Chapter Eighty-Four: This World Is Too Crazy

When Li Tianyu came out, he found that the sun was already shining outside. In his own words, with the current brightness and contrast and this retro street, it would be nice not to take a few photos photoshopped. Well, I guess even PS is saved.

In the street ahead, there was a commotion of sounds, like gongs and drums, and like the sound of silk and bamboo orchestras. Isn't there someone in front of you who is marrying a daughter-in-law? Well, it seems that it may be a white thing. With these questions in mind, Li Tianyu walked forward with great interest.

"Children, may I ask what happened to the gong and drum beating in front of me?" Li Tianyu saw a child about twelve or thirteen years old on the side of the road, who naturally looked innocent and harmless to humans and animals, so he couldn't help but ask, "It's noisy, Lao Tzu shouldn't be a pedophile?"

"Seeing that you are so old, don't you even know this? Since the departure of Miss Feng Mengyao, the flower girl in Yuexiang Building in Yangzhou, the business of Yuexiang Building has been greatly worse than before. Now there are few girls in Yangzhou who can get the table. These are the geisha who are going to come to our Yangzhou to stop, there are more than 20 people in total, and it is said that it will not be long before Yangzhou will reopen a green building. As a man in Yangzhou, you didn't even know about it, and I was ashamed of you. I saw that the little friend who was asked by Li Tianyu lost all his eyes on Li Tianyu and despised Li Tianyu all over his body.

"Cough, that, little friend, you don't know, big brother I have always been indifferent by nature, pure and clean, and rarely go in and out of these high-end places, so it's understandable that the big brother doesn't know. Like you, a newborn calf is better than a tiger. Dare to ask the children, do you have a good relationship in our Qinglou in Yangzhou? "It's noisy, isn't it? This kid is too powerful, right, is Lao Tzu unable to keep up with the trend of the times, or is it that young people nowadays are like this? Looking at the appearance of his little P child, it is estimated that the hair on his body has not yet grown, how can he listen to him speak so old-fashioned? Lao Tzu finally met the person who can defeat Lao Tzu!

"Cut! I think you're scared of the tigress at home. Going to the Qinglou to find Sister Yao is nothing more than having fun, how can anyone go to find a good match. At a glance, I know that you have never been to the Qinglou, hey, it is really sad for a person like you to be our man. ”

After hearing what the kid said next, Li Tianyu was even more petrified. So, he looked at the child in front of him again with another unusually pure gaze. I saw that this child was brightly dressed, and his appearance and temperament did not look like ordinary people. At first glance, it is either rich or expensive, a typical rich second-generation prototype.

"Little brother, what you said is good, the big brother has been taught. Forgive your big brother for his purity. At this moment, Li Tianyu no longer dared to call the young man in front of him "little friend", but changed his name to "little brother".

"Hey, the adults now, there's really no way. They are all controlled so strictly by the tigresses in their own homes that they can't even experience the most basic pleasures of being a man. ”

"Wow, this little brother. Dare you know that Nohara Shinnosuke? Li Tianyu was now completely impressed by the young man in front of him, and his interest in him became even stronger.

"What a round spider, I've never heard of anyone with that name."

"Oh, that's a shame. Dare to ask the little brother's name? ”

"Who are you? Why should I tell you my name? ”

"Hehe, little brother, I can't hide it, big brother, I saw that you spoke very much to my liking, so I couldn't help but want to get to know you."

"Bah, I don't believe it. I don't think you're in a good mood. I'm not afraid to tell you that my uncle's family is the current governor of Zhejiang, Lord Li. ”

"What? Nani? Could it be that your surname is Choi? ”

"How? Scared, right? I think you dare to do anything to me? Hey? How do you know my surname is Choi? ”

"Well, little brother. Your eldest brother has said goodbye first, and if he will meet again in the future, my brother will invite you to visit the Qinglou. After Li Tianyu put down this sentence, he didn't care about the child's reaction, and fled directly forward.

"Hey, you, you haven't answered my question yet? Who wants you to treat you to the ......" Looking at Li Tianyu who fled wantonly, our little friend shouted like this, but after all, he was still young, and he was embarrassed to shout these words in public to go to the Qinglou.

After Li Tianyu completely escaped from the field of vision of the child who might be his cousin, he eased up. It's noisy, this kid is too good, it's a lot more coquettish than Lao Tzu back then. And it seems that he is likely to be his cousin. Yaxingda, when I was at home, I didn't hear anyone say that my mother's family also lived in Yangzhou, although Lao Tzu didn't take the initiative to ask anyone about these things. And when Lao Tzu disappeared and came back, why didn't I see their relatives come to visit. But Lao Tzu thinks that this kid's temperament is quite suitable for my appetite. Banana, Lao Tzu had planned to fool him to Tianyu League before, but with his temperament, it is estimated that Lao Tzu doesn't need to fool him much, he may run over directly with his butt pouting. It's good now, this kid can't be his cousin, in this case, this thing will not be easy to do, in case one day my mother learns about these things, then Lao Tzu will not be sad. Banana, you Barra, Lao Tzu is really unfavorable.

Just after Li Tianyu was still there and sighed about what had happened before, a very pleasant melody gradually came into Li Tianyu's ears. Li Tianyu only felt that the more he listened to this melody, the more familiar it became, but he couldn't figure out where he had heard it. When he followed the melody, he noticed that not far in front of him was a parade of honor guards similar to those invited by some large company in later generations when it opened.

When the guard of honor gradually walked towards him, Li Tianyu saw that these melodies were all made of flutes. And the people who played these sheng flutes turned out to be the geisha that Li Tianyu saw when he visited Slender West Lake before. It's just that their outfits today are much more solemn than before. However, because the place where Li Tianyu was standing was a bit low-key, and the expressions of these geisha today were serious, their eyes were looking straight ahead, and they didn't look at passers-by at all, so they didn't notice Li Tianyu today.

I'm going to go, it's too fake, they all look the same as the feeling of looking at supermodels in later generations. It seems that this year is still a little packaging, and then hype, even if it is a bubble of stool, it can be hyped into gold. Anyway, who is the mastermind behind this scene, he spent such a lot of money and did it so professionally. Yaxingda, these sisters, ah, the sisters really have the talent to mix in the entertainment industry, but it's a pity that these industries are not popular these days.

However, looking at these postures, is there really any large-scale spiritual civilization construction center to be opened? It seems that the previous one was also a small-scale propaganda. Yaxingda, anyway, this company has not yet been listed, and it has begun to do publicity, which is so fucking promising. In other words, do you want to buy some industries too? It's still a little embarrassing to spend the family's money all these years, after all, I'm not too big now. You can't be like when you were a child, you were ignorant and runny, and you asked for money to buy snacks at home.

But what will Lao Tzu do now? Yaxingda, it seems that he really doesn't know anything. Do you want Lao Tzu to open a school, to open an exam-oriented education or something, to open a few science courses, to teach mathematics, physics and chemistry? Well, forget it, these ancients are estimated to know a language, and the other courses are estimated to be treated as miraculous skills by them, who are readers of the way of Confucius and Mencius. Moreover, even if Lao Tzu finally gives them a test paper exam, there is no restriction on the composition of the language, except for poetry, then it is not a cup of death?

It's noisy.,Saying that my major in college is also English.,Second foreign language is also Japanese.。 In this year, even if it is in line with global standards, many countries come to worship Datang. And it is estimated that it is a few nearby Asian countries, such as India, Goryeo, Turkic and the like. Speaking of stick language, Lao Tzu will only say "Ah, naihasai". And it is estimated that Lao Tzu will not even be able to see these foreigners in these years.

Banana, you Barra, do you want Lao Tzu to go to the underworld industry? Pornography, gambling and drugs? Huang's words, although it is now a legal enterprise, but Lao Tzu really does not have the courage to build a green building, and it is estimated that with the current competitiveness, Fack, it is better to give up. Do you want to gamble? In these years, it is estimated that only the dice roll is over, and there should be no pai gow and mahjong. As for those slot machines, apple machines, farmhouses and the like, they are even more floating clouds. If it is poisonous, Lao Tzu would like to think about it, but in these years, there is not even a Silk Road, and Lao Tzu's own smoking is a problem. It seems that Lao Tzu is really a bit sad now.

Count it, you can get it yourself, and there is really nothing else that can be used to mix rice and eat. In his later life, there was only one painting left. It's just that Lao Tzu hasn't painted for N years since he went to college, and he learned Chinese painting and sketching at that time. Could it be that Lao Tzu went to sketch? Earn money by painting people? What if you meet someone who looks sorry for the brush and paper? Do you want Lao Tzu to paint while spitting?

The sun, the literature is not successful, and the martial arts are not enough, Lao Tzu still went to do his promising career as the godfather of the underworld. At home, just be a professional loser, anyway, now my father's industry should be enough for me to lose, and Lao Tzu also hopes that he can become a rich second generation official or something like that.

Just when Li Tianyu was still immersed in his YY, the honor guard composed of those geisha had gradually gone away. It's just that the number of onlookers who have been following around has not decreased. Could it be that these are all paid childcare? Or is it really attractive?

It's just that at this moment, in the private room of a teahouse in the distance, a hazy figure was imprinted on the screen in front of him. However, the figure behind the screen looked at the honor guard in the distance as if he wanted to penetrate the screen. And in front of this screen, there are also twin sisters printed in molds one by one, standing left and right. Maybe the impact of a beautiful woman on everyone is not very big, but if two beauties who look exactly the same stand together, the impact is extraordinary. What's more, there is a young woman standing between the two who looks more beautiful and charming, and the sisters on both sides are already veritable beauties, but this young woman standing here does show her beauty more stubbornly. Perhaps sometimes the most effective way to set off flowers is the green leaves, not cow dung and dog tail grass.

"Lord, I seem to see the person my lord wants." Suddenly, one of the twin sisters said this.

"Oh, is it? Where is it? Before the so-called lord behind the screen could answer, the beautiful young woman had already asked.

"Well, that's it."

"Hehe, is this the person he is looking for? I don't think there's anything special about it! ”

I saw that the figure behind the screen was still unmoved after hearing these words, like a wooden man.