Zhou Lijun and Liang Xingfa are on the road together, and they are expected to arrive in Lingwu within five days. They don't ride horses because there are a lot of rough mountain roads to walk. The seven monsters of Songshan also wanted to follow them, but they were scolded by **** for being troublesome, and said that they were on a honeymoon trip, and the seven-headed monster charged a light bulb and looked at the scenery. The Seven Monsters of Songshan had to stay aggrieved and hoped that the newlyweds would come back soon.

said that it was a honeymoon trip, but in fact, Zhou Lijun and Liang Xingfa have been preoccupied since they went on the road, and they don't feel sweet at all. After all, Yu Chaoen wanted her to be a widow as soon as she got married, and asked her to turn herself into a widow, which was indescribably depressed and contradictory.

Of course, Liang Xingfa didn't know that she still had such a heart, and in order to please her, he told him jokes all the way.

Liang Xingfa said to her: "Someone likes to climb mountains very much. Once, he went on vacation deep in the mountains and asked a local guide to climb a high mountain with him. As they passed through a dangerous place, the guide said to him, "Be careful, sir, it's dangerous here, and it's easy to fall into." However, if you fall, don't forget to look to the right to see where the scenery is the most beautiful. ”

Liang Xingfa laughed to himself after speaking, but he stopped laughing abruptly halfway, because he saw that the expression on Zhou Lijun's face was even more ugly than just now, so he felt that he had told a very failed joke, and he had no way to laugh alone, so he could only cut off his smile alive.

At this time, they were also walking on a rugged mountain road, and the road was so small that they could only walk alone, and they would fall off the cliff if they were not careful. So, Liang Xingfa asked Zhou Lijun: "Does this joke make you even more afraid?" ”

Zhou Lijun said expressionlessly: "What are you afraid of, even if you fall, you can't kill me." It's just boring. ”

Liang Xingfa said: "Okay then. Then I'll tell you another joke that has nothing to do with mountain climbing. Once upon a time there was a man who asked the Buddha, the great Buddha, what does a thousand years mean in your eyes?

The Buddha replied, "It only means a minute."

Then the man asked, "Almighty Buddha, what does 10,000 gold coins mean in your eyes?"

The Buddha replied that it only meant a small amount of money.

The man said, "O compassionate Buddha, please give me a little money!"

The Buddha smiled and said, "Okay, poor man, please wait a minute!" ”

After Liang Xingfa finished speaking, he laughed out loud again, but unfortunately, like just now, he broke off in the middle of the laughter. Zhou Lijun still looked at him and smiled as she did just now, it was obvious that she didn't think the jokes told by Liang Xingfa were not funny at all.

Liang Xingfa was a little frustrated, and he asked Zhou Lijun: "Why can't you laugh at things that I think are funny?" ”

Zhou Lijun glared at him and said coldly: "I don't like to listen to mythological stories, I like to be realistic." ”

Liang Xingfa suddenly realized "oh". He scraped his stomach and tried to keep telling jokes until she laughed.

Liang Xingfa said: "Xiao Ming wanted to drink, so he borrowed a tael of silver from a Liu member in the village. The two of them negotiated the conditions: Xiao Mingchun repaid the debt and doubled the money, during which he used an axe as collateral.

Xiao Ming was just about to leave, Liu Yuanwai called him, Xiao Ming, wait a minute, I remembered something. You will have trouble scraping together two silver coins by next spring. Wouldn't it be better if you paid half of it now? These words enlightened Xiao Ming, he returned the silver, he walked on the road and thought for a while, and then said to himself, strange thing, the silver is gone, the axe is gone, I still owe a tael of silver - that Liu Yuanwai is full of reason. ”

Liang Xingfa laughed again after speaking, but he could only laugh half of it, but his smile this time was not pinched off by himself, but interrupted by Zhou Lijun, she was extremely irritable and shouted Liang Xingfa to be quiet, she was so annoying, she was so annoying, she was just going to be annoyed, I really wanted Liang Xingfa to die immediately.

In this way, Liang Xingfa was also very depressed, and he was about the first person in history to tell jokes and annoy the audience. So the more he thought about it, the more he wondered, obviously his eloquence and subject matter were not bad, and no one said that he was wrong, how could he achieve a net negative effect today?

Liang Xingfa asked Zhou Lijun very sincerely: "Are you unhappy?" ”

Zhou Lijun nodded.

Liang Xingfa continued: "If you have anything unhappy, you have to say it, don't hold it in your heart, it will make your heart suffocated, maybe if you say it, we will all be very happy." ”

Zhou Lijun said: "The emperor wants me to marry you, but I am very unhappy. ”

Liang Xingfa asked again: "Oh, that's the case, then how can you be happy?" ”

Zhou Lijun said: "I'll be happy to stab you to death with a sword." ”

Liang Xingfa was stunned at first, and then laughed again. Zhou Lijun didn't know why, but when she saw him laughing, she laughed inexplicably, and she laughed happily. Probably because she said she was going to kill him, so he could be a little more defensive. However, she didn't know Liang Xingfa, he wouldn't guard against her, and he listened to her words as a joke.

The two laughed while walking, Zhou Lijun walked in front, and when passing by the dangerous section, Zhou Lijun accidentally suddenly slipped on the soles of her feet, and the whole person fell down the cliff. Zhou Lijun also felt that the world was spinning in an instant, and it seemed that she was going to say goodbye to this lovely world.

At this critical moment, Liang Xingfa hugged her waist with lightning speed, and before she could fully exert her strength, she fell down a little more, and his hand could only wrap around her chest, plump and firm, making Liang Xingfa feel a little throbbing in his heart. Zhou Lijun was so ashamed that her face was flushed, although Liang Xingfa was her nominal husband, she had never been touched by others, so she felt very awkward for a while.

Fortunately, both of them were martial arts masters, and they were quickly out of danger and continued to walk on the rugged mountain road. Although Zhou Lijun pretended to be indifferent on the surface, she was very moved in her heart, and there was a person who was willing to go out of her way to save you, and her heart would inevitably fluctuate. It would be great if his godfather Yu Chaoen could like him, but unfortunately he didn't know how to cherish her and drew a line with Yu Chaoen.

Liang Xingfa kept sighing that her figure was awesome, and she could be in the top three even if she participated in the national model competition.

Suddenly, Zhou Lijun, who was walking in front, laughed eatingly. Liang Xingfa couldn't help but ask why she was laughing? There are funny things to say and share, don't hide in the bed alone and fart stinkingly.

Zhou Lijun said: "I don't have anything funny to say, in fact, I am reminiscing about the joke you just told, and the more I think about it, the funnier it becomes, so I laughed." ”

Liang Xingfa instantly felt very comforted, it turned out that it was not his poor ability to tell jokes, but that the other party was slow to react, and his brains were smoothed out after almost falling off the cliff, and he finally found the laugh. almost made him afraid to tell jokes in the future.

After walking for most of the day, they sat down on a large rock in the valley to rest. Liang Xingfa wanted to fetch some water for her to drink. These days were very hot and muggy, and they drank all the water from the kettles they had brought with them.

Zhou Lijun suddenly felt a little sorry for him, and told him to rest more and then go look for water. He said to her very gently: "It's okay, my internal strength is deeper than yours, you sit, let me go." I'm so happy to be able to take care of you. ”

Liang Xingfa walked around the neighborhood and ran over excitedly and said, "There's a small river over there, let's go there and take a bath together, you see we're all sweating." ”

She said, "Then go wash yourself." I don't want to wash and I can't swim. ”

He said, "Don't you feel embarrassed?" It's okay, we're already husband and wife. Or is it the emperor's matchmaker? ”

She said shyly, "Oh, I just don't want to wash it." Don't persuade me. She actually wanted to take a mandarin duck bath with him in her heart, but her father's fate was hard to disobey, she and him were destined to not be able to walk together, just like a praying mantis couple, the mother would always eat the male.

He saw that she was very resolute, so he stopped being reluctant and went to wash himself. After all, she still felt that she was not used to not seeing him, and she sat alone and stupidly, so she cautiously went over to watch him take a bath. However, the absence of him in the creek made her heart anxious, and she prayed that nothing would happen to him.

Fortunately, it was just a false alarm, his handsome head suddenly came out of the river, and when he saw her a little stunned smile, he also laughed, and urged her to come down and wash it too, this water is really cool, and it is extremely refreshing to wash, and it is more fluttering than a fairy in the water.

She deliberately questioned him and said, "If you have a way to get me to come down, I will come down, but you can't use force." ”

He touched the water on his face and fell into deep thought. She also hoped that he would have a way to surprise him, staring at his muscular skin and smiling.

Suddenly, his expression was extremely depressed, and he sighed deeply. She hurriedly asked him what was wrong, was he bitten on the ass by the water snake?

He said, "No, I can't figure out how to get you down, but I have a clever plan to get you from the center of the river to the other side of the river." ”

She was extremely curious about what this would do, so she jumped to the center of the river to see what he was capable of. As a result, he laughed and said, "Oh yes, you have been tricked, why don't you come down and take a bath now?" ”

Her face turned red, it turned out that she jumped down so inadvertently, she was so deceived that she couldn't get around the question of walking to the other side of the river just now. However, the river water is really cool, and it is really indescribably pleasant to drink while washing. He told her to take off her clothes and wash them. She was too embarrassed to take it off, and warned him that if she dared to take it off again, she would ignore him. He was silent.

It was already night after taking a shower. They spent the night in a cave, built a bonfire to bake their clothes, and gave her all the delicious things he had brought with him. She was too embarrassed to finish eating, so she told him to eat some too. He said that all he needed was a little steamed bun was enough. She still wanted to be humble, but he rudely interrupted her, ordered her to finish the delicious food in the name of her husband, and said that if the wife did not listen to her husband, she would mess up the three outlines and five constants, and she would be scolded by the world. She could only eat it with emotion.

The two of them slept alone in the cave with a full stomach, and he wanted to sleep with her in his arms, but she refused before the time came. So, he fell asleep on his own.

There are always people who don't want to sleep after long nights. She couldn't sleep anyway. In his right hand, he picked up the sword and put it down, put it down and picked it up again. Because she knew that it would be easier for her to kill him at the moment than to kill an ant, so that she could complete the task and give a perfect explanation to Godfather Yu Chaoen. However, if she really did that, her life would not be perfect, after all, her heart had been secretly promised to him, and she would never fall in love with anyone else in the future, and along the way, he always left her with a deep touch, telling her how to do it.

However, when she thought of her godfather's cold eyes, she couldn't help but feel murderous, if her godfather's eyes turned into disappointment, then she would become a sinner, how to be worthy of the old man's nurturing grace. So, she decided to kill him first to repay her kindness and then commit suicide to martyrdom. As soon as he had made up his mind, he drew his sword and stabbed him.