Two stinking beggars used a small wooden stick to pry open Jiang Zhongxun's door, and it was quiet, and it seemed that he had the potential to be a carpenter.

Jiang Zhongxun's room was lit by candlelight, and the two beggars came to him through the courtyard with great ease.

At this time, he was dreaming of making a fortune, dropping a lot of silver taels from the sky, and he was so happy that he was busy picking up and dressing.

Suddenly he felt a sense of sorrow, and he could no longer pick up the money with his hands and feet, and when he woke up, he saw that his hands and feet were tied tightly, and two dirty beggars stood by the bed and laughed at him.

Jiang Zhongxun's first reaction was to shout for help, and he usually didn't ask for help, and he screamed quite awkwardly.

The two beggars immediately punched him twice, and the pain made him unable to call for help, and his body was bent like a shrimp. He was also threatened, saying, "If you dare to make any more noise, you will knock your turtle head with a wooden stick." He had never received such treatment in his life, he had always sat upright with a serious face, but at this moment, he was so frightened that the six gods trembled and cried like a little daughter-in-law.

The two beggars were looking for money in the cabinets, and suddenly saw Jiang Caiping's Chuchu shadow standing at the door of the room, and she heard that her father's noise was not quite right, so she came over in her pajamas to take a look. Seeing that it was two black beggars, he couldn't help but be surprised: "Hey, why did you come in, didn't you give you food to eat, so fast and hungry, beggars don't have to work to eat?" ”

The two beggars didn't speak, drooling and looking at Jiang Caiping, who was infinitely springly, smiling lewdly. My heart is already on fire. Having never touched a woman, they saw such a stunner standing in front of them, falling into the tiger's mouth like a lamb, like thunder and fire.

When Jiang Caiping saw her father's situation clearly, she instantly understood what was going on, and her instinctive reaction was to shout for help as soon as possible. It's a pity that the night that belongs to the dreamland is still quiet.

The two beggars got more and more carried away, laughed even more obscenely, and said, "Shout hard, and no one will come to save you if you shout at the throat." ”

Jiang Caiping was so angry that her chest trembled, and she gritted her teeth and said: "Good intentions are not rewarded, good firewood burns the stove." You ungrateful dogs are not going to end well. ”

The beggar snorted and laughed, "Aha." Isn't it a good end for us to have both wealth and wealth, is it good to be Tang Xuanzong? The little girl is so funny. Beggar B leaned back and laughed from the sidelines.

Jiang Caiping just couldn't stand the villainous face of these dirty things, although she had always been very gentle and didn't even want to kill chickens, she was furious at the moment, picked up a small stool on the ground and threw it at the beggar armor as hard as she could, it would be great if she could smash his head through the ear.

Unfortunately, there was no evil retribution, and instead of hitting them, the stool was easily caught by the beggar armor, and he looked at her with a mocking look and smiled lewdly.

Beggar B thought it was too interesting, and his heart was itching, so he rushed over and grabbed Jiang Caiping's hand, eager to take possession of her completely. Beggar Jia was not far behind, rushed over and grabbed her, pressed her down on the bed, and tore her clothes in front of Jiang Zhongxun. She was so angry that she screamed and struggled.

Jiang Zhongxun, who usually didn't ask for anyone, cried loudly: "Please let my daughter go." I didn't have such a daughter until I was middle-aged, my wife died early, she was hard enough, so you can raise your noble hand and let her go. Do whatever you want me to do, please. ”

Unexpectedly, those two sloppy beggars simply ignored his stubble, and they were already oblivious to the destruction they wanted, so how could they pay attention to the pleas of others. The sharper Jiang Caiping screamed, the more proud they became. Not only is it not high, but the pair of salty pig hands are more and more energetic. Jiang Zhongxun closed his eyes in despair, the curse in his heart, his daughter has never done anything bad, nor has she offended anyone, how can she bear this kind of humiliation, God is really a blind dog.

Just as they were about to tear Jiang Caiping's clothes, a deep bass voice came in from the door, "Wait, I have something to say." ”

Sure enough, everyone froze as if under a spell, and they all looked at the source of the sound. Under the flickering candlelight, the glorious person with a layer of mystery and clear angles turned out to be Liang Xingfa, who was driven away by Jiang Zhongxun.

Jiang Zhongxun couldn't believe his eyes, how could this little person who was despised by himself appear here, and where did that abnormal courage come from, this did not conform to his worldview.

Jiang Caiping was suddenly enveloped by a sense of excitement about being in a desperate situation, and was very surprised, Liang Xingming was driven away, so he ran back so without self-esteem. Did he know that he was in danger and ran back, as soon as he thought of this, a sense of happiness arose, and his face was red with shame, and he was very beautiful.

The two ragged beggars were taken aback at first, thinking that Jiang Caiping's scream actually summoned the heroes of the world or the heroes who roared when they saw the injustice, and they still had their lives, so frightened that their livers fluttered.

When they saw clearly that the person who came was actually the one who was cheaper than the one they bought, they couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief. Then he yelled angrily: "What are you doing here, you. I'm going to beat you up for a good thing. I was so hungry that I couldn't sleep, so I went to the kitchen to find something to eat, and got out of the house after eating. We're fierce. ”

Liang Xingfa hurriedly waved his hand and said to the two beggars: "Don't get me wrong, two big brothers, I'm not here to spoil your good deeds." On the contrary, I admire the heroic behavior of the two eldest brothers who robbed the rich and helped the poor. I'm just curious about how you're going to divide the spoils. As far as I know, Uncle Jiang's bedside has eleven cents, how do you divide it so that you don't complain about each other? ”

The two beggars who usually can't even eat enough to eat, look up at the sky, look down at the sky, pinch their toes, and then let out two more farts and live their lives, Jiang Caiping really let go, and counted their fingers to each other stupidly to see how to divide the money is reasonable.

This kind of person is typical, and before he hits the prey, he is arguing about whether it is better to steam or braised it. They counted with the little life experience they had so hard that even their hair was smoking, and finally after great hardship and sweat, they finally came to the right conclusion, that is, after each person received five cents, there was an extra penny.

Liang Xingfa pretended to be extremely confused and asked, "This is strange, how can there be an extra penny." Who will go to the extra ones, and will whoever is more powerful belong to whom? ”

Beggar A said proudly, "Of course I'm more powerful." That penny can only be mine. Because I first thought of robbing this way of making a fortune. ”

The competitive beggar B immediately became anxious with the beggar A, and he pulled the beggar A and said, "Who said you are better than me?" As soon as you said that you were going to rob, I took the lead in the charge, and in terms of bravery, I was much better than you. I should have paid a little more. ”

As a result, the two beggars refused to give in to each other, and they fought for a red face and a thick neck.

Sure enough, in response to the old saying, there are no eternal brothers, only eternal interests, of course, this is relative to those who fellowship with interests.

Jiang Zhongxun and Jiang Caiping, as well as Liang Xingfa, watched their quarrel and laughed secretly.

Unexpectedly, Liang Xingfa and others, who wanted to sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, soon failed to do so.

Because stupid people have stupid ways of doing things. The two stupid beggars were arguing and arguing and were about to move when they were about to move their mouths, and they actually quarreled with them, and the extra pennies were distributed in this way, and no one shared them, and threw them into the river so that the people of the world could not get them if they wanted to.

Liang Xingfa and others were speechless for their generous actions.

The two beggars, who were as good as ever, restarted their lust and stared at Jiang Caiping obscenely, discussing that one person would take off her clothes and the other would take off her pants, but they were stopped by Liang Xingfa when they were about to act. They impatiently asked him what was wrong with him?

Liang Xingfa said: "There are many serious problems. She's a beauty, and she's not a baked cake, how to divide it, you can't cut one person from the middle and ask for half. It's impossible for two people to be on at the same time. Then we have to divide the order. The first one can taste fresh, and the last one can only pick up waste. Therefore, who comes first is determined by who is more noble. ”

Sure enough, two dirty beggars with short-circuited brains were arguing fiercely around Jiang Caiping again.

Beggar A said that he fell in love with Jiang Caiping first, so he went first.

Beggar B said, "You pig, I caught her first just now, and I should go first." ”

Beggar A gets angry, first scolds Beggar B for being a pig's head cake, and then vividly says that he is more handsome than Beggar B.

Beggar B was angry, what he hated most was those beggars who were obviously ugly and weird thought they were more handsome than him, which made him feel that the other party was even more hateful, so he couldn't help but slap Beggar A.

This made Liang Xingfa and the others feel very happy, made Beggar A feel very painful, and also made him feel disgraced, and his self-esteem suddenly became violent, and he raised his hand and gave Beggar B a fist, beating Beggar B's black charcoal head into a veritable pig's head. Beggar B touched his head and found that it was really swollen, his face was extremely distorted, and he wanted to fight with Beggar A, so he punched Beggar A's body, and kicked him twice in the lower body, scolding: "Call you merry." ”

The beggar stopped beating and squatted on the ground and groaned. Beggar B suddenly felt a little too much and wanted to apologize to Beggar A. Unexpectedly, the beggar was so painful that he completely lost his mind, and the pause was to be ready to go. Sure enough, he jumped up suddenly, and beat the frightened beggar B like crazy, and he bit his ear hard, but half of his ear was gone, and blood gushed out.

"Ahh Touching the beggar who was already bleeding, B screamed madly, shaking the cells of Liang Xingfa and the others. B, who was also crazy, threw himself on Beggar A's body and scratched and bitten, both of them let out a beastly roar, and finally rolled on the ground like two mad dogs and tore and bites. The intensity was so intense that Jiang Caiping couldn't bear to look at it directly.

After about the end of a meal, the battle between two ragged but murderous beggars finally came to an end, and the outcome was decided, ending with the death of Beggar B, and the serious injury of Beggar A.

Beggar Armor slowly struggled to his feet from the pool of blood, and the sight in front of him almost made him angry to death. I saw Liang Xingfa and others looking at him with mischievous faces and smiling, not only how proud they were, as if his life and death struggle seemed to them to be a very cool thing.

Beggar A finally understood that he was being played like a fool by others, so he asked Liang Xingfa angrily: "It turns out that you did all this." Everyone is a beggar, why should you harm me? ”

Liang Xing laughed and said, "What if I did it." Whoever makes you stupid to die will be stupid when you die. How can I be a beggar, don't you look down on me? The glorious profession of a beggar is left to you to enjoy for the rest of your life. ”

Beggar A looked at the corpse of his companion and felt extremely sad in his heart, it didn't matter if he was played, but he really wanted to die when he was played by someone who was lower than himself.

So, he ran to Liang Xingfa screaming, asking Liang Xingfa to compensate him with his life.

The desperate posture frightened Jiang Caiping screaming, covering her eyes and not daring to watch, afraid of seeing the blood of the idol in her heart. Her fears turned out to be unfounded. I saw Liang Xingfa unhurriedly pick up the small bench on the ground and smash it into the temple of the beggar armor, smashing his brain out.

With a "boom", the beggar armor was knocked to the ground and could not move, and he could no longer enjoy the pleasure of eating. There are two less beggars in the yang world, and two more hungry ghosts in the underworld.

"Shinno Toshiroya." Jiang Caiping screamed happily and threw herself into Liang Xingfa's arms and gave him the most ecstatic kiss.

As a result, Liang Xingfa seemed to have fallen into a honeypot, and his eyes were full of rainbows and flowers.

Jiang Zhongxun knew that he was left out in the cold, and his hands and feet were sore, and he couldn't help but cry.

Only then did Liang Xingfa and Jiang Caiping notice that his feet were tied up, and hurriedly helped him untie the rope. But he still cried. This crying is not only a catharsis of fear but also a sense of remorse and self-blame. After crying almost, he bowed to Liang Xingfa, thanked Liang Xingfa for saving his life, and blamed himself for Liang Xingfa's ignorance of Mount Tai, and asked Liang Xingfa to forgive him.

Liang Xingfa said to him: "Who hasn't looked away." Let the past pass. I don't mind either. ”

Jiang Zhongxun said: "It's rare for you to be so generous. I feel obscene compared to you. Knowing that people can't be good-looking, the sea can't fight, but they still judge people by their appearance. I don't even know how to repay you for saving your life, so don't hesitate to ask for anything. Anything but my daughter can be taken here. ”