"Have you stayed in the Li family for a long time and forgotten the rules. If the young master makes any mistakes again this time, I will not spare you! ”

Li Tianyu, who was about to go back to report his safety to his mother, heard what seemed to be his mother's voice before he reached the door of the hall (nonsense, the total time to listen to her after recognizing her was less than 1 hour, of course I can't be sure), but it sounds like I'm still educating someone? Hehe, hurry up and watch the show to see what it looks like for my mother to launch a surge at home.

Wow Ka Ka! Yaxingda! Banana that Bara! Noisy! It turns out that my mother is educating Li Feng! No way? Mom won't have been educating him since I broke him off, right? Wow Ka Ka, it's quite pitiful to look at this scene, Li Feng, who was almost one meter nine tall, now looks only one meter four in front of his mother? It seems that my mother really didn't cover it, and she had the temperament and style of a warlord's mother. Okay, I can't watch it anymore, I have to save Li Feng, this kid, after all, it was also caused by Lao Tzu.

"Mother, I'm back! Hey? Who's this? It turned out to be Li Feng! You're there too! When did you get back? ”

"Bao'er, you're finally back, I'm worried about you for my mother. It's almost dark, why have you been drinking with your friends until now, and you haven't come back with Li Feng! Fortunately, you're fine, otherwise I would have asked this Li Feng to look good for my mother today! ”

"Mother, don't blame Li Feng, everything is my idea, I want Li Feng to come back first, I just went to the restaurant with a friend to sit for a while, and I didn't drink much, just chatting. But I didn't expect to talk about it until now. Don't worry about the child in the future, isn't this nothing! When you go out, your child will take care of yourself. ”

"Hey! You're your mother's heart! Mother is the only one in this life! If something goes wrong with you, how can you let your mother live! ”

"The mother can rest assured, the child vows to take care of himself and no longer let the mother and the family worry about it. Please also ask my mother to believe in the child, the child is so old, and it will no longer be the ignorant Li Baoer before, but a brand new Li Tianyu! So I will definitely take care of myself. ”

"Good! For mothers, believe in their sons! Okay, you can go back to your room and rest first! Your dad isn't at home right now, and when you're hungry and want something to eat, ask the kitchen to make it for you! Go down too! Fortunately, the young master didn't make any mistakes this time, if you make such a mistake again next time, I will not spare you! ”

"Leave the child!"

"Yes, little retirement!"

So Li Tianyu and Li Feng's master and servant left one after another, ah no, they left together.

"I said Li Feng, you won't be being trained since you left me, right? However, you're pretty funny, and I'm sorry for you this time. I'll invite you to dinner when you're free, if you dare to disagree, you try, and I'll let my mother educate you again! ”

"Back to the young master, I came back about half a pillar of incense before you. Madame is also a knife mouth, tofu heart! Although he is often very strict with the little ones, in the six years that the little ones have been in the Li family, they have never seen the lady really punish anyone! So the young master doesn't have to invite the little one to dinner. Don't dare to be small! ”

Yaxingda, Lao Tzu just likes your upright character, so should you train him to be a henchman in Lao Tzu's gang in the future? In the end, do you want it, or do you want it, or do you want it! Well, that's it!

"You don't have to say it, what Young Master Ben said has always counted! So, I'm sure I'm going to ask you to go and have a meal, and it's going to be tomorrow afternoon, so I'd suggest you'd better go hungry for two or three meals first! Don't eat today or tomorrow. ”

"Thank you, young master, little one! The little one retired first. ”

"Well, you go get busy. It's time for me to go back to my room to rest! Remember to call my phone if anything! Or find my secretary Xianglan! ”

"Yes, young master!"

In the face of the young master's speechless words, Li Feng recovered from a height of one meter four to a primitive height of nearly one meter nine, and instantly grew taller into a King Kong!

"I don't have free wow, I lose my freedom wow, sad and sad I just shed tears, every day coarse tea and light rice, coarse tea and light rice, salted beans and vegetables! Hey! ”

Hey, no matter what it's ninety-nine-twenty-one, go to bed and roll for a while, and by the way, do a 720° sideflip in the air, and then seven or eight Thomas in a row, and finally end with N big windmills!

"Young Master, you're back, Young Master! If you want to eat something, the slave will tell the kitchen to make it. ”

"Oh, Xianglan, no need, the young master has eaten outside, and now he is very satisfied. Oh, by the way, Xianglan, the young master also went through a lot of hardships and hardships from the outside, and after all the hardships and hardships, he tried his best to learn in his life, and finally found a 'Parmi Plateau Tianshan Jade Bracelet'. Well, that's it! A jade bracelet like this is definitely a limited edition, and there is only one in the whole Datang! I originally wanted to give it to my mother first, but it is estimated that my mother already has a lot of it on her hands, and if she wears it again, her arm will not be able to lift it. So now it's honorably awarded to you! From now on, it is good, it is your good jade bracelet; Bad, also your bad jade bracelet. Doyouunderstand? ”

"No, young master, Xianglan doesn't want it, this is what the young master has earned after a lot of hardships. Pandan can't afford it! Please give it to others, young master! ”

Troublesome, you are both earthlings like me, and you are both raised by your father's mother (Director: Wrong!) You banana! Why am I a class higher than you? Although Lao Tzu likes this situation very much, it is for the common people. Now I have to give it to you, if I am stubborn, I can't even pull back three Mercedes-Benz S600s, let alone a few cows now!

"I said Xianglan, the most important thing to do at home should be to obey the master's orders, right? Then let me ask you, the young master now asks you to wear this jade bracelet, if you don't wear it, will it be considered as resisting the order, ah no, will it be considered as not obeying the master's orders. Shouldn't the consequences be serious? ”

"But, young master, ......"

"There's nothing to do, just answer my questions!" Li Tianyu said viciously.

"Alright then, the slave will take it."

That's right, you have to force me to be ruthless, knowing that what I see must be successful. It's noisy, but I'm not very happy now, I have an urge to cry, I must be moved. Absolutely.

"Well, don't take it off your arm if there are no special circumstances in the future."

"Yes, thank you, young master!"

Haha, it still looks better after wearing a bracelet, but no matter how good-looking Lao Tzu is, he doesn't plan to push people to it. Well, the main thing is that she looks too innocent, and she can only see her as her sister. I'm really upright! There shouldn't be many people like me! Hahahaha~~~~ "Well, you go down first, I'm going back to my room to rest for a while." I'll call you if there's anything in a moment. ”

"Yes, young master, the slave and maid are retired."

"Wait a minute, come back!" (Audience: Dizzy, isn't this still gone!) "What does the young master command?" ”

"Xianglan, don't call yourself a slave in front of the young master in the future, just call yourself Xianglan. This is not a suggestion, it is an order! ”

What are you doing, knowing that Young Master Ben is the kind of enlightened goddess of freedom and equality, ah no, it's an enlightened male fairy of freedom and equality!

"Yes, slave and maid obey!"

Dizzy, Lao Tzu is completely speechless! Lao Tzu didn't say anything. But it's no wonder that this little girl has been shouting like this for N years, and now it is estimated that she can't change it for a while. It seems that we still need to think about it in the long run, and the reform of freedom, equality, and fraternity is indeed not an overnight thing! It is a long-term, all-people, and life-threatening plan that is related to the survival of a nation! It is taken from the people and used by the people............ (Director: The ambulance team is coming quickly, and another one faints!) "You better go down first, remember not to shout 'Ah slave and maid to retire' (pretending to be a woman), you should figure out what to shout yourself!" ”

"Yes, young master, Xianglan retires!"

"Well, go ahead!"

That's just like a word! Yaxingda! Being so mixed with her almost missed my personal rest time plan, noisy, banana you Barra! Going to bed early and waking up early has always been a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. But Ben said that he couldn't sleep yet, because "the bed is a place to bury youth!" Not to mention what kind of earth-shattering things you're going to do, at least you should at least do eye exercises before going to bed, right?

It's noisy, and the feeling of lying on this bed is similar to that of a bed in a school dormitory! Although I am now the son of the governor's family, I still want nothing to do, and I guess it should be boring to live every day. Banana, you are a Bara, the Tang Dynasty is considered the most prosperous period in Chinese history, why no one has invented the computer, and by the way, Microsoft and the Internet industry have solved it together! Or you can invent a mobile phone, or invent an MP3, it's really not good, you invent a radio, so that Lao Tzu can listen to some "voice of the Tang Dynasty" or something like that. Dizzy, it's a pity that there is no electricity now!

Wow Ka Ka! No, I've got to hurry up and plan my gang, or I'm going to get bored! You have to find some passion for your life! It just so happens that I want to invite Li Feng's kid to dinner tomorrow, and when I invite him to dinner tomorrow, I can talk to him about building a gang, and by the way, pull him to join, and then ask him where there are forces that are easy to recruit, of course, the most grassroots forces, people like him should know a little more about this, no way, Lao Tzu and his life and social scope are obviously not in a circle!

But then again, I don't know if there are many gangs now? Don't create a whole bunch of gangs for Lao Tzu at once. What kind of beggar gang, axe gang, knife club, heaven and earth club, Wendong club, Hongxing, mafia, Ben**............ It's noisy, if that's the case, then Lao Tzu won't be strangled in the cradle. But it doesn't matter, Lao Tzu likes to do challenging things the most, and the more this is the case, the more he will have a sense of accomplishment after success!

Hahahaha~~~ By the way, what is the name of Lao Tzu's gang? Is it called the Ku Klux Klan, the Yamaguchi-gumi, or the Kawainakai? Forget it, these are anti-imperialist and anti-feudal organizations, uh, it doesn't seem to be anti-feudal. What is it called? Yes, let's learn from Wen Dong once this time, no, he learned from me, and I lived in an era more than N centuries earlier than him.

Well, it's decided, it's called Tianyu League! Oh, no! Wait a minute! Tianyu League! Tianyu League! Day depressed? Depressed? Yaxingda, banana you Barra! Lao Tzu doesn't want to be depressed for himself, let alone depressed every day! Four Moons! (Li Tianyu plucked his nostrils and asked the director: What does this line mean?) Director: Stupid! Aren't four moons one sun? At a glance, you know that your kid QQ is not on a sun! Li Tianyu: K.O.! What about all the non-technical stuff! Director: No way, Tencent has sponsored us! The handpaper you used for filming is all sponsored by others! Li Tianyu:&*~^@#¥%...... However, Lao Tzu can't change it even if he is killed, and he can only have momentum by using his own name, so Wendong will develop so well! But Lao Tzu doesn't want to be called depressed by everyone! No, you have to avoid Lao Tzu's words! Uh~~~~ Which word is better to replace? Uh~~~~~~! Pregnant! (Liang: Got it?) How many months? After the birth, Ah Liang will give you a bolt child! Li Tianyu got carried away and said: Just now, just now! It's called the Chengtian Feather League! Heavenly feathers, heavenly feathers, uh, no, it's heavenly wings, yes, it's sauce purple!

Wow, hee, oh! Tianyu League, you wait for Lao Tzu to give you a shot! I'll be sure to be on the global Forbes gang list, and then I'll go to the United States and the United Kingdom and Japan to open a chain store! Hahahaha~~~~~Long live Tianyu!" Long live Tianyu! Hooray, hooray, hooray!