Chapter 146: Bloody Dogs
Liu Bowen is a gentleman-type literati in history, and now he has done unsightly things, and he is ashamed to say it, he knows that this matter must not let more people know, Hao Ren sent Yu Tonghe to go with him, he knows that Yu Tonghe was sent by Hao Ren to keep an eye on him, as long as he is not careful, he will be killed by Yu Tonghe.
Hao Ren doesn't trust him, he also doesn't trust Hao Ren, he is ruthless, he is afraid that after the matter is completed, Hao Ren will kill him again in order to cover up the disgraceful crime.
The strange incident that Yu Tonghe said may be really strange, but it was exaggerated by Liu Bowen and deceived Yu Tonghe, so that he could not only invite credit, exaggerate his role, but also leave a way out for himself.
Liu Bowen used the means of pretending to be sick to pave two back roads for himself.
If Hao Ren shows signs of murder, with his current state of serious illness, Hao Ren will not kill him, he can pretend to be dead and escape to heaven.
If Hao Ren trusts him, relying on the 'secret room mentality' of plotting bad things together, and relying on him pretending to be seriously ill and coming back from the dead, he will definitely win Hao Ren's trust among the many strategists under the Qingfeng army, and he will have a bright future in the future. (Note 1)
Historically, Zhang Liang, Fan Li, Liu Bowen, etc., are all famous smart people who have retired from success, and can protect themselves in the wave of "cunning rabbit death, lackeys cooking, flying birds, and good bow hiding", this wisdom is definitely the best among the strategists.
However, Hao Ren visited the patient, with a kind of heart of seeing the patient in later generations, Hao Ren's attitude, in Liu Bowen's view, is not clear, he still doesn't know whether he should direct the next scene of resurrection or fake death, even the divine doctor Hu Qingniu has been deceived by Liu Bowen's methods.
To put it bluntly, Hu Qingniu was willing to treat Liu Bowen and give Liu Bowen medicine, but Liu Bowen didn't dare to use it, he was afraid that Hao Ren would buy Hu Qingniu and make a fuss about medicine.
Hao Ren just felt that Liu Bowen was a little sick, Liu Bowen was twice his age, if he played scheming, with the level of floor tiles of his later builders, how could he fight the top strategists of the times?
"How much does Mr. Liu eat?" Hao Ren asked Yu Tonghe.
"Mr. Liu's meal has increased slightly compared to before, and the three meals a day are all light meals according to Mr. Liu's instructions!" Yutong River Road.
When people are critically ill, most of them don't eat and drink, but this Liu Bowen, the amount of food does not decrease, Hao Ren feels strange, but he didn't expect that Liu Bowen's scheming is so profound.
"Yu Qianhu, don't ask more, help me prepare some glutinous rice, black dog blood, human feces and urine, maybe Mr. Liu's illness should be tried with extraordinary means!"
Hao Ren saw that the condition was strange, and even the divine doctor Hu Qingniu had no choice, judging from the symptoms and the onset of the disease, it was quite similar to the symptoms of evil in the supernatural novels of later generations.
He instructed Yu Tonghe to prepare the so-called must-have for exorcism, but Yu Tonghe pinched his nose and bought all three things, Yu Tonghe pinched his nose, not afraid of the blood of dogs, he killed people like hemp, and he had long been used to blood, but the bucket of human feces and urine, which was really disgusting.
Liu Bowen has fallen into a severe "coma", his breath is weak, no matter how he calls, he does not wake up, at this time, he can no longer communicate with Liu Bowen about the means of treatment, so he has to order someone to carry Liu Bowen, who is "severely unconscious", to the sun in the courtyard, and sit on a Taishi chair.
"Hey!" Hao Ren sighed, holding half a bowl of glutinous rice, sadness came from it, and in desperation, in order to save Liu Bowen, he could only temporarily play the role of 'dancing god'.
The glutinous rice 'crackled' on Liu Bowen's face, plain, according to the plot in the movie, it should be sprinkled with smoke, but at this time, no, Hao Ren knew that the effect of the medicine was wrong.
"Take the blood of the black dog!"
Yu Tonghe, who temporarily played the role of a Taoist boy, hurriedly handed half a basin of black dog blood to the 'master'.
Hao Ren took the dog's blood and said to Liu Bowen: "Mr. Liu, I have no choice, in order to save you, I am so offended!" ”
Saying that, Hao Ren poured half a basin of warm dog blood down the top of Liu Bowen's head, Liu Bowen was instantly soaked in a pool of blood, and his state was extremely embarrassed.
Liu Bowen is a literati after all, and he doesn't see as much blood as a general, and he is in a "coma", his nose smells blood, and his face can't help twitching.
"Mr. Liu seems to have moved!" Yu Tonghe saw it clearly, and he exclaimed.
Hao Ren has been watching Liu Bowen's movements, and Hao Ren can see the twitching of Liu Bowen's face clearly, just for a moment.
Liu Bowen's symptoms are very similar to those described in the novel, but the effect after 'medication' is very different from that in the novel, unless Liu Bowen is not an evil spirit, or the plot described in the novel is wrong.
Hao Ren belongs to the book lover of the stall genre, he firmly believes in novels, and even superstitious novels, the nonsense in the original novel has happened to him, how can the description of the novel be wrong?
"Moved? Where? I didn't see it! Hao Ren pretended to be surprised and said, "It seems that Mr. Liu is quite evil, it is not an ordinary method, I'm afraid it will be difficult to cure, bring the vat!" ”
When Liu Bowen heard that he was going to be splashed with stool, his face couldn't help twitching again, and he secretly prayed in his heart, "Dudu, that's enough, I want to recover, please don't splash me with stool."
However, he didn't know how to deal with the current scene, Hao Ren actually used such extraordinary means to treat himself, how should he act, so as not to help him? If you can't get things done, you will be despised by Hao Ren.
"Pounce-"
Accompanied by a pungent fishy smell, a large bucket of human feces and urine was splashed on Liu Bowen's head, Liu Bowen secretly scolded in his heart: "Hao Shisan, this portal slave, is really damn bad", he instinctively held his breath, and under the stimulation of the pungent stench, half of his face was distorted.
"Look, Mr. Liu has reacted, this one has an effect, do you want another bucket?" This time, Liu Bowen's face was distorted, and his movements were obvious, and Yu Tonghe exclaimed loudly again.
"It seems that what the master said has an effect!" Hao Ren said excitedly.
Liu Bowen scolded Hao Ren thousands of times in his heart, he wanted to control, control, and control, but in the end, he didn't control it, and with a "wow" sound, he almost vomited and even turned his stomach out of his mouth.
Liu Bowen vomited a lot, and finally came to his senses, his expression was more energetic, but he looked at Hao Ren and did not say anything to each other, but from his facial expressions, he could read a large series of spiritual dialogues.
Liu Bowen seemed to be saying: "Oh, for me, you are taking great pains!" Hao Ren's expression was calm, and he seemed to be silently replying: "This is specially tailored for you, if it is short, it can be lengthened." (Note 2)
Hao Ren is an atheist who believes in science, and a bucket of human feces and urine can cure a dying person, he doesn't believe it, but this bucket of human feces and urine can really activate a person who is suspended from death.
"Mr. Liu will be relieved, if his body can, please come to the Chinese army to discuss the matter, and we will plan the Eastern Crusade together and break the army!" Hao Ren said calmly.
Liu Bowen was sure that he had heard correctly, Hao Ren was going to invite him to discuss the matter, and he didn't say a word about the grave excavation, as if it hadn't happened, he knew that Hao Ren's killing of him was purely mediocre self-disturbance.
While talking, several men and a woman walked into the pavilion and saw everything in their eyes, and the scene in front of them surprised them.
(Note 1: The psychology of the secret room, the so-called dead friend, is 'open the crotch together; drank wine together, and prostituted together; We have been in prison together, and we have shared the spoils together', because they have done unsightly things together, they hide them from each other, and their relationship is better than that of ordinary people.
Note 2: See Mr. Benshan's sketch "Selling a Stretcher", the dialogue between Mr. Fan Wei and Mr. Benshan. (To be continued.) )