Zhang Liang looked at the shopkeeper blankly! Although the other party's words were not finished, he already knew the method that the other party said! He never expected that the method of hiding the rotten dung bucket in this TV series would actually let himself be put on the shelf! The protagonist who saw such a plot in his previous life and used to laugh at it! "Ya ~ smoke can't kill you!" But now I may soon become that "girl"!

"There's no other way?" Zhang Liang asked the shopkeeper with the last hope!

The shopkeeper shook his head helplessly, and then said, "I also know that I have wronged my son!" But just now I asked Xiao Er to take a look, and even outside the walls around my store, there were people waiting! ”

Zhang Liang was completely desperate, but then said to the shopkeeper suspiciously: "Even a dung bucket may not be able to escape them?!" ”

I saw the shopkeeper smile mysteriously and said to Zhang Liang: "Don't worry, my lord!" There are a lot of customers in my store these days! Accumulated a full five dung buckets! You can hide in one of the backs! I could have made the bucket hollow underneath in advance, and only put dung water on the top! If the people outside are suspicious, they will definitely check the dung bucket that went out first, and when they see it, and the smell is gone, they will naturally not suspect the back! I'll let someone pretend to be you, escape over the wall, and cooperate with you! When the time comes, they'll chase them down, and you'll be able to leave! ”

Zhang Liang didn't expect the shopkeeper to be so far-sighted, and decided to adopt the other party's opinion immediately!

But the shopkeeper suddenly changed his words and said to Zhang Liang earnestly: "The villain has a reluctant request, I hope the adult will fulfill it!" "Kneel down and bow down!

Zhang Liang hurriedly helped the other party up, but he was secretly scolding in his heart: Reluctantly invited?! You're taking advantage of the fire! I also want your help to get out!! Can you not agree?

"But the shopkeeper said that it doesn't matter, as long as I don't want to marry a concubine! Anything!! Zhang Liang replied!

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately replied with a smile: "Han Wang's daughter is a stunning woman in the world, how can other vulgar fans enter the eyes of the son!" The villain wants to ask the adults to leave ink treasures for my store! Create a signboard for your shop! So that the villain can always look at it! “

Zhang Liang couldn't help but admire this shopkeeper when he heard it! I didn't expect that someone would understand the celebrity effect at the end of Qin! It's just that this requirement is too difficult! It's not that he doesn't want to, but he doesn't know Qin Dynasty Xiao Seal at all! If you use simplified Chinese characters to write large characters, I'm afraid it will be exposed! After several hard thoughts, Zhang Liang finally had a solution!

"The owner! It's not me Zhang Liang who excuses himself! It's just that my words are difficult to get into the elegant hall! What do you think of this? How about you find an artist to draw a scene where the two of us are talking happily and leave it behind?! I'll write a unique font name on it! After Zhang Liang finished speaking, he secretly thought to himself: The big signboard can't be written, but the small signature should still be okay! At that time, it is estimated that others will not care about what they write! If you write it yourself again, you may be able to get past it!!

As soon as the shopkeeper heard Zhang Liang's idea, he immediately danced happily! Ben wanted a signboard, so a lot of business! But I don't want to have a painting with an autograph! And it is also a scene where I have a very happy conversation with the "Great Liang Ancestor"! What an unexpected bonus!

The shopkeeper hurriedly thanked Zhang Liang, and then said, "Don't worry, my lord!" All you have to do is get to work! The villain fought for his life and didn't let the outside people harass the lady to rest!! ”

These words can be said to be in Zhang Liang's heart! He is very optimistic about this shopkeeper! I think the other party will definitely be able to get rich in the future! So they gave each other a thumbs up!

The shopkeeper didn't know what he meant, but when he saw Zhang Liang's expression, he knew that he was praising himself! Hurriedly retreated and prepared the dung bucket......

Seeing that the shopkeeper had left, Han Shu handed the clothes that had been mended to Zhang Liang and asked curiously, "Do you really want to drill a dung bucket?" ”

Zhang Liang took the clothes, regarded them as treasures, and put them on carefully! Then he replied helplessly: "What else should I do?" Your husband doesn't know stealth! Is it possible to dig a tunnel? In that case, it is estimated that the old man should also die! ”

As soon as he heard Zhang Liang's unabashedness, Han Shu immediately stopped: "Why are you always so unscrupulous, General Xiang Bo is still friendly with you!" You even cursed him! ”

"It's just an analogy! Lao Xiang is still a good comrade! This "No. 1 Ding at the end of Qin" is so good-looking! Zhang Liang began to examine Shu'er's "masterpiece"!

Seeing that Zhang Liang had returned to his cynical appearance, Han Shu said softly: "Go early and come back early!" Watch out for that Fan Zeng!! She always had a grudge against Fan Zeng, although the other party did not have any hostile intentions, but she always felt that he would be unfavorable to Zhang Liang! It can be regarded as a woman's intuition!

Zhang Liang hummed lightly and nodded in response! Then he turned around and went to find the shopkeeper! Ready to go!

As soon as I entered the backyard, I saw that the shopkeeper was arranging for someone to add manure buckets and adjust one of them at the same time! And with that comes a gust of stench!

Zhang Liang hurriedly took a few steps back, took a breath of air, and then came to the shopkeeper's side!

When the shopkeeper saw Zhang Liang coming, he hurriedly arched his hand and said, "My lord! You're almost ready! But it stinks! I've wronged you! ”

When Zhang Liang heard this, he smiled and waved his hand lightly and said, "It doesn't matter! It's a little stinky, but it's very smelly! So it stinks!! After speaking, he put his right hand on his forehead to hide his helplessness!

The shopkeeper could only smile awkwardly, and then quickly arranged for Zhang Liang to hide inside!!

When everything was ready, the shopkeeper ordered his men to transport the dung buckets out one by one! As soon as I got out the back door, I was surrounded by people! As the shopkeeper said, they "checked" the dung buckets! It's just that it doesn't seem to be going to let any of them go! Seeing this, the shopkeeper hurriedly asked the prepared subordinates to climb out of the wall, but as soon as everyone saw someone climbing over the wall, they chased after him! Those who "checked" also chased after them and gave up the dung bucket! The next person hurriedly took this opportunity to transport the barrel away!

When the transporter turned to a remote place, Zhang Liang was released!!

"Oh!! Can be calculated!! As soon as Zhang Liang came out of the bucket, he took a big breath of fresh air!

After recovering slightly, he looked at one of the subordinates who was transporting him beside him, who was leaning over with his head down, and seemed to be holding his breath!

Zhang Liang squinted at each other and asked, "Do I stink?" ”

When the little two heard this, they immediately looked up and found that Zhang Liang was asking about themselves, and hurriedly replied: "It doesn't stink!" It doesn't stink at all!! ”

Zhang Liang gritted his teeth, suddenly stretched out his left hand and grabbed the other party, and then leaned his face against himself! Then he poked the opponent's waist with the fingers of his right hand! The little two didn't itch, and immediately breathed quickly through his mouth and nose! The smell of Zhang Liang's body was also inhaled! I saw that Xiao Er just smelled it twice, and he couldn't help it, so he quickly pulled out and ran to the side and vomited! Look at that posture, I'm afraid there is no breakfast left!

Zhang Liang pointed at the other party with his hand and said, "This is the price of your dishonesty!" Pay attention next time!! After saying that, he walked directly to the county guard's mansion!

As soon as I arrived outside the mansion, I saw two sergeants, but the sergeant from yesterday was gone! Before Zhang Liang got close, the two sergeants hurriedly covered their mouths and noses! Before he could speak, one of the sergeants hurriedly said, "Lord Zhang, please come in, the general has ordered, you can enter the mansion directly!" ”

Zhang Liang looked at each other curiously, and then asked, "Do you recognize me?" ”

The sergeant hurriedly put down his hand and replied respectfully: "Yesterday, the villain was also on duty here, and I saw the son......

Only then did Zhang Liang know that the defenders still had him yesterday, but he had a deep memory of the other sergeant and ignored the other party!

Seeing that the other party put his hand down, and his voice seemed to hold his breath, Zhang Liang asked him again, "Do I stink?" ”

The sergeant hurriedly replied with righteous words: "It doesn't stink!! "It's like answering a military order!

Zhang Liang concocted the same method and used the method he had just used to deal with Xiao Er on this sergeant! The other party also spit out the breakfast! Zhang Liang still pointed with his hand and said: "Lying is punishable!" After saying that, he walked straight into the house!