Chapter 67: The Three-Eighty-Twenty-Four Bridge
When everyone was still surprised by Li Tianyu's song, the group of geisha here had already come over, and they saw a geisha who looked like the leading eldest sister came up and asked everyone anxiously.
"Oh, of course, this pavilion is public property, and of course you have the right to come in." Li Tianyu saw that this geisha who took the lead was not only in excellent shape, but also had a first-class appearance and temperament, so he hurriedly responded. In fact, what he didn't understand was that these geisha were very statusless and inferior these years, and the children of the wealthy gentry like Li Tianyu were even more disdainful of sheltering under the same roof as these geisha, so the eldest sister of the geisha asked uneasily.
"Thank you Childe for that. Come in, sisters! After hearing Li Tianyu say this, this eldest sister said that she was the eldest sister, but in fact, her age was about the same as Liu Ruoran, and it was estimated that Liu Ruoran was three or four years old, so the eldest sister turned around and said to their sisters behind her.
At the same time, Liu Ruoran also shot a resentful gaze at Li Tianyu. You didn't ask my opinion and let them in, you are a good person, but so many people came in at once, how big is this pavilion enough to move.
So the geisha here have already driven into the pavilion. The rain was a little heavier than it had just been. After a while, the entire pavilion was full of people, but from a distance, the outside of the pavilion was full of women in red shirts, which was really magnificent. Standing in the middle of the pavilion were Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang, as well as Liu Ruoran and Qin Yuyan, such a good terrain really feasted Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang's eyes. It's noisy, I didn't expect that there was a "time of day" for rain today, followed by the "geographical advantage" that Lao Tzu is now located in the Central Plains and surrounded by beauties, as well as the "people" that Lao Tzu gets along with these beauties.
"Sister Ruoran, when will this rain stop?"
"I don't know !!" Liu Ruoran saw Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang's eyes turning back and forth at these geisha, completely treating themselves as air, and their faces looked like they were making a lot of money in business, and a faint anger was born in her heart. So after she heard someone ask herself, she didn't pay much attention to it, so she roared softly.
At this time, everyone present was stunned for a moment after hearing this. The first to be stunned was our Qin Yuyan, who took a look at Liu Ruoran and understood why. And our Li Tianyu and Chen Youliang are very puzzled, could it be that this chick is a few days of the month when relatives are placed? And the geisha around them, who were also muttering in small quarters before, were also taken aback. But some of them already understood why this young lady was mad. Fortunately, when I peeked at the two sons just now, I didn't whisper to each other.
After Liu Ruoran saw all the eyes present looking at him in unison, he couldn't help but feel ashamed. After all, she is also a famous star, and her father was a Beijing official before, and her etiquette is naturally extraordinary, but today she was so unbreathable because he looked at these geisha around him, breaking his years of self-cultivation, what happened to him?
"I'm sorry, Yuyan. My sister was thinking about a couplet just now, so ......" Liu Ruoran explained to Qin Yuyan with a slight blush.
"Oh? What kind of couplet, Miss Ruoran? As soon as Chen Youliang heard about the couplet, he couldn't help but ask.
"Yes, yes - yes, yes, it's 'Nantong Bridge, North Bridge, North and South Bridge."
"Poof~~" Our Li Tianyu couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard this uplink, but he was glared at by Liu Ruoran's beautiful eyes.
"What are you laughing at? Can you come up to the right one? This is the uplink that I just came up with when I saw these bridges. ”
"That's right, Tianyu, could it be that you have already thought of the next link?"
"Where, where! Since this couplet is from the past, I think it will be an eternal absolute. What's more, I'm only a shallow learner, so it's naturally difficult to match. If I had to do it right, I'd be right, 'East Bridge, West Bridge, East and West Bridge, East and West', is that okay? "Li Tianyu is not stupid, now this chick is really a relative. If I don't give her face now, at least this chick won't give Lao Tzu a good look today. If you don't dismantle her stage, it depends on her father!
"Poof~" After listening to Li Tianyu's words, Liu Ruoran, who replaced us this time, smiled. Of course, some of the geisha present couldn't help but smile after hearing this. Chen Youliang was completely defeated by Li Tianyu.
"How can you have such a couplet? Doesn't this mean that it's not right, but just copied Sister Ruoran's uplink? Although Qin Yuyan is not as talented and outstanding as Liu Ruoran, she also understands the skills and principles of this poetry. So after listening to what Li Tianyu said, he disdained Li Tianyu.
"Then why not, if the upper link is talking about those bridges leading to the north and south, and I am talking about those bridges leading to the east and west, why not? Look, aren't there still a few bridges leading to the east and west? Li Tianyu also defended his great subordinate as if he had something to do. It's just that everyone's laughter is even stronger at this time. It's noisy, I finally saved your little girl, it seems that Lao Tzu is more popular with women than sanitary napkins at the moment?
"This young lady, can I try to match a pair?" I saw that as soon as Li Tianyu finished speaking, the eldest sister of the geisha with the most beautiful appearance and the best figure asked Liu Ruoran weakly.
"If this sister wants to go down, then please listen to me." After laughing for a while, Liu Ruoran's mood was much better than before, so now it is more pleasing to look at anyone, and she naturally returned to her previous high-quality cultivation.
"The upper link of Miss is 'Nantong Bridge, North Bridge, North and South Bridge to North and South', and I am on 'East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East and West Pawnshop is East and West'. I'm not right, I'm ugly to everyone. ”
"East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east and west pawnshop pawnshop. Wonderful! Tianyu, it seems that this sister is much more neat than you, you lost to this sister today. After hearing this, Chen Youliang deliberately provoked Li Tianyu like this.
"This sister is so talented. The little sister admired. When Liu Ruoran heard it, she knew that this couplet was matched by this geisha, so she could only praise it so generously.
"Ladies and gentlemen have praised it. The slave family only thought of this after hearing the couplet of this son's right just now, and this is still the credit of this son. After hearing everyone's appreciation, the leading eldest sister immediately humbly gave credit to Li Tianyu. However, the reason why she was able to think of this downlink was indeed that she had received a reminder from Li Tianyu just now.
It's a pity that the speaker has no intention, and the listener has ears. After our Liu Ruoran heard this, he saw that Li Tianyu also showed a victorious smile on his face, and he was also suspicious of this eldest sister's words. So he said to Li Tianyu angrily: "Tianyu, you are so talented, then please Tianyu, you will also publish the same couplet with the theme of this bridge, or you can write a poem with the theme of the bridge." If you're coming up with a couplet, it must not be too simplistic. ”
"If you think too highly of me, you don't think too much of me. You think this talent is like the green vegetables that are about to go off the market, five cents a pound. Where am I talented? Li Tianyu smiled and touched the back of his head and said embarrassedly, "But since you think so highly of me, then I will also dare to offer a couplet, but to be honest, I am really not very good at these couplets." ”
"The surname is Li, if you want to say it, just say it, where do you get so many words?" Qin Yuyan Xiao Lori saw Li Tianyu pretending like this, and after being bullied by him once before, she also said shamelessly.
Chen Youliang and Liu Ruoran naturally knew about Li Tianyu's talent, and after seeing him adjust everyone's appetite like this, and Qin Yuyan was also so "righteous and insistent", Liu Ruoran felt a little more comfortable. So everyone present once again turned their attention to Li Tianyu.
"Okay. But I'm a person who doesn't know much about these directions, so I can't tell the difference between east and west, north and south. But I'm very good at logarithms, and I can kill four operations within a hundred. In that case, I'd like to present a couplet with the theme of bridges and numbers. My upper link is 'Upper Eight Bridges, Middle Eight Bridges, Lower Eight Bridges, Three Eight Twenty-Four Bridges'. "It's noisy, this Shanglian is still an eternal absolute in later generations, I don't believe that you talented women who lived in the Tang Dynasty when the couplet was still in its infancy can match it.
"Upper Eight Bridges, Middle Eight Bridges, Lower Eight Bridges, Three Eight Twenty-Four Bridges. Isn't it, Tianyu, you actually came up with such a simple uplink, I thought it was a very profound uplink. I saw that Chen Youliang softly considered what Li Tianyu said, and then pretended to be so unbelievable.
"Oh? Did Youliang think of the next link so quickly? "It's noisy, Liu Ruoran, this little girl frowned, obviously still thinking and meditating. I don't believe that you, a gentleman who is not good at poetry and songs, and is only good at eating, drinking, and having fun, can instantly face this eternal absolute. Yaxingda, even if you and Lao Tzu crossed over, it wouldn't be right.
"Chen Gongzi's next link is ......" Liu Ruoran, who was still racking his brains and searching for dry intestines, was surprised to hear that Chen Youliang was so quick to do it.
"Tianyu's upper link is 'Upper Eight Bridges, Middle Eight Bridges, Lower Eight Bridges, Three Eight Twenty-Four Bridges', then I will face 'four taels of gold, four taels of silver, four taels of copper, three four hundred and twelve taels'. Tianyu, I don't know how I am going to do this link? Chen Youliang saw that everyone was thinking very hard, and he thought of it so easily, so he was very confident and proud to everyone.
Shameless!
Shameless!!
After listening to Chen Youliang's couplet, except for the little Lori Qin Yuyan and the few geisha present, they didn't know much about it. The others completely despised Chen Youliang in their hearts. Everyone is eager to kick him out of this pavilion now, so as not to lose everyone's identity.
"Well, Youliang is really talented. I can't get out of my reach. If so, what do you think? Li Tianyu was defeated by Chen Youliang and didn't know what to say.
"Don't hide it from Chen Gongzi, the uplink that Tianyu just came out seems to be a boring act like counting bridges, but it is actually a link made by borrowing the twenty-four bridges here. This uplink also coincides with the scene of the twenty-four bridges. So if you are deceived by this literal, you can't get the next link. I never expected this Tianyu to be so cunning, and he said that he was not good at couplets, and he could only count. Liu Ruoran saw that Chen Youliang failed to understand this link, so he explained to him the doorway. It's just that later it turned out to be so resentful.
Banana, you are Barra, and you said it so well before, why do you have to add a sentence at the end to damage Lao Tzu? It's you who let out the couplet, and after Lao Tzu obediently finished the couplet, it's you who satirizes Lao Tzu. Could it be that Lao Tzu was born like Marshal Tianpeng looking in the mirror?
"I see. Tianyu, I didn't expect that this time I accidentally fell into your way. ”
It's noisy, Lao Tzu is obviously the first time to make a couplet, why do you have to add the word "again"? Is this Datang not suitable for me to survive, or am I not suitable for development in Datang?
"Where, where. Youliang is already very neat. In fact, the couplet I came out of is really not as complicated as Ruoran thought, not to mention that a simple person like me, no matter how talented he is, how can he come up with such a couplet. ”
"Hmph, it's cheap and good. You are linked, I can't think of a link. Then please name this couplet! Liu Ruoran knew that such a coincidental uplink would not be able to match it for a while. Even after a few decades, he may not be able to deal with it, so he surrendered directly to Li Tianyu and begged for a union.
Li Tianyu looked at everyone present who looked like they couldn't beat the edge, and he had no intention of embarrassing these ancients with this eternal absolute. "Well, in fact, I haven't thought of this link yet, maybe I'll never think of it in my life. Oh, don't believe me. If I have half a lie, I will bless my son with two little JJs in the future. ”
"Phew!"
"Phew!"
Seeing that Li Tianyu had just finished speaking, Liu Ruoran and Qin Yuyan took a sip at the same time. Although the geisha did not react so strongly, some of them had a tendency to turn red, and some of them were amused by his words. However, the calmest person on the scene was Chen Youliang. And at this time, our Liu Ruoran was thinking in his heart: This person is really, he still looked so serious when he went to his house last time, how can he become so shameless after leaving home now, he still has a high talent.
"The surname is Li, since you haven't been able to come out with this couplet. Then this couplet doesn't count, now you can write another poem for you. Qin Yuyan said to Li Tianyu reluctantly.