216, the negative prodigal son Li Bangyan
Li Bangyan sat in his home with a sad face, anxiously waiting for news outside.
Unlike Zhu Mian, Li Bangyan can be described as a local snake in Beijing, so he is very well informed, Zhou Quan returned to Beijing and organized a ball game with a few gentlemen, and he got the news at that time.
It's just that he didn't care at that time, now that he has recovered, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to provoke Zhou Quan, he won't dare to touch him if he wants to come here.
As a result, he got the news at noon that Zhou Quan had poured 20 carts of dung on Zhu Mian's family and ripped off his mansion.
At that time, Li Bangyan was waiting for the result with a mood of waiting to see the joke, Zhu Mian was the favored minister of the Son of Heaven, and Zhou Quan was so fanfare that he would inevitably be punished by the officials.
But the result was unexpected.
Zhao Ji did not pursue the matter of the house at all, but he fined Zhou Quan 100 catties of copper for pouring dung without knowing how to do it.
And Zhou Quan transported a boatload of copper, saying that it was 20,000 catties, and such a trick could be played two hundred more times!
The first time was to play Zhu Mian, who knows if he will play him Li Bangyan next time?
At this moment, He Jingfu walked in quickly, and when he came to him, he wiped the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.
"Any news?"
"Don't worry, master, Zhou Quan didn't make any other moves!"
He Jingfu went to find out the news, as the head snake of the Beijing Division, they have their own way. If Zhou Quan wants to repeat his old tricks against Li Bangyan, he must at least use hundreds of people, and he can't hide it from those who have a heart in Beijing.
Hearing that Zhou Quan was not prepared to deal with himself, Li Bangyan let out a long breath: "When will this day come to an end......
As long as Zhou Quan is in Beijing, he has to worry about being afraid, unless Zhou Quan leaves, or he leaves.
"Master, he is still in the official family at all, Zhu Mian ended up like this, in fact, he is no longer a saint!" He Jingfu said softly.
Li Bangyan deeply sympathizes, the appearance of cement has reduced Zhu Mian's role to the emperor by half, unless he has other skills, it is conceivable that the official family will gradually alienate him, until one day, the official family dislikes him more than he likes, and that is when Zhu Mian is finished.
So the most important thing is to hold Zhao Ji's thigh!
"Tonight, the official family and the people will enjoy the lanterns!" He Jingfu said again.
"Lanterns...... I used to watch the lights in the city, no, no, not this year, I got the news that Tong Guan invited the official family to his house...... What's so good about Tong Guan's house, I understand, this is to avoid the official truth, in fact, the official family wants to pay a private visit! ”
Li Bangyan got up and had an idea in his heart.
"Mr. He, you go to find someone to inquire again, where is Tong Guan going to take the official family...... We waited there in advance to meet at the fashion! ”
After a chance encounter, you can accompany Zhao Ji to play, Li Bangyan is known as the prodigal son, and he almost knows the interesting and interesting places in the Jingshi Goolan tile shop. As long as you take Zhao Ji to a few places, it will definitely make Zhao Ji, who has been in the deep palace for a long time, addicted.
In fact, this did not hurt Zhou Quan, what Li Bangyan thought about was just a solid favor. As long as Zhao Ji is favored, Zhou Quan's many rogue methods will not be easy to show.
"In this world, it is really difficult to raise only women and villains, Zhou Quan, this villain, makes me rack my brains!"
He Jingfu had a hand in inquiring about the news, and it didn't take long to know that Tong Guan was going to lead Zhao Ji to Qian Alley tonight.
As soon as he heard that this was this place, Li Bangyan understood that in addition to Tong Guan, Liang Shicheng must also be among them. There is a Liang Shicheng's outer house in Money Lane, and it was here that he hooked up with Zhou Quan at the beginning.
Li Bangyan didn't say a word, put on ordinary clothes, didn't bring many people, only brought four or five companions, plus He Jingfu, and rushed to Qian Lane in a sedan chair.
Originally, the bicycle was more convenient, but Li Bangyan hated Zhou Quan, so naturally he would not take care of the Zhou family's business.
The so-called Money Lane, but not just an alley, but the general name of several alleys around, Li Bangyan arrived here, only to see the crowd of people is extraordinarily lively, the original money lane on this side of the lanterns, Guanjia Jingshi, especially there are many selling groceries from the north and south, snacks from all over the world, will be surrounded by water.
The result of squeezing back and forth is that Li Bangyan and his entourage were scattered.
After He Jingfu disappeared from the crowd, Li Bangyan was a little anxious.
But at this point, he was very close to his goal.
He didn't know that just above his head, Zhou Quan and Tong gradually sat in a building, and when he saw him squeezing over alone, Tong gradually smiled and said, "It's coming, it's coming!" ”
"It turned out to be him, Brother Tong, you called me here just to see him?"
"Naturally not, it's a good show, watch and watch!" Tong gradually laughed twice.
After he appeased Zhou Quan, he whistled.
Then a person in the crowd suddenly rushed out, hugged Li Bangyan, and cried bitterly: "I can find you!" ”
The man was five feet long and five feet wide, and the whole body was a mountain of meat. The face is full of meat and fat, but looking at the costumes, it is a woman!
She howled like thunder, and this voice shocked everyone around her, and then they all got out of the way and began to enter the onlooker mode.
Li Bangyan was pretentious and good-looking, but he was hugged by this person, smelling a smell of fat powder and something strange, which made him dizzy and dizzy.
"Who are you, let go of me, who are you?"
"You don't know me anymore?" The fat girl let go of her hand, and when she heard Li Bangyan say this, she cried bitterly.
While crying, she also counted down, she was originally from Zhenjiang, where she met the Li Langjun in front of her, claiming to be a romantic figure in Beijing, because she liked her "beauty", so she presented a poem to her, which provoked her to secretly agree to elope with him. Not long after eloping, this Li Langjun disappeared, she went to Beijing alone to look for her husband, and she was pitiful, and she finally found it in Beijing.
"You've mistaken someone, I'm not, I'm not!"
Li Bangyan was furious and wanted to show his identity, but as an official, it was not a romance to provoke this kind of thing.
"And say no, tell me, is your surname Li?"
Before Li Bangyan could speak, someone in the audience shouted: "The surname is Li, the surname is Li, and his companion still calls him Li Langjun!" ”
"You heard me wrong, I am alone if I have any company by my side." Li Bangyan argued.
The vast majority of the surrounding audience didn't believe what the fat girl said, Li Bangyan was born with a good appearance, how could he like an ugly girl like a fat girl? But the fat girl cried at this time: "I have come all the way to find a husband, how can I even admit my husband's mistake?" There is a birthmark the size of a copper coin under your left intestine, in the shape of a golden turtle, and you also told me that this is the trace of the golden turtle mark that you want to hold, if you are not my Li Lang, just show me the intestines! ”
Li Bangyan's face changed suddenly.
He did have such a birthmark under his left intestine!
"I ...... I didn't, you talk nonsense! He pleaded to himself.
"Brothers, I am a weak woman, I have been abandoned by people from beginning to end, and now I have no face to live...... Just one thing! ”
She burst into tears, and although she looked ugly, she also made many people sympathize. Immediately there was a humane: "Say, speak!" ”
"Rip off his shirt and see if he has a birthmark under his left armpit!"
As soon as he heard the fat girl say this, Li Bangyan immediately panicked, turned around and wanted to rush into the crowd, but was stopped.
Immediately after, I don't know who made the first move and began to pick off his clothes.
There is never a shortage of good deeds in the Jingshi, and no matter how Li Bangyan struggles, he can't break free from the hands of everyone. After a mess, Li Bangyan's clothes were really ripped off.
At this time, it was Shangyuan, the weather was still cold, Li Bangyan was shivering, but everyone didn't pay attention to this, everyone broke his arm, and saw that there was a turtle-shaped birthmark the size of money under his armpit!
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Sure enough, there is!"
Li Bangyan was about to refute loudly, but he was pushed in front of the fat girl by everyone. The fat girl hugged him again and howled: "My husband, why are you so ruthless, but you don't recognize each other, could it be that you have changed your mind?" ”
With this hug, Li Bangyan's face was completely blocked by the fat girl's chest, and he couldn't even breathe, where could he refute it?
There was a lively smile next to him: "This is strange, I see that this Li Langjun is dignified, how can he like such a girl?" ”
"You don't understand, some people are different, maybe this is fat for beauty!"
"Nonsense, nonsense, wronged, I'm not, I'm not...... Zhou Quan, Zhou Quan, get out of here! ”
Li Bangyan finally stuck out his head and screamed while panting, he guessed in his heart at this time that he was caught in someone else's layout.
The person who laid out the layout must be Zhou Quan!
Zhou Quan was watching the excitement upstairs, and when he heard him screaming like this, he couldn't help touching his nose, and said to Tong with a wry smile: "Brother Tong, this matter ...... You're happy, but I'm carrying the black cauldron. ”
"Aren't you happy? Look down, look down! The boy gradually laughed loudly and danced with his hands.
The fat girl downstairs heard Li Bangyan screaming, so she howled in a voice louder than him: "At this point, you still don't recognize it, you thing without conscience." This girl is not ashamed, and there is one more thing, there is a mole in the work of this negative man, uncles and brothers, you might as well prove it for me! ”
At this moment, Li Bangyan was shocked, and the already lively audience around him was even more uproar.
Of course Li Bangyan is afraid, he pretends to be a wanderer, but he runs naked in the famous Flower Street Money Lane in Beijing, which is not romantic, but indecent. If he is really stripped of his clothes and his identity is revealed, even Zhao Ji can't protect him, and those officials can spray him so that he can't take care of himself!
"Don't, don't...... Don't do it, don't do it, I, I, I admit it, I admit it, I'm the one who has a bad heart! He shouted.
At the same time, he looked around, wanting to find his companion or see Zhou Quan. Since Zhou Quan is the designer, he doesn't believe it, this guy didn't watch the excitement nearby.
But Tong Yan's chosen position was too good, they could see clearly below, but Li Bangyan looked up but was blocked from viewing.
Li Bangyan didn't know that in addition to Zhou Quan, Zhao Ji was also looking down on a certain building! (To be continued.) )