In the wilderness outside Xijing Temple in Chang'an, two people stood under a tree with crooked necks, as if looking for something. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info these two people are fat and thin, the fat one is called Sun Desheng, and the thin one is called Liu Wenzhou, both of whom are the henchmen of Li Bi, the assassin of Liangzhou, and were ordered to return to Qiuchi to pass the secret order, so that Li Bi's son Li Yao led the army into Bashu, this is not Wei Shouding is dead, Bashu is now unguarded, and several warlords in Guanzhong are eyeing up this piece of fat.

Li Bi's Liangzhou is the closest to Bashu, and he entered Chengdu faster than the Yuwenhu garrison in Hanzhong, and he wanted to take advantage of the fact that everyone was still fighting for power and profit in the Guannei, and he would go south to annex and occupy Bashu alone, and also be the emperor of the earth who was far away from the emperor of Tiangao. However, Yang Zhong, the assassin of Qizhou, and Mo Chen Chong, the assassin of Qinzhou, had long been eyeing this piece of fat, how could Li Bi get the first hand, so he told Yuwen Hu, and Yuwen Hu was also afraid that Li Bi would take the lead, so he took the edict of the emperor and the prime minister to leave Li Biqiang in Chang'an.

In desperation, Li Bi could only hand over the secret letter and the seal letter of the transfer of troops to his two henchmen, Sun Desheng and Liu Wen, and bring them back to Li Yao, asking him to lead the army south into Bashu as soon as possible to take over Chengdu and other places. But this Sun Desheng has a bad habit of being addicted to alcohol, Li Bi also knew that he had this problem, so he asked Liu Wenzhou to go with him, but he didn't expect that just out of Chang'an City, this Sun Desheng's old problem was committed, and he found a restaurant near Xijing Temple thirty miles outside the city.

Liu Wenzhou didn't want to delay on the road with him, but this Sun Desheng was full of peace of mind, there was plenty of time, in short, there was nothing to worry about when sending a letter, and it was not to go out to fight, it was very safe, and it could be regarded as Liu Wenzhou's brain was in the water this day, and he listened to Sun Desheng's nonsense, and actually followed him into the restaurant to raise a glass and drink.

This military general pays attention to a good time when drinking, especially Sun Desheng and Liu Wenzhou, both of whom are from Jizhou, and they originally like to drink, and every time they drink it with a big cup, they don't enjoy it, so they directly take the wine jar and drink it. To drink like water to enjoy it, and to burn the knife with cooked beef, big bones, two large pots of hot served, in early summer, the weather is still cool, you think about drinking hot wine, eating fragrant cooked beef, how refreshing. Before they knew it, the two of them ate four large pots of beef and beef bones and drank eight jars of spirits.

Sun Desheng was too addicted to this, so he got up and staggered to the counter to settle the bill. Then Liu Wenzhou also drunk and led the horse, because the two drank too much, they didn't dare to gallop away, just one after the other slowly let the horse walk slowly by themselves, and walked to the vicinity of Xijing Temple, suddenly Sun Desheng was in a hurry, got off the horse and lifted his pants and released water. Liu Wenzhou still laughed at him on horseback, saying that he couldn't drink enough.

Sun Desheng was about to turn around and salute him a few words, when he suddenly touched his arms violently, and said with a shocked face: "It's bad, the secret edict on my body is gone." Liu Wenzhou thought he was playing with himself, and he would laugh and say, "Do you think I really drank too much?" Are you trying to deceive me about this little thing? You've drunk the wine and eaten the meat, so why don't you hurry up and get on the horse, so let's hurry. Are you really not afraid of the manager's punishment? ”

Liu Wenzhou looked at Sun Desheng, his face was solemn, sweating profusely, and he was rummaging up and down through all the pockets on his body. Now he was also a little anxious, and hurriedly got off the horse and said, "You can't really drop things, do you?" Sun Desheng ignored him, just searched around in the grass near him, and ran to the place where the horses were grazing to take a closer look. Liu Wenzhou had to complain to him: "You said that you are a stunned son of Sun Er (Sun Desheng's nickname in the army), and you will make a mistake if you drink some horse urine, now it's okay, what should we do?" ”

Sun Desheng turned around and yelled at him: "You are still talking nonsense, why don't you hurry up and help find it, if this thing loses our heads, we won't be able to save it." Liu Wenzhou hated him so much at this time that he couldn't help find it together. So the two of them pouted and tossed in the wilderness of this Xijing Temple in broad daylight. Suddenly, Liu Wenzhou got up and said, "No, if something falls, we should go back to the restaurant to find it, how can we find a fart in this wilderness!" ”

Sun Desheng was also stunned when he heard this, and then reacted and said: "You're right, we can't find this thing when we dig three feet into the ground here." Liu Wenzhou scolded his mother in his heart, no wonder Dashuai said that this kid was not safe, and he wanted to come with him, but this time he still failed to keep his first reputation, and not only could he not keep his first reputation, but even his life was enough to choke.

Liu Wenzhou rode a horse and ran ahead, he was anxious, Sun Desheng also followed, the two returned to the restaurant where they drank before, only to see that the shopkeeper was busy cleaning up the table, Sun Desheng stepped forward and grabbed the collar of the little er, and asked viciously: "Little Er, Lao Tzu was drinking here just now, and the things were lost, and said, did you steal it?" Xiao Er was inexplicably asked by him, and then looked at his fierce face and the smell of alcohol, Xiao Er thought that this guy must have drunk too much and went crazy.

Xiao Er said with a bitter face: "Big brother, you have something to say, not to mention that our store never touches the things of customers, that is, you have real money hidden on you, with your figure, I don't dare to do anything with you." The guests who were eating and drinking around began to turn their heads to look at the three of them, what Xiao Er said was indeed true, Sun Desheng and Liu Wenzhou were both born in the army, and the five big and three thick ones were also wearing swords, and they were not easy to mess with at first glance, and the shopkeeper was thin and dry, and he couldn't help but be able to stop him at once.

Liu Wenzhou saw that the people around him who were eating began to whisper in private, he was afraid that it would not end well if he made a big mess, so he hurriedly stepped forward to pull the two away, turned his head to the shopkeeper and said, "Did you pick up or see a small bag when you cleaned up the table just now?" The shopkeeper straightened his clothes and said very aggrievedly: "This uncle, don't say that I haven't seen or seen it, even if I see or pick it up, it's useless for us to keep it, it must be sent back to the uncle." ”

Sun Desheng still didn't believe the words of the shopkeeper, so he stepped forward and said loudly: "Lao Tzu sees that you don't get beaten and don't tell the truth." As he spoke, he picked up a fist the size of an iron bowl and raised his hand to punch Xiao Er, which was unbearable for the shopkeeper to look at, and said: "Where did the drunkard come from, dare to make trouble in this store, and beat people, don't you know whose business this is?" ”

Sun Desheng was angry, and when he heard this, he turned around and strode towards the counter, and snorted coldly: "Damn, I really don't know who this business is, but you can talk about it, let me be fucking scared." The shopkeeper said without showing weakness: "You are so unreasonable, you lost something when you were drunk, but you falsely accused me of the innocence of the store, and you will beat me out with a stick." ”

At the opening of the store, the men and cooks inside and outside the house rushed out with sticks, and the diners were so frightened that they quickly hid on the street outside the store to see the excitement. Liu Wenzhou saw that something was going to happen when he saw this posture, and hurriedly stopped Sun Desheng and asked with a smile: "Why should the store be angry, it is our fault, but this thing is really important to our brothers, and we can't lose it, I hope the store will be convenient, if you find something, you will return it to our brother, I still have a silver ingot here as a thank you gift." ”

Liu Wenzhou was indeed very polite when he spoke, and the store was not good at fighting with him again, so he also lowered his face and said: "Not to mention that we didn't pick up the things of the two guests, that is, we really picked up the things that we will return to you, we have never done business with a conscience, you two go out to inquire, our business here is an old signboard that has been done for more than ten years, and nothing has happened." ”

Liu Wenzhou saw that the store said this, and it was estimated that he didn't pick up his own things, and he couldn't say anything, but he must be unwilling to leave like this. If Li Bi knew about it this time, it would be strange if the two of them were skinned and cramped. Sun Desheng was also a lot more sober at this time, but after all, he blamed himself for drinking and mistaking things when he lost his things, but he thought that he hadn't been to other places along the way, only stayed at this restaurant, and if he lost something, it would definitely be here.

Thinking of this, Sun Desheng also put on a big horn and said: "Lao Tzu doesn't care which one you go, this thing must have been lost in your store today, if you know each other, hand it over to us quickly, otherwise, hum!" The shopkeeper was also very angry when he heard him talk like this, and said that he had encountered an unreasonable person today, and immediately lowered his face and asked, "Otherwise, what do you want?" ”

Sun Desheng raised the weapon in his hand and said, "Otherwise, Lao Tzu will kill in your store today!" The shopkeeper's face was already very ugly at this time, but he still said very calmly: "You guys are really drunk and messing around, saying that you didn't pick up your things, and now you are going to be a scoundrel to us?" Tell you that this restaurant has General Yuwen's cadre stock, I think you are also from a military background, aren't you afraid of blame from above? ”

Where can Sun Desheng manage those at this time, if he loses something, he can't even save his life, where can he take care of the restaurant in which Lord Yuwen participates, and he is a murderous martial artist on the battlefield, and he is never afraid of seeing red. But Liu Wenzhou's mind is more meticulous than him, and he knows that if he really wants to hurt someone in this restaurant, then it is estimated that even if Li Bi can spare the two of them, it is estimated that it will be difficult for Yuwen Hu to let them go.

Liu Wenzhou hurriedly persuaded: "Don't be angry, shopkeeper, my brother drank too much and spoke a little rushed." He turned around and whispered to Sun Desheng: "You put away the knife first, don't make a mess, let's think about it in the long run, if you make trouble here, then our brothers will really be finished." Sun Desheng suddenly listened to Liu Wenzhou's words very much, and really put the sword back, probably because he didn't listen to him at the beginning and drank and made a mistake. That's why I feel ashamed of him now, so I listen to him so much.

Liu Wenzhou turned to the shopkeeper and said, "Then let me ask again, if the guys really didn't see or pick up our things, a small golden bag, the things in it are not valuable but very important to us two brothers." The shopkeeper didn't speak, and the guys shook their heads coldly with sticks in their hands, and Sun Desheng was now feeling cold in his heart. Liu Wenzhou then took out the broken silver in his arms and put it on the table, and said to the shopkeeper and the guys: "There was a lot of offense just now, this bit of silver is considered to be the reparation for my invitation to drink, if any of your brothers sees my things, please send them back to us, there will be heavy thanks." Our brother was on an errand at Li Dashuai's house on Zhengde Street in the city. ”

Saying that, Liu Wenzhou clenched his fists, turned around and pulled Sun Desheng and left the restaurant. When he came to the street, Sun Desheng looked dead and asked Liu Wenzhou: "Brother, how is it good now, I am a burden to you, drinking and making mistakes." I'm ...... I really ......" Liu Wenzhou looked at him with a look of annoyance, and raised his hand to pump his mouth, but when his hand was raised, he couldn't give up his heart to pull it down. Liu Wenzhou could only helplessly persuade: "Now we only have two soldiers, one person is here to guard, to see if there is anything suspicious about the guys in this restaurant, and the other person goes back to the Shuaifu to explain the truth, so that the adults can be prepared." ”

These two things are not what Sun Desheng wants to do, but now he can't help it, after thinking about it and thinking about it, Sun Desheng decided to stare at the restaurant here, he knew that when he went back to Shuaifu, he would definitely be beaten violently. So choose to stay away from the land of violence. Liu Wenzhou sighed and said, "Okay, brother, you are staring here, I'll go back and report to the marshal." Don't go away and wait for me to come back. (To be continued.) )