Chapter 156: Goryeo Envoy 3
Hong Qisheng did not stop the destruction of these Goryeo envoys who had no resistance because of the appearance of Xiaodouzi, so it may not be accurate, it is more accurate to say that Hong Qisheng is leading his men to clean up the battlefield, and when he saw the Korean people who were not in a coma, he went up to the head of the person is a kick, and Xiaodouzi stood there with great interest and watched for a while, in his own words, that is to appreciate the feeling of being particularly cool and exciting.
However, Xiaodouzi did not forget the original task of his trip, so he said with contempt to this group of Goryeo people who were crawling on the ground and pretending to be dead: "Which of you is the official envoy of the Goryeo Kingdom, our Emperor of the Great Song Empire has agreed to meet you, is there any, if not, our family can leave." ”
As he spoke, Xiaodouzi was about to turn around and leave, when a nervous and hurried voice suddenly came, "My lord, slow down, this official is the envoy of the Great Goryeo Empire." ”
Xiaodouzi turned his head slowly, and saw a middle-aged man wearing a Goryeo official uniform lying under the carriage that the Goryeo envoy was riding, so Xiaodouzi said to him: "You are the envoy of the Goryeo Kingdom, okay, then you can bring the national letter and the scepter and go with our family." ”
As soon as the middle-aged man heard Xiao Douzi's shrill tone, he knew that he was a eunuch, so he said extremely unhappily: "How can you say that this envoy is also an envoy of the kingdom, why do you Song Kingdom have to send your Ministry of Rites Shangshu to greet this envoy according to the etiquette of the kingdom, why did a eunuch come, this also attaches too much importance to me, the envoy of the Great Goryeo Empire." ”
Hearing the words of this envoy, Xiaodouzi was suddenly angry, and Fang Kong directly thought in a stunned manner: How could the lord of Goryeo send such a guy who is full of nonsense and has a long head to come to be an envoy, and he is deliberately provoking trouble
Xiaodouzi is in this palace, how can he be regarded as a eunuch with a higher rank, and there are seven officials in front of the prime minister, not to mention that he is still a close attendant of the emperor, in this big palace, it can be said that in addition to Mu Fengchun, his father-in-law is the second-in-command of the eunuch palace maid, even if he is a senior scholar of various ministries and departments, he has to politely call himself Dou Gonggong when he sees himself, not to mention that this person in front of him is just a small envoy of the Goryeo Kingdom.
Xiaodouzi closed his eyes, and fiercely wanted to suppress the anger in his heart, the original white and delicate, the beardless face under the chin was even more suffocated, and after a while, Xiaodouzi smoothed out his anger, and opened his mouth very bitterly and said to the arrogant Goryeo envoy: "Your Excellency, do you go or not, if you don't go, there are still people waiting behind you to serve you, don't think that we are all so idle like you." ”
The envoy looked back at the group of guards of the Great Song Dynasty behind him with big waists and fierce eyes, and instantly felt his chrysanthemums tighten. The hero doesn't eat the loss in front of him, and when he sues you in front of the emperor, the Goryeo envoy thought of this, and then said to Xiaodouzi a little politely: "Go, go, let's go, this father-in-law, please lead the way." ”
Xiaodouzi tilted the envoy fiercely and thought: This person is really cheap, he won't feel uncomfortable if he doesn't beat
This envoy of Goryeo thought about the situation of suing the imperial guards against me at the Golden Palace, but he did not seem to know that I was a more terrifying person than the group of imperial guards outside, and I was extremely protective of calves
When I arrived at the gate of the Golden Palace, Xiaodouzi asked the Goryeo envoy to stay at the door for a while, and then completely ignored the extremely unhappy look of the Goryeo envoy, and walked into the Golden Palace with a cold snort to report to me: "Your Majesty, the Goryeo envoy has arrived." ”
"Announce it." I took a sip of tea and said in my throat
"The slave obeys. His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Song Empire has a decree to announce that the envoys of the Goryeo Kingdom will meet you-"
After hearing the summons, the envoy of the Goryeo Kingdom once again put on a nostril-facing appearance, held the national letter in his right hand, and entered the Golden Palace with a figure-eight step, and walked straight in front of me, just looking at me directly
Looking at his appearance, I'm so depressed, I don't understand, what do you say you are crazy about
"The Son of Heaven of the Great Goryeo Empire, the ambassador of the Song State who specially appointed the envoy of the Song State, Ambassador Kim Junnan, see the Lord of the Song State, and salute the letter of state." When the envoy of the Goryeo Kingdom named Kim Jun-nam saw me, he neither knelt down to pay homage nor bowed to salute, but just stood there straight, holding the letter forward with one hand and said
The silent hall was suddenly silent, and the falling needles could be heard, to be honest, I have seen the arrogant and shameless, but I have never seen such a shameless one, you said that you are not a waste of air when you live, and a waste of land when you die
I calmed down my emotions and said to Xiaodouzi, "His national letter is here, I will take a look at it first." ”
"The slave obeys."
I took the national letter of Goryeo and opened it, it was very neat Chinese characters, but the first sentence of the national letter made me half angry, "His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Goryeo Empire wrote to the lord of the Song State." "I resisted the urge to tear up this national letter, you said that you dare to become the Great Goryeo Empire in a place with a big fart, and you have just been captured by us more than 80,000 people, and you dare to be so crazy in front of Lao Tzu, alas, did God use toad urine when he created you, or how can you blow the atmosphere
I took a general look at this strange national letter, their Goryeo Emperor His Majesty said that the more than 80,000 Goryeo soldiers who were captured by Shi Wengong some time ago were actually a rebel army of their country, and as the emperor of the Great Goryeo Empire, he was very grateful to our Song State for their help, as an emperor of the upper kingdom, he was very kind to canonize me, the lord of the lower country, as the king of the Song Kingdom, and took him to take charge of the world of the Great Song Dynasty, and exempted me from the tribute of the Great Song Dynasty to them for ten years in Goryeo, and also asked me to let the envoys bring the 80,000 rebels back to China, He personally handled it, and in the end he gave me a hundred taels of gold from the king of the Song Kingdom, and I wiped it, and the king of the Song Kingdom still had a hundred taels of gold, what a big reward. After reading this national letter, I almost slapped this Goryeo king to death in the pit
"Bring this book to all the adults and circulate it." I handed the letter to Xiaodouzi, then turned to the Goryeo envoy and said, "You can ask the more than 80,000 captives, isn't your Great Goryeo Empire rich, a soldier with 100 taels of gold, a 1000 households with 1000 taels of gold, a 10000 households with 10000 taels of gold, a general with 100,000 taels of gold, as for the commander named Li Minxiu, I don't want too much, 10 million taels of gold." When the money arrives at the delivery, there is no arrears, and the quality is guaranteed. ”
Hmph, aren't you Goryeo awesome, aren't you rich, don't you want to get back the 80,000 soldiers and want to pretend to be 13 in front of my eyes, okay, take the money to buy it, it's shameless than me, you're too tender (to be continued.) )