Hearing the hawker's explanation, the soldier who stood up didn't say anything else, after all, the identity of the hawker was there, and this product has the habit of beating people, but it is not as polite as other people with status, that is, these four words The hawker can write or not.

Shizi sorted out his emotions and cleared his throat:

Tonight's good banquet is hard to show joy.

The kite is exciting, and the new sound is wonderful.

Lingde sings high words, knows the music and listens to its truth.

Together, the meaning is not extended.

Life is sent for a lifetime, and it is like a storm.

Why don't you take a high step and ask for Lu Jin first.

Doing nothing to keep the poor and cheap, and often working hard.

After reading it, the scholar proudly arched his hand around, and the hawker was the first to applaud "good" This voice came suddenly, everyone else was blinded, and people haven't reacted yet, you applauded, what's the matter, this poem was made by the previous dynasty, it seems that the hawker has never heard of it!

Mei Changsu covered his face, and Li Daozong looked at the peddler, "Since the national teacher applauds, you might as well tell these scholars about the meaning of the poem, how about it?" ”

The hawker calmly holds chopsticks and dishes "don't speak"

Li Daozong smiled and stopped talking, the scholars looked at the hawkers with a constipated look on their faces as if they had eaten a shell, and they were cold for a while, and some scholars came out or read or make a poem, without exception, after everyone finished reading, the hawkers were the first to applaud.

Li Daozong also gave some comments after the hawker applauded, and when the last scholar to attend the banquet finished reading a poem, Li Daozong stretched out his hand, "National teacher, you might as well have a poem"

"No, no, no" the peddler didn't think there was any glory in reciting a poem at the banquet, it was better to gnaw on more bones. Harvesting Mei Changsu was also beaten by himself that time.

Li Daozong saw that the hawker really had no intention, and it was not easy to force it. Turning to Mei Changsu, "Is it okay for Mei Dao to come to a song?" ”

Mei Changsu shook his head, "Changsu has sworn since he joined the Daomen that he will not make poetry in this life. Because Uncle Shi said that thing was useless."

I'll go, the vendor almost hit the ground headlong, if you don't want to do it, don't do it, what are you taking me for? glanced at Mei Changsu fiercely, Mei Changsu shrugged, this is indeed what you said!

When the scholars heard Mei Changsu say that poetry was useless, they all turned to the hawker angrily, with an expression of choosing people to devour, and the hawker saw this posture. Damn, whose eyes are bigger, Niu Ye is still afraid that you won't succeed, you think that as long as Niu Ye has a big title, our eyes are not small, so he immediately glared back.

A group of scholars lost under the hawker's bull's eye, and a scribe who looked like a big brother in the lead arched his hand to the hawker, "I don't know why the national teacher said that poetry is useless, poetry is the essence of condensed words, it is..."

I said a lot of things. The peddler stretched out his hand to stop, "It's not tiring to say so much, I just think that poetry is useless, how can it be dropped, you bite me?" “

"You" took the lead, and the big brother stretched out his hand and pointed at the vendor.

The peddler pointed back, "Put your hand down." Pay attention to your identity, dare to point fingers at me, don't you want to be good?"

"Hmph," the eldest brother who took the lead, then remembered that the person in front of him was indeed not something he could point at casually in terms of identity, "The national teacher should not bully others." Sun also wants to ask the national teacher to give a convincing reason, otherwise I won't be convinced."

The other scholars raised their hands together as if protesting, "Dissatisfied." Unconvinced..."

Make a STOP action" OK, since you think poetry is useful. Let me ask, then, can poetry make a peasant's crop grow a few more stones, or can a soldier kill a few more enemies, or can a merchant make more money? ”

The eldest brother who took the lead was depressed for a while, and thought for a while, "The national teacher is sophistry, and the great use of poetry is in Mingmingde, and it can use the simplest language to make the people understand and understand education, isn't this the biggest effect?" ”

The peddler couldn't help but admire this buddy, but he couldn't lose anything if he lost "Eh, you mean to use poetry to educate the people?" Why do I feel so nonsense, just those few words, the words are not complete, and I want the illiterate peasants to understand things, saying that it is a compliment of nonsense, it is simply nonsense"

"The national teacher is a bloody spew"

The peddler gave the big brother a middle finger, "Well, I'll give you a poem too, and you can listen to it."

Yu Yaoxi, above the Toad Palace

There are dreams, shimmering and flying.

Yesterday has passed, and the worries have been exposed

See the son, in the wild

Entangled in my arms, the river rises and rises

Accompanied by beauties, Si is Que Tang, this is what I wrote in my idle imitation of the style in the Book of Poetry, what do you think? The hawker shamelessly took out the violent revision of the Internet song and the Book of Poetry.

Don't you say it, the hawker Liang had such a hand, and it really shocked the scholars present, even Mei Changsu and Li Daozong had ghost-like expressions, these two people knew that the hawker was fine, and they couldn't believe that it was written by the hawker, of course, it was not written by him.

The eldest brother who took the lead arched his hand towards the hawker, "The boring work of the national teacher can only be regarded as average, I don't know what the national teacher wants to express?" ”

The vendor waved his hand, "It's not interesting, what I want to say is that after I wrote this poem, even I memorized it for three days and three nights before I memorized all the contents."

Poof, did the scholars present hold back, the hawker spread his hands and said, "I can't control if you want to laugh, but then I was mentioned by the master and made it a statement, and after listening to it once, I remembered it"

The one who laughed at the peddler just now stopped laughing, the smile on his face froze, and the eldest brother who took the lead was stunned, "Impossible, the work of the national teacher is already very concise, and it can't be shorter."

The peddler laughed, "Who told you that only if you condense it can people easily remember?" On the contrary, the master added a long sentence to me, but I can still remember it."

"Impossible, can the national teacher read us the verses after the master's guidance?"

Knowing that you don't believe it, the vendor laughed evilly, took out his phone from his pocket, "The sound is a little quiet, everyone be quiet" and clicked the play button.

"I am looking at the moon, above the moon, and there is a dream that is flying freely...."

A high-pitched female voice, even coming from the Apple machine, which is known for its low volume, immediately grabbed the ears of people in the venue!

First. The wave is to familiarize everyone with the lyrics, and then after the male voice chirps twice, the lyrics begin to loop, and there are impatient scholars who bang on the table in front of them to the rhythm of the music.

When the third high. When the tide came, many people couldn't help but itch their throats, and then they got high, and the whole banquet hall was a little commotion for a while.

At the end of the song, the vendor turned off the music, "Guys, how's it going, is this okay?" ”

The eldest brother who took the lead was sweating profusely, and he didn't know if it was the hard work he endured just now or how it dripped, and he bowed his hand to the hawker, "The national teacher won, but only in the way of being well-informed, I believe that in time, I will definitely be able to find strong evidence to refute the national teacher's point of view."

The peddler waved his hand, "Then let's talk about it later, anyway, you didn't say me today, remember it in the future, don't show the poem in front of me before I'm not sure, I won't be in such a good mood next time, I don't believe you asked Mei Changsu"

Mei Changsu smiled bitterly and arched his hand at everyone, "Changsu guarantees with his personality, fortunately, today is the birthday of the Jade Emperor, and my uncle is happy, otherwise everyone will have to see a little red."

The scholars did not eat or drink well, and they left the table early, and the hawker politely withdrew after a while with Li Xiaogong, because Li Er sent someone to find him. (To be continued.) )