Chapter 49: The Morning of Philosophy
Another round of new and vigorous morning sun slowly rose from the east. In the small courtyard in front of Li Tianyu's house in Li Mansion, a weak-looking figure was already there to start morning exercises against the rising sun. That's right, this figure of him is our pig's foot Li Tianyu. After saying goodbye to Feng Mengyao last night, he couldn't remember how he went to Yuexianglou yesterday and how he came back. And just last night, the most precious first kiss in my life finally said goodbye to myself. I started my first love in a daze, and then the next day I was separated from my first love.
It's noisy, why does Lao Tzu always feel that all this is so unreal, as if Lao Tzu had a dream, and now after waking up from the dream, is this a cup or a washing utensil, or a serial? Forget it, no matter what, the plan of the day lies in the morning, Lao Tzu regrouped and set off, and began Lao Tzu's beautiful life. Although Lao Tzu can't be like sanitary napkins, everyone is loved by women all over the world, but how to say it also surpasses the love of magnesium and aluminum for RMB. What the? Lao Tzu's life is destined to be a cup? Banana, you are a Barra, even if Lao Tzu's life is just a cup, Lao Tzu must also make an official kiln blue and white porcelain cup.
Wow, Lao Tzu has a lot to do next. For example, now Lao Tzu should do the sixth section of that kind of exercise. But why can't I remember it? Hey, forget it, from tomorrow morning, I will start playing the 24-style Yang family in the future, ah no, it's Li style Taijiquan.
"Young Master! Master, why did you get up so early? Xianglan is going to make a pot of tea for the young master, right? ”
"Oh, it's pandan. Young Master Ben has always gone out early and returned late, oh no, he goes to bed early and gets up early. It's just that a few days ago, the young master couldn't adapt to the jet lag. That, Xianglan, don't bother, you don't have to make a pot of tea for the young master, just make that cup casually. ”
Wow Ka Ka Ka , a good life starts early in the morning every day. A good morning starts with a good mood every day. Good mood (Ah Liang: Actually, it's not a repetitive language disease!) Start with the little girl flirting every day.
"Yes, young master, Xianglan obeys."
It's noisy, this chick is really cooperating with Lao Tzu, and there is hope that she will go to Hollywood with me in the future. In the future, I will be Lao Tzu's royal supporting role, just like Zhou Xingxing's royal flower, wow Ka Ka, no, it is Zhou Xingxing's royal pomegranate sister, my pandan can look much better like a flower. However, now I don't know if Meng Yao has returned to Beijing? When I went to the capital with my father, it was already October, and there were still more than three months to go. And now Lao Tzu is in Yangzhou City, Jiangsu Province, and then he will go to Xi'an City, Shaanxi Province, even if he asks Lao Tzu to take the express or even the bullet train, it will take some time. What's more, this year should be a horse-drawn carriage or a boat to go through the canal, in that case, Yaxingda, it will be at least half a month. Banana, you Barra, isn't this pure pit dad and daddy's dad?
In other words, Lao Tzu is now very idiotic to the Tang Dynasty, uh, in fact, to the transportation and geography at this time. It's noisy, I knew that if Lao Tzu had crossed over here now, Lao Tzu would have gone directly to study liberal arts when he was in high school in his later years. It seems that the college entrance examination still can't be divided into arts and sciences! And Lao Tzu now only knows that this is Yangzhou, Jiangsu. However, I vaguely remember that the seven ancient capitals of later generations were Beijing, Nanjing, Anyang, Luoyang, Kaifeng, Hangzhou, and Xi'an. It's noisy, since there is Nanjing, there is no Yangzhou, so what's going on? Anyway, what was Nanjing called at that time? What's it called? Forget it, it doesn't matter, it may be the ancient capital after the Tang Dynasty.
However, based on the memory of Lao Tzu when he played "Journey to the West II", it seemed that in addition to Chang'an City, Luoyang City was the most lively at that time. Wow Ka Ka, now Lao Tzu really wants to go back to his hometown in Henan, and then secretly go to the Longmen Grottoes in Luoyang and steal a few sculptures. It's noisy, I guess it's not easy to steal. I remember that when Lao Tzu visited the Longmen Grottoes in Luoyang in later generations, most of the stone Buddha statues were stolen by thieves, and only one body remained. Wow Ka Ka, if now Lao Tzu also went over to steal an avatar and then returned to his hometown Anyang to secretly hide in a place, I don't know if Lao Tzu's family will find this family treasure after thousands of years?
No, that's too evil. Moreover, if you steal other people's Buddhist things, you will be punished by the Islamic Venerable Jesus. However, it would be good if you went to your hometown in Henan, but who were the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty in your later family? I really want to visit my home now. It is certain that the Tang Dynasty must have had its own ancestors, but it is difficult to say about the rest, and it is also possible that the family of later generations immigrated to Henan from previous generations, which means that the current Li family may be the ancestors of their later generations.
Wow Ka Ka, the more you talk about it, the more terrifying it becomes. Could it be that the Li family where he is now still dares to be the ancestors of his future generations? In that case, if I go back in time, in the 21st century, thousands of years from now, where will I find the other one? If there really is another self, then doesn't that mean that there really are six paths in this world, past and present lives? So, who is in which dynasty is my current past life? In this case, wouldn't you be able to be your own ancestor?
In other words, if I was really a burp when I jumped into the sea in the next life, then I was reincarnated, and the six reincarnations should also go to the future, and I should still be in the 21st century, born in a baby at the same time, uh, not born, I am that baby. But now not only is it like that, but he has also returned to the Tang Dynasty and ran to a handsome guy who may be his ancestor. So, according to this, if you do it again now, will you go a few more dynasties? Bananas, curiosity kills people, but Lao Tzu can't test himself, if he doesn't succeed in the end, wouldn't Lao Tzu die in the 21st century and in the Tang Dynasty, and Lao Tzu himself cut off the Li family's incense, which is likely to lead to no more me Li Tianyu in the 21st century.
It's noisy, but Lao Tzu is fine, and suddenly wants to do so many things? Even if Lao Tzu raises this series of questions, no one will award Lao Tzu an honor such as the "Nobel Prize for Best Philosophy" these days, but will be called a madman, to put it bluntly, a stupid B or something like that. Yaxingda, no matter so much. Maybe things were originally very simple, but Lao Tzu accidentally let out a fart at the moment of jumping into the sea, which caused the distortion of space, causing him to accidentally enter a whirlpool like a space-time tunnel or something, and then it happened that Li Baoer was also in this situation, and the two of them just changed their shapes like this. Fortunately, it was his kid at the time, in case it was a fish or Wang Ba was accidentally sucked in, wouldn't that Lao Tzu be a complete cup, it is estimated that at that time, Lao Tzu would really become Li Yu (Li Tianyu: What does the Wang Ba in the middle of Lao Tzu's name mean?) Liang: Oh, that word says "tian". Together, it's Li Yuyu! Eh, why are you smashing me with money? You also take a steel hammer for one dollar, and you smash it with a silver ticket of 10,000 taels! )。 Wow Ka Ka, anyway, I haven't heard much about Lao Tzu in later generations, who have crossed over to animals? However, Lao Tzu still feels that it will be more powerful to travel to plants.
"Young master, the tea is ready." I saw that our pandan little MM appeared behind Li Tianyu just right again. However, her powerful small universe made herself angry, and instantly interrupted Li Tianyu's YY. He was already holding a huge tray in his hand, on which were a teapot and two cups that seemed to be made of blue and white porcelain, purple clay pot, or cloisonné. Then, our pandan little MM put the cups on the stone table and poured a full cup of tea.
"Oh, Xianglan, it's rare that the young master has a particularly good mind this morning, and his emotional intelligence is so high. Today, the young master invites you to tea. Come, the young master will fill it for you personally. After Li Tianyu didn't walk over, he picked up the teapot and poured tea on the other cup. Wow, it's a little hairy, and I'm almost a little hungry when I smell it.
"Young master, you can't do it."
"What makes it unacceptable. Master, don't you know me? Could it be that you dare to disobey the order, uh, you dare to disobey the young master's orders. Li Tianyu said viciously to Xianglan Xiao MM, and did not forget to show the two tiger teeth in his mouth.
"Then, thank you young master for that pandan." Having said that, what else can our pandan little MM do? I had to pick up the cup of tea that the young master had poured for himself and began to taste it slowly.
"That's right!" But looking at the way this little girl drinks tea, she seems to be a veteran here. Could it be that she is also a person of the seventh stage of the tea ceremony like her brother? Yaxingda is worthy of being a descendant of a famous family, but his own quality is so high.
"Xianglan, have you ever seen Brother Feng recently, uh, have you ever seen Li Feng?"
"Back to the young master, Xianglan is only responsible for serving the young master by the young master's side. Didn't care about anything else. There are so many family members in the house, and Xianglan rarely meets them in the Li Mansion. ”
It seems that these days, the maid and the family did not live together. At least not in a hospital. What's more, it's Lao Tzu's gold medal royal first-class special maid with a knife, uh, it looks like it doesn't have a knife, so it should have a high treatment. "Soga? So, when the young master went out, didn't Li Feng come to find the young master? ”
"Back to the young master, the slave maid has never seen Li Feng come to see the young master."
Wow, it seems that that kid is still bent on training that group of bad boys at the headquarters of the Tianyu League, uh, it's actually a good five good youth. I wonder what those little thugs have become now? It is said that since the last time he cheated with Chen Youliang in a restaurant next to the headquarters of the Tianyu League, Lao Tzu has not been to the headquarters to inspect again. I don't know what Chen Youliang is doing these days. Anyway, in a few days, Lao Tzu will personally lead a group of them to go on the expedition. Well, since that's the case, let's go and see them today.
"Xianglan, tell me to go down and prepare a fast horse for Young Master Ben, and the young master is going to Tian-uh, the young master is going to Chen Youliang and Chen Gongzi's house who plays with the young master every day." made a fuss, almost said Lao Tzu's Tianyu League, saying that now Lao Tzu can't let non-related people know the inside information. In case this matter is spread to ten, ten to hundred, when everyone knows about it, it is estimated that it will add a lot of trouble. After all, Lao Tzu is not hard enough now, and his is not thick enough.
"Young Master, haven't you had breakfast yet? And don't you go and say a word to Madame? ”
"No need, eating breakfast often is not good for the body. If my mother asks me later, you can help me tell my mother. Go for it. ”
"Alright then, Pandan obeys."
Wow Ka Ka, anyway, Lao Tzu's fan is gone, and there is nothing to play handsome for himself when he goes out. But in other words, Young Master Ben is already handsome enough, and I don't know if he is the first handsome of our Zhenguan Datang. However, in terms of temperament and insight, it must be our first in Datang, no, we are the first in the world. Yaxingda, well, in this case, Lao Tzu reluctantly sat on the throne of the first handsome guy in the Tang Dynasty.
Anyway, today Lao Tzu has to go out with some silver tickets. Banana that Bara, Lao Tzu doesn't want to be sad again to the point that he has no money to eat, and then go to another company and continue to cheat. In that case, it is estimated that it will not be long before all the restaurants in Yangzhou will have Mobao inscribed by Lao Tzu. Li Tianshi also became popular.
How many steps does it take to get the silver ticket out? Three steps? The first step is to open the drawer. The second step is to take out the silver ticket. Step 3: Close the drawer. So, after Li Tianyu took out a thousand-yuan bill from the drawer of the house, he walked towards the door of the Li Mansion......