Chapter Ninety-Five: Two Things in Life
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The lucky one who was drawn walked to the stage along the crutches, excitedly took his ball from the hawker's hand, and held it high to show the people below.
After the first fourth prize came out, the cheers followed again and again, and when the last second prize mountain bike was drawn, there was a sense of disappointment in the crowd that was not drawn.
The prizes were distributed on the spot, and after Li Chunfeng checked the number and name of the ball, he sent the prizes, and each lucky person took the prize to show up on the stage, and the first wave of the lottery was completed.
And then another one. The wave warms up the singing and dancing and pushes the atmosphere to a higher level. tide, the hawker went down to smoke a cigarette and rested, Li Chunfeng came over, "Uncle Shi, this prize is set up a little little, I see that everyone is still unsatisfied, you see how about we add some small prizes, it can be regarded as a comfort to everyone"
The hawker turned his head to look at the crowd of onlookers, his face was squinting, and he couldn't see the expectation of the prize, but as a fortune boy praised by everyone in Chang'an, the hawker decided that it would be better to set up a consolation prize.
So after a song and dance, the vendor walked up to the stage again, looked around, and pretended to be cordial, "Everyone, the girls' singing and dancing are okay, right?" “
"Good"
"It's so exciting, one more"
The hawker put the microphone to his mouth, "It's really not my own woman, don't feel distressed, the girls are not tired", this unsparing sentence led to a burst of laughter, "Okay." Let the girls rest, I just discussed it with someone backstage. Considering that everyone is very supportive of the Shenglong, it is in line with the idea of making money in harmony. Special plus a consolation prize draw, because it is a temporary increase, so the prize is a bit small, don't mind"
After saying that, the hawker dressed up his clothes, "Now the draw of the consolation prize begins, the quota is twenty people, a cold weapon, and a set of thermal underwear"
"Wow..." Li Yue'er's clothing store has been open for so long, many people know what thermal underwear is for, and I heard that this thing is worn in a set. There's basically no need to wear other clothes outside, good thing!
In the anticipation of the crowd, the hawker put his hand into the box, one by one from the inside of the twenty numbers, the crowd once again erupted in a burst of envy, the winners of the lottery happy to come to the stage to receive the prize, a good omen for the small year to win!
In the morning, the vendor arranged two rounds of draws, and in the afternoon there were not enough things in the store, you think. A city of one million people, there is a hypermarket in Shenglong, as long as the things sold are not too far away from life, it will definitely be in short supply.
In the afternoon, the hawker handed over the venue to Li Chunfeng. When he went home to buy the goods, Li Chunfeng was still squirming at first and didn't dare to do it, and the duck that was scared by the hawker was put on the shelves. One of the most powerful excuses is that if you don't do it, I won't let you be in charge of Miss Condensation.
Li Chunfeng, who has a heart, stubbornly supports the field. From the beginning of the jerky to the end of falling in love with this stage, it seems that this person is forced out!
The peddler saw that the child was very upright. I was relieved to hand over the tasks for the next few days to him, and Li Chunfeng finally grew into an excellent field controller after a few days of training!
After the New Year, the hawker felt that it was time to send the bride price that Li Er wanted, and Li Er, who was working in the study, heard the rumor that the hawker had come to give the bride price, and the excited shoes were worn backwards
"Oh, Dabao, you're here, sit down, drink water, come and smoke a cigarette" In front of money, Li Er completely lost the majesty of the emperor, as if a scheming hawker had seen the chengguan.
The peddler sat on the sofa very nervously, took a sip of the tea sent by Li Er, and then picked up the real dragon handed over by Li Er with two fingers, and took a sip on Li Er's lighter.
The smoke slowly passed around the lungs, and then it was lightly exhaled, "It's still Your Majesty's smoke."
"No matter how good it is, it's not all you give, Dabao, you're here to give a bride price today?"
"Well, there are some other things besides the bride price, you see where the bride price is for you, five million catties of steel does not occupy space, and 20 million catties of grain is not a small amount."
Li Er rubbed his hands, indeed, he circled the house twice, "In this way, Dabao still has to bother you for a trip, do you think this will work, you can send the steel to the Ministry of Industry directly, they can use it, what about the food, you are tired, or those cities before, you help me send it over, how about it?" ”
The peddler pretended to be embarrassed and scratched his head, "Oh, it's almost the New Year, isn't it okay to go far away?" ”
As soon as he heard the tone of the hawker's words, Li Er was depressed, knowing that this goods were starting to take the shelf, he coughed twice, "What's that, someone paid tribute to the palace a few years ago" Li Er didn't say anything later, the hawker was already like a cat that smelled fishy, "Hey, don't you just send something, Your Majesty, you can do it"
"The national teacher is not afraid of trouble?"
"What's the trouble, I've marked the places I've been to last time, it's just a few more trips"
Li Er really couldn't understand what kind of education the hawker received, and he could be so shameless, but in his heart, Li Er was now more and more inseparable from the hawker, not to mention the endless rare items, just say what he wanted, as long as he spent money, he could help him do it properly, just by virtue of this, Li Er felt that the hawker was really sent by God to help him, this is auspicious.
After arranging the bride price, Li Er remembered what the vendor said just now that there were other things besides the bride price, "By the way, Dabao, what are the other things you just said?" ”
"Oh, that's the case, at the end of the year, Sheng Long made an account, calculated this year's income, a total of 400,000 yuan, Your Majesty holds a part of the stock, I brought your part of the dividends, this is a document, you see, if the number is correct, just sign it"
Li Er took the bill handed over by the vendor, looked at the long numbers on it, and couldn't close his mouth in surprise, others didn't know, he knew that the Shenglong had only been open for a few days, and this income was almost one-twentieth of his entire Datang tax revenue, which would be open for a year.
Holding the list, Li Er calculated one by one, and after calculating, Li Er found that something was wrong, "Dabao, you are missing one-tenth of this, where did this part of the money go?" ”
The vendor held the teacup and replied, "That part is tax, and I don't know what your tax rate is, so I will hand it over to the household department according to the eleventh tax."
Li Er's mouth was open, and it took him a long time to catch his breath, "Dabao, don't you know that those with knighthoods are tax-free?" ”
Put down the teacup, the hawker decided to make up the relationship between Li Er's tax and the country, otherwise anyone with a title will not be taxed, and it will inevitably collapse in the late Ming Dynasty, although the hawker doesn't read much, but that refers to serious learning, and there are a lot of online novels, which author wrote about the Ming Dynasty when he was not particularly depressed about their tax structure.
The reason why the country died at the end of the Ming Dynasty, the tax is also a big relationship, the Zhumen magnates have money but do not pay taxes, and the barefoot old farmers cannot pay taxes, so they cause various uprisings in the late Ming Dynasty one after another, and finally Comrade Xiao Zhu covers his face with his hair and hangs on the southeast branch as a symbol, marking the end of a dynasty!
The hawker was in a hot relationship with Li Er, but he didn't want to see this happen, so he sorted out the vocabulary, and the hawker said, "I don't know if Your Majesty has heard this sentence, there are only two things that cannot be avoided in life, that is, death and paying taxes."
[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )