "Please put the peel of the fruit shell and melon seeds in the box, so as not to affect the hygiene of the store." ”

The buddy said impatiently: "Hey, if I don't throw the melon seed skin, you will be unemployed, and a cleaning robot is still so verbose." ”

Cleaning mechanic: "I'm a Virgo mechanic, with perfectionist feelings, you just throw things away, I feel that there is something wrong with your morality." ”

Dude is on fire: "What? Are you still swearing? Call your boss! What's wrong! Boss, your garbage sweeping robot is swearing! ”

The boss hurriedly went over to reprimand the cleaning lady, and apologized to the buddy with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I never thought that I invited a Virgo cleaning lady to cause trouble to you, bear with me, I will definitely repair her hard, deduct her bonus, and deduct 100 golden eggs!" "The boss is so ruthless.

The cleaner muttered: "I deducted other people's bonuses again......"

It's really an unqualified guest, the sympathetic Yuanzhou rat ordered a glass of mango juice and gave a tip of 100 golden eggs when the cleaning Ji sent it, obviously, to compensate her for her loss.

Cleaning Ji was very moved, and secretly said: "You are really a good person, but our boss is just talking, and he will only deduct 10 yuan and 8 yuan." ”

Yuanzhou rat said "oh": "It's okay, you can take it, just give me a good service." ”

His move was seen by the unqualified buddy, hated in his heart, and glared at the Yuanzhou rat fiercely. It's really better to throw people than people to death, and I feel that I have a bad idea by my buddy who is dead, and my eyes are purring.

He pulled his sisters aside and said, "Yaoyao, do you see, that stinky boy is quite rich, let's get him." ”

Yaoyao, who was quite a bit of a look, sneered: "Brother Shuang, do you want to play fairy jumping again?" This is not good, he has just been reported, and the poor person has our case records everywhere, in case he reports the case, the case record of the poor person will definitely be biased in his favor. ”

Brother Shuang: "This little fart kid has just entered the society and knows a fart!" Listen to me, yes. ”

Yaoyao had no choice but to agree.

The Yuanzhou rat was drinking his mango juice, and a fragrant woman came to his side, smiling debauchedly and saying, "Little brother, what about drinking alone?" Oh no, stuffy juice! ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "It's not stuffy. ”

Yaoyao: "As long as it's a person, it's boring!" Because humans are social animals. ”

This is also a bit crooked. Yuanzhou Rat nodded: "Well, that's good, I'll invite you to drink a glass of mango juice, it feels good." ”

Yaoyao: "Are you a gentleman?" How do you drink such a sissy thing? Drink whiskey if you want! It's still dry. ”

Yuanzhou rat: "Drinking hurts your body...... I've got some things to do later. ”

Yaoyao was not very aggressive, and took the opportunity to inquire: "Oh, are you doing business?" ”

Far Continent Rat: "Almost." ”

Yaoyao: "What business?" How young, I can't guess. ”

Yuanzhou Rat: "I sell meat." ”

Yaoyao was stunned: "Huh? Really? "Did you run into a peer?

Yuanzhou Rat: "Hehe, really, I just hit a big sable antelope and made it into bacon, but it is fragrant, and the bosses here are full of praise, which shows that I have a talent for making bacon." ”

Yaoyao breathed a sigh of relief, peers are enemies, and if they are not peers, they have the basis for developing friendship.

Yuanzhou Rat seemed to ask casually: "What is your relationship with the guy who complained to the boss about cleaning Ji just now?" Muttering, do you want to come over and step on a little bit to plot against me, to tell you, I'm not a bully. ”

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