Chapter 1287: Guo Immortal VS Five Spirit Dao Leader (I)
Guo Ye, who was under the red flag and grew up in New China, didn't believe in such a thing as magic. Even if this extremely unscientific incident occurred, Guo Ye still had a respectful attitude towards the theory of ghosts and gods.
The reality of the situation also gives him a lot of face. Since crossing the Tang Dynasty, he has also met Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng, who have known 500 years before and 500 years after 500 years, and created the legendary book "Tui Bei Tu", and he has no ability to transcend the material world.
Master Xuanzang traveled west and came back, the second senior brother and the third junior brother are just ordinary people, either cooks or bandits, there is nothing mysterious. These are the cows in later legends. The characters who are forcing the boom have no superpowers, and this wild Taoist priest who cheats money and sex has it? Guo Ye is one hundred and twenty do not believe.
But then again, there is a saying called "the master is in the people", and there is also a saying that "it is better to believe it than to believe it", for this kind of supernatural thing, Guo Ye plans to be cautious in his heart, and his mouth is the main thing.
Guo Yedao: "Fighting method? The Five Spirits Dao Chief said this badly. The so-called avenue is extreme, and the supernatural power is self-sufficient. People in the path of my generation should practice diligently, point to the avenue, and have their own supernatural powers. If you blindly pursue spells, you will fall behind. ”
Seeing that Guo Ye was unwilling to fight, the Five Spirits Dao Master sneered: "Guo Xianren, that's a good point, the Five Spirits have been taught." However, since Wuling's words have been spoken, there is no reason to take them back, and Guo Xianren still has to compete with Wuling. Otherwise, today's events will be spread, and those who know that Guo Xianren are dedicated to the Tao and have no intention of fighting. If you don't know, you have to say that Guo Xianren was afraid of the five spirits and didn't dare to fight. Some people even have to say that Guo Xianren doesn't practice just talking, but in fact he doesn't have half of his mana, and he is a swaggering person. That's a good thing to say! ”
It's not a big deal to watch the excitement, as soon as I heard the word "fighting method", I was looking forward to the two immortals doing such a show. The head of the Five Spirits Dao is such a general, and the others will follow suit.
"Guo Xianren dry. Damn, we've got your back! ”
"Guo Xianren, the mana is boundless; Miracle skills, victory, and success! ”
"Wuling Lao Dao, you don't sprinkle bubbles to follow what you look like, dare to challenge Guo Xianren, Guo Xianren can destroy you with a breath!"
"Although Guo Xianren studied under Guangchengzi, even if he cultivated from his mother's womb, it was only more than 20 years. The five spirits are long, but they have been cultivating for hundreds of years. There is so much difference in kung fu. Today's competition, I think Guo Xianren is choked enough! Guo Xianren, you can't do it, give me a good word. Even if you admit defeat now, there's nothing to be ashamed of! ”
"Five Spirit Dao Chief, don't be unforgiving, Guo Xianren shouldn't fight, forget it, give me a face, this matter is over!"
"Guo Xianren, you can't admit it, if you don't fight, you will make those ignorant villains proud!"
These people are arching fire on both sides, Guo Ye is also difficult to ride a tiger at this time, and there are some problems that cannot be solved by mouth cannons.
It's like a billionaire who says he treats money as dung, and everyone praises him for his good manners. If the poor man wants to say that he treats money like dung, everyone will laugh at him for not eating grapes and saying that grapes are sour. If Guo Ye wants to show an attitude of not attaching importance to spells, you must first win the Five Spirits Dao Master in spells.
Guo Ye quietly asked Gao Jianwu, the king of Rongliu County beside him: "This Five Spirit Dao Leader, really knows how to spell?" ”
Gao Jianwu said: "Guo Xianren can't underestimate the Five Spirits Dao Chief, the Five Spirits Dao Leader catches ghosts and subdues demons, all of them are good at it, otherwise why do so many high-ranking officials respect him like a god?" ”
Hunt ghosts and demons? Why is this more and more unreliable. You can catch ghosts and demons, and I will slay dragons and catch phoenixes! The game is bragging, where are the demons and monsters in this world caught by the five spirit Dao chiefs.
Gao Jianwu looked at Guo Ye's strange face and said, "Guo Xianren doesn't need to give face to the lonely king, and he will ruthlessly clean up this Five Spirit Dao Master." Now he has been unclear with his surname Yuan all day long, and most of the ministers in the court still think that Yuan Gai Suwen has returned to his destiny. Guo Xianren must ruthlessly lose his face to prove that the Mandate of Heaven is still on the side of the Lone King! "Look at what Gao Jianwu means, this can only be won and not lost!
Guo Ye was driven to the shelves this time, and said unnaturally: "Since this is the case, then you and I will have a competition, I don't know how to compare?" ”
The Five Spirits Dao was complacent, and said: "Poor Dao has studied art in Zhongnan Mountain in your country for eighty years, and has learned countless various immortal spells. Today, the five spirits will demonstrate a small spell, if Guo Xianren can also use it, the five spirits will bow down! ”
Guo Yesin said you just blow it, you have been studying art for 80 years, then you must not be more than 100 years old this year, then you will really become an old immortal. Guo Yedao: "In that case, please also ask the Five Spirits Dao Master to demonstrate!" ”
Wuling Dao said: "Guo Xianren, wait a minute, the poor Dao will come when you go!" ”
After a while, a few little Taoist boys brought a large cauldron, and the pot was filled with oil. Someone cleared a field, and the pot was set up, and dry wood was lit underneath.
Without a single cup of tea, the oil boiled, boiling and bubbling hot. The Five Spirits Dao Master took out a copper coin, blew it, and threw it into the oil pot.
The Five Spirit Dao Leader smiled slightly and said, "The name of the spell of the Poor Dao is called Oil Pot to Make Money. Poor Dao has practiced these arms for 20 years, and the swords and guns that have been refined in these arms are invulnerable, and water and fire are not invaded, so that he can do this technique. If ordinary people do this, they will die here in an instant. Guo Xianren, you can take a good look! ”
After the Five Spirits Dao Master finished speaking, he rolled up his sleeves high, put his hands into the oil pot, and stirred around. It took a while to stir for a while before I found a copper coin from the oil pan. The Five Spirits Dao Master held the copper coin high and said, "Everyone, please look! ”
Obviously it is for everyone to see the copper coin in his hand, but it is actually for people to see his arm.
He had actually performed this spell many times, otherwise the high-ranking officials of Goguryeo would not have regarded him as an immortal. However, when everyone saw him perform again, they still cheered for him.
"The Five Spirits Dao Leader is indeed a Taoist! It's okay to get out of the oil pot, Guo Xianren may have to make a mistake today! ”
"Can Guo Xianren do it? The Five Spirits Dao Master has been practicing for this for twenty years. Guo Xianren is powerful, and he hasn't practiced it for nothing, right? ”
"The five spirits are mighty, Guo Ye jumps off the beam clown, how can he compete! Quickly kneel down and kowtow, the five spirit Dao is magnanimous and can spare your life! ”
"Guo Ye Xiao'er, you have offended the Five Spirits Dao Master, no one in the sky or on the earth can save you!"
Facts speak louder than words, and as soon as the spell of the Five Spirit Dao Masters is finished, the direction of the wind will completely change.
Gao Jianwu was also a little vague at this time, and said, "Immortal Guo, can this work?" As the saying goes, if you stay in the green mountains, you are not afraid of no firewood, so you don't want to be rash. You are the official of Pingyang County, the Ministry of Rites of the Tang Dynasty, and if you really want to have three long and two short ones in Xiao Wang, Xiao Wang can't explain it. Otherwise, let's throw in the towel! ”
Guo Ye walked in front of the oil pot, raised his nose and smelled it, and a sour smell came to his nose, and he knew what was going on. The so-called oil pot to make money is just a kind of deception.
This kind of deception, not to mention in the Tang Dynasty, even in the Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, and even in the Republic of China, can be regarded as an untold secret on the rivers and lakes. But for Guo Ye in the network society, it is really nothing. It is nothing more than vinegar on the inside of the pot and oil on the top. Now I look at the oil boiling and boiling, in fact, the vinegar is boiling. The oil temperature is also 50 or 60 degrees, which is just right for washing hands.
Knowing is knowing, but how to solve the problem now?
Thoroughly expose the Five Spirits Dao Chief? Don't be kidding, Guo Ye didn't come here to preach science, what good did it do him to expose the Five Spirits Dao Master? Exposing the Five Spirits Dao Leader as a liar, people have to think about it, the Five Spirits Dao Leader is swaggering and cheating, so is this Guo Immortal also lacking in quality?
Guo Ye thought to himself, he had to think of a way, not only not to expose the Five Spirits Dao Chief, but also to be more clever than the Five Spirits Dao Chief.