Chapter 57: The Quintessence of the Nation
After Zhang Liang left, Uncle Xiang did not return to the inn directly! Instead, they went to the bazaar, bought some planks, and then asked for them to be made into blocks of equal size and thickness! In the end, I drew the pattern myself and found an engraver to engrave the pattern on the wooden block! After the production was completed, he returned to the inn satisfied!
Han Shu waited in the inn for a whole day, and only saw Zhang Liang come back in the evening! I was about to ask him about meeting General Xiang Liang, but suddenly found that he was holding a box in his hand!
"What did you take?"
Zhang Liang smiled proudly, opened the box, and presented the contents in front of Han Shu's eyes!
When Han Shu saw it, she immediately reached out and took out a wooden block to play with! It looks like I love it! Then he asked Zhang Liang curiously, "Where did you get mahjong?" I remember not in this day and age, right?! ”
Zhang Liang put a box of mahjong on the table, and began to play with it constantly!
"I found someone to do what I asked, I didn't expect you to know mahjong too!"
As soon as she heard Zhang Liang's words, Han Shu immediately replied, "Are you stupid for me?" I can't play, but I've seen it! It's just that what are you doing this mahjong for no reason? ”
Zhang Liang poured all the mahjong out of the box, and while stacking cards, he replied: "Play!" Let's play, we need a pastime for a long night! ”
"But I won't~~ How to play?" Han Shu asked Zhang Liang!
Zhang Liang had a mysterious smile on his face, and said softly to Han Shu: "It doesn't matter! Heart, I'll teach you! Pure entertainment! Don't win gold, you won't win silver! ”
Han Shu looked at the cunning Zhang Liang in front of her, leaned back, looked at the other party for a long time before slowly saying, "I don't believe it!" You must be holding back the bad! I don't play! ”
Seeing that Han Shu rejected his invitation, Zhang Liang immediately became a little anxious, and hurriedly grabbed Han Shu and said, "Don't go!" I really don't win gold and silver, and our money is not in the left pocket and in the right pocket! ”
When Han Shu heard this, she immediately looked at Zhang Liang with vigilant eyes!
"Would you be so kind? Is it just pure mahjong play? ”
"Hey, hey! Always have a little bit of a lottery! Let's play clothes~~ If you lose, you will lose clothes! "Zhang Liang finally showed his fox tail!
Han Shu only knew at this moment what kind of entertainment was this! It's clearly stripping mahjong! Hurriedly broke free of Zhang Liang, ran to the side, snorted at him and said, "I know that you are not well-intentioned, and this method has also come up with it!" It's also entertaining, I can't even fight, it's not for you to "slaughter"! ”
As soon as Zhang Liang saw that Shu'er was hiding away, he hurriedly explained: "Xin'er, you misunderstood!" I want to practice with you, and I have to deal with Xiang Liang and Xiang Bo and the two old guys when I go back! ”
Han Shu was stunned when she heard this, and asked suspiciously, "Why do you want to play mahjong with them?" Didn't you go to see General Xiang Liang? Something is wrong! ”
Zhang Liang smiled bitterly and replied leisurely: "People are busy with official business!" If you don't see me, then I'll wait for him to come to the door himself! ”
Han Shu didn't know what was going on, but after listening to Zhang Liang's words, she guessed the roughly! When I heard that he was going to wait for the other party to come to the door, I felt even more incredible!
"Are you sure people are going to come looking for you? Even if I can come, why do I want to play mahjong with you? Neither will people! Would he be so stupid as to let you lie? ”
At this moment, Zhang Liang was so proud that he replied while rubbing the cards: "It's their business whether they come or not, as long as they come, they must come according to my rules!" Otherwise, what should I do, what should I do! ”
When Han Shu heard this, she didn't ask any more, but she still looked very embarrassed, and said slowly to Zhang Liang: "Can ...... But I won't! What kind of practice can this be, and your color is too "special". I don't dare to play! “
"It's okay! Heart, you can owe! You won't be done with the night of our wedding cave room?! Don't suffer a loss, right? As soon as he heard that Han Shu wanted to play, Zhang Liang immediately made concessions generously!
Han Shu thought about it for a long time and finally agreed! Sit opposite Zhang Liang in front of the return case! Zhang Liang began to teach her how to stack cards, draw cards, play cards, eat cards, touch cards and win! And experimented a few times! It wasn't until Shu'er gradually mastered some doorways that the two officially began!
In the inn room, the two have been fighting for almost two hours! Han Shu kept pouting and looked very depressed, but Zhang Liang became more and more energetic! In the end, after Han Shu released the gun again, he withdrew the card and said with a little annoyance: "Don't play!" Don't fight! I was able to Hu a few times during the experiment, but I didn't Hu once at the beginning of the competition! You're clearly cheating! Hmph~"
As soon as he heard Han Shu complaining, Zhang Liang took the initiative to greet him with a smile and said very plainly: "Okay!" The heart and liver said that if you don't fight, you won't fight! In total, though, you've lost twenty-one clothes! Is it a little bit of a repayment? ”
When Han Shu heard this, her face immediately turned a little pale with fright, and she pointed at Zhang Liang and said anxiously, "You...... You're cheating! You said that the cave house will be returned! I don't care! ”
Zhang Liang was very embarrassed, and while cleaning up the cards on the case, he said: "Heart! Of course what I say counts! But I guess you can't wear twenty-one clothes on our wedding day, right?! So! Pay back a little now, and wait until the wedding night to pay the rest, I will never charge interest! After speaking, he grinned at Han Shu lewdly! If you try harder, I'm afraid that the corners of your mouth will reach the root of your ears......
Han Shu only knew at this time that she had fallen for Zhang Liang again! But he couldn't argue with it, so he simply played tricks, and whispered to Zhang Liang: "No!" Not really! Not really! Hum! “
As soon as he saw that Han Shu began to cheat, Zhang Liang got up on his own, rubbed his hands, looked Shu'er's clothes up and down, and slowly walked towards her! As he walked, he said, "Do you want to play tricks?" Then I'll have to do it myself! ”
Han Shu looked at his posture, it was clear that she wanted to forcibly get back the bet by herself, so she hurriedly approached Zhang Liang, grabbed his arm and said coquettishly: "Good husband!" I'll give it all to you on my wedding night! Forget it tonight, please! All right? ”
Zhang Liang knew that he couldn't resist Shu'er's attack, so he began to stabilize his mind early, and was about to reject Han Shu's proposal, when he suddenly heard a voice outside the door!
"Is Brother Zifang here? Xiang Bert has come to make amends!! ”
When Zhang Liang heard this, he immediately felt a pain in the root of his teeth! Keep scolding in my heart: If you don't come early, you won't come late! Lao Tzu is going to get his hands on you! I think this old kid owes "Xiang" the same as Zhang Yun!!
When Han Shu heard that Uncle Xiang was coming, he hurriedly replied as if he had met a savior: "General Xiang, he is in the ovary!" Wait a minute! ”
Zhang Liang wanted to stop Shu'er from speaking out, but it was too late! I had to sigh helplessly, and my expression looked very annoyed!
When Han Shu saw it, he thought that his "obscene plot" had been destroyed, so he was annoyed! said proudly to Zhang Liang: "Make you dishonest!" Hum! ”
Zhang Liang wanted to scold Shu'er, but he was reluctant after all, so he had to whisper: "Heart! I wasn't going to let them know you're here too! Because I don't know what Xiang Liang is like, if he takes me and threatens my lord, at least you, your father and Zhang Yun can find a way to save me together! But if even you are caught, King Han is afraid that he will completely succumb! Now it's good, you've been exposed! Alas~~~~~"
After listening to Zhang Liang's words, Han Shu was also a little anxious, and hurriedly asked, "Why did he arrest us!?" Aren't you afraid of being caught as a talking handle? ”
Zhang Liang smiled bitterly and replied: "Eat and drink to raise you, and then command your father to fight dogs and chickens with such a similar role as the commander-in-chief!" You say, what's the mood?! ”
Now Han Shu is completely anxious, in case this Liang is really this kind of person, then he is afraid that his father will become a gun in the hands of others! No wonder Zhang Liang let himself agree to the third request!
"Woo~~ I was wrong again......"
Seeing that Han Shu was already crying urgently, Zhang Liang hurriedly hugged Shu'er and comforted: "Heart! Don't worry, I've got you! Since this villain can't be a villain and then a gentleman, I'll simply be a real villain! ”
Seeing that Zhang Liang had a countermeasure, Han Shucai improved slightly, but she still felt guilty for not listening to Zhang Liang's words!
"Husband, how do you say I always make mistakes! Am I stupid? Han Shu looked at Zhang Liang aggrievedly and asked innocently!
Zhang Liang glanced at Han Shu's chest, and then said with a smile: "You're not stupid!" You can be a martial artist! In terms of martial arts, three or five ordinary men are not your opponents! In terms of brains, you have subdued the world-famous Zhang Zifang! Who dares to call you stupid?! It's just that you have two flaws that you can't change, which causes you to make mistakes frequently! ”
"Which two?" When Han Shu heard this, she hurriedly asked!
"The first! You're in love! Women in love will have a lower IQ! As for the second~~hehe~ You have big breasts! It's the so-called big chest and no brain! It is said that once a woman has big breasts, she will lower her IQ!! ”
After listening to Zhang Liang's words, Han Shu's previous self-blame was immediately swept away, only to see that she was so angry that she kept pointing at Zhang Liang with her hand! "You...... You ......" but you can't say a whole sentence! The last bite of the jade lip is to chase Zhang Liang!
When Zhang Liang saw it, he hurriedly fled to the door, opened the door with both hands, and hurriedly shouted without even seeing who was standing outside: "Lao Xiang is here?!" ”
Xiang Bo was stunned when he heard this! Originally, it was not unacceptable for Zhang Liang to call himself Lao Xiang, after all, the two were a pair of old friends! And he also knows Zhang Liang's speaking and acting style! It's just that now there is another person next to him, who also happens to have a surname! This person is the current Huiji County Guard-Xiang Liang!
Xiang Liang was also stunned when he heard this, but then he laughed out loud!
"Hahaha! Zhang Gongzi is right! It was my old Xiang who came to visit and came to apologize for the daytime! ”
Zhang Liang was also stunned when he heard it! Looking at the bearing of the person who spoke, and hearing the words of the other party, he has already guessed that the other party is Xiang Liang!
Zhang Liang clenched his fists and replied with a smile: "Don't dare!" General Xiang is polite! How dare you bother the general to go to the trivial matter! It's getting late today! Another day, Zhang Liang will definitely come to thank you! ”
When Uncle Xiang heard Zhang Liang's words, he clearly wanted to send off guests! I was about to open my mouth but was blocked by Xiang Liang! I saw Xiang Liang also clenching his fists and arching his hand and replied: "Zhang Gongzi doesn't have to be polite!" My brother and I came tonight to form an alliance with King Han! If Zhang Gongzi still has grievances, I will wait outside the door! Wait until the child's anger is gone! ”
Zhang Liang never thought that this Liang had such a good temper! The bearing is also extraordinary! I already have a little admiration in my heart! But I still want to test each other! I was about to speak, but I felt that my sleeve was pulled! It turned out that Han Shu had already gone behind him, and seeing that he was still unfinished and wanted to make things difficult for the other party, he hurriedly stopped him! For fear of annoying each other, it will be difficult for both parties to end up at that time!
As soon as Xiang Liang saw the person behind Zhang Liang, he hurriedly saluted and asked, "This is the daughter of King Han?" Miss Han Shu? ”
Seeing that Xiang Liang had already recognized himself, Han Shu returned the salute and said, "It's the little girl!" Meet General Xiang! "Good! Sure enough, the tiger father has no dog girl! I have long heard that the younger brother told that the young lady is still martial, and there are few opponents in the world, and when I see the young lady's appearance today, it is also unparalleled in the world! It is a match made in heaven with Zhang Gongzi! “
Xiang Liang even praised and touted, saying that Han Shu was already a little embarrassed! Zhang Liang is even more useful! After all, men like women who are praised by others! It's an affirmation of your own vision! Count it as a kind of vanity of a little psychology for men!
Han Shujiao was embarrassed, and Zhang Liang was not polite, and returned directly: "Thank you for the general's praise!" My daughter-in-law is indeed a beauty that is rare in the world! That's why I'm always worried! “
Xiang Liang couldn't help but secretly marvel when he heard Zhang Liang's words! It seems that this person is indeed as Xiang Bo said, and his words and deeds are unique! Laughing and scolding, all according to their own will! Even this matter of the pleasure of men and women seems to be extremely ordinary and generous when it comes out of his mouth! No pretentiousness!
"Good! Zhang Gongzi is fast and fast! Straightforward character! Then I'll be blunt! Tonight is mainly for the things of the day! I want to clear up the misunderstanding myself! I hope Zhang Gongzi will give me Xiang Liang a chance! May I? ”
When Zhang Liang heard this, he hurriedly treated him politely and replied: "The general is polite! In that case, please come in and speak! ”
Entering the house, Zhang Liang, Xiang Liang and others sat down one after another!
Xiang Liang saluted again and said: "Today's events, I have no way to lead the troops!" The sergeant who committed the offence has already been beaten with a hundred sticks by me! Also, as my brother said, Zhang Gongzi has doubts about our election of King Han! This is really a bend to me, I've been waiting! The promotion of Hengyang Jun as the king of Han is all out of sincerity! I have sent the book to the rebels! Even Chen Sheng's place has been delivered! They have the same opinion as me, and they all think that Hengyang Jun should be promoted to the throne of Han! I believe that Zhang Gongzi should have heard that the people along the way have also known about Hengyang Jun's entry into the throne of Han! All these can prove that it is true that we support the king of Han! “
For Xiang Liang's explanation, Zhang Liang still agrees! Originally, he exaggerated the situation during the day, and he did it on purpose! I just didn't expect the other party to come that night! Hearing that the other party mentioned Chen Sheng, he took the opportunity to say: "I believe that the general is sincere!" Thank you in advance on behalf of King Han! Then he got up and bowed!
After taking a seat, he continued: "Actually, I came here this time because I heard about the battle between Zhang Han and Chen Sheng, the king of Chu!" I wonder what the general thinks about this? “
Xiang Liang was immediately vigilant when he heard this, and after glancing at Xiang Bo, he said slowly: "Although Zhang Han has won a big victory!" But Chen Sheng's army is still not weak! That chapter Han may not be able to succeed in besieging Chen County! ”
Hearing Xiang Liang's analysis, Zhang Liang already knew it! This is a typical open-eyed nonsense! Zhang Liang didn't care, but continued to ask: "If Chen Sheng is defeated, is the general willing to rescue?" ”
Xiang Liang didn't expect Zhang Liang to directly raise such a headache without any embellishment! After pondering for a while, he slowly replied to four words: "I can't do it!" “
Zhang Liang snorted, and then threw a bombshell!
I saw him get up and clench his fists, and said with a straight face: "My king wants to ask the general to send troops together, and the two families will work together to rescue Chen Sheng!! ”
This time Xiang Liang was completely embarrassed! If you agree, you will fall into the predicament of the previous analysis! If you don't agree, you will undoubtedly leave a reputation that you will not be saved! He kept looking at Zhang Liang, and he was secretly shocked in his heart! The other party seems to be cynical, but it's really spicy to do things! There is no intention of explaining Chen Sheng's predicament at all! Directly state that you want to solve the siege! I was caught off guard!
Zhang Liang saw that the other party was silent, and he knew the result! So he said to Xiang Liang again: "If the general feels embarrassed, why don't we gamble!" ”
Xiang Liang was stunned for a moment, never thinking that there was a turn for the worse, and asked at the moment: "How to bet?" ”
Zhang Liang smiled slightly, flipped his palm, and pointed to the case next to him!
Xiang Liang Xiang Bo followed Zhang Liang's hope, and saw a pile of wooden blocks on the case, with various patterns engraved on it! I hurriedly stepped forward to check and found that this thing had never been seen before!
"O ovary! What is this? Xiang Bo was the first to ask!
Zhang Liang smiled and explained: "The quintessence of the country! “