"Battlefield Life" 19 (Lighting a cigarette in the rain)

At noon mealtime, everyone is talking and laughing, relaxing their nerves, looking forward to nervousness, such a mood, of course, there must be wine, otherwise vomiting will not be happy.

Jiang Hai: Master, the second half of the competition has increased the difficulty, I'm afraid no one will dare to go up!

Jiang Bao: Wouldn't that be a good thing, no one will be on it, so let the ruthless win directly, to be honest, I like him more and more.

Jiang Hai: Isn't that meaningless, you see, setting up such a ring competition is to let the players cross many obstacles, in order to stand the test in the future life, if it is easy for him to win, it will not be cheaper for him, in case your future son-in-law does not have the real ability and real ability you expect, then it will not live up to our expectations!

Jiang Bao took a sip of wine and shook his head: There is some truth in what you said, so what do you say!

Jiang Hai: I see, we have to distribute hero stickers widely, so that heroes from all walks of life in the vicinity can participate, firstly, so that everyone knows that we have a laurel industry on Snow Lotus Island, and secondly, it is also good for you to choose from the best!

Jiang Bao: But all the people from a radius of 10 kilometers from the neighborhood are here, so is it difficult to call the Japanese to compete in martial arts?

Jiang Hai: You see where you want to go, the people from these three mountains are here, but the people from Liangxi haven't moved yet, right?

Jiang Bao: You mean the shallow water?

Jiang Hai: Exactly!

Jiang Bao: But the people on that island, we have never been in trouble, I'm afraid there are no heroes.

Jiang Hai: That's not necessarily, it is said that the heroes are all among the people, but you can know that the land of China is a place where the Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon are located.

Jiang Bao: Then you can go to Zhang Luo for this matter! What if there's really no one there? Or powerful people, what if they don't come to participate? Isn't that laughing at me, Jiang Bao can't marry his daughter?

Jiang Hai smiled drunkly: Don't worry, sir, I have sent someone to investigate, and there is indeed a great figure over there, comparable to any player in the ring; It's unreasonable for you to worry about no one, but I'm afraid that there won't be enough people, if that's the case, I will never let the scene of the martial arts competition be cold, it's a big deal, I'm also one at best.

Jiang Bao: You've made so many detours, I'm afraid that's the point! Say it quickly~ When did you slack off on my daughter?

Jiang Hai: Master, where do you dare to be delusional, even if you really go to the ring, it is just a false shot, and you will never take advantage of the danger of others to take away the happiness of the young lady.

Jiang Bao: Okay, let's not talk about this, you don't dare; Who is the hero of the shallow water you just mentioned? How come I've never heard of it?

Jiang Hai: Master, if you don't associate with them, how can you know what is going on over there; The person who sent out to inquire came back and said that the beach owner over there was called Dingguan, and his son was called Dingguan, and the name of his father and son was also given by the people on the island, because the father always loved to pull his son's hair when he was young, and over time he made his son bald, so he was born in response to the situation, and the father was called Dingguan, and the son was called Dingguan.

Pulling hair is a martial arts family, it has a set of kung fu is the iron head gong, the crown is inherited the father's wish, the kung fu carried forward, in the iron head gong, is a veritable crown king.

Jiang Bao: If there really is such a person, I would like to meet it! Then send him a hero sticker and let him kill it quickly in the afternoon.

Jiang Hai drank the last sip of wine and got up happily: Yes! Mission completion guaranteed!

A cold table, only listen to the chili pepper alone there to shout: cold, I can tell you! You must not win this contest, or I will make you look good!

coldly only cares about eating meat and drinking wine in large bowls, ignoring chili peppers; Seeing that he was ruthless, Chili turned his eyes to the wine jug: Brother Keg, you can also participate in the afternoon competition!

Wine jug: Miss, I can't even beat you, how dare I fight coldly! Isn't that a lantern in the toilet?

Chili: What do you mean?

Laughing coldly, chili tugging at his cold ears: Ruthless brother, do you know it, don't hurry up and say it!

Coldly pouting his head and wanting to get drunk into the arms of chili peppers, but when he met the contestants who came to fight with Snow Lotus, the first to bear the brunt was the champion, seeing that chili peppers and cold were playing very happily, he was in an unhappy mood, so he took over the riddle just now and solved it: Yo, who is so ignorant, he doesn't even know how to play a lantern in the toilet ~ I don't know how to find?

Chili: Cut, as far as you know, you have the ability to eat it?

Xuelian: Sister Chili, why are you still turning your face with me, is it ......?

Chili: Can't you see it? My man is about to be snatched away by you.

Xuelian: How dare I rob Sister Chili, you are so splashy, if I dare, wouldn't it be smoking in the rain? After that, a bowl of wine saluted Leng Ruthless and left.

Chili touched his head again and was suspicious: What is smoking in the rain?

Laughing coldly and loudly, hiding his head with drunkenness; Chili was about to pull at the cold other ear, but was stopped by Niu Niu and said: Sister Chili, don't pull the cold brother anymore, he is so tired, you still abuse him so much, I feel distressed when I look at it; I'll tell you! If you smoke in the rain, that's to find out.

Chili slapped the table and got up, startled the coldness, and turned around to chase Snow Lotus: Who did she say?

Ling'er pulled Chili into her seat: Sister Chili, don't be so hot, she's talking about herself!

Chili held her face angrily: Give me riddles and bully me for being uneducated, right? Then I'll also make a break ~ I'm in a hurry at the wine table!

Snow Lotus stopped: The wine table is in a hurry, what is it?

Feng'er: Hey, miss, what are you doing with her, she's just messing around!

No one could guess that if the cold person was slapped in the face, he raised his head and looked at the pepper, and the snow lotus also retreated and opened her ears with knowledge, looking forward to the answer given by the pepper.

Seeing that all the people could not answer, Chili boldly put one foot on the stool like a man, knocked the dry bowl with chopsticks, and slapped the shoulder of the flask with one hand; Said happily: You don't know this? The wine table is in a hurry, of course it is ~ the wine jug is about to be served!

People comprehended it and laughed, only the wine jug couldn't laugh, and they cried with a sad face: It seems that Miss still wants to make me hard! It seems that I can only smoke in the rain~ find out!

Xue Lian covered her face with a handkerchief and deliberately coughed and laughed, Chili always felt that there was a problem, smelled a sarcastic teasing, and carefully pushed back what the wine jug had just said, and it suddenly dawned on her when she bit the word, grabbed a handful of chopsticks and hit the head of the wine jug: Damn the wine jug, what do you say?

Flask: Miss, where did I go wrong again, what did I say?

Chili: What did you say Miss forced you to go, is that a bit overdone? I'm angry but drink a bowl of wine~ If you don't go up to me, I still don't believe that I can't stop the coldness.

Coldly shook his head and patted the shoulder of the corner: Alas, I can't help it, it seems that I can only help you get here.

Chili: Don't be afraid, Brother Corner, when I pick out the coldness, you will naturally have a chance, and I am really a little worried about leaving this beautiful thing to him.

After receiving the invitation, Dingguan rushed to his father: Dad, there is such a good thing, should we go or not?

Pulling the hair is beating the furniture: of course it goes! When you grow up, it's time to talk about family affairs, it can be said that it has been a long drought and a rainy day, and it came just in time!

Dingguan: Then I'll go back and clean up and set off with them right away!

If you want to go, you must go with dignity and beauty, go with the confidence of victory, call all the people in the village, and let the people who come to deliver the letter go back and release the letter, saying that we will definitely go, and we will make the finale.

Jiang Bao: Hmph, the tone is not small, I want to see if his iron head is powerful, or the ruthless and infinitely changing animal boxing.

After lunch, after a short rest, the sun shone down at a forty-five degree angle, penetrating the thin ice layer of Snow Lotus Island, and the table of the competition also sank and tilted.

As soon as the gong sounded, the people in the audience began to surge again, but no one dared to go to the ring; The host's noise: the sixth level to the twelfth level, each level has set up an obstacle level, and the opponent must first challenge the level before he can play with the opponent, I now announce, Snow Lotus Island competition to recruit relatives, start now!

Coldly sat on the wooden horse on the sixth floor, waiting for the contestants to come to the stage; But a minute passed, but no one dared to move, Jiang Bao skimmed Jiang Hai: What's the matter? Didn't you say that you were on the cold field?

Jiang Hai: No, sir, I want to play the last one!

Jiang Bao kicked Jiang Hai to the audience: Go to your last show, are you still a toad eating swan meat? Jiang Hai had no choice but to climb hard to the sixth floor, and everyone looked at it with a smile and shook their heads: It must not be a ruthless opponent!

Seeing Jiang Hai coming, Leng Ke stood at the corner of his friend's standpoint, Jiang Hai was a hateful instigator, so he gritted his teeth and kicked the Trojan horse fiercely, and the Trojan horse immediately spun up, Jiang Hai was dizzy and couldn't get close to Leng Ruthless, Leng Ruthless suddenly intervened from the gap at the starting point, Jiang Hai was ejected and fell, and almost fell off the ring, but fortunately he was caught by Leng Ruthless to survive the disaster.

The audience in the audience coaxed: What is the matter, the rabbit wants to eat the grass next to the nest, but he is not well-intentioned!

Feng'er: Miss, why did Jiang Hai come to fight? Does he also have thoughts about you?

Snow Lotus: It seems that there are all the heroes in the world, but only the ruthless one is looking forward.

The ruthless serial fist attacked Jiang Hai, and then punched the elbow, flicked the leg and knee, and beat Jiang Hai so that he had no power to fight back, Jiang Hai instantly lay down, and even vomited out what he ate and drank at noon, and hung up a smell of cowardice in the ring.

Leng Ruthless ran up to the seventh floor with the help of a carousel on the wooden horse, and on the seventh floor was a wooden ox, Leng Ruthless sat on the back of the cow and pointed to the audience: Who else?

There was another commotion in the audience, it turned out that they were all retreating back, and Leng Lu saw that no one was fighting, so he danced with the applause of the audience, and the cold wind band played the music, and the martial arts also moved with the music, and the two danced against each other, getting closer and closer, and it seemed natural that the two of them were fighting because of the dance.

Wu Wu suddenly launched an attack from the pulse signal of a note, and a somersault kick was thrown up the ladder, kicking Leng Ruthless off the back of the cow, coldly holding the bull's ear, and a mantis punch attacked, Wu Wu lost his center of gravity and hung upside down on the seventh floor.

Niuniu was anxious: Brother Cold, don't fight, let Brother Wu Wu go.

Leng Ruthless stepped forward to rescue, but was thrown off the ring by Wu Wu's ulterior ambush, Leng Ruthless grabbed Wu Wu's feet with one hand, and then grabbed it with his fingers, how could Wu Wu endure this pain, as if a thousand needles pierced his body, hurting like a heart, slapping the back of the cow and begging for mercy.

coldly supported the bullet with one finger, pulled Wu Wu down the stage, Wu Wu fell off the ring, and jumped to the eighth floor; Niu Niu walked over to help Wu Wu up, instantly formed a hatred with Chi, and shouted at Chi Chi: Your family is too ruthless and ruthless, what did you do to beat our Wu Wu?

Chili smiled and walked over: Yo, return your martial arts, when will it be good?

Niuniu pouted: I want you to care, only you are allowed to be cold, and I am not allowed to accompany the martial arts?

Wu Wu gave Leng Ruthless a thumbs up in pain, and moaned: Don't you two quarrel anymore, it's me who is not good, as soon as I go up, I attack Leng Ruthless too quickly, and he has no choice but to do it, after such a battle, Leng Ruthless has become a real hero, it can be said that he became famous in a fight, I don't think anyone can help him.

Chili pepper soured his nose: Hmph, no one can help him, I don't believe in this evil, Brother Wine Pot, give it to me quickly! Don't forget the trick I taught you!

The wine jug swept across with a wine wind, ran around the ring, rushed up, attacked Leng Ruthless with a move, and Leng Ruthless rebounded with a move, and waved the flask on Shi Hu.

The wine jug was slammed down, almost broken off his waist, and a punch in pain hit Leng Ruthless, Leng ruthlessly grasped the broken fist, and hit the wine jug with twice the force, and the upper body of the wine jug tilted to the outside of the ring, seeing that the wine jug was about to fall off the ring, the audience screamed, don't want to be higher than the wave of desired climax.

At that moment, the cold and skillful hook of the wine jug's foot at Shi Hu's tail horse, just to recover the misplaced back injury, with the roar of bone repositioning, with the sigh of the audience, the wine jug fell from the eighth floor, coldly stepped on the body of the wine jug to the ninth floor, and sat cross-legged on the stone lion: Who else?

Chili strode up, ran to the bottom of the ring with a roar like a lion's roar, caught the wine jug, and returned to his soul, riding the wave of air to go up to the ninth floor.

The audience sighed: How can a woman fight? What kind of world is this, could it be that chili pepper has homosexual tendencies?

What surprised Daocheng even more was ~ how could she be light? Is it ......?

Chili shook his head, held his fist and faced the cold, and smiled coldly: Sister Chili, why are you so troubled?

Chili: Drink bitter pepper spicy, I just want to teach you a lesson, see if you dare to slap my face in front of me?

Cold: You go down first, you have something to say when you turn back, don't forget our big plan, that is, to help the corner marry Snow Lotus.

Chili: I can't control that much now, I want to compete with you, and I can only rest assured when you get out of the ring.

Cold: Don't be funny, women fight, it's not in accordance with the rules, and I never hit women.

Pepper swept out with a punch: Then you have to beat it! With a punch, he swept out, coldly grabbed the air, and Chili hit the back of the cold head with a snake fist, and coldly jumped on the stone lion, and Chili stepped on it, unable to move coldly.