In the camp of Hao Renzhong's army in Hukou, the generals had long been angered by Chen Youliang's insults, beating their chests and stomping their feet, filled with righteous indignation, with long knives in their hands, please go to war. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Your Majesty!" Wu Liuqi, the governor of the Jiang Defense Army, raised his eyebrows: "Although our warships are less than the other party, the soldiers are fighting to the death and striking with all their might, and they may not have no chance of winning!" ”

Yu Tonghai, the governor of the navy, also said: "With Genghis Khan's heart-digging tactics, our navy stormed the two wings of the Chen thief, and when the middle road is empty, the light boat of the Jiang Defense Army can directly take the Chen thief's Chinese army, the thief will be chaotic, and the enemy can be broken in a battle!" ”

Yu Tonghe, the chief of the cavalry, also said: "Although the enemy ship is tall, as long as the boat is within a zhang of the enemy ship, my war horse can run to the bow of the enemy!" ”

The chief of the guard also said: "As long as the ship is within seventy steps of the road, my musketeers will be able to beat the enemy ship to pieces!" ”

Zhang Poyu, the commander of the Anqing Army, said: "If you engage in battle with the enemy, my pear flower gun will definitely be able to burn the enemy ship!" ”

Shi Nai'an went out with the army, and also said with a gray beard: "Although the minister is old, he is willing to fight with the generals, but he can't throw his hand and slap Chen Youliang's two guys, and the old minister also has to wipe his big snot!" ”

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The generals of the Great Song Army were excited, and they all expressed that they would give full play to the strengths of their soldiers and horses and compete with Chen Youliang.

Sun Tzu said: The Lord must not be angry and the teacher will not be discouraged and cause war.

Hao Ren knew that at this time, it was the generals who were annoyed by Chen Youliang's scolding, and he understood better that the more angry he was, the more he should keep a cool head, and at this time, he had already led the enemy into the terrain that was favorable to his side, and he had to simmer slowly, and when he was not absolutely sure, he must not easily fight a decisive battle.

"Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen! Liu Bowen, the imperial historian, shook his feather fan and said: "Now that Your Majesty has firmly absorbed Chen Youliang's main force at Hukou, it is just time for the northern and southern armies to gain time to attack the city, and the army cannot be put in danger because of Chen Youliang's few contemptuous words." ”

"To buy time for the army of the two roads, how long will I be insulted by Chen Youliang? Chen Youliang was raised by this son of a bitch, and even my wife scolded me, did my mother provoke him by recruiting him? Hu Dahai, the head of the Ma Army, said indignantly.

"When the time, the location, the people and the three parties are all occupied, it will be the time for our army to break Chen Youliang!" Liu Bowen said.

"What Lord Liu said is light, your wife was scolded by others, you feel comfortable?" Xibing Wanhu Yang Hu said.

"Aren't they tired and let them scold? I've heard them greet my wife, but so what? Berwyn is well-read, and he hasn't heard of anyone being scolded to death! Liu Bowen shook the feather fan and said with an indifferent look.

Although Shi Nai'an is a literati, he is full of hawks, and he said angrily: "There really is, as far as I know, Zhou Yu was scolded to death!" ”

"Master Shi heard it in the opera, but there is no such record in "Three Kingdoms"!" Liu Bowen retorted.

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Hao Ren saw the attention of the generals, and was successfully attracted by Liu Bowen, so he pressed his hands to stop the hustle and bustle of everyone and said: "Don't worry, my lords, what Lord Liu said is true, I will be able to drag Chen Youliang's army here, and it will definitely be able to relieve the pressure on the northern and southern armies, I am already fully sure that I will be able to break Chen Youliang's army, but it will take time." I haven't drunk alcohol with you for a long time, so today I will set up a feast, and I will have a few drinks with you! ”

The enemy arranged a set of unsightly words outside the camp, taking turns to put on the names of the Great Song Dynasty monarchs and ministers, round after round, Hao Ren had leisure to drink, most of the generals were still in the hall, they were not in the mood to drink.

After a while, the banquet was already placed in Hao Ren's Chinese army tent, and in addition to the chief of the army, all the civil and military lords were forced to sit down one after another.

didn't drink two glasses of wine, Shi Nai'an, the best literati in the Qingfeng army, is also the most short-tempered literati. He slammed his wine glass and said angrily: "Your Majesty, the old minister is not as relieved as Your Majesty, and he is still in the mood to drink in the midst of the enemy's insults, why do they scold us, we have to listen?" Please give a decree to Your Majesty, and the old minister can also arrange scolding words and scold the dead bird. ”

"Then bother Lord Shi, use your scolding to cover the enemy's scolding, so that I and your lords can have a peaceful ear root and have a few drinks!" Hao Ren said.

Shi Nai'an, although this matter has not yet been written in the book "Water Margin", placed at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, can be regarded as a famous joker, he left the camp for a while, and the soldiers of the Great Song military camp began to scold the enemy in unison.

Liu Bowen raised his glass, talked and laughed: "Shi Nai'an is indeed not simple, even the sentence 'Chen You's mother', can be scolded so fresh and refined, extraordinary, it is really admirable!" Admire! ”

Shi Nai'an scolded angrily, as if he was for the generals who were greeting the old lady, out of full evil, Liu Bowen's witty words made everyone laugh.

Liao Yongzhong recently returned, although he had long secretly followed Hao Ren, but he did not have outstanding military exploits, at this time he was eager to make meritorious service and fight for himself in the Great Song Army, he pushed the wine glass aside, got up and clenched his fists and asked for his life: "The enemy will not die because of being scolded." The minister is willing to make a military order, and the commander of the army will go to war, if the minister is not victorious, he is willing to be dealt with by military law! ”

"Yes!" Hao Ren took a sip of wine, nodded and said, "It's also time to send a warship to attack Chen Youliang's army, if not, Chen Youliang is really afraid of him!" Then ask General Liao to lead ten ships and go out to harass the enemy army, remember, don't fall in love with the battle! ”

"The last general commands!" Liao Yongzhong lifted his robe and walked away with his head held high.

After drinking less than five glasses of wine, Liao Yongzhong came back with a disgraced face, and helplessly knelt down on one knee and hugged his fists and said: "The last general is not in a good position, please punish Your Majesty!" ”

Hao Ren seemed to be seven points drunk at this time, and asked quite casually: "How many enemy ships did General Liao sink?" ”

"Seven enemy ships were damaged, but not one was sunk!" Liao Yongzhong said helplessly.

"Breaking a corner is also considered an injury, and you can fight again after the injury is healed! And what about the battle losses of our army? ”

Liao Yongzhong shook his head and sighed: "Ten ships...... All sunk, and half of the soldiers swam back! ”

"Hey!" Wu Liuqi lost his warship, and his heart ached and his liver hurt: "General Liao, how did you fight this battle?" ”

"Pull it out! Sticks are waiting! When Hao Ren stood up, his body was already shaking a little, and with a wave of his hand, he asked the guards to take Liao Yongzhong out and fight, and the ministers were all shocked.

Before that, the muffled sound of wooden sticks beating meat came from outside the military tent, and in a few moments, the sound was already filled with the viscous sound of liquid.

Hao Ren was calm, and frequently persuaded his ministers to drink, as if he was nothing.

At first, Liao Yongzhong was quite tough, and he didn't make a sound, and when he hit hard, he began to fight back: "Although I was defeated, I was also loyal...... Hey, Your Majesty scorned me as a latecomer, a few days ago, General Futong's battle losses were greater than those of the last general, and I didn't see Your Majesty punish me...... Whoa—"

"Dare to quibble? Beat me to death! Hao Ren said angrily.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Liu Bowen saw Hao Ren's anger, and said cautiously: "Now that Liao Yongan is in charge of the capital, Liao Yongzhong is his younger brother, if he is really killed, it will hurt Liao Yongan's heart......"

Hao Ren instinctively shivered, and hurriedly ordered: "Cut the board, spare his life, wait for me to break Chen Youliang's army, take care of Liao Yongan, and then ask him for blame!" ”

Is Hao Ren really drunk? Or is it playing some conspiracy? The Liao brothers are not guilty of any serious crimes, why are they so heavy-handed? The ministers were puzzled.

"Your Majesty is drunk! That's all for today's feast, generals, go back to the camp to rest first, and no one is allowed to say that His Majesty's words will go out! Liu Bowen got up to announce the end of the banquet, and all the generals got up to leave, Liu Bowen shook Hao Ren who was lying on the table, and said softly: "Your Majesty, the generals are gone!" ”

(To be continued.) )