Chapter 330: Uncle is in Trouble (4)
Whether you can be considerate is one thing, and whether you accept it is another. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
In the case of the Ryukyus, the biggest loss is Toshi, and at present, Tohide and Dazhou are in a cooperative relationship. If there is turmoil in the south, it will inevitably disrupt the military operations of the eastern country in the north, in case of any accident that leads to the failure of the eastern outing, then the northern part of the Great Zhou will be surrounded by the Xiongnu forces, and what good life can he Ji Chong have?
The old emperor had a headache, Yizhou's approach was right, although Dongtou didn't take advantage of it at the moment, he couldn't suffer a loss.
On the surface, it seems that this is a matter of choice, whether to choose to go east or Yizhou as the strategic partner of the Great Zhou, but in fact, it is Yizhou that forces the Great Zhou to stand on their side, for no other reason, the imperial court is currently unable to intervene in the south. Either offend Yizhou, Ryukyu should be lost or lost, or choose to offend Donggo and give Yizhou a legal name.
It makes people feel how aggrieved they are, and Ji Zhong waved his hand irritably. "Let's talk about this later, do you have something to do now?"
"There's nothing wrong with the minister."
"Then stay with me for a while." Letting go of his thoughts, Ji Chong's face gradually softened, and said: "Today is the day of Long Tianzhi's annual lecture, which is held in the Wenhe Palace, most of the children of the royal family have gone, and I have to show my face too, you go with me." ”
"Huh? Listening to lectures? Jiang Yun suddenly grimaced. Your Majesty, the ministers don't care about this, but they are still more interested in getting promoted and getting rich. ”
The layman Ji Zhong has seen a lot, like Jiang Yun, who is so vulgar and frank, and the vulgar is so strange that it is taken for granted, which is rare in the real world. This is a vulgar person! Tacky! Looking at the look of mourning, Ji Zhong didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.
"The matter is done, and your three products are also settled. Although you have the rank of general, now that you are taking the road of a civilian official, how can you have no knowledge at all? Isn't it a joke to say. There's always a good thing to hear, let's go. ”
"Well, you're in charge."
Reluctantly, he followed Ji Zhong to the Wenhe Palace.
Jiang Yun looked around, and there were two or three hundred figures sitting in a large hall of thousands of square meters. He couldn't help but secretly exclaim, Lao Ji's family is really a little more, these people sitting in front of him are just some teenagers, if you want to count other age groups, plus outside the capital, this is not a few thousand? It's enough to raise an army.
Ji Chong is the emperor, but he is also a student of Long Yuzhi, and there is no distinction between dignity and inferiority in the classroom, so Ji Chong has no special treatment, and took Jiang Yun to find a place in the back row and sit down, Wang Li followed behind, and he was not qualified to sit down. The eunuch sat in the classroom, which was somewhat disrespectful to Long Yuzhi, so he had to stand with his hands hanging on the side.
"Heng. A gentleman has an end. On the sixth day of the first month, a humble gentleman, with a big river, auspicious. Sixty-two, Ming Qian, Zhen Ji. Ninety-three, a gentleman of Lao Qian, has an end, auspicious. June Fourth, no disadvantage, □ humble. Six-five, not rich and neighborly, the use of invasion, there is no disadvantage. On the sixth, Ming Qian, used the Xingshi to conquer the country. Long Yuzhian sat on it, with a short-legged rectangular wooden table in front of him, and a thin book on it. His mind shook slightly, his eyelids closed slightly, and he looked very happy.
The old man said something, as if he had seen it somewhere. Jiang Yun thought about it carefully, and then it suddenly dawned. Feelings are about Zhou Yi, if you remember well, what he said should be a humble hexagram. Jiang Yun has a lot of contact with these, mainly Zhou Yi is very famous in later generations, and has been said to be the first strange book in the world that has been known for 500 years and 500 years later, whether it is out of curiosity or for the purpose of pretending to be forced, it is always good to read more, but I don't want to understand it, and I can't understand it.
Long Yuzhi's sentence seemed to have a hypnotic effect, and His Highness kept shaking his head and shaking his head with him, and even the rhythm gradually unified. Ji Chong smiled and bowed slightly. Jiang Yun looked a little listless, drooping his head and falling asleep unconsciously. Because of the problem of sitting posture, his neck was pressed against his chin, and he, who never snores on weekdays, actually started to cry. This discordant sound was very striking in the quiet of the hall.
Suddenly feeling that the back shoulder was being pushed, Jiang Yun opened his eyes and looked blankly at Ji Chong, who was full of anger. "Your Majesty, what's wrong?"
"You dare to sleep in Tianzhi's class? This is a great rebellion! Cheer up. ”
"Tianzhi is also a human being, why can't he sleep in class." Jiang Yun smashed his mouth and said: "The minister has this problem since he was a child, and he will be sleepy as soon as he goes to the lecture hall." ”
"Hmph, no wonder I don't have any ink on my chest when I grow up." Ji Zhong snorted with a cold face: "If it weren't for my several begging, how could Tianzhi be willing to come to teach in person at such an age?" Being able to listen to his lectures is the greatest honor for students in the world, don't you take it seriously? Listen carefully, after you have learned, even if you don't talk about unpredictable prophets, you should be able to avoid evil. ”
"Is there such a god?" Jiang Yun's eyes rolled slightly, and he suddenly had an idea in his heart. "It is said that Long Tianzhi knows everything and can do everything, but Weichen doesn't believe it."
"Do you dare to believe it?" Ji Zhong glared.
"How dare not? There are a few questions that I can't figure out, and even Tianzhi can't answer them. ”
"It can't be." Ji Zhong waved his hand. "In the world, there is nothing that Tianzhi does not understand."
With a shy face, Jiang Yun quietly moved in the direction of Ji Chong, and whispered, "Your Majesty, why don't we make a bet?" If the minister can stump Tianzhi, you will promise me one thing. ”
When he said this, Ji Chong couldn't help but be a little curious. "Done! I will answer you, but remember not to be rude. ”
"You don't want to ask what Weichen wants?"
Ji Zhong smiled and replied boldly: "Is there anything in the world that I dare not respond to?" ”
"Who's whispering down there?" Longyu people are old but their ears are not old, and among the reverent faces, Jiang Yun doesn't think so, and it's difficult not to pay attention. He looked at Jiang Yun and said Lang Sheng: "Little guy, I don't know what the old man said, what questions do you have?" ”
Chao Ji lost a look, and Jiang Yun hurriedly stood up and saluted. "Heavenly wisdom forgiveness, what you always say is too profound, and the kid can't understand a word."
It turned out to be a person who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, Long Yuzhi smiled faintly, didn't care, and was about to ignore him to continue lecturing, but he didn't want Jiang Yun to finish speaking, just paused, and continued: "The kid doesn't have much knowledge, and he ponders some very simple small problems every day, and there are still a lot of them that are difficult to understand, and I hope that Tianzhi will not give another lesson to solve the doubts in the kid's chest." But... I'm afraid Tianzhi doesn't understand. ”
"Presumptuous! Is there anything in the world that is incomprehensible? ”
"Where did this kid come from? How dare you speak outrageously? ”
The noise suddenly sounded, and when His Highness heard this, everyone immediately shouted one by one.
Jiang Yun said politely, but what kind of person is Long Yuzhi? As soon as you hear the meaning of the words, you can hear something extraneous. If the good man doesn't come, this little guy is going to stir up trouble! Do you still want to stump him? Long Yuzhi remained silent and smiled: "If you have any questions, you might as well talk about it." ”
"Dare to ask Tianzhi, is there a chicken or an egg in this world?"
"Of course it is..." The smile suddenly froze on his face, and it was difficult to hold back half a word after half of Longyu's words.
This... What is the problem? Not only him, but all the people in His Highness were dumbfounded. There were chickens first, but where did the chickens come from? Isn't it just the eggs that hatch? It is said that there are eggs first, but where do the eggs come from? Isn't it just a chicken? So came first, the chicken or the egg? How can this problem be so bad? God can't answer it, the gaze that looked at Jiang Yun suddenly changed, and if he could ask such a question, this person must not be a good thing.
"Hehe, this question is indeed not simple." Long Yuzhi said with a smile: "But there are other questions?" ”
"Dare to ask Tianzhi, do you believe in Buddhism or Taoism?"
"Natural Channel." Long Yuzhi's face was solemn and said: "The Buddha is a foreigner, and my Taoist Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable Fang is an omnipotent god. ”
"Tianzhi thinks that the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable is omnipotent?"
"It is common sense that the old man thinks so."
"That's the second question of the kid." Jiang Yun had a sinister smile on his face and said, "May I ask Tianzhi, can this omnipotent Tianzun create a huge stone that even he can't move?" ”
"Of course..."
The smile froze on his face again, and there was a faint urge to curse between Takayuyu's astonishment, what question did this little bastard ask? One is more immoral than the other. To say that you can't create is not omnipotent. It is said that it can create, but the stone cannot be moved, which is also not omnipotent. How can he answer? I can't answer at all.
Bypass! Hurry around it! Putting away the embarrassment and trying to show a peaceful smile as much as possible, Long Yuzhi said lightly: "But there is a third problem." ”
"The answer to the third question has already been thought of, but he still said it for Tianzhi to refer to."
"Say it."
"Dare to ask Tianzhigui's surname?"
"The old man's surname is Long."
"Oh." Jiang Yun smiled and said, "The kid's surname is Jiang." In this way, everyone has a surname, but I don't know if there is a surname on this day? ”
"God? Where does the surname come from? Long Yuzhi wondered: "The surname is the symbol of the family, unique to people, since ancient times, there has never been a mention of the surname of the sky." Therefore, the old man thinks that there is no surname in the sky. Little one, do you know the surname of Heaven? ”
"It's nature." Jiang Yun grinned. "God's surname is Ji."
"What's the explanation?"
quietly glanced at Ji Chong, and a sycophant slapped it over. "Because the surname of the Son of Heaven is Ji, the surname of Heaven must be Ji."
"Oh... After being stunned for a moment, Long Yuzhi couldn't help laughing. "Hahaha! Good! It's really old and confused. Since the Son of Heaven is surnamed Ji, the sky is naturally the same. It's funny, little one. ”
As soon as he said it, the whole hall burst into laughter, and even Ji Chong couldn't help laughing. This sycophant made him feel comfortable, yes! The surname of the day is Ji! He Ji Zhong is the heavenly family, and he is the orthodoxy of all people, just like the fireworks of the day written, he is ordered by the heavens, and he lives forever!
Looking at the vulgar man with a stunned face in front of him, Ji Chong suddenly felt that it didn't seem to be a big deal if he was uneducated, and it was better to see it than anything else.