"Virtuous nephew, what do you think of my family?"

I saw Liu Yunlong just ask Li Tianyu so casually. Our chick Liu Ruoran's jade neck was painted with a layer of pink. He looked at his father with a grudge.

At this time, everyone present couldn't help but be slightly surprised by Liu Yunlong's words, except for Liu Yunlong, who was still looking at Li Tianyu with a smile. Li Tianyu seemed to see that there seemed to be a little more playfulness and alternative meaning in his smile.

"Miss Ruoran? It's okay......"

"Oh? What do you mean it's okay? Please also ask the virtuous nephew to explain in detail. ”

It's noisy, it's only been a few days since Lao Tzu crossed here. If you don't count her today, there is only one side, and at that time, this chick was still dressed as a man. Now you suddenly ask Lao Tzu like this, and Lao Tzu doesn't know her blood type, constellation, measurements, personality, interests, hobbies, and whether she has a medical history...... How do you answer Lao Tzu? Could it be that Lao Tzu told you that she looks much better than her current daughter in the face of a boy? Banana, you're a Barra, and you're also a person from the ** department, why do you ask questions that are inversely proportional to your identity?

"Well, what about Miss Ruoran. Just from the outside, it makes people feel that they are well-read and courteous, and their gestures reveal the demeanor of a famous family. These are all Uncle Liu's goddaughters. As for the rest, it's not a secret, Tianyu really doesn't know very well. Because Tianyu was fortunate enough to meet Ruoran once before. However, from Tianyu's understanding of Uncle Liu, Miss Ruoran will definitely be the pearl of Uncle Liu's family. ”

"Hahahaha, virtuous nephew, my family Ran'er has not only read the scriptures since she was a child, although she is not proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but calligraphy and piano art are a must of our Liu family, and none of the relatives in the family can be left behind my family. Of course, like the virtuous nephew, the calligraphy attainment must be far beyond my family. But it is true that as the virtuous nephew said, the old man has such a daughter in his life, so he regards my family as the pearl of the Liu family on weekdays. ”

Banana, you Barra, what are you telling me all this? Brother also found out that the expression of his father and mother was a little shocked and slightly incredulous, and Mother Liu also looked like this. Don't you want to pass on your family to me? Wow Ka Ka, how can you do that? With such good weather today, how can you just sell your daughter here like this? Do you deserve such good weather? Are you sorry brother deliberately got up so early today? Don't look at the fact that both parents are here now, which will undoubtedly make my brother embarrassed to refuse out of respect for your daughter. Even if you say that you can't ask your daughter to come to Li Mansion Laozi's house alone one day, and the two of them will study alone?

"Dad, you don't know, in fact, Tianyu Gongzi's piano skills have long surpassed Ran'er. The child had the privilege of ...... that day"

"Uh-huh! If that's the case, let's not talk about Liu Gongzi and Qin Gongzi today, do you think? ”

To coerce, Chiguoguo's coercion, that's right, Lao Tzu is still going to be coerced. Otherwise, Lao Tzu will have no privacy in front of everyone in the future. In case one day my parents find out that something is wrong, how can Lao Tzu explain it, will Lao Tzu be mixed in the Li Mansion in the future, or will he be mixed in the Tang Dynasty? Besides, Lao Tzu is not Sister Feng's great-brother, so there is no need to be such a human flesh, right? Besides, Lao Tzu has always advocated low-key life and high-profile work!

"Then what do you say!"

"The child was fortunate to hear that Tianyu not only pointed out the three deficiencies of Feng Mengyao's piano skills in Yuexianglou that day, but also played his own tune himself, which caused a sensation for a while. Until now, there have been stories of Tianyu in Yangzhou? Why don't you know? ”

"Oh? Is it? Virtuous nephew, virtuous nephew, you are more and more impressed by the old man. I said Lao Li, I didn't expect that the son you taught was better than the daughter I taught? I haven't seen you show your son-in-law before, so that we can see it. ”

"Hehe, Lord Liu has won the prize. Where does the old man have time to take care of my family's treasure, these are all the credit of the lady. ”

Li Jiacheng obviously didn't expect that his son Li Tianyu could still play the piano. Although he also heard a little bit about Li Tianyu's deeds in Yuexianglou, most of them were also heard from Liu Yunlong. Li Jiacheng, who runs every day in the life of the two points and one line between the government and the Li Mansion, is like Li Tianyu, who is idle every day, and still goes to drink, visit the kiln, and fight and set the ring...... So he had no choice but to give this first-class credit to his wife. Of course, although Mother Li won this honor, but in fact, she was muttering in her heart, she used to know a little bit about piano skills, but since she had Bao'er, she has never moved the piano much, and she has never invited a teacher for Bao'er. It seems that now Bao'er can not only play the piano, but also seems to be quite powerful. Forget it, anyway, it's not a bad thing for Bao'er to play the piano, maybe Bao'er really learned from someone outside.

"Uncle, don't listen to Ran'er say that, in fact, Tianyu doesn't know much about piano art at all, let alone think about what Ran'er said, it's just that Tianyu has been taught by a teacher for a few days before, and Tianyu is just a half-ass. By the way, uncle, in fact, I have admired you for a long time, eh, by the way, uncle, when did you always transfer us to Jiangsu to serve as the governor of Liangjiang? ”

It's noisy, if it goes on like this, Lao Tzu will go straight to the end of the game and beg for it. No, we have to quickly divert everyone's topic and distract everyone. Yaxingda, you little girl, why can't you control your mouth so much? In vain, Lao Tzu was still praising you so hypocritically just now. Beware of the day you eat bananas and eat them to your nostrils. Wow Ka Ka, although Lao Tzu's feat in Yuexianglou that day will definitely reach the ears of his parents. But at least there is a transitional time to buffer, and when the time comes, my parents have adapted to my earth-shattering behavior, even if they learn about it, they will not be surprised, Lao Tzu also saves a lot of tongue, and Ah Liang also saves a lot of brain cells and code words. In these years, there are really those who have chests and no brains, and they can't have both chests and brains.

"Virtuous nephew, the old man served as the governor of Liangjiang half a year ago."

"Oh, so what is the capital like, what are the fun places, is it the housing price, uh, is it that the price of the houses there is also very expensive, Uncle Liu?"

"Hahahaha, the question asked by the virtuous nephew is really unexpected. The capital is what the capital looks like, a huge palace, where the emperor and the queen and the concubines and those princes and princesses live. Although the old man stayed in the capital before, he didn't go out to play much, and he accompanied the emperor to the Great Ci'en Temple once, that is, the Wuxian Temple of the previous dynasty, and went because Master Xuanzang returned to my Tang Dynasty and asked the emperor to translate the classics and scriptures in the temple, and also to build a big wild goose pagoda in the temple. As for the rumored 'Huashan', the old man was not fortunate enough to go there. First, it is said that this mountain is very dangerous, and secondly, this mountain is still in the east of the capital, which is far away. What else is Qinling and Huaqing Pond, the old man has not had the opportunity to travel in the capital for a long time. As for the private house, the old man is not very clear, the old man lives in the capital is a mansion given by the emperor, I think it should be very expensive. ”

Wow Ka Ka, sure enough, there was breaking news, but I didn't expect Tang Seng and his old man to have retrieved the scriptures. After Lao Tzu crossed over this year, he didn't expect to be able to promote the efficiency of his old man's work. Yaxingda, reminds me of the classic conversation between his old man and the Buddha about the USB flash drive. It's noisy, even the official position of Datang has made Lao Tzu a little entangled in these years, so it is estimated that these things will not be of any level if they appear more than ten years in advance. It's all the credit of Lao Tzu, Ami Tofu, Amitayus Buddha, Amen!

Beijing,That's definitely Chang'an.,Fortunately, Lao Tzu was also a loyal player of Journey to the West 2.,At that time, he was as enthusiastic as saving money in school every day to rush point cards.,Rush network fees.,Buy equipment.,Wash babies.,Over titles and mounts.。 Of course, in the end, I ran out of money and was really embarrassed to ask for money at home, so I made noodles in the dormitory with a pack of "Yuzhu" a day, and every time I remembered to add more water so that I could drink soup. It was carried like this for five days, and finally it was rumored to be a good story in our boys' dormitory, until my father came to deliver clothes and went out for a big meal at noon that day; Then under the premise that my brother repeatedly emphasized that his money was enough to spend the land, my father still gave 100 yuan. At that time, there were still three days of holiday, and the average daily consumption of the dormitory at that time was only 7 yuan. said that he had no money a month before he died, and it was enough for the housekeeper to ask for 500 yuan, and then I remembered that my father gave another 1,000 yuan two hours later, which was really touching. I don't know how sad my dad will be when he learns that I'm no longer alive. Hey, I was really a bastard in my previous life, at least I'm sorry for my parents at home.

"Virtuous nephew? Virtuous nephew? ”

"Oh, ah, what's wrong?"

"What were you pondering just now, how did the old man think you were a little sad?"

"yes, Bao'er, what's wrong? For the Father also saw it. ”

"Oh, no, it's nothing, Tianyu was just thinking that Master Xuanzang is really not easy, for my Datang did not hesitate to go all the way to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures, over the years, I must have suffered a lot."

Wow Ka Ka, didn't you just say that you were from the capital, how did you think about Lao Tzu and almost sold yourself again. Well, although the father in front of me is not related to the real self, but seeing his worried look just now, I can't bear to hurt a father's heart again. And his current body is already Li Bao'er, no matter what, he will never allow himself to make the parents in the world sad again.

"Hahahaha, I've long heard of the sentimentality of the son of the Li family. When I first saw it today, I always felt that the virtuous nephew was not one of them, thinking that those legends were rumors, but now it doesn't seem like a false statement. But the virtuous nephew, although it is not a bad thing to be emotionally rich, the old man advised the virtuous nephew that he would not need such a little daughter posture in the future. ”

"Yes, Bao'er, your Uncle Liu is right. You don't have to be like this in the future, for my mother, I can finally see you live happily every day. Don't call for a joy for Niangkong again. ”

It turns out that he was a sentimental person before. But since I've met him, I haven't really seen him like this. How many other things does he still know? He was the most peculiar man I ever knew. Even those princes and beizi are not necessarily as unpredictable as him. Liu Ruoran's curiosity and interest in Li Tianyu are getting stronger and stronger.

"Yes, Uncle Liu, father, mother, and children remember Uncle Liu's teachings. Thank you, Uncle Liu! ”

"Well, yes, the children can be taught. By the way, virtuous nephew, this year, your father will be in October, which means that there are still more than three months to go, and he will rush to the capital to participate in the daily court proceedings. At that time, Lao Li, you must take my virtuous nephew to the capital to meet the saint. ”

"That's natural, Lady Yanagi. That's exactly what I intended. ”

"At that time, the Holy Lord will definitely appreciate my virtuous nephew very much, and it is not an accident that he will give his virtuous nephew an official and a half-post in court."

"Hahahaha, then borrow Lord Liu's auspicious words again."

Finally, in the discussion of the group, it was soon time to consider lunch or lunch. Since it was almost noon when Liu Yunlong's family came over, that is, eleven o'clock in Beijing time, and now almost two hours have passed unconsciously in the conversation, everyone just drank some imperial tea and a little snack that Li's mother ordered to bring over during the period. So everyone is more or less impulsive to eat. So I saw a few housekeepers come over to prop up the table and set up a stool, and then a few handmaidens who were relatively handsome brought over a long table of dishes, and the dishes were really full of saliva, tears, sweat and semen even when Ah Liang saw it.

"Let's go, Lord Liu, let's go over for dinner."

"Oh, it's quite hearty, Lao Li!"

"Where, there's nothing good in the house, and it's really succumbed to Lord Liu."

"Haha, is it, Lao Li? Have I ever heard that your Li Mansion is no less than the cook of any restaurant in Jiangsu? ”

"Ahhh

Wow Ka Ka, I didn't expect this meal to be so sumptuous, and each dish looks so good, and it is so harmonious and spectacular when put together. If it weren't for Lao Tzu not having a single-lens reflex camera now, of course, there would be no digital camera, Lao Tzu would definitely take a few photos before everyone eats and then send them to the mouth, scarf and starting point, chase Lang Ah, lest someone say that Lao Tzu didn't say a picture. (Audience: I'm curious how you upload it to the Internet if you only have a camera?) "Come, Lord Yanagi sit! ”

"Sit! By the way, virtuous nephew, you come and sit next to the old man and sit with Ran'er. ”

P.S: Well, this little problem of the age is a bug for historians and archaeologists, and everything is easy to say for those who love "Entrepreneurial Tang History Dream" and Ah Liang. As I said before, when our leader Li Tianyu crossed over, he accidentally let out a fart, and because the fart itself was hooked, it formed a huge swirl that once caused the distortion of time and space, causing some advanced changes in history. That's the truth!