Chapter Two Hundred and Seven: Luo Yin
Li Chen scolded this person for being a scoundrel and shameless, and he made a matter of elegance vulgar and low. Other prostitutes are willing to put a little money on you, that's what people are willing. How can there be such a hard way to get it, and the money that people make is not blown by the wind. This kind of behavior is so outrageous.
scolded and scolded, and secretly praised this guy for being talented, grasping a weakness and knocking the other party down. No matter how much Zhao Liu argues, it will only make things worse and worse.
Retort that I'm not actually that dark? People will think, since you have said it yourself, saying that you are not so dark, that is, a little darker, then the other sentence is like a cigarette window, and the ears are like a bell, and it is not far from ten? That is, this person is black and ugly?
Is Zhao Liuugly? Of course not, the bridge of the nose is firm and the red lips are plump. As for the ears, Li Chen glanced over, I don't know what to say, anyway, it's not ugly, unlike the slightly heroic facial features, the ears are small. As for what he said was like a bell, he couldn't imagine how his ears could be like a bell.
And what's next? ', you gave the money? Li Chen thought so, but he felt that Zhao Liude would never give it. 'Haha. Before Zhao Liu could speak, that Luo Yin laughed loudly just now, and Zhao Liu's cheeks flushed with laughter.
Later, it was solved by this ugly genius Luo Yin, didn't you launch an offensive? made up a crooked poem and scolded me everywhere, and I found someone more talented to go back for me.
Luo Yin used to appreciate Zhao Liude's arrogance and wrote a poem, "I found Huang Lu to be embroidered in the saddle, and the end was taken in the Shanhe Fang." Yangzhou has recently become poor, and a white peony can work. ”
It turned out that this Zhao Liu's name was Duanduan, which Li Chen didn't know. However, the point is not the name, it is a poem by Luo Yin, washing away the stigma for Zhao Duanduan, saying that she wants to have a white peony, and then... No wonder Luo Yin smiled, after Zhao Liu saved his reputation, he beat that Cui Wuya.
'A certain family appreciates the end the most, not pretentious. This man is supposed to be beaten. Luo Yin clapped his hands and laughed, and drank another big glass, "Good wine, a certain family hasn't drunk Hongchen for a long time." ’。 Zhao Liu beat that Cui Wuya, causing him to throw himself at Zao Wou-ki.
Although Zhao Liuniang loves to beat people, she is not brainless, and of course she will not fall into the trap. Taking advantage of the dark moon on the first day of the new year, Cui Wuya wrote another poem, and after mocking a certain prostitute, he got drunk on the way home and beat him, beating Cui Wuya inexplicably. He knew that it was the prostitutes who got revenge, but he didn't know who beat him.
Just being beaten once, Cui Wuya would not ask Zao Wou-Ki for help. Strictly speaking, he is not exactly Zao Wou-Ki's subordinate now, and with Zao Wou-ki's status, he can't afford to invite him. The two of them can help each other. This is the case because he has been beaten more than once... Hearing this, Li Chen was speechless, you deserve it.
Zhao Wou-Ki and Cui Wuya were in an embarrassment, and under such pressure, many prostitutes were unwilling to join Zao Wou-Ki, and they were so troubled by Cui Wuya that they had to move.
'That.... Li Chen aimed at Luo Yin, you can ask him for help, Zhao Liuniang shook her head, Luo Yin will help with her affairs, but if it is someone else's business, Luo Yin does not plan to participate at all. As for the fees? Luo Yin felt that if he collected the money, wouldn't the pattern be comparable to Cui Wushame.
'Say what to do, annoying. Luo Yin drank alone for a long time, Guangshi Li Chen talked to Zhao Liu, poured himself another glass of wine, and shook the empty wine jug, on the one hand, signaling that he wanted to add wine, and on the other hand, he also protested that the two had too many irrelevant words.
Drink, drink and forget your sorrows. Zhao Liu asked people to serve wine, also raised the wine glass, drank it all, and sang, "When you get it, you can sing and stop if you lose, and you will be sad and hateful." There is wine today, drunk today, and sorrow tomorrow comes. ’
'Good poetry, when the floating. Li Chen also took a drink, "This poem, this poem, is..." ', who is Le, Li Chen thought about it, this poem is very familiar, who made Le, well, it seems that he doesn't know who did it, whatever.
This poem is not what he did. Zhao Duanduan said with a smile. Hearing Zhao Duanduan say this, Li Chen was startled, this poem has been widely circulated in later generations, and the popularity is not low, he always thought that it had something to do with Li Bai, it turned out that he wrote it. (It can be seen that Li Chen was indifferent to the middle and late Tang Dynasty.) )
This ugly genius, but after Li Chen came to the Tang Dynasty, he was the first to meet a great poet. Thinking of this, Li Chen took a few more looks.
This ugly genius is actually okay to say that he is ugly, but his appearance is not good. But if it's not good-looking, it's bad enough. If it's just an ordinary person, you don't have to worry about it, but he wants to pass the examination. Zhong Kui, everyone knows, the legend is that because he was too ugly, he was admitted and was defeated, so angry that he committed suicide by hitting the pillar on the spot in the Jinluan Palace.
Li Chen felt that this kind of standard for taking scholars was very inexplicable. The examination of the imperial examination depends on the manners, whether you are ugly or obscene, and it doesn't count if you are indecent and get inadmitted. Is this a beauty pageant, or a civil servant. If you're ugly, you won't be able to do things? If you look obscene, you will be corrupt?
Li Chen felt that although the family gradually declined in the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong was still unhappy that the Li family could not be listed as a big surname in the early Tang Dynasty. Pay attention to manners, isn't this a legacy of the Wei and Jin dynasties?
What was the nine products at that time, and what did you see? It's not about learning, it's about whether people look good or not. The talent can be poor, but the wind instrument can't be lost. As for the family background, that is the basic, you have a good family background and good learning, but the demeanor is poor, and this product is low. That's why some light will be raised, eating, smoking, and current affairs will not be understood by the world. (Li Chen: Was there a big smoke at that time?) Author: Wushi Sanbei. )
Li Chen felt sorry for Luo Yin, with his appearance, he probably couldn't pass the exam for hundreds of years. This kind of official has to look at the vulgarity of his face, and it will not be changed until the Ming Dynasty. It will be changed, Li Chen said maliciously, it is also because there is a fault in Chinese culture, thanks to the Mongolians for the butcher's knife. If the Ming Dynasty was really inherited from the Song Dynasty, maybe this bad custom would not be changed.
'Luo Jun, I respect you. Li Chen saluted Luo Yin with a glass of wine, "It's wrong in this world, it has nothing to do with you, how ridiculous this world is", Luo Yin replied, and the two had another drink.
'Tell me the truth, this wine was invented by me. "Okay, Li Jun invented this wine, this is wine." After another drink, Li Chen continued, "A certain family also came to a poem today, in the name of wine, laughing at Hongchen. ’
'Red dust is ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, and it's okay to be empty.... Li Chen really drank too much, and he forgot that this Luo Yin was the first person he met since he was reborn. (To be continued.) )