Chapter 401 Joke about painted skin

The day dawned, and a new day came. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info When the eastern sky was dyed red by the spray of the red sun, Sun Yanzhen's light figure flashed into the inner courtyard of the Assassin Shi Yamen.

Yingge stood in the courtyard, turned around slowly, and smiled slightly, "Sister Yanzhen, you're still back......"

"Oh. I'll just walk around, isn't the horse going to leave Qizhou today, what about people? Sun Yanzhen's face turned red! His eyes involuntarily looked at Anhe's door.

"He, he's gone......" Yingge sighed, "Sister Yanzhen, he asked us to stay in Qizhou for a while, and then leave." ”

"He's gone?" Sun Yanzhen was taken aback, "He is a Qincha, the honor guard is here, where is he going?" ”

"Sister Yanzhen, he took Sister Fengchier to Minzhou, and he is going to exterminate the thieves in Minzhou." Yingge said, looking into the distance with worried eyes through the layers of roofs.

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Half a month later. It was noon, and the late autumn sun was hanging high in the sky, still a little hot and scorching. In Minzhou City, there was a lot of noise. Although this Minzhou city is smaller than Qizhou City, it is an important commercial town, with merchants gathering and goods turnover, which is far more prosperous than Qizhou.

In a corner in the south of the city, a few days ago, a wide pergola was suddenly erected. Now, in the pergola, behind a desk, sits a young man with a dark complexion, holding a paper fan and looking around with a smile. Behind him, there stood a man and a woman, the woman was young and gorgeous, and the man was nearly middle-aged with a cold expression. Inside and outside the pergola, there were countless peddlers, pawns and merchants from all over the world, and they were surrounded by water.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the next three people passed by Minzhou, and they had to open this field, and they said a few jokes to make everyone laugh! I hope that the old and young masters will have a money field......" The young man stood up and said loudly.

"Don't be verbose, tell jokes. Silver is good to say! I don't know who in the crowd shouted, which immediately caused everyone to continue to echo.

"Hehe, okay, below, Xiao Ke will tell you a more thrilling and terrifying story. Listen, everyone! It is said that there was a scholar surnamed Wang in Taiyuan Mansion, who traveled early one day and met a beautiful girl, so he asked her why she walked alone. The woman replied that she was the concubine of a rich family and was kicked out of the house by his wife. Wang Sheng was moved for a moment, so he led the woman back to his home and placed her in the study...... cohabited with him. The young man paused and continued, "Wang Sheng went out and met a Taoist priest. It is said that his face is full of demonic energy, and there must be demons in the family. Wang Sheng didn't listen, but when he returned home, he stumbled upon it. The woman turned into an evil spirit, and her face was turquoise. The teeth are like saws, the human skin is spread on the bed, and the pen in his hand is drawing on the human skin. Soon, he threw away the pen, put the human skin on his body, and turned into a girl in an instant. The king was so frightened that he crawled outside like a dog, and hurried after the Taoist priest. ”

Speaking of this, the young man said loudly. "Ladies and gentlemen, it's getting late, and the three of them haven't had lunch yet. That's all for today, and I can continue to talk to you tomorrow morning. Please also cheer you on. ”

Everyone was listening to it, where was they willing to let him go, and someone shouted, "No, no, just started, how can you not say it?" Go on, I'll wait for you to prepare wine and dinner, right here, talking while eating. ”

The crowd gathered more and more, and the scene became a mess. The young man smiled bitterly, and the woman behind him leaned down and whispered, "Don't say it's them, even the wind chimes can be listened to, which is terrifying and unstoppable......"

"Hehe, it's just some folk slang I heard from the old man in the past, originally ......" The young man looked at the denser and denser crowd, gasped, and turned back to the woman in a low voice, "I originally wanted to learn some news about the thieves in Minzhou, but I didn't expect it to come true, and I have really become a storyteller in the past two days......

"Master Pony, let's deal with today's scene first." The middle-aged man with a grim expression smiled and said, "Master Ma only cares about storytelling, and there is a lot of negligence in finding out the news." ”

The young man nodded slightly, and suddenly shouted, "Everyone, it's quiet! Since everyone is so loving, Xiao Ke will finish this paragraph. ”

The crowd suddenly fell silent, and countless pairs of men, women, and children stared directly at him. He took a long breath and said slowly, "Wang Sheng searched everywhere and finally found that Taoist priest in the wilderness. Bitterly begging the Taoist priest to save him, the Taoist priest handed over his dust to Wang Sheng and asked him to hang it above the door of the house. Wang Sheng did so, but the woman who had been transformed into a ghost was not afraid, tore the dust to pieces, rushed into the house, tore Wang Sheng's belly, and took his heart. Wang Sheng's wife hurriedly went to find the Taoist priest, who was furious and followed the royal wife to recover the ghost. ”

The young man took a breath, looked at the "audience" around him who listened with relish, and secretly said in his heart, "Mr. Pu Songling, I'm sorry, borrow your old painting skin......"

"The Taoist priest stood in the center of the courtyard with a wooden sword and shouted, 'Evil ghost! Compensate me for the flies! The ghost was in the house, frightened, and went out trying to escape. The Taoist priest chased after him and hit the ghost. The beautiful woman turned into a ghost fell down, and the human skin fell off with a bang, and the beautiful woman turned into a demon, lying on the ground and howling like a pig. The Taoist priest used a wooden sword to cut off the head of the demon; The ghost's body turned into smoke and swirled around the ground in a heap. The Taoist priest took out a gourd, pulled out the stopper and put the gourd in the smoke, like an inhalation, the smoke poured into the gourd, and the smoke was sucked out in an instant. The Taoist priest plugged the mouth of the gourd and put the gourd into the bag. Let's go to see the human skin together, and there is nothing on the skin, and there is nothing that is not there. The Taoist priest rolled up the human skin, like the sound of a scroll, and put it in his bag after the roll, so he said goodbye and wanted to leave......" The young man's faint and deep voice filled the room, and the surrounding crowd was strangely silent.

Suddenly! The crowd erupted in applause, "Absolutely! What a painted skin! ”

The crowd slowly dispersed. Gao Hu put away the silver money scattered on the ground in the field, and said with a smile, "Master Horse, I made a lot of money today." ”

"Hehe, let's go, let's go back to the inn." The young man smiled faintly and glanced back at the gorgeous woman, "Let's go, Ling'er." ”

The three of them were walking on the crowded street, and suddenly a low and loud voice came from behind them: "Sir! Please stay! ”

The young man shook suddenly, his palms trembled, he paused slightly, stretched out his hand to wipe it on his face, slowly turned around, and looked.

A bearded man, smiling, was walking over. He bowed slightly, "In Xia Shi Nahe, I have been listening to Mr. here for a few days, Mr. is well-read and knowledgeable, Shi Nahe admires and admires him very much, and wants to have a good time with Mr., can you?" ”

"This?" The young man groaned.

"Although he is a reckless person, he has always respected and admired a learned person like Mr., please appreciate it." Shi Nahe's eyes flashed with a strange strange light, and he said loudly.

"In that case, Xiao Ke will bother the strong man." The young man nodded.

The four of them walked into a tavern and into a private room. The wine and food were all together, Shi Nahe smiled, picked up the wine glass, and greeted the young man, "Didn't you ask Mr. your name?" ”

The young man's eyes wandered, and he glanced at Gao Hu and Feng Chi'er who were standing behind him, "Xiao Ke Feng Xuefeng." ”

"Oh, Mr. Xuefeng, who is the people?" Shi Nahe asked casually as he toasted.

"Huh. Xiao Kejiangzhou people's clan. Both parents died, the family road was ruined, and he had no long skills, only a belly of poetry and books, so he had to wander the world at will, and the four seas were his family......" Feng Xuefeng smiled and drank a glass of wine.

"Mr. Xuefeng's book is easy to come by, with far-reaching meanings and is amazing." Shi Naga praised from the bottom of his heart.

"There is no way, to show off a few folk slang things, just to exchange some entanglements, so that the strong man will laugh......" Feng Xuefeng smiled embarrassedly.

"What's that? With Mr. Dacai, he will be the dragon among people in the future, come! A cup to Mr. Shi Naga Zaijing! Shi Nahe took his glass and drank it down.

Seeing Feng Xuefeng finish drinking, Shi Nahe smiled again, "Since Mr. is full of poetry and books, why don't you take the imperial examination?" ”

"Xiao Ke is loose and spontaneous! I can't be restrained, so I have to place my affection between the mountains and rivers! Hehe......" Feng Xuefeng sighed slightly, turned his head to look at Gao Hu and Feng Chimes, and groaned! "The vast end of the world, where to go!"

Shi Nahe's eyes lit up, and he praised, "Good sentence! Mr. Xuefeng has a chapter, and Shi Nahe admires it. ”

"False praise, unintentional words, emotional sentences, let the strong man laugh." Feng Xuefeng picked up a glass of wine, "Xuefeng also salutes the strong man." ”

A drink was eaten until the evening. On the occasion of parting, Shi Nahe said drunkly, "Brother Xuefeng, good drinking, tomorrow, tomorrow, Shi Nahe will drink with you, happy!" ”

Feng Xuefeng's tongue softened, his hands danced in the air, and he swayed his body, "You and my brother are like old friends at first sight, and there are thousands of cups of wine for a confidant, drink!" ”

Shinaha laughed loudly and strode away.

Feng Chime stepped forward lightly, gently supported the crumbling "Feng Xuefeng", frowned, and said in a low voice, "Master Ma, why did you drink so much wine with such a stranger and hurt your body." ”

"Let's go, let's go!" Feng Xuefeng shook his hands, and hurried back to the inn with the support of Feng Chime and Gao Hu.

Entering the room, Feng Xuefeng, who was drunk, suddenly smiled leisurely and broke free from the soft little hand of the wind chime, "Okay, I'm fine." ”

Gao was stunned, "Master Horse, aren't you drunk?" ”

"Probably not. Mr. Gao Hu, in the past two days, let's not do anything, just stay in the inn, and don't connect between you and the dark guard for the time being. Well, thanks to your transfiguration...... I'll just be a down-and-out scholar Feng Xuefeng...... Ha ha! Ann burst out laughing.

Gao suddenly stopped talking, and returned to his room without a word.

After Gao Hu left, Feng Chime'er's eyes flashed with a smart light, and he snuggled up, "Master Horse, you ......"

"Wind Chime, perhaps, in a few days, we should go to the Minzhou thief's lair......" An He gently kneaded Feng Chime'er's waist and abdomen, "It's not early, I want to sleep!" (To be continued.) )