Chapter 163 Mother Shura in White
"Someone raised a knife to kill the Trevi Fountain?" The Heavenly Desire Master, who was still pretending to be dizzy, instantly jumped up and shouted, "Who, who ate the leopard gall? The person who should commit my wishing pool, the Buddha directly overtook him! ”
Just now, the master of Heavenly Desire didn't pretend to be dizzy, but lay on the ground to settle accounts, nine nine eight thousand one hundred demon stones, if all of them were subscribed for two thousand taels of silver, the secret book of the golden body song, I am afraid that it will be directly in hand, can you not be excited? But at this moment, he actually heard that someone had come here to make trouble, this was forcing him to play a Buddha to ascend to heaven!
Similarly, the abbot is also angry, Xiao Lingtong with a creative idea, to get over the years, has been entangled in the cost of the golden body, the current wishing pool is about to rise, and it is a leap forward, who comes to mess up, the whole temple up and down, absolutely the temple to death......
Just thinking, "Bump! "The door of the inner sanctum, suddenly someone flew in and smashed it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Zhao Mingcheng's eyes twitched, this unlucky human flesh missile, bareheaded, no need to guess, he knew that he was the guardian monk of the temple. Alas, I'm afraid that the person who comes is not good, and the wishing pool is in great trouble! As the honorary host, I've only been messing around for a long time, won't it be over the game?
Sure enough, then a woman's voice came very fiercely, "Where is the abbot of the wishing pool, the old bald donkey, get out of here, I actually kidnapped my son to be a monk, and the old lady demolished your temple!" And you, if you block me again, I'm welcome, no one can stop me today, God blocks and beats God, Buddha should kill Buddha! ”
"Bump!" Another monk was kicked in.
"Presumptuous, who dares to go wild here? Is there no one in the Trevi Fountain? Master Heavenly Desire roared, and directly used the roaring magic skill.
He was answered by the sound of the door of the inner hall of the meditation room being rudely kicked open. Subsequently, a pretty woman in white, holding a mandarin duck double knife, was full of murderous eyes and appeared gorgeously.
"It's good to come, junior brother, take it for me!" The abbot was broken by someone who broke the door of the meditation room, and he was very distressed, so he directly and decisively ordered.
"Wait!" Seeing the beautiful woman in white appear, Xiao Jian, who had finished his meal on the side, had a toothache, and then said in surprise: "Mom, why are you here?" ”
The Heavenly Desire Master, who was about to attack, almost got angry when he heard this conversation, what was the situation?
"Son, do you still recognize my wife? Woo, people heard in the morning that you failed to confess to the moon girl last night, and committed suicide by jumping directly into the wishing fountain. Later, he was rescued by the monks of the wishing pool, saw through the red dust, and became a monk. People came directly from Qingling County for 800 miles and killed them quickly! Woo, son, you must not leave your mother! Woohoo......"
At this time, the beautiful woman in white threw aside the mandarin duck double knife early, hugged Zhao Mingcheng and cried directly, and then said: "Son, that girl in Xiyue wants to have no breasts, and she wants to have no ass, it's not suitable for you!" That's your dead ghost dad, when he was drunk, he played fingertips for marriage, and he has always taken it seriously, I have let him sleep in the firewood room last night to reflect. Son, my mother tells you that talented women are unreliable! In the future, your marriage will be directly taken over by your mother, and your mother promises to help you find someone who is ten times more beautiful than her! ”
"Ahem!" Zhao Mingcheng came out of thin air with an extra lady, almost fainted with fright, and couldn't help but turn his head to Xiao Jianluo for help...... Well, Xiao Jianluo was also shocked, mom? Sick again?
"Mother knows, the thing is that you don't like the moon girl, and you want to escape from home! Mother understands! Let's go, we won't leave the house anymore, my mother will help you get out of the marriage directly, if your father is still crooked, I will break his leg directly. Is the man's commitment important, or is his own son important, if he can't understand it, his mother tells him to sleep in the firewood room forever! ”
The pretty woman in white doesn't want the mandarin duck double knife, her son is in hand, it is the whole world, and she directly holds Zhao Mingcheng and walks out.
Master Tianyu was dumbfounded, stepped forward to pick up the mandarin duck knife on the ground, took a closer look, and his eyes instantly narrowed, "Yuan Qingyu!" Ah, the little spirit boy is the son of the white-clothed Shura Yuan Qingyu? Abbot, you see, how is this good? ”
Hearing Yuan Qingyu's name, the abbot was also stunned! Eighteen years ago, Yuan Qingyu, the little princess of the Yuan family of the Holy Sect, eloped with Xiao Zhentao, a minor general in the mortal world, and caused a stir.
Later, I heard that the Yuan family sent several masters to arrest her, so they fought and gave her the title of white-clothed Shura. Later, she went into seclusion, and no one knew her whereabouts anymore.
Today, she sacrificed her double knives for her son, for fear that she would be seen by the pilgrims outside, and most of her hidden identities would be exposed. Alas, the identity of the little spirit boy is too complicated, right?
"Let's go! We caught up with him, since the little spirit boy is the honorary host of our wishing fountain, we will definitely support it to the end no matter what! The abbot gave the order in an instant, and he himself was the first to chase outside, shouting loudly from behind:
"Little Lingtong, wait a minute!"
Xiao Jianluo hurriedly stopped everyone and said, "Abbot, all misunderstandings, my old lady, who fell off the cliff back then, had that sequelae in her head, you better stay!" ”
"Ahem! Master Xiao, I am sending double knives to Master Yuan, and please be responsible for the safety of the little spirit child...... Ahem, the little spirit boy and we are old friends, and all the things about the little spirit boy in the future is the matter of our wishing pool, you don't want to see the outside...... That, our friendship doesn't affect his wife at all! ”
The abbot saw that Yuan Qingyu's eyes were getting colder and colder when he had just stopped in front of him, and he immediately tried to express his position completely, this little spirit boy, a small idea is worth a golden body, if you hug his thigh, the rise of the wishing pool is completely just around the corner, his affairs must be handled carefully, and must not be messed up!
Hearing that it would not affect his son's wife, Yuan Qingyu's murderous aura gradually dissipated, and with a wave of his hand, he unceremoniously took back the double knife. can rescue her son from the monk's temple, and she doesn't care about the rest.
"Little Lingtong, you see, you still have to work hard to build a demon pool......
Then the master of Tianyi who came was really a little reluctant to let him go, seeing that the golden body curl was in front of him, this little guy was born with a vision, with the ability to spit lotus flowers, it was clearly born for the monk who knew the guest, at this time I felt like an abandoned ~ woman who was about to be thrown away, I really wanted to hug him and cry and said: Woo, you can't leave people alone!
"Haha, Brother Tianyi, I have already demonstrated it to you just now, what you have to do now is to ask someone or yourself to quickly design the drawings, and then sell the demon stones by piece. Well, tomorrow, the price of the Demon Stone will rise to five thousand taels a piece, otherwise, don't let go. In the future, depending on the situation, add it to 10,000 taels! ”
"Poof!"
Hearing this, the abbot and the master of Heavenly Desire both covered their chests with one hand at the same time, and leaned against the wall with the other......
Yuan Qingyu was overjoyed when he saw his son's words, which shook the two pestering guys into serious injuries, and continued to carry him down the mountain, away from here.
Halfway up the mountain, she was still a little worried about whether her son was trapped by love, and said, "Son, you tell your mother that after you failed to confess to the moon girl, are you really okay?" ”
"Mother, don't worry, I'm really fine! You see, there is a female pilgrim girl in front of me who is walking here, son, I will go to practice picking up girls to give you peace of mind, and you are watching from the sidelines! ”
Zhao Mingcheng heard Xiao Jianluo just say that his old lady had a problem with her mind, and he didn't struggle anymore, so he happened to go to Xiao Jianluo's house to take a look at genetically modified products by the way, and if he wanted to leave the secret realm, he might have to ask him for advice or two, after all, people had come back after entering the ancient secret realm before! As soon as I thought of this, I immediately entered the role and learned Xiao Jianluo's tone to call her my mother.
At this time, I saw that there was a person who looked like a lady with a green gauze mask at the bottom of the mountain, who was being supported by the maid and a few family members, and squeezed over ruffianly, half-stopped her, and said with both hands: "Miss is blessed and long-lived, and I am willing to be merciful!" ”
When the group saw a bald little monk, he suddenly stepped forward to ask for alms, but his eyes were staring at his young lady blatantly. Your sister is clearly a flower monk! All of them tacitly agreed, and they all rushed over, ready to step forward and beat him up.
The young lady also frowned, and then said coldly: "How can a monk dare to ask for charity?" ”
What Zhao Mingcheng wants is for the young lady to talk, and in his mind, the classic pickle girl lines of Qin Guan in the previous life don't mind being carried forward here: "May the young lady be like a medicine tree, and she will not be sick!" ”
The woman was stunned, now that the monk has turned into a relationship, she is so knowledgeable? In fact, this is not difficult to accept, the aggressive heart is victorious, not to be outdone, he said: "With the monk's mouth to spit lotus flowers, not a penny!" ”
Zhao Mingcheng's face that he had cultivated before did not change color because of this, he folded his hands together again, and said: "Respect the way, why don't you please all sentient beings, little lady?" ”
The woman's talent is not weak, her clever eyes turned, the warbler's voice was angry, and she followed at the same time, "Greed is not far away, how dare a crazy monk get something for nothing?" ”