Chapter 42 Lao Huang next door
Got Li Er so easily, the hawker was so happy, and after chatting with Li Er for a while, the hawker found an excuse to leave, and he didn't forget to tell Li Er to take his eldest grandson with him!
Now that the person has found it, and boasted that Haikou wants to eat it, then he has to prepare a meal, and the hawker ran to find Lao Yuan outside the city, "Lao Yuan, you help me count how many Taoist friends are helping, I will order food, I can't let people just work and don't care about food!" And this "hawker brought out a small horn" You take it to teach everyone how to use it, and you can save some throat when the time comes! “
Lao Yuan turned around and took a piece of paper and handed it to the hawker, the above is the data he counted, at the time when the hawker looked at the data, the venue sounded one after another shouts, the Taoist priests who got the little horn for the first time were full of curiosity about this little thing to make such a loud noise, and the hawker was noisy and had a headache, "Everyone, don't shout, close it first, starting tomorrow, you can be in charge of a workshop in the entire Chang'an to take turns to publicize, save some effort today!" “
A group of Taoist priests listened to the small horn and turned off the small speaker, and the hawker took out all the parasols of the small booth and put them out, pinched his waist and looked at it, it was okay, it was a bit of a prototype of the agricultural fair, and then let Lao Yuan continue to rectify, and he stabbed himself to modernize, leaving a group of petrified people who had never seen the crossing!
Back to the house he rented, the landlord disappeared yesterday, Lao Huang was rarely at home, the hawker thought of Aunt Zhang to invite Lao Huang to dinner, it is estimated that the old man went to the jungle, the fairy is free, forget it, since we can't control it, we are happy to be clean, sleeping with our heads covered is the right thing!
The next day, the hawker was woken up by the sound of opening the door, thinking that he had entered the thief, and when he came out, he saw that Lao Huang came back yawning, "Yo, Lao Huang Xing, at such an old age, you can toss all night, less tossing, in case you die, I will find which immortal to record?" Hey, no, you came back at this time, did something happen yesterday? "If it's really a toss overnight, this should be entangled with Aunt Zhang, why is this time back, the vendor is very curious.
Lao Huang snorted the hawker, "Don't take your dirty thoughts to experience a fairy, but something did go wrong, I went to her house after eating with your Aunt Zhang yesterday, who knew that his son came back in the middle of the night, didn't I go for the innocence of others, I went through the window, and my wallet fell to her house, I had no money on my body, and I didn't have a car in the middle of the night, so I stayed in the park all night, there were too many mosquitoes, and I didn't sleep well all night!" ”
The peddler finally seized the opportunity to go back, "Do you still care about people's innocence?" It's all the sheets, you're embarrassed to say that! ”
The old fairy rarely blushed, and he said sharply, "What are you bothering about our old people, it's okay today, I'm going to sleep!" With that, he pushed aside the vendor who was leaning against the door frame, and went into the house to find a bed to sleep.
Behind the old man, the peddler gestured with his hand to make a gesture of a gun, "piu!" The old fairy also had a heart and raised his middle finger with both hands behind his back! Damn, old guy, not serious, deserved to be bitten by mosquitoes, the vendor then went to the bathroom to wash up, to see that it was still early, with the laziness of the small city this time can not do anything, simply lie on the sofa and watch TV.
When to change the host of the world is an unsolved mystery for the hawker, looking at the full screen of the leader speaking The hawker was hypnotized, I don't know when a phone rang woke up the hawker, and it turned out to be a courier, and the telescope I bought arrived, this courier is really fast, is it a city with myself?
After signing for the receipt, take the things up, open the package and see the complete line of things, just take one and walk to the window, the vendor observes the surrounding environment of the rental house through the telescope, this place is too secluded, it is simply a perfect place to cross the necessary stealth, in order to verify the performance of the telescope, this goods tried all the packages one by one, you don't say that the more than 3,000 and more than 300 are different.
Don't say it's not clear to see the bargain, the purple edge phenomenon is particularly serious, but anyway, this is for small soldiers, it's supposed to fool around, it's better than nothing, and if something good is lost, it will be picked up by the enemy, then it's a disguised enemy, but I like this the most!
The peddler with the telescope in his hand has the intention of starting to move, you said that if you hand over this thing to Li Er now, will Li Er think that he deceived him, after all, the time I told people last time is how difficult it is to get this thing, and now you will get it in less than two days, it will inevitably make people suspicious No, no, you can't give it now, you have to dry it for a while, so that they will have a misunderstanding in their hearts that this thing is really not easy to get, so that they can sell it for a high price!
The peddler made up his mind and threw the telescope into the box, took out his mobile phone to look at the time, and saw that the screensaver time remembered the last time he bragged to Li Er that he was going to give him something that could draw directly.
Drove around the town a few times, the vendor didn't see the sale of that thing, this goods don't want to think about the situation, now people like to use their mobile phones to take pictures, which is like before going out to play is to rent a camera, buy three or five rolls of film, and then come back to wash, if you are not satisfied and have to throw away the waste of money, think about the time when many people were entangled in buying Kodak or Lekai or Konica are funny, and now there are a few children who know what these brands are for! Take a mobile phone to take a picture of three or five hundred photos, and then P to the circle of friends!
The helpless hawker parked the car in the square, ready to feel the modern atmosphere, it is estimated that there will not be much time to come back in the future, watching the people coming and going in the square, and then thinking about the Tang Dynasty, at least modern people can be fed and clothed, and there is no need to think about the safety of going out, Li Er is now worried about the people who are making trouble because of his usurpation, even if there is no such thing, you have to live for a bite of food every day, it seems that it is really stable and decides everything!
Thinking of the food I eat, I think of the Tang Dynasty, and there are still a lot of people waiting to take care of their own food! What is good for people to eat, steamed buns and pickles? This is not good, although the current steamed buns are quite slight, but they are too cheap, if it is to help the victims, it doesn't matter, but this time they are all their future allies, and they have to get something good!
Besides, he is a disciple of the Immortal Throne, so he can't be ashamed of anything! Of course, the Manchu and Han banquets are not realistic, why not eat some hamburgers? Seeing a foreign fast food vendor on the opposite side of the square, I decided to take a look, but I didn't know if they had done so much, after all, the total number of people who helped this time was 1,800 people, and they were all "poor" people who didn't have any oil and water in their stomachs, and one person estimated that neither of them could fill up, and there were 200 big-bellied soldiers, who were also a group of rice buckets, so they would have to get at least 2,000 hamburgers!
Forget it, let's go and have a look first, make up my mind The vendor locked the car and walked towards the fast food spot opposite, passing by the square time, a stall attracted his attention!
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