《》133 (Throwing a Profit Car)

Chili got up and hugged Leng Cruel from behind, and said emotionally: "No matter how far away, no matter how long it takes, I will wait for you and accompany you until that day comes." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Leng Ruthless suddenly glanced at the two cross-eyed men in the crowd, so he rushed forward with the chili pepper, and the two disintegrated in the air and pounced on the two cross-eyed men respectively.

At the moment of landing, Leng Cruel and Chili took out a scoop and a bun from a nearby shop, respectively, and smashed them on the head of the cross-eyed man with green onion rolls and stuffed them into the mouth of the cross-eyed man with long hands.

The two were pressed down and rode on by Chili and Leng Ruthless respectively, attracting the onlookers of passers-by, and Leng Ruthless and Chili didn't care about everyone's eyes, just begging for money loudly: "Where is our money!" ”

The two cross-eyed men had squandered nearly half of the money they had robbed, and there were only sixty oceans left, and they were taken out of their pockets by chili peppers, and the two were kidnapped and sent to the police station.

Ruthlessness is not something that ordinary people can trap, although he is shackled, but there is nothing he can do, I saw him rammed hard, the chain was broken into two sections, and then he picked up the pepper and rotated and pulled, and both of them were free.

When the two cross-eyed men saw that Leng Cruel and Chili had escaped, they screamed loudly, coldly and simply flicked their two shoes into the mouths of the two cross-eyed men, and fled to the downtown area of the street with Chili in his arms.

It's strange to say, Ruthless and Chili didn't do anything, why did they have to stare at them; As soon as they heard that Leng Ruthless and Chili had fled, the police sent a large force to chase them.

In desperation, Chili had to hide in Guosheng's Feng shaving shop with coldness, and as soon as he hid in, someone wanted to cut his hair; The person who came was none other than the deputy head of the Japanese army, General Guato who invited the "princes" to get together in the name of marrying a daughter.

General Guato was accompanied by Koizumi and Miyamoto, and as soon as Koizumi entered the house, he recognized Kunimori in disguise and was about to report to Guato; Gua Teng took the initiative to introduce it to Koizumi: "This is the Feng Shaved Head I often mention, the famous Ten Miles and Eight Villages nearby. ”

Xiaoquan saw that Gua Teng was so close to Guosheng, so he didn't explain to Gua Teng that Guosheng was a **** militia, anyway, now he is in Tianhe County, the gun is in my hand, and my life is in my control; After cutting off the head of the melon vine, it was not too late to clean up, so he ordered his subordinates to surround Feng's head firmly.

Coldly dressed as a woman with hot water and came out to wash the melon vine's hair, almost didn't laugh at Guosheng, Wanman and Chili, fortunately in order to become a big thing, they all endured, but Chili was a little unbearable in a corner, so he dressed up as a man and whistled and walked out as a massage guy.

Laughing all the way, putting the towel on his shoulder, and then covering his mouth and having fun, he was like a madman, and slapped Xiaoquan with a sissy: "Ouch~ General, why are you free?" ”

Koizumi looked at the big sparkling eyes of the chili pepper, which was very familiar, but he couldn't remember it, and he always felt uneasy here, so he withdrew a few more soldiers and came back, and stood in the room with a gun to warn.

Seeing this, the melon vine was very angry: "What kind of place is this?" Why do you still use knives and guns? ”

Koizumi wanted to break it, but he didn't understand it, so he had to fool: "General, for your safety, let's be careful!" ”

With a wave of his hand, Gua Teng motioned for them all to stand back, and Leng Ruthless and Chili respectively cast arrogant glances at Koizumi; Koizumi and Miyamoto stood in a corner and talked about coldness and chili: "Those two look familiar, but they can't remember. ”

Miyamoto was even more confused, and even a little doubtful that Koizumi was overly nervous and suspicious, he rummaged through all the memories in his mind, but still couldn't mention the overlapping images.

Leng Ruthless asked for the news while washing Gua Teng's head: "General Gua Teng, I heard that you are going to marry your daughter today!" I don't know what Ling Yan's name is? ”

Gua Teng was coldly choked with a mouthful of water and wanted to spit out, but was pinched by the chili pepper in his neck, the muscle expansion and sleepiness suddenly increased, a yawn opened his throat widely, and swallowed the shampoo, but Gua Teng felt very enjoyable, and struggled in non-fluent Chinese: "It's called peppercorn!" ”

Coldly patted the horse's ass and picked: "What a foreign Japanese name!" Chili also laughed and scolded angrily: "It's clearly a Chinese name!" ”

As soon as the melon vine's nature was revealed, he calmly announced: "That's right, she is a Chinese name, and her Japanese name is Zecai." ”

Coldly asked: "Then why does she have such an earthy Chinese name?" ”

Chili swept the coldness with a towel and interjected: "A dead ghost, where is the soil, it sounds good and foreign!" ”

Gua Teng smiled at the laughter and scolding of the two, very intoxicated, as if he couldn't understand and didn't understand and shook his head drunkenly: "Because her mother is a Chinese!" ”

Chili followed up and asked urgently: "Then who is her mother?" ”

asked back and forth, but he was alert to waking up the melon vine, so he tightened the conversation and closed his mind; After the head was washed, Guosheng and Wanman stepped forward with a knife, Guosheng cut the head of the melon vine, and Wanman trimmed the face of the melon vine.

The swordsmanship of the two of them is so skillful that they are dazzling, as if they are rolling on their heads like thunder and earth, as if this head is no longer their own head, there are only fantasies in their minds, and it seems that the sword mountains and the sea of fire are all ...... from the heavenly river.

With the fluttering of the floating clouds, the fox that **** had been tracking disappeared, and he seemed to hide with the cover of the flowing clouds; It turned out that the fox was already ready to get rid of the ****, she was familiar with the weather changes in Tianhe Town, and when the morning sun floated, there must be a cloud passing by, so she took advantage of this to cover up and slip away.

She is just like the **** and the militia team are worried, she is going to the official Qing, and her purpose is to win the Huayan sisters; This time, the Japanese army planned carefully, and used a plan to induce ****, ****, and militia teams to be fooled.

In fact, Gua Teng, who was talking coldly in the house, he also knew very well who they were, but in order to drag them down and create opportunities for the fox, he did not hesitate to take his life on the knife.

The Japanese army even released a bombshell, and Hatoyama, the head of the division, dressed up as a river demon fisherman, and released a legend~ said that there were flowers and stones in the Eagle Beak River.

As soon as this news came out, he deceived Guan Qing into going to check the truth in person; At this time, Liuyun happened to pass by the Eagle's Beak River, which seemed to blind Guan Qing's reason.

He listened lightly to Hatoyama's nonsense, not to mention, when the bottom of the river was covered by flowing clouds, it really emitted colorful light, which made Guan Qing convinced that after the river demon fisherman withdrew, Guan Qing plunged into the water and touched the shining thing.

Guan Qing was convinced that this was a burned and degenerated Huayan stone, and saw that it was a diamond ring and a pendant when he opened his hand and looked at it.

Seeing that the deception was successful, Hatoyama passed the information to the fox, and the fox found the Huayan sisters to find the reason for going to Guanqing, plus her identity as Aunt Chili, easily deceived the fox's trust.

The pig was busy and didn't think of the fox as a spy at all, so when the fox said that he wanted to take the Huayan sisters out to play, he agreed to the fox without thinking about it.

When Guan Qing happily rushed back to Lengyue Village, he saw that the Huayan sisters were gone; So he went crazy and searched all over the village, and even searched several nearby villages, but there was still no whereabouts of the Huayan sisters.

In desperation, Guan Qing had no choice but to ask for help from Xiang Ying, who was positioned according to the shadow and taste of the Huayan sisters, so he took Guan Qing all the way east, and stopped nearly thirty kilometers away from Lengyue Village.

Guan Qing sighed: "Oh my God, isn't this Tianhe County?" How could they have come here, it had only been a few moments? ”

Guan Qingzheng thought wildly, but the eagle took him to another place, that is, the bacteriological bomb research and development base in the north of the Japanese army; Guan Qing suddenly realized: "Oh no, they must have been robbed by the Japanese army." ”

After the Huayan sisters were deceived by the fox, the fox fed them a candy, and they fainted; When the fox saw that it was done, he quickly sent them to the experimental base, and immediately operated to obtain bacterial seeds.

After being informed of his success, Gua Teng gave up his ruthless tactics of delay, shaved his head in half, stopped, and left arrogantly with Koizumi and his party.

Leng Cruel sensed that something was wrong, so he took off his women's clothes and sat down on the sidelines, looking listless; Guosheng walked over: "Cold, I'm sorry!" Before I could do it, he ended the process. ”

Cold: "Brother Guosheng, you did a good job, it was right that you didn't act impulsively just now, otherwise things would have been more complicated; Now I don't understand, what kind of drama is the Japanese army singing to us? ”

was puzzled, and Chili also took off his men's clothes: "I think why don't you ask for help from the master of your dreams?" ”

As soon as Leng Cold's eyes closed, he fell asleep, and the master in the dream came as promised: "Leng Ruthless, you are an extremely smart person, you won't even think of this, this time I deliberately want to sell a pass, if you can't judge it correctly, then I have to plan to change the object of cooperation in the future." ”

Woke up coldly, with a look of helplessness and disdain: "Cut, who cares?" I don't know if I don't have the ability, I don't know, and I still pretend to sell something, I'll go! He threw the clothes in his hand to the ground.

The cool spicy man in the body spit out the suction cup and sucked up the clothes, signaling to go out in cold clothes; As soon as Leng Lu stepped out of the door, he saw the eagle overhead, Guan Qing was let go by the eagle, and Guan Qing landed safely in the wind and waves.

As soon as Guan Qing saw them coldly, he said in a panic: "Hua Yan...... The Huayan sisters are gone! ”

Leng Lu's first thought was that he was captured by the Japanese army, so he asked Guan Qing: "Master, don't worry, this person must have been captured by the Japanese army, have you ever been to the base camp of the Japanese army, the bacteriological bomb research and development base?" ”

Guan Qing: "Go!" It's full of armed police, well guarded. ”

Coldly pacing back and forth, thinking about it, he boldly came to a guess: "It seems that the Japanese army is still hoarded in the base camp, and a few officers here are just fake tricks, so let's have one with them, sell the old with the old, and pretend to be stupid." ”

Guan Qing nodded: "This method is good, this trick is called a plan, and then make a profit from it, and turn him upside down." ”

Cold: "At this time, the Japanese army will definitely mobilize elite soldiers to come to the rescue, so that the base camp will be empty, and then send troops to rescue the Huayan sisters at this time." ”

Guan Qing sighed: "Alas, in this way, I am just afraid that the Japanese army has obtained the bacterial seeds of the Huayan sisters; When they create a bacteriological bomb, we won't be able to deal with it. ”

Leng Ruthless: "Shigong, don't worry, the Japanese army didn't develop the bacteriological bomb so quickly, we will definitely rescue the Huayan sisters before they succeed in developing it." ”

So Leng Ruthless organized a small meeting of the ****, ****, and militia teams, and the meeting decided to draw half of the troops to the base camp of the Japanese army, and Leng Ruthless and Chili and other elite generals still decided to stay in Tianhe Town to play with them.

So they dressed up differently, and Leng Cruel and Chili went to a shop that sold belts and shoes, and deliberately selected two unique items; They are a pair of leather shoes with a crocodile's mouth with a pointed cow's scalp, and the other is a belt with a golden bullet.

After putting on the cold costume, he quietly touched the official residence of Gua Teng, hung the bullet belt on the machine gun, but the real bullet was taken out coldly and wrapped around his waist.

At nine o'clock in the morning, according to the regulations, the marriage procession will drive from the east-west avenue, and I heard that the man is a corporate consortium, very rich, and from a distance, the linen convoy seems to be like an armored brigade, and it is driving towards the north-south avenue.

Leng Lu and a group of brothers stood at the intersection of the North-South Avenue and the East-West Avenue, lined up in a row from the cold left green dragon to the chili right white tiger; I saw that Leng was the most spirited, lying on his side on a trolley, controlling his balance; Straight to the point, domineering provoking the patience of the Japanese army.

Coldly judged the direction of the wind with a dog's tail grass in his mouth, and the bullets on his body seemed to be declaring war on the other side; The convoy slowly stopped in front of the cold face, and stood up at the corner of the purple squirrel lane in the middle, drawing a circle with his trademark compass foot, signaling the other party not to come any closer.

Hearing that the other party was rich and powerful, and had the support of the Japanese army, of course, they were not afraid of making a big deal of it, so they rushed towards the brothers of the militia with guns in their hands; Since the brothers of the militia dared to block the way, they also had preparations and plans in advance, so they pulled up a bulletproof fiber cloth to block the front, and shot arrows and threw cakes and balls (cakes made of animal feces) to fight back, and in an instant the bridegroom's car was filled with the dirt thrown by the militia.

In the face of the militia's indecent tricks, the groom's (Fukuda) side had no choice but to stop the car and stand still and confront the ruthless group of brothers.

Time passed minute by minute, there was still an hour left before the divorce ceremony was held, the melon vine held the palm of the pepper like numbness, looked at the watch on the left and the clock on the right, and the anxiety on the face was like a melon vine climbing all over the city wall mottled time.

Half an hour before the divorce ceremony was held, the fox happened to come back and rushed to the Tianhe Hotel to report to Guateng: "The matter has been done, it's time to release my daughter!" ”

Gua Teng smiled evilly and was drunk: "Beauty, don't worry!" The show is still to come, and the fish I caught hasn't caught yet. ”

The fox was very angry but helpless: "I have done everything you gave me, why do you have to embarrass my daughter again and again?" Something is coming to me! ”

Gua Teng grabbed the fox's mouth and slapped it: "A stinky ****, I thought you were a flower?" Tell you, now you are just a chess piece, let you slant **** don't think about going over the mountain. (To be continued.) )