Chapter Eighty-Nine: Bargaining
After the martial arts alliance leader waited for An Qingxu and them to leave, he said to the rest of the city lords: "An Qingxu, these dogs always look arrogant, and they make me disgusting when they look at them. And you want us to submit to them, what a fucking bullshit. ”
The South City Lord said: "An Qingxu and they see themselves as flowers on the high ground, and they see us as lowly pieces of shit. It would be strange if we were his subordinates and not be tortured to death. ”
The Northern City Lord also expressed his opinion, but his opinion was different from that of the Southern City Lord, specifically the difference in quantity, and he had to follow some. He corrected the southern city lord and said, "We are not one piece of, but four pieces of. ”
The leader of the martial arts alliance said: "Anyway, we can't succumb to the obscenity of An Lushan and An Qingxu, and we must fight back to the end." ”
The rest of the city lords also said that they must unite to resist foreign humiliation, maintain the dignity of Wulin, and prolong the life of Wulin.
The Lord of the West City, who had never said much, spoke, and it was a blockbuster. He said that he resolutely supported the decision of the leader of the martial arts alliance, only the leader of the martial arts alliance was the leader, and whoever dared to go against the will of the leader of the martial arts alliance would not be able to get along with him, and he must make the disobedient pay the price of blood.
The lord of the martial arts alliance praised the lord of the west city for speaking beautifully, and the lord of the north and south praised the lord of the west city for finally saying a word.
Next, the words of the West City Lord surprised them even more. He said to the alliance leader: "As the leader of the martial arts alliance, then you have the obligation to maintain the stability and unity of the martial arts, the resources within the martial arts must be shared, and the fertilizer and water cannot flow to the fields of outsiders." Therefore, the daughter of the alliance leader cannot marry anyone else, but can only marry the city lord with the highest status, and the unmarried city lord has priority. ”
The leader of the martial arts alliance felt that his mind was blank, and he didn't know what to say. In the final analysis, he didn't want Jiang Caiping to marry a crooked melon and cracked jujube like the Xicheng Lord, in his worldview, a man who was born from the heart and didn't look good was not a good person. Although Jiang Caiping was only the daughter he recognized halfway, they were like relatives at first sight, and the daughter they recognized was no different from his own daughter. Besides, Jiang Caiping also told him that she has long been famous.
The Southern City Lord saw the thoughts of the Martial Arts Alliance Lord, so he said to the West City Lord who was intoxicated with the dream: "Your words are not all nonsense. The sons and daughters of martial arts people should indeed intermarry with each other, so as to strengthen the unity and cooperation between martial arts people. But you still make a mistake, that is, the city lords of the entire Yongzhou City are already married. Even the martial arts alliance leader, who has a dead wife, plans to be a widower to the end. So Jiang Caiping can only marry a young talent outside. ”
The West City Lord said to the South City Lord with great excitement: "I said that your head is full of, pee, and fart." These three-legged swans are not easy to find, and the unmarried city lord is not far away in front of him. ”
The Southern City Lord said to the Western City Lord with a stunned expression: "Oh, the three-legged swan you said is the Martial Arts Alliance Lord." He does deserve this title, and he is indeed unmarried, but we don't have to worry about his marriage. "In fact, the South City Lord knew that the unmarried person the West City Lord was talking about was the West City Lord himself, but he just felt that he was too self-righteous and shameless, so he teased him.
The lord of the northern city also said that the lord of the martial arts alliance is obsessed with martial arts affairs, where is there time to like Fengyue like the lord of the west city, and besides, it is at that age, it doesn't matter whether he has a wife or not.
The Lord of Xicheng turned blue with anger and roared at them, "Why are you so difficult to understand Chinese?" Speak with your bowels in your mouth. I mean, wait for me to marry Jiang Caiping, the goddaughter of the leader of the martial arts alliance, can't you? ”
The South City Lord said to the West City Lord: "Didn't you say before that you have a mother-in-law, do you want the daughter of the martial arts alliance master to be your concubine?" ”
The North City Lord also said to the West City Lord: "How can the daughter of the martial arts alliance leader be a concubine for you, this is too bad for others." The daughter of the leader of the martial arts alliance is not worried about getting married. ”
The Lord of the West City roared at them even more than the Roaring Emperor: "I haven't yet, just believe it, are you all wood?" The girls thought I was ugly and refused to marry me, so I have been single until now. When I need it, I can only ask my minions to grab the widow and play with it, and then put it back. Can't I marry the daughter of the leader? ”
The South City Lord said to the West City Lord: "You know that you are an ugly bastard, so don't go to disgust other girls." Let's go back and wash and sleep. ”
The North City Lord also thinks that the most important thing the West City Lord should do is to go home and treat the pillow as a woman, and then hug each other and sleep in the dark, don't think so much about other things.
The lord of Xicheng felt that no one looked down on him here, so he was so angry that he said to them: "Since you all dislike me, then I will go to An Lushan." You're the ones who drove me bad. After saying that, he brushed his sleeves and left.
The martial arts alliance lord knew that the Xicheng Lord's subordinates had more than 3,000 minions and strong strength, and if he went, he would definitely greatly weaken the power of the martial arts, and it would be easy for An Qingxu to clean them up at that time. For the sake of the overall situation, he hurriedly grabbed the West City Lord and said, "Everything is easy to discuss, let's study your marriage together again." ”
Although the Lord of the West City stopped, he still said angrily: "What is there to study, research and research are not to study me as a widower in the end." ”
The southern city lord and the northern city lord also felt that Xiao Wall could not be caused in the martial arts, and hurriedly said to the west city lord: "We see that you are smiling **** today, as bright as a peach blossom, and you must have handed in the peach blossom luck." Maybe a happy marriage is beckoning to you. ”
Saying this, the West City Lord really smiled, and he also felt that his own peach blossom luck was in full bloom. So he asked the leader of the martial arts alliance if he promised to marry his daughter to him? The martial arts alliance leader and the other two city lords were silent again, so he brushed his sleeves away again.
The leader of the Martial Arts Alliance once again took the hand of the West City Lord and said, "Otherwise, let's do it." Go and please my daughter, and I will not interfere with you. Whether you can please a wife or not depends on your own ability. ”
When the Xicheng Lord heard that the Martial Arts Alliance Lord allowed him to pursue Jiang Caiping, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and he didn't see anything outside the field and called the Martial Arts Alliance Lord to be his father. The southern city lord and the northern city lord couldn't get used to his villainous appearance, and hit him and said, don't call the master of the martial arts alliance so soon, let's please the daughter of the other.
Without further ado, the Lord of Xicheng ran back to his Xicheng to prepare some gifts for Jiang Caiping. The Martial Arts Alliance Lord and the other two city lords sighed as they looked at his back.
When the Lord of the West City returned to his territory, he asked his minions how they could please women.
The most powerful little minion beside him told him: "Women like to listen to nice things, and if you say nice things to her, she will like you." ”
He thought it was a big truth, and he agreed with it, and gave a chicken leg to the little minion. After a while, his mind flashed and he felt that this was true, but it was not specific enough, what kind of words are good? He couldn't think of it in his head.
The little minion said to him, "There is no better word than to recite poetry, which is said to be the art of language." Back then, my father coaxed my mother back by reciting poems. ”
He was overjoyed, and felt that this matter was no longer difficult, so he hurriedly asked the little minion to teach him to read poetry. The little minion had a mouth full of chicken, and said, "If I knew how to recite poetry, would I still need to participate in the martial arts gang, and I would have been an official in the imperial court a long time ago." ”
The lord of the West City was furious, and with a wave of his big hand, he knocked off the little minion's chicken legs, and then yelled at the extremely distressed little minion: "You still have the heart to eat, if you can't recite poetry, you won't go home and ask your father to teach, it's really muddy that can't support the wall." ”
The little minion said aggrievedly: "It's a pity that my father died early, otherwise I wouldn't have entered the martial arts gang to fight and kill." ”
The West City Lord waved his hand again, slapped the little minion, and yelled at him: "Won't your father ask your mother when he dies, is she senile?" ”
The little minion said aggrievedly: "She is not Alzheimer's but died of old age, otherwise I wouldn't have entered the martial arts gang to fight and kill." ”
The Lord of the West City did not have the slightest sympathy for the little minions' family suffering, but hated that the family could not be reunited, and yelled at them: "The family is all dead, so why don't you die?" ”
The little minion cried: "That's also fast, who is afraid of a long life in the martial arts gang." ”
The Lord of the West City was too lazy to waste time grinding with him here, and told him to hurry up and ask his subordinates who could recite poetry.
The little minion gathered all the people together in one place, and told them that he could recite poetry and stood on the other side. As a result, no one came forward, it was all a bunch of butchers who could only read death and could not read poetry. was so angry that the lord of the West City scolded them for being uneducated and unmotivated.
In addition, a little minion said to the lord of the western city: "In the early years, I saw a well-educated talent in my hometown, who had nothing to do when he was full of food and had nothing to do, and chanted a few lines of poetry to a village girl who was washing clothes by the river, and the village girl bathed with him by the river. As a result, they were immersed in pig cages by the villagers, and it is later said that many people saw their spirits by the river. ”
The lord of Xicheng interrupted what the little minion said later, and asked the little minion to recite the verses he heard, and there is no need to say more about the soul romance of others.
So, the little minion recited the verses he remembered to the Lord of the West City. Early the next morning, the lord of Xicheng ran to Jiang Caiping's door and read a poem to Jiang Caiping, who was about to go out to buy vegetables, "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in Hezhizhou." My Fair Lady, Gentleman.
Jagged wattles, left and right flowing. My Fair Lady, I covet it.
I can't ask for it, but I can't think about it. Leisurely, tossing and turning.
Jiang Caiping heard it in a fog, her eyes circled, and she asked which one the West City Lord was singing?
The Lord of the West City said to Jiang Caiping: "I'm reading a poem to you." I practiced all night without sleeping, don't you think it sounds good? ”
Jiang Caiping said: "Which poem are you reading, why can't I hear what it means?" ”
The Lord of the West City held back his strength and read it to Jiang Caiping again. This time, Jiang Caiping finally guessed that he was reading "Guan Ju", but nine out of ten words were mispronounced, and the pronunciation was wrong. So Jiang Caiping told him not to recite poetry in the future, he could turn good people into ghosts.
The Lord of the West City said, "Since you are not happy to hear it, then I will not read it." It's all to blame on those uneducated guys messing around. ”
Jiang Caiping asked the West City Lord if there was something wrong? The Lord of the West City said, "Something's wrong." It's a big deal. ”
Jiang Caiping asked what was the matter? The Lord of the West City said, "Isn't it a great deal that I lack a virtuous helper?" ”
Jiang Caiping naturally understood what he meant by this. So he told him to get away from him, and he didn't want to see him again.
The West City Lord asked Jiang Caiping very curiously: "I am a dignified city lord, in Yongzhou City, I want the wind to be windy, to be rainy, am I anything bad about it?" ”
Jiang Caiping said to the West City Lord: "It has nothing to do with me whether you are good or not. There's no way I'm going to marry you. You're going to die of this heart. Even if all the men in the world are dead, I won't take a fancy to you. ”
The self-esteem of the West City Lord immediately burst and shattered like a glass ball falling to the ground. He cried and shouted and ran back, hitting anyone he met on the way, and overturning anything in his way, looking like a madman.
His crazy behavior naturally reached the ears of the martial arts alliance leader. The leader of the martial arts alliance with leadership responsibility naturally couldn't let him go, and sent his henchmen to teach him a lesson, so that he could restrain himself.
All this was known to An Qingxu and Yan Zhuang, who were secretly paying close attention to Yongzhou City. They decided to break the forces that divided the martial arts. So he went to the door to find the Xicheng Lord and told him that all this was done by Zhao Tian, the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, so that he couldn't hold the beauty.
Sure enough, the simple-minded Xicheng Lord believed it and immediately scolded the martial arts alliance leader for being a despicable and shameless villain, and he never wanted to obey the orders of these villains in the future.
The gloating An Qingxu and Yan Zhuang instigated the West City Lord to kidnap Jiang Caiping and give the Lord of the Martial Arts Alliance a look. Although the Lord of Xicheng hated the Lord of the Martial Arts Alliance, he did not dare to openly offend the Lord of the Martial Arts Alliance, and he was afraid that he would not be able to eat and walk around.
An Qingxu and Yan Zhuang persuaded him not to hurt him, their Dayan Empire will always be his strongest backing, and they will definitely send troops to help him ascend to the position of the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance.
The lord of Xicheng, who was anxious for quick success, immediately said happily that from now on, he and An Qingxu would be a family.