Chapter 11 Come and Play?
The sun in the north of the city seemed to be more poisonous than in the south of the city, and it was only one morning, and Zhao Pu was already sweating profusely. The pen and fun www.biquge.info put down the axe in his hand and had to wipe it on his head with the corner of his clothes.
"I said Brother Childe." The sturdy woman was leisurely eating fried wheat on the side, and said slowly, "I think you are empty! It's been a morning, just chopping such a little firewood, this is the appearance at a young age, if you marry a daughter-in-law in two years, you can't even hold an axe? ”
As she spoke, the stout woman said, "Give me the axe, just like you, I won't be able to cook tomorrow!" ”
Zhao Pu was just about to resist it, but the thick woman's strength was extraordinarily large, and she directly grabbed the axe, and in only half a cup of tea, she actually split all the firewood in front of her.
Flattened his mouth, Zhao Puda had a dumb look.
The stout woman raised her hand and handed Zhao Pu three money, "Originally, I shouldn't even give you three money, so be it." ”
Zhao Pu hurriedly took three big coins with both hands, mosquito legs are also meat, although the three coins are far from the five coins of silver, however, it is better than nothing.
Alas...... When others collect taxes, they are all served by farmers who eat and drink, but what about themselves? You have to exchange your cheap labor for tax money.
If it weren't for the fact that Mr. Han was not simple, he Zhao Pu would not have suffered this crime!
Sitting at the stone table and drinking a bowl of coarse tea, Zhao Pu sighed and shook his head, Brother Zhang had already left the north of the city in fright, saying that he was helping Zhao Pu go to the city to beg for money again, but in fact, it was just a good luck.
As soon as he saw Scarface go out, Zhao Pu immediately wagked his tail and followed.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
Scarface was originally a dead man, but when he saw Zhao Pu rushing up so lifelessly, he was directly startled.
"Is there anything you can do for me? I can! ”
Scarface put down a pair of iron palms, looked at Zhao Pu with a wicked smile and pointed to the pigsty on the side, "My sow needs to be mated, can you?" ”
The person in the north of the city was originally a rough man, and when he said this, Zhao Pu's face suddenly turned red.
The stout woman sneered twice, turned to the outside of the courtyard, and said aloud. "Chun'er, come out and help me do something."
A cheerful voice came from a hut not far away, "Okay, auntie!" ”
Turning around, a woman in a coarse cloth dress walked out, this woman just took two steps forward, the corners of her mouth raised a light smile, and her smart beautiful eyes trembled slightly, "Little Xianggong? ”
Zhao Pu was also stunned when he was shouted like this, only to see that although this woman was dressed simply, and her face was not powdered, she had a special kind of simplicity and purity. "Are you...... The female assassin? ”
Hearing Zhao Pu say this, the thick woman immediately became a little alert, and was about to grab Zhao Pu's neck casually, "Chun'er, he is here, will you be in danger?" ”
The female assassin shook her head slightly, "It's okay, although he doesn't have any martial arts, but his heart is straight, it is this guy who led me and my senior brother to assassinate Feng Gouguan." ”
When the thick woman heard this, her eyes softened slightly, and she turned her head to look at Zhao Pu, as if there was a little more friendliness in her eyes.
"Little Xianggong, why are you here?" The female assassin put down her farm work and stepped forward.
Zhao Pu nodded helplessly, "It's a long story, but what about your senior brother?" ”
"Senior brother is different from me, a wild girl, he still has his parents here, and he has returned home." The female assassin seemed to have thought of something, and then smiled, "By the way, I haven't told you yet, my name is Li Chun." ”
"Good name." Zhao Pu said slowly, "You live here?" ”
"My father had some friendship with Han Lao, and after the last escape, the wind outside was tight, so I just settled here temporarily." Li Chun's martial arts are extremely high, but his mind is not complicated, and he said frankly to Zhao Pu, "Zhao Pu, I have a clear love and hate, I trust you, so I will keep you alive today." You now know where I'm hiding, I haven't killed you yet, you...... Won't you take revenge? ”
"Don't worry, girl, I have already hated Feng Tuiguan, and I, Zhao Pu, am definitely not that kind of despicable villain." Zhao Pu hurriedly waved his hand, "I'm not just tight-lipped, I still have something to ask the girl!" ”
"Please?" Li Chun looked at Zhao Pu with some surprise, and after simply listening to the ins and outs of the matter, Li Chun smiled sweetly, "Isn't it just money?" Don't say it's five dollars, I can get five taels! ”
Zhao Pu's eyes suddenly lit up, "What's the matter?" ”
"Robbery!" Li Chun picked up a kitchen knife casually and said with a smile, "Just take this kitchen knife and stand on the official road, and in less than half an hour, you can grab five taels of silver!" ”
Rubbing his brows, Zhao Pu smiled stiffly, "Hehe, girl, that's you, if it were me, it is estimated that I would not be able to do half a cup of tea, and I would have to be chopped into minced meat!" ”
Li Chun also nodded slowly as if she had thought of something, "That's right, your small body doesn't have much deterrent effect at first glance." went to rob like this, and this kitchen knife had to be robbed by others. ”
Rolling her eyes, Li Chun seemed to think for a while, and suddenly smiled slightly, "There is!" Zhao Pu, if you help me do something, I'll give you a penny, how about it? ”
Looking at Li Chun in front of him, Zhao Puda had a feeling of crying bitterly, and nodded hurriedly, "Girl, you say first, I don't sell my body!" ”
"......" Li Chun pursed her lips, clasped her arms with both hands, and said slowly, "Don't say it, this matter, no one in the north of the city can do it except you!" ”
"How?" Zhao Pu's eyes lit up, "You say." ”
"This place in the north of the city is notoriously vicious, almost everyone on the street has to hide when they see them, and I am a wanted person, and it is inconvenient to go to the market to show up, Zhao Pu, come with me to the market, where there are many people, you go in, I will wait for you outside." Haha, you can make a penny so easily, how is this business? ”
As soon as he heard that it was this kind of task, Zhao Pu hurriedly nodded like a chicken pecking rice.
In Li Chun's sweet smiling face, there is a bit of an unpredictable taste.
……
After helping the stout woman finish her work, Li Chun pulled Zhao Pu to the market.
Those who have practiced martial arts are different from weak scholars, Li Chun walked half of Changzhou City on foot, almost his face did not change, as for whether his heart was beating or not, Zhao Pu did not know...... He didn't dare to touch it!
On the other hand, Zhao Pu, just like Zhu Bajie who followed Tang Seng, ran all the way and was still shouting, 'Wait for me'.
In the afternoon, the market is still lively, although it is not as crowded as in the morning, but it is also endless.
As an assassin killer, Li Chun has always been a masked man, and now he is wearing a coarse cloth dress, but it is a little more feminine, not as imposing as before. Although there are some sons in the crowd who look sideways, it is estimated that looking at the sweet smile of the jade face, they will not think of the five words 'kill without blinking'.
"Here we are." Li Chun stood on the corner of the street and pointed at Zhao Pu, "There are too many people in this place, so I won't go forward, so you can go forward, I still have rouge gouache and Su Jinluo skirt, you can buy it for me." ”
As he spoke, Li Chun took out three coins of silver from his purse.
Zhao Pu was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly stepped back and shook his head, "I'm not going, I'm a big man, how can I do this kind of errand?" ”
"Do you want to scrape together enough money?" Li Chun chuckled and said, "I really can't buy it normally, this food can still be beaten from the mountains and robbed from others, but have you ever seen a corrupt official who escaped with rouge?" In this way, if you can help me once, I will help you find a way to fix their gang when I go back, and then you can get it in half a day for five dollars of silver. ”
"This ...... Okay. Zhao Pu looked up at Li Chun, "I'll count it like this, won't I suffer?" ”
"Don't suffer." Li Chun said with a smile.
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"Don't suffer? Don't suffer a fart!! Zhao Pu stood in front of a gouache stall, and before he could speak, the vendor looked Zhao Pu up and down with a strange look, especially staring at Zhao Pu's chest.
A few guys also came out on the side, pointing at Zhao Pu, "Yo, this morning, a little brother from Qingfeng Lou bought three packs of gouache and went back, why is this little brother not enough?" ”
"No, I think this kid is familiar, but he looks like someone's son."
Before they could finish speaking, Zhao Pu hurriedly covered his face and ran away.
After hurrying across half the street, Zhao Pu stopped and gasped.
"This son, come in and have a bowl of tea."
As soon as Zhao Pu looked up, it was a woman wearing a pink Luo skirt, with a low placket, tightly wrapped around a plump upper body, quite the style of a beautiful woman in the late Tang Dynasty.
couldn't help rolling his throat, Zhao Pu calmed down, although thin is beautiful in modern times, however, I have to say that a good woman weighs no more than 100, either flat-chested or short.
Although this woman looks quite plump, she is also extremely charming, with two locks of green silk on her sideburns, and said to Zhao Pu, "Childe, you are new to the city, why don't you come in and sit?" ”
Zhao Pu shook his head, no, this is not right, if this is not a Qinglou, who would dare to talk to a man directly in ancient times? If it's a green house...... Tsk, that's not the word in the TV series.
"You're saying the wrong thing." Zhao Pu shook his head and said, "You should be scratching your head and shouting, 'Uncle come and play.'" ’”
When the woman heard Zhao Pu say this, she was also stunned, and then she repeated coquettishly, "Uncle...... Come and play......"
Zhao Pu nodded, "That's right, our TV series are all played like this, if you don't say this line, how do I know what you're doing?" ”
"That'...... Did you come in first? As she spoke, the woman stepped back and let go of a somewhat extravagant pavilion behind her.
"No, no."
The woman rolled her eyes and said, "Hmph, what a waste of tongue." ”
Zhao Pu waved his hand and said, "However, I have something to ask for, girl, do you have rouge gouache and Su Jinluo skirt here?" ”
"Yes!" The woman pulled Zhao Pu into the door.
After a while, the three girls with their own merits stood in front of Zhao Pu.
The woman laughed. "Childe, we have rouge, gouache, and vegetarian brocade here, but there is only one Luo skirt missing, I don't know whose girl it is?"
"......" Zhao Pu suddenly frowned.
But he felt a cannibalistic gaze behind him. "Okay, so you're this kind of person!!"
As soon as she turned around, a girl in a coarse cloth skirt, her eyes were almost on fire, and even with such anger, the jade face was still better than the Oiran in this pavilion.
"Listen to me!"
Before he could explain, Zhao Pu was directly pulled aside by Li Chun.
"Well done!"
"What?"
"Directly north behind you, that person is the one who captured me and Uncle Fu in the first place! Feng Tuiguan's right-hand man! ”
Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Li Chun nodded to the side with his chin, but his eyes became hotter and hotter, "Zhao Pu, I'm going to kill him!" I'll give you five dollars of silver, help me!! ”