Chapter 184 The beautiful woman makes the piano and jade box
Facing Han Yu, who is so persistent and high-level pranks, Zhao Mingcheng can't help but have a toothache, which director invited this extra, why doesn't he have the temperament of a saint at all?
Is there such a persuasion?
Wait a minute!
This guy just said that this moldy pastry was given by his nephew? It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that hundreds of years ago, the Taoist sage Han Xiangzi was his own nephew, so it couldn't really be sent by Han Xiangzi, right?
Legend has it that Han Xiangzi strayed into the Taoist secret realm when he was very young, and when he came out again, he was already a half-saint, while Han Yu specialized in Confucian scriptures, and when he cultivated to the Great Confucian realm, he never improved by half a point. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Until one year he offended the boss of the dynasty and was sent to the border, he was almost killed by a competitor, and his nephew was born, not only to save him, but also to sanctify him.
And the poem "Left Migration to the Blue Pass to Show Nephew Sun Xiang", which has been passed down through the ages, is the most direct description at that time:
"A morning plays nine heavens, and the sunset falls to eight thousand sunshine roads. If you want to eliminate the evils of the Holy Dynasty, you are willing to decay and cherish the old age! Where is Yunheng Qinling's home? The snow hugs the blue pass and does not move forward, knowing that you should be interested in coming from afar, so as to collect my bones and miasma riverside. ”
If it's really something sent by such a character, isn't it a treasure that he is embarrassed to get his hands on?
Zhao Mingcheng tried to think on the good side, but when he saw the moldy pastry in front of him, this appearance was too good, right?
I tried not to vomit out nausea, and said with a bitter face: "I said Lao Han, life is precious to let go!" Although this pastry may be the love pastry you care about the most, it is good to keep your heart in your heart, and you must not be in the picture! Otherwise, it's a deliberate attempt to disgust yourself and......"
"Hahaha, congratulations on becoming the ninth person in Lao Han to invite this pastry, but. Personally, I suggest that you can fight it, that thing Lao Zeng doesn't dare to eat, if you can eat it, it proves that you are at least a little better than him, hehe......" Liu Zongyuan coaxed unscrupulously, Lao Han promoted eight people with this thing. It didn't sell out, and he often looked at it with nausea.
Sure enough, this thing is more powerful than any holy weapon, Zeng Gong also looked at it and coughed: "Ahem, Lao Han sacrificed this thing at every turn, I have been nauseous and unable to eat after watching it, if you really help us eliminate it, I can really let you take this baby away!" ”
For foodies, I saw Lao Han take out moldy and hairy things at every turn. It's really unappetizing, Zeng Gong took it hard, and suddenly made a decision, at this time, seeing Zhao Mingcheng being the bitter gourd shape of the army, he couldn't help but play with excitement again.
"Why is it so hard to do a good deed these days?" Zhao Mingcheng said that he was really hurt, and these people still claimed to be saints. I don't know how to support positive energy, saint fart!
At this time. Regardless of the sad baby, whether he could hear it or not, he cried helplessly:
"Baby, brother, in order to save you, you may vomit your life nauseously at any time, and you will be ...... in the future Phew. I said Old Man Han, do you remember to talk about it...... I ate it...... I'm ready to start eating...... Uh, I really ate ......."
Just when everyone had already heard it and couldn't bear to look at this scene, Zhao Mingcheng, who was about to eat pastries with a bitter face, suddenly looked up at the secret door when he came. Said: "Hey, there's a monster over there......"
Hearing that someone touched this place again, the three people in the Holy Smoke Pavilion who were actually preparing to watch a good show instinctively turned their heads to look at the secret door, and when they saw nothing, they immediately released a holy thought, and searched around strongly, but the secret door, including the secret passage downward, was finally empty, and there was no ghost at all.
Liu Zongyuan turned his head and said dissatisfiedly: "Boy, what the hell are you?" There's not a there! ”
"Oh, really? Maybe I was overstimulated by you just now, and maybe I was hallucinating, but by the way, I can take that girl with me when I'm done with that pastry? ”
Zhao Mingcheng wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and by the way, he also picked his lower teeth with the nail of his little thumb, and spit out a long black hair.
Hmph, if you want to see how disgusting I eat, there is no door!
Han Yu and Zeng Gong immediately understood that their three saints were actually tricked by a little show! The two couldn't help but look at each other, this guy is bold enough, isn't he afraid that we will come forward and beat him?
Zeng Gong has the strongest idea, he doesn't like to see people pretending to be forced the most, as a person who has been in the military camp, he pays attention to blood and love the people like sons, and talks about the Fa in popular terms, which is called hot-blooded love to beat the people as sons!
"Calm and calm, a gentleman's word, the horse is difficult to chase! …… The saint broke his word, I cursed him to never condense into the Holy Emperor Ding......" Seeing Zeng Gong getting closer and closer with bad intentions, Zhao Mingcheng directly offered the last sentence.
"Actually playing curses, count you ruthless...... Hey, no, you are a little showman, how do you know about the Holy Emperor Ding? ”
Zeng Gong was frightened by Zhao Mingcheng's curse at first, cursing this thing is the most terrifying, whether to believe it or not, it is difficult to say. Of course, the curse here refers to vicious language, if Zhao Mingcheng uses a witchcraft curse, the nature is completely different, and it is strange if it does not cause these people to die!
And the matter of the Holy Emperor Ding, it is even more secretive, you must know that there are few masters in the Great Confucian Realm at the moment, and sanctification has always been the goal pursued by mortals.
Don't you know, sanctification is at most just entered the Tao, condensed into the Holy Emperor Ding, can be regarded as a formal entry, the way of Wending, such as crossing the bridge, this life and the next life, the flowers on the other side, a wisp of fragrance, but has been three lives, looking at each other across the bank, tears in the eyes.
These things are the most experienced for those who are sanctified by autopsy. However, where did you learn about this little guy in front of you?
Zhao Mingcheng saw that these three people were all looking at him, and knew that he had just said that he had leaked his mouth, of course, patching was his strong point, his eyes rolled, and he immediately smiled mysteriously and bitterly: "If you can't condense the Holy Emperor Ding, you can't break through the void, then everything will always be ants!" This is what my brother said to me, his beloved has broken away, and he himself is trying to follow in her footsteps. ”
"Hey, is there such a hidden master in the human race? Boy, you're not going to fool me, are you? Han Yu originally wanted to ask what the taste of that pastry was, but when he heard Zhao Mingcheng say this, he immediately stood up and asked seriously.
You must know that no one in the human race has practiced the Holy Emperor Ding for hundreds of years, and now some people actually say that some people have condensed into the Holy Emperor Ding and gone away, and some people are attacking the Holy Emperor Ding! Don't blow it so much, okay? You must know that they have only reached the Emperor Ding realm at present, okay? As for the Holy Emperor Mirror, I didn't touch the slightest feeling, and I just heard about it.
Is this kid crazy, or is the world crazy? Han Yu felt that he was going to be stimulated to go crazy first!
"Big brother is right, boy, do you have proof? If we are tricked into playing, I tell you, the consequences are absolutely serious, and that girl is a role model! ”
As soon as Zeng Gong heard about the Holy Emperor Ding, he was also out of the table, if there really is a human race predecessor in this realm, as long as he can give him a little insight, then he and others can definitely make great strides! But is there such a person?
Seeing the three of them showing different expressions at the same time, Zhao Mingcheng couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, these three people are absolutely difficult, Wu Daozi's goods, he will play mysterious disappearance when he comes back, the world of saints, how can he understand this little show?
Seeing that the expressions of the three of them were gradually unkind, and these people were all military ruffians before they became sanctified~, Zhao Mingcheng absolutely did not doubt that they were so kind that they had no violent tendencies.
However, playing with chicken feathers as arrows is also Zhao Mingcheng's strength, and he tried his best to say without changing his face:
"Well, for everyone's sake, for the sake of the rise of the Terrans, I can let you see my brother's token, but you swear to forget it after reading it, and don't mention it to anyone! As for seeing my brother, I advise you not to have this idea, he has been seriously out of love recently, whoever bothers him will beat him, only when he finds my future sister-in-law, then maybe the mood will be better! ”
As soon as they heard that they could see the token of the legendary Holy Emperor Realm predecessors as long as they swore an oath, the three of them immediately raised their hands and swore to the sky, as if swearing that this thing was difficult for them to say, as simple as a common thing:
"That's no problem! Sage Kong is above, and our eight brothers will definitely not spread today's deeds to the outside world, otherwise, the long history of the human race will wipe out everything we have! No more reincarnation for eternity! ”
Forced to such a point by these three people, Zhao Mingcheng had no choice but to take out the jade box diagram of 'Beauty Playing the Qin' drawn by Wu Daozi from his arms.
"Shhh
Han Yu and the three of them gasped at the same time, there is a way for insiders to watch the doorway, in the painting, the image of the goddess who is secretly in love in the heart - Xuanyuan Red Moon Holy Emperor Realm is vividly expressed......
"Who is this saint in my Dao, it turned out to be Wu Daozi's predecessor, and his holy soul is still there, what a blessing for the human race! Haha, little brother, you really brought us good news, old man Han, I gave you a gift! ”
Although Han Yu couldn't recognize who the beautiful woman in the painting who exuded the aura of the Holy Emperor Realm was, he still instantly recognized Wu Daozi's handwriting, this son was actually carrying such a holy relic, I am afraid that he was really Wu Daozi's secret friend.
Liu Zongyuan is also a person who knows the goods, although the breath of the female Holy Emperor Realm in the painting was not expressed by Wu Daozi, but as long as there is a trace of it, it will benefit him a lot after figuring it out, not to mention that Wu Daozi expressed it for three or four points, that thing is a peerless treasure, immediately give Zeng Gong a look, and he must find a way to fool around.
Han Yu's reaction was much faster than Zeng Gong's, and he ran over, picked up the girl who was still unconscious on the ground, and sent it to Zhao Mingcheng and said, "Haha, since this little brother is a friend of Senior Wu, then I will have a thick face on Old Man Han, and I will also call you a little brother?" ”
Seeing Zhao Mingcheng nodding, Han Yu was in a good mood, and pointed to the girl in his hand and said:
"Little brother, don't you know, this baby is not a human, but a demon, and has a little understanding of human nature. Just now, my eighth brother forcibly punched into the holy power and sealed in a humanoid state, otherwise, this baby would have escaped a long time ago. Don't look at it looking like it's going to die at any moment, I bet this thing woke up early, and it just wanted to take advantage of our inattention and find time to slip away! (To be continued.) )