Chapter 334: Tian Ba Neng's Trick
Tian Ba can arrange to go down to the spies and scouts to want to blend into the city of Anding to find out the situation of the enemy, but at this time Anding has been closed four doors, usually only can not go out, the difficulty of entering the city is quite large, a few days not only did not mix in a person, but also almost caught by someone, Tian Ba can angrily jump in the big tent of the Chinese army and point his nose and scold the street: a group of waste snacks, usually eat meat and drink when they all come, now this little thing can't be done. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The governor of the left camp stepped forward and said, "General, the villain has a plan to ensure that he can sneak into the city. Tian Ba Neng turned his head and said happily: "Oh, if you have any good plans, tell me quickly, I'll listen." The governor of the left camp said: "General, you see, there is a horseman in the subordinate battalion, and his distant cousin happens to be the gate supervisor of the north gate of Anding, if you can let him contact the gate supervisor, we will bribe and promise him a heavy reward, I don't think to mention a person who mixes in, it is estimated that our army can attack from the north gate when the city is besieged." ”
Tian Ba was overjoyed, such news was equivalent to a long drought and a rainy day for him, and he hurriedly said, "Where is that groom?" Quickly bring him to meet the general. The governor of the left camp immediately waved his hand outside, "Bring it in." I saw a man with disheveled hair and a beard outside the door being brought in. This person is the golden key that Tian Ba can open to stability, so at this moment, he doesn't care about this person's appearance and dress, and asks happily: "Your cousin is on an errand in Anding City?" ”
The man scratched his head with his black dirty hands, he smiled and showed a mouth full of yellow teeth, at a glance, he knew that he usually smoked too much hookah, and then looked at his appearance, the whole person looked sluggish and very obscene, the smell of sweat on his body before he came to Tian Ba Neng was disgusting, Tian Ba Neng covered his mouth and nose and waved at him: "You stay away from me, just sit and talk over there." "You're still very polite to him, after all, I have something to ask him for now.
The man smiled and said, "Thank you, General." Sitting on the chair with half of his buttocks, a soldier at the bottom like him would never dare to make a mistake when he came to the main general's camp, so if he was sitting, he could only sit on half his ass. Ancient people attached great importance to the details of etiquette, and Tian Ba Neng smiled again and said, "What's your name?" Where are the people? ”
The man smirked and said, "If you go back to the adult, the villain's name is Wu Er, and he is from Jingzhou." Tian Ba Neng asked: "Oh, Wu Er, I heard that your relatives are on an errand in Anding City, I don't know if this is true or not?" Wu Er immediately got up and patted his chest and promised: "Back to the general's words, this matter is true, and the little ones don't dare to talk nonsense." Tian Ba Neng asked again: "I see, but I don't know what kind of relative of your family holds what position in the city?" Wu Er immediately replied: "The general (this time Kung Fu has changed three titles to Tianbanneng), the nephew of the small family in the city serves as the gate supervisor at the north gate. ”
Tian Hachi sighed and was silent in thought. Is what Wu Er said true? It's true. But because he didn't have any position in the army and was a low-level groom, no one believed him, and the relative he said was his nephew, do you listen to this is still human talk? Does the family still have the title of nephew? Cousins are cousins. However, Tian Ba Neng didn't seem to believe it, and raised his eyes to look at the governor of the left camp.
The governor of Zuoying was a sensible person in the end, and immediately understood what he meant, and then stepped forward and said: "General, this kid is telling the truth, I have already sent someone to check, and he does have a relative in the city." Tian Ba Neng said happily at this time: "Come on, prepare the wine and food immediately, I want to have a good drink with this Wu brother, you all retreat." The scolded scouts looked at Wu Er with disdain and then retreated.
The cook in the barracks thought that Tian Ba was going to prepare wine and food for Zhang Chao's white things, so this guy took all the dishes according to the standards of the dead man's banquet without authorization. At first, the dishes served were quite normal, but then Tian Ha Neng couldn't eat a few dishes, so he called the cook and asked, "Who let you make these dishes?" Is it for people? The cook was very puzzled and said, "Don't give it to people, isn't this for General Zhang to do white things?" Tian Ba Neng couldn't wait to go up and slap him to death with a big mouth, and waved his hand impatiently at him: "Get out, get out of here." The cook was so frightened that he crawled away.
The dishes on this table are all for nothing, so they can't be eaten, Tian Ba Neng and Zuo Ying Du Du put down their chopsticks, and planned to drink some wine. Looking at Wu Er again, good guy, how long has it been since he had eaten enough, I saw that the food on the table was swept away, and he said to Tian Ba Neng stupidly: "It's okay general, the little one has been a white meal since he was a child." "Tian Ba Neng said in his heart, where is this damn thing.
Tian Ba Neng poured him a glass of wine and said, "It's okay, you eat slowly, you don't have to worry about the wine and food on this table." I have something I want you to do, and if you do this, it will be yours, and there will be a big reward when you come back! As he spoke, he took out a gold ingot from his sleeve, which weighed two or two. Wu Er was dumbfounded when he opened his big mouth and looked at the gold ingot, and the food in his mouth flowed out. Tian Ban smiled and said, "Don't be surprised, this is yours too." As he spoke, he stuffed the gold ingots into Wu's second-hand hand, and the grandson cried with tears in his eyes on the spot.
Wu Er was born in poverty since he was a child, and now he is in his thirties and has not tasted what it is like to be a woman. He had never seen money, and he was envious when he saw people holding a hanging copper plate in his hand, and felt that this person was a rich man. Now that you have gold ingots, can you believe it? Wu Er wanted to give himself two mouths and was afraid that he would wake up from his sweet dreams and come back to live a miserable life with nothing, but the assassin's situation really made him a little unbelievable.
Tian Ba could see his stupid look of dementia and thought that he thought it was too little, so he smiled and said, "It's okay, it's okay, if you think that after the little thing is done, I will have such a gold ingot for you here." With these two gold ingots, I believe that you can buy a good house when you return to your hometown, marry a daughter-in-law, and buy dozens of acres of good land, so that you can enjoy the rest of your life in peace. Wu Er took the gold ingots and nodded stupidly and said, "General, who do you want me to kill?" ”
People can go crazy for money, Tian Ba Neng said with a smile: "I don't want you to kill people, you just need to wear this dress and sneak into Anding City, contact your nephew, and persuade him to be our internal response, as long as this thing is done, you and he will get everything you want." With that, he gestured to the beggar's suit that had been placed aside. Wu Er couldn't believe his ears, this money came so easily, and he could get glory and wealth by sneaking into the city and finding relatives and nephews.
Tian Ba Neng was afraid that he wouldn't be able to speak, so he taught him: "After you enter the city, tell your nephew that you are fleeing to find him, don't say that you are on an errand in our army, and when the time is ripe, you are trying to win him over as an internal response, understand?" Wu Er nodded and said as if he didn't understand: "Understood." Tian Hachi could see him like that and said a little uneasily: "You repeat what I just said again." Wu Er then said: "After I entered the city, I found my nephew and told him that I was on an errand in your army, and I must not mention that I was a ...... who had fled." )