"Sure enough, it's good tea, young master, this is the best tea Pandan has ever drunk in her life."

"Oh, is it? At that moment, the young master asked you to drink the good tea that you will drink in your next life, which is 100 times better than this. Don't get me wrong, young master, I won't give you anything? It is to let you see what real tea is! ”

Noisy, Lao Tzu is a highly educated student and a five-good young man who has received the baptism of "Eight Honors and Eight Shames"! Datang, who usually doesn't even eat meat, is a super good man (A Liang: That, who just ate a fish the day before yesterday?) Is that you, Passerby A? ）。 Although Lao Tzu also killed a lot of people in his previous life, those people were all in the game, like that kind of large-scale realistic and exciting gunfight Contra. There's no way, they can only blame themselves, who makes their level not as high as Lao Tzu? Who let them play the game without cheating? Waha~~ "Xianglan, pour that milk into the teapot for the young master, not too much, basically let the milk and tea account for half." Then shake it again, give it a slight shake! ”

Wow ha, Yoremi milk tea, shake it before drinking! The great and sacred milk tea is about to be born, and from then on, Lao Tzu will forever be recorded in the annals of the Tang Dynasty and the tea ceremony or water scripture of the Tang Dynasty.

"Young master, is it really okay to drink milk and tea together?"

"Don't worry, Master Ben is a big fan of milk tea, Brother Xinyu, ah no, it's Brother Xintian, you have eternal life!"

It's noisy, Brother Yu doesn't sound as loud and domineering as Brother Tian, that's right, from now on, Lao Tzu will be Brother Tian. Wow Ka Ka, why is the color of the milk tea poured out different from Yoremi? (Liang: Nonsense, do you think it can be the same?) It's noisy, why does it taste so nondescript? I don't have the sweet feeling of milk tea, Banana Barra, I don't put sugar at all, and I don't know if there is sugar in this era?

"Xianglan, do we have any sugar at home?"

"Back to the young master, there is!"

"Then go and grab a handful for Young Master Ben! Uh, wait, let's take this teacup, get a half-cup! ”

"Yes, young master!"

Banana Bara, why does this thing smell weird? Could it be fresh milk that has just been purchased from the Inner Mongolia prairie? No, Lao Tzu will never allow his first invention in Zhenguan Datang to be declared bankrupt. No matter how you say it, Lao Tzu is also a person who has come over, and we can't afford to lose our people in the 21st century in Datang!

"Young master, young master, the sugar is here!"

"Okay, add all the teapots to the young master, and remember to shake them again before drinking!"

"Is it okay? Master! ”

"Well, pour it out a little and let the young master taste it."

Wow Ka Ka, the taste is about the same, much stronger than before, a little bit of that meaning. But it doesn't feel very professional. What else do you want to put in the fuss? Do you really want Lao Tzu to make his own Xizhilang jelly, and then put it in? No, hey, there is no sweet and sour taste of fruit! Depressed...... Wait, sweet and sour? Sweet and sour? Sour~~~Sweet~~~? Wow Ka Ka Ka almost forgot about this stubble.

"Xianglan, go and give Young Master Ben that little old vinegar from Shanxi again, Young Master Ben is going to upgrade the milk tea this time?"

"Young master, what is Shanxi old vinegar?"

"What, don't we have vinegar in our house?"

Noisy, is there no vinegar in this era? It's impossible, I don't believe it when I killed Lao Tzu, I remember that it was already in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and it was generally produced in the Han Dynasty?

"Back to the young master, our family does have vinegar, but the old vinegar that the young master said, our family doesn't have it!"

"Then just give the young master some of our vinegar!"

"Then does the young master want anything else?"

Wow, your eyes are so resentful, didn't it just make you run two more times? Do you want Young Master Ben to go in person, it's still the same sentence, no door, even the windows are closed. Although these things could have been done all at once, but Lao Tzu is not also for the needs of the plot! You little girl!

"No need, if it doesn't work this time, the young master will never drink tea and milk again."

Yaxingda, Lao Tzu has always spoken and counted, saying that if you don't drink tea, you won't drink tea, and Lao Tzu will change to tea in the future. Saying that if you don't drink milk, you won't drink milk, Lao Tzu sucks milk with a straw! Banana that Bara, why is he walking so slowly this time, and the speed is about to catch up with Liu Xiang, of course, it is Liu Xiang who is walking. What's the matter, isn't Liu Xiang walking Liu Xiang Liu Xiang? Young Master Ben loves everything about national heroes, no matter when, where, in any state, or in any ...... What's wrong? Liu Xiang is not a national hero? Yaxingda, a few years ago, when Lao Tzu was still in junior high school, I saw Liu Xiang wearing red body armor, ah no, it was Liu Xiang in red armor who carried a yellow explosive bag to blow up a black bunker. Uh, no, I didn't see him in person, I saw this paragraph, the reason why Lao Tzu remembered it so clearly was because he didn't get this question right back then. Wowha, I didn't score any points in the class, uh, no, I got 0 points, and everyone else had more or less points. Because my family was poor at the time and couldn't afford to buy a TV, I couldn't watch TV, so I had to play games on the Xiaobawang computer every day.

"Master, the vinegar has been brought over!"

"Uh-huh, whoa, you're taking so much?"

It's noisy, I forgot to pay attention just now, but I didn't expect this little girl to take Lao Tzu's bowl away. Yaxingda, let this little girl drink it if she can't use it up, Lao Tzu won't be jealous in front of her if she is killed, and Lao Tzu is not good at being jealous, so she has to let her drink it, and train her to become the first person to be jealous in the Tang Dynasty. Wha, no, Lao Tzu is too evil.

"Young Master, is this the down? How much do you pour in? ”

"Well, based on your experience, how do you feel about this vinegar? Is it a very sour kind, or a slightly sour one, or a little sweet and sour? ”

"Back to the young master, the vinegar at home is still quite good, it feels a bit like wine, a little mellow."

"Oh, is it? Then hurry up and pour a cup for the young master to let the young master taste it first? Don't look at me like this, this young master took the initiative to dedicate himself to the configuration of the best quality milk tea in Datang. ”

It's noisy, Lao Tzu remembers that the ancient vinegar was made of what was left over from the wine, and the Chinese teacher told me about it back then, so the left side of the vinegar is the right side of the wine. Yaxingda, Lao Tzu is really the smartest and smartest person in Datang. What the? I said before that I don't drink vinegar when I kill you, and I said brother, you heard it wrong, or you remembered it wrong. Lao Tzu didn't say it at all, if you don't believe it, go ask Ah Liang. I warn you, now 13E people in China are paying attention to this script, don't make rumors about me, beware of Lao Tzu's fans Yuzhu collective human flesh search for you, and then go to your house to block you.

Wow, is this called vinegar? Where is Datang's industry and commerce? Lao Tzu wants to complain, uh, forget it. Anyway, this thing tastes pretty good, and it really has a fruity sour feeling, although it feels very slight. Yaxingda, Lao Tzu will have to drink some of this stuff regularly in the future. Well, forget it, it is estimated that Lao Tzu is now the first handsome person in the Tang Dynasty. This is not nonsense, Lao Tzu is a person who came from the 21st century, no matter how Lao Tzu's temperament is said, he is the first in Datang, and it is estimated that the second is at least 2 billion light years away from me. What the? Am I bragging? Nonsense, more than fourteen centuries have passed. If you don't believe it, you fly to measure it yourself, and don't talk nonsense if you haven't measured it. Have I tested it? You tell me? Lao Tzu just came here from the 21st century, do you say Lao Tzu has tested it? You polio!

"Well, that's right, Xianglan, after the young master personally went up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire to collect evidence and test, I now order you to pour the remaining vinegar into the milk tea. Don't look at me with such suspicion, the young master is serious, believe in the young master, and you will have eternal life! ”

"Then young master, do you want to shake it again now?"

"What do you say? Of course, it's not shaken~~~ No. ”

Shake it before drinking it has always been Lao Tzu's style, whether you are tea or water, wine or cola, or juice?

"Okay, I guess it's pretty much there. You quickly poured a cup for Young Master Ben full ~full~. Of course, you can also try it. ”

"No need, young master, pandan won't drink it."

It's noisy, it's worth it for you to drink, and if you don't drink it, you can save Lao Tzu a little, and the cost alone is enough for Lao Tzu to drink a bottle of 85-year-old XO.

"Poof~~~~ What's the trouble, what kind of thing is this TMD?"

Yaxingda, why don't all of them taste good alone, it's so exciting when mixed together. (A Liang: This is not nonsense, the sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal in the gunpowder are not a good thing to stand alone, and it is quite exciting to mix them together.) Banana that Bara, is Lao Tzu's first invention when he first arrives in Datang going bankrupt like this?

Forget it, anyway, who said that failure is success, mother, stepmother! It's noisy, which proves that Lao Tzu will definitely succeed next time. Moreover, an inventor like Edison, who is second only to me, has also failed N times before succeeding, and no matter who he is, he has failed much more than he succeeded. (Ah Liang: Isn't this nonsense!) Success is success once, it is always 1, the smallest natural number -#) Wowhahaha, Lao Tzu is actually quite fierce.

Having said that, although Lao Tzu failed, Lao Tzu's contribution to the Tang wine industry is unmatched. Even if Lao Tzu failed, Lao Tzu was just as happy. Regardless of the result, Lao Tzu only pays attention to the process. What, you don't believe? Then listen to Lao Tzu fooling you, ah no, enlighten you! Do people all have to die? So since the result is death, do you pay attention to the result of this "death" or the process of "living"? Well, you don't have to answer anymore, Lao Tzu has already seen the answer in your eyes.

"Uh~~ That pandan, don't pass this on to the young master today, remember? It's not allowed to get out! ”

"Yes, young master! What to do with the rest of the milk tea? ”

It's noisy, this matter must not be spread out, otherwise it will damage the prestige of this son, who is "unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness" in the rivers and lakes. Lao Tzu has always paid attention to his reputation and never did bad things. Even if I occasionally do it a few times a month, I use the pseudonym "A Liang", Lao Tzu is a good child of the 21st century and the Tang Dynasty. "Eight honors and eight shames" has always been my principle of life. "****" is always the goal of my struggle, and "Li Yuanism", "Li Shimin Thought" and "Li Tianyu Theory" have always been the inexhaustible source of my prosperity!

"That, you must deal with it properly, you can't let others find evidence, if you can't do it, you will kill people and destroy corpses! I'll leave this matter to you, and now my brother just called me to play mahjong, and has come to the door. I'll go first, remember that you must deal with it for the young master! ”

It's noisy, we can't afford to lose this person, we have to flash people quickly, but it looks like it's almost 3 o'clock in the afternoon of "Chang'an time". Today, Lao Tzu has to invite Li Feng's kid to dinner, it's noisy, fortunately, Lao Tzu didn't eat much in the morning, this meal Lao Tzu has to eat back eight costs, what do you see, this meal is Lao Tzu's treat? Do you think the renminbi is easy to earn? It was all my father's hard work and hard work to embezzle. You think it's easy, huh? Banana that Bara!

"Wait a minute, young master~~"