Chapter 162: Playing with Corrupt Officials
Zhao Youde, who couldn't return home with both people and money, sprinkled a resentment on the wall and kept beating the wall with his fists, causing blood to ooze from the back of his hands. Wu Dan, who was loyal, felt that Zhao Youde's fist hit the wall hurt his heart, so he advised Zhao Youde not to practice himself like this, why bother?
Zhao Youde also felt that it made sense when he heard it, why torture himself, if he wants to torture, he will torture others. As a result, Zhao Youde's fist hit Wu Dan's body, causing Wu Dan to let out an earth-shattering wail. Zhao Youde thinks that Wu Dan is too useless, which makes him happy, so Wu Dan should have such an end.
The county magistrate has a wife who loves stinky beauty very much, she looks round and jade, and every time she goes to the street, she either buys clothes or cosmetics, so she is amazing every time she appears in front of everyone, and she is deeply loved by the county magistrate because of this.
On this day, the county magistrate's wife walked down the street with her ass twisted as usual. But what happened today was very different than usual. Because two strange-looking men had been following her, and she hadn't noticed it at all. Because she felt that a beautiful woman like her was followed by others just to look at her twice, and her vanity was also satisfied when she satisfied the eyes of others, so why not?
Unfortunately, soon she was not happy. Because the two strange-looking people suddenly took her away when there were few people, and even if she shouted in her throat, no one heard her.
The two people who kidnapped the county magistrate's wife were the tiger monster and the pig-headed monster. Why did these two strange-looking people kidnap the county official's wife, in fact, they didn't know, they only knew to follow the orders of the boss Liang Xingfa. Liang Xingfa and everyone have come to Qinggu County, but he is not in a hurry to show up, he has to rescue Zhou Lijun first.
But he said that the county official was in a hurry at home like ants on a hot pot. Because just now some of his subordinates had reported to him that his wife, who was walking well on the street, suddenly disappeared, as if she had evaporated from the world.
The county magistrate looked at his subordinates and wanted to eat all these useless subordinates, and then turn them into feces and pull them out. He yelled at them loudly, "Let you see that you can't even look at a woman, what do you eat?" ”
Although the subordinates were very afraid, they still argued: "Madame always keeps us far away, and we can't see it if we want to." ”
The magistrate yelled at his men again: "Can't you look around if you can't see it, how can a big living person fly into the sky?" Even if you dig three feet into the ground, you have to find out my mother. ”
The men hurried out to find someone. But within a few seconds he ran back again, to be exact, and was sent back. The county magistrate was irritable, and when he turned his head to see that it was the same waste again, he immediately jumped and told them to get out of here. But the men didn't roll, they said that two strange-looking men had broken in.
Sure enough, the county magistrate raised his eyes and saw the fierce-looking tiger-headed monster and pig-headed monster, and he couldn't help but tremble in his heart, thinking that he was coming to ask for his life, and hurriedly called his subordinates to catch the two-headed monster and kill them.
I don't know that although those two strange-shaped people look terrible, they speak very well. Before the county magistrate's men could make a move, they politely said to the magistrate: "We have a brother who has been arrested for burglary, and we want to ransom him out, so we have come to discuss the price with the magistrate in depth." ”
As soon as the county magistrate heard that the other party was here to send money, he immediately welcomed him with a pleasant face, and asked his subordinates to make a pot of tea for these two strange-looking strong men.
The tiger monster and the pig-headed monster make the county officials not have to be polite, and they can give them no matter how much money they want.
The magistrate was even happier than he had just heard them say, and immediately threw his wife's affairs out of the clouds. Think about how much it is appropriate. After thinking for a while, he finally had an answer, so he smiled and said to the tigerhead, "You know that too. This burglary charge is not small, and it usually costs five hundred taels of silver. Moreover, he wounded the owner of the house again, which is another sin on top of a crime. Therefore, for the sake of your sincerity, I will accept you a thousand taels of silver. ”
The tiger monster and the pig-headed monster did not immediately answer whether the county official could do it or not, but looked at each other, as if they were communicating with each other.
But what the county magistrate thought was that if these two stupid-looking guys thought the price was too expensive, they could bargain, even if it was a 5% discount.
Not only did the tiger monster and the pig-headed monster not plan to bargain, but they also planned not to give a penny. Because the tiger head monster said to the county magistrate: "Only we know the whereabouts of Mrs. Zun, I wonder if the county lord is interested in asking her price?" ”
When the county magistrate heard the tiger-headed monster say such a thing, he couldn't help but be furious. He clapped the case and shouted, "Who are you sacred, and what do you want?" ”
The tiger head grinned and said to the county official, "You don't have to be in such a hurry. We're just talking to you about some of the issues. Our boss has said that with that brother of ours, you can test whether you are honest or not. It has now been proven that you are a corrupt official who abuses your power. Now we just want to prove that there is still love in your heart? ”
The county magistrate asked the tiger-headed monster: "What's wrong with my love, how can I say this?" ”
The tiger-headed monster said to the magistrate, "If you still have this lady of yours in your heart, then you will release our brother, who is worth a thousand taels of silver." Let's take one life for another. Whether you think it's fair or not, we think it's fair anyway. ”
The county magistrate forced a smile and said to the tiger-headed monster, "What if I refuse to change it." Are you going to kill my wife? ”
The tiger monster and the pig-headed monster smiled and gave an affirmative answer to the county magistrate. I didn't know that the county magistrate actually smiled and said: "I have long wanted to replace that loser in my family, so please raise your noble hand and let her die far away." ”
The tiger-headed monster continued to smile and said to the county magistrate, "Our boss has already said it. If you refuse to cooperate, we will strip your lady naked and tie her to the door of the yamen. At that time, everyone will laugh at you for being cuckolded, and this is the most unbearable thing for men in the world, you can't even protect your own woman to see what face you still have to live in this world. ”
Fortunately, as soon as the tiger head monster told the county official like this, he bluffed the county official into kneeling on his knees, and kept telling the tiger head monster that he was willing to cooperate, and he would definitely release Zhou Lijun intact.
The tiger-headed monster and the pig-headed monster laughed away, adding another layer of admiration for the boss Liang Xingfa in their hearts, and kept praising Liang Xingfa for his accurate grasp of human psychology.
The county magistrate personally went to the cell to release Zhou Lijun, causing Zhou Lijun's face to shine. provoked Wang Zhong to cast an admiring gaze at her. Zhou Lijun comforted Wang Zhong to wait, there will always be a rainbow after the wind and rain.
The county magistrate was very curious and asked Zhou Lijun who was the boss? Zhou Lijun said to the county official very proudly: "Speaking out will scare you to death." I don't usually look down on a small character like you. Even Tang Suzong has to give me some face, not to mention that a sesame official like you wants to beat me. Do you want to beat me up for 300 kills? ”
The county official hurriedly said: "Don't dare, don't dare, the hero is easy to go." Zhou Lijun kicked the county official's ass before walking away. made everyone in the government stunned. (To be continued.) )