Chapter 99: Peeing on Meals, Nothing Can Be Compared!

Ha ha!

The laughter sounded, and a group of onlookers coaxed one after another, shouting for Xu Yan to cheer, lest the world be chaotic.

The people of the company who were challenged were all pale and blue, and they were stimulated by Xu Yan's stinky fart posture, but after seeing Xu Yan's scolding skills, where did they dare to fight easily, they could only swallow their anger, and said angrily: "We admit defeat in this game!" ”

"Don't, let's play for a while, I've just started warming up, Brother Situ hasn't replied yet, why did he admit defeat, it's hard to compare, you have to come and go to say anything, and fight for three hundred rounds." Xu Yan disagreed.

That unfinished gesture made the other party itch for a while, Xu Yan scolded invincible, and had the absolute upper hand, of course he felt that all this was fun, but as the scolded party, they were like sitting on pins and needles, not only did they not feel fun, but they felt that it was a great torment.

"We admit defeat in this fight!"

The opponent admitted defeat again, a group of people with black faces, holding their breath one by one, being bullied by Xu Yan ruthlessly, and determined to defeat Xu Yan once and suppress his arrogance.

Several squad leaders exchanged glances and secretly asked what the next game would be, but everyone shook their heads, none of them had any good ideas, Xu Yan's performance was too amazing, no matter what they chose, they were not sure.

"Do you have to compare?" Xu Yan asked.

"Than!" A squad leader said without hesitation, although he hadn't thought about anything yet, and he hadn't found a project that could beat Xu Yan, but he responded to the competition as soon as possible, and he was consumed by him.

"Than what?"

The squad leader looked around, swept over the company's people, and after a circle, he didn't find a suitable candidate, his gaze turned back again, and when he fell on Tian Ming again, his gaze suddenly froze, his eyes instantly brightened, and he shouted: "Tian Ming, you are out of the ranks!" ”

"Squad leader, you call me!" Tian Ming walked out of the crowd.

"You're going to play with him!" The squad leader commanded.

"Squad leader, my military skills are not good, and I won't scold people, I..."

"Who made you compare these with him, better than what you are best at!"

"I don't have anything else to do but eat." Tian Ming said embarrassedly.

"It's to use your ability to eat, and you can eat it better than him!" The squad leader said directly, what he fancied was that Tian Ming could eat, his physical fitness could not be compared, his shooting could not be compared, and his wisdom and scolding could not be compared, so he didn't believe that he couldn't even eat.

"Can you compare to eat?" Tian Ming was skeptical.

"Of course!" The squad leader responded, turned to look at Xu Yan, and said, "Xu Yan, in the next game, we will even compete with you to eat, and whoever eats more will win." ”

than eating!

Everyone was dumbfounded, all with strange faces, listening to the conversation between the squad leader and Tian Ming before, they guessed that the next thing might be to eat, but when they heard him bring it up, everyone was still stunned.

"I said squad leader, are you in a hurry, you can even think of eating." Xu Yan sneered.

"What, don't you dare?" The other party is agitated.

"Of course not!" Xu Yan was stunned for a moment, and then he said with a stalk around his neck, the game has reached such a point now, he can't shirk it, but...

Xu Yan secretly looked at Tian Ming and found that he was not tall, and he didn't look fat, but his stomach was round, like a bucket, there should be a Luo ring belly, such people are generally very edible, and now the other party deliberately moved him out to compare himself with himself, and the other party's combat effectiveness is definitely beyond doubt.

Just like what Ying and Xu Yan thought, someone in the crowd broke the news, "That Tian Ming I know, we were in a company when we were recruits, and at that time he was known for being able to eat, he could eat half of the meals of a class, and the amount of food could be as large as three or four ordinary people, and he could eat a pot of rice in one meal." ”

"That's right, I've also seen him eat, steamed buns bigger than his fists, he eats one in two bites, it's very edible, this time Xu Yan has an opponent!"

"I don't know if Xu Yan can win this time, if he can even win this, then I really admire him!"

Everyone's discussion was in his ears, Xu Yan's heart chuckled, and his heart gradually sank, this Tian Ming is really a super foodie, and it is stronger than he imagined, how can this be compared!

You must know that eating is no better than anything else, if it is running, fighting, shooting, etc., you can use skills to make up for it, but how to make up for it with skills when eating? How much you can eat is how much you can eat, you can't be false at all, the amount of food is so big, the stomach is so big, is it impossible to eat in a fancy way, you can let the stomach that holds one bowl of rice fit two bowls, this is simply impossible!

Just as Xu Yan was turning his mind and thinking about countermeasures, the squad leader urged, "It's time to start!" ”

Xu Yan hadn't thought of a countermeasure yet, of course it was impossible to start now, his eyes rolled and said: "What about the game, pay attention to fairness, I've eaten before, isn't it a little inappropriate to compare it now!" ”

"I've eaten too." Tian Ming said.

Xu Yan nodded and said: "That's it, both of them have eaten, how much they eat is not consistent, for the sake of fairness, I suggest that this competition be postponed, find a time when everyone hasn't eaten, and then come to the game to eat, so it's fairer, what do you think!" ”

What Xu Yan said was reasonable, and the other party was not easy to refuse, although he knew that he said this, and there was a suspicion of delaying time, but he could only agree first.

"What about eating, now it's incomparable, or let's compare it again." Xu Yan proposed.

Where is the other party willing to agree, if in other aspects, they are sure to beat Xu Yan, they will not propose to eat, the two sides have agreed to fight again next time, and this time the game will end.

The crowd dispersed, and the events of this game were quickly passed out.

"Have you heard, Xu Yan picked three more games in a row today, one game of memory, one game of singing, one game of quarreling and scolding, and won all three games, among which memory and quarreling and scolding directly won with overwhelming strength, especially his scolding skills, which simply changed the color of the heavens and the earth, and the mountains looked up."

"The next game is better than eating, I don't know if Xu Yan can continue to be brilliant."

This news spread like wings, and soon spread to every corner of the wild wolf regiment, and even Tang Jue, the commander of the reconnaissance company, also received the news.

Company Commander's Office.

The company commander's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he slapped it on the table, and shouted: "Nonsense, it's too nonsense!" ”

Roaring twice, Tang Jue said to Mo Wenyuan on the side: "What do you say he thinks in his head, if you want to say that it is better than physical fitness and shooting, it is okay, he actually compares scolding and eating with others, and his head was kicked by a donkey?" Go and stop him for me, don't let him be embarrassed outside!" ”

"Well, you really have to stop it, this kid will definitely not be able to win at dinner, it's not easy to win so many games in a row, but you can't end up at the last minute!" Mo Wenyuan nodded solemnly.

Tang Jue: "..."