The so-called chongxi is a superstitious custom of the Han people. When someone in the family is critically ill, they try to get rid of the disease by doing happy events, so as to turn the situation into a safe one: they should quickly marry him/her (or their sons or brothers) and rejoice, and the illness will be cured.

This kind of marriage often causes the woman to be widowed for life.

However, marrying a princess of a country in order to exorcise illness is really appalling. Even Guo Ye, a modern person who came from later generations and is accustomed to seeing the destruction of the three views, has never heard of it.

What's more, this princess who wants to marry Chongxi is still from the Tang Empire, which is very prosperous and proud of future generations of China.

"The deception is too much, the Tubo people are simply ridiculous!"

Guo Ye's face was so angry that his face turned pale, he looked at Zhu Hongyu with angry eyes, and shouted: "Could it be that Your Majesty just let the Tubo people come and watch our princess of the Tang Dynasty marry and stay alive?" This, if this fucking goes down in history, we people will be stinking for 10,000 years!! ”

"Yizhou Hou, this is a bad statement! When His Majesty heard this, he was furious, how could he agree to such an arrogant and unreasonable request of the Tubo people? ”

Hongyu shook his head and sighed: "However, now that my army has just returned to the court and is resting, Your Majesty is temporarily unwilling to start a war with the Tubo people, and is unwilling to meet the Tubo envoys, so he handed over the matter to our Ministry of Rites and asked us to send the Tubo envoys away." But the Tibetan envoy was determined to marry our princess away this time, so he simply didn't leave. The errand of receiving the envoys of Fanbang naturally fell on the heads of our host and guest Qing officials, alas, no, the Tibetan envoys have lived in Hongbin Tower for nearly ten days, and they are clamoring to see the emperor every day, but they refuse to leave Chang'an and return to Tibet. ”

Guo Ye knew the attitude of His Majesty Li Er from Zhu Hongyu's mouth, his expression eased a lot, and then asked: "What do you mean is that in the past ten days, the Tibetan envoys have been unreasonable and deliberately made things difficult for your host and guest. And you just sent that evil fire at that foreigner, because of the Tibetan envoys? ”

Zhu Hongyu snorted, nodded, and sighed with interest: "That's right, the lower officials are not effective, but it makes Guo Shilang laugh." I'm not afraid of adult jokes, how to send away this Tibetan envoy is really sad to the lower officials, but the lower officials haven't slept well for a day in the past ten days, worried, worried to death. ”

"Oh......"

Guo Ye showed a look of sudden realization on his face, and muttered: "I see, I can be regarded as knowing why Cui Henian is so generous, and he wants to hand over this host and guest Qing Officials Division to me." This grandson has this idea, let me clean up this mess, damn! ”

"Huh? Lord Shilang said very much, why can't the lower officials understand? ”

Zhu Hongyu's face was in a trance, he didn't hear what Guo Ye said, and he didn't understand anything.

Guo Ye smiled, shook his head and said, "It's nothing to do with you, hehe, it's just that someone put it on the table, sooner or later Lao Tzu will return it." Let's go......"

Zhu Hongyu was stunned for a moment, and asked puzzledly: "Lord Shilang, where are we going?" ”

Guo Ye quipped: "Where else can I go?" Since you can't do this, I, the top boss, have to come forward and clean up the mess for you. When subordinates are in difficulty, as a boss, they naturally have to come out to the top tank, so as to convince the public. Right? Walk, go to Hongbin Building......"

Zhu Hongyu was overjoyed, and said excitedly, this is a good boss, Zhu has been in the Ministry of Rites for so many years, and he can be regarded as looking forward to a big savior.

After that, one of them opened the door and respectfully led Guo Ye out of the house and went to Hongbin Building.

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…

At the same time, Zhao Feixuan also took the same car as Cui Henian, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, and quickly entered the East City after leaving the imperial city.

Because the luncheon that Cui Henian is going to go to today is set up in an orchid restaurant in Dongshi.

Zhao Feixuan followed Cui Henian into the private room on the second floor of the orchid restaurant, and when he entered the private room, he was stunned for a moment, and the whole person immediately became flustered and restrained.

Because he saw Li Tai, the king of Wei, and Lu Chengqing, the right attendant of the ministry, who were present, and a few officials he didn't know, all of them were officials in scarlet robes, and they were obviously all important figures.

He stood in place in a daze, not knowing how to deal with himself, secretly horrified in his heart, didn't Cui Shangshu say that he wanted to introduce me to a few officials of the Tiance Mansion? How could it be His Royal Highness King Wei and Lu Chengqing, a scumbag? Obviously, the other officials present here are not officials of the Tiance Mansion department.

Cui Henian probably saw Zhao Feixuan's worries and worries, and immediately pulled him to an empty seat with a pleasant smile, pressed him down and sat down, and said with a smile: "Zhao Shilang, don't be nervous, today's banquet is a private banquet." This official brought you today, just to let you know the rank of the people here, hehe, His Royal Highness King Wei and Lu Shilang should know each other, as for the other few people here, they are all officials of the six ministries. In Chang'an City at the foot of the Son of Heaven, hehe, it's not a good thing for you Zhao Shilang to know more people. ”

Lu Chengqing sat next to Li Tai, the king of Wei, stood up slightly, picked up the wine jug on the table, leaned over and poured a glass of wine for Zhao Feixuan, and said with a haha: "Yes, what Cui Shangshu said is very true, although we people neither belong to the old vassal line of Tiance Mansion, nor do we mix with Wei Zheng and Wei Ting, who are old things that eat ancient things, let alone some bullshit Shilin Qingliu line, but we are all officials in the same dynasty." Look up and don't look down, it turned out that Lu and Zhao Shilang had a slight misunderstanding in Ruzhou, didn't they also say it? Our Royal Highness King Wei is broad-minded, so naturally he will not take it to heart. ”

Zhao Feixuan looked at Li Tai, the king of Wei, who was sitting opposite, with some jealousy, and felt a little weak in his heart, knowing that he had offended Li Tai by being demoted to Yizhou. Although after he later threw himself into the Tiance Mansion department, someone exposed this Liang Zi for him, but in the face of Li Tai, he was still a little frightened.

Li Tai on the opposite side showed a smile that he thought was very approachable, raised the wine glass in his hand generously, and congratulated Zhao Feixuan from afar: "Zhao Shilang, don't mention the previous things, haha, it's just that you don't know each other." Although you are now a servant of the former ministers of Tiance Mansion, the eldest grandson Wuji is also my maternal uncle, isn't it? Hehe, it's still a family. Haha, come to this king to toast you. ”

"Huh? Don't dare, don't dare ”

Zhao Feixuan was flattered and raised his wine glass, leaned over and touched the cup in Li Tai's hand slightly, and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Maybe it was because of the excitement in his heart, maybe it was Li Tai's courtesy and excited, Zhao Feixuan's face was extremely ruddy at this time, and he trembled his lips and said intermittently: "His Royal Highness the King of Wei has a big mind, and when Wei Chen thinks of the wrong thing at the beginning, he is really ashamed!" ”

Li Tai waved his hand generously and said with a smile: "Don't mention the old things, there are only friends here today, no enemies, haha, everyone says yes, right?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

"I'm waiting for His Royal Highness the King of Wei to look forward."

"Today, there are only no up and down, only friends, His Royal Highness King Wei is worthy of being a virtuous king."

Everyone present applauded, and suddenly there was another sound of horses.

After a lot of enthusiasm, Zhao Feixuan was no longer restrained, and he and the officials present became familiar with each other under Lu Chengqing's introduction.

The scene was lively and joyful.

At this time, Li Tai suddenly raised his hand to signal everyone to silence, and then asked Cui Henian, who was eating vegetables, and said, "Cui Shangshu, I heard that Guo Ye has been appointed as the left waiter of the Ministry of Rites today, have you seen this person?" Huh, how's that? ”

"What else? His Royal Highness King Wei, do you think Guo Ye can still make big waves in my hands? ”

Cui Henian put down the chopsticks in his hand and sneered: "Your Highness should have heard about the Tibetan envoys coming to Chang'an to propose marriage in the past few days, right?" Hehe, I put the host and guest Qing Officials Division under the jurisdiction of Guo Ye, this matter will give him a headache. I want to see how he, the new official of the Ministry of Rites, can solve this matter. If he can't send the Tibetan envoys away, there will be enough reason to kick him out of the Ministry of Rites and let him go! ”

Li Tai stroked his palms and laughed when he heard this, his cheeks became slightly hideous, and he returned to his original state after laughing, but he had a smile on his face from beginning to end, and he was in a very happy mood.

Bang Bang~

He suddenly slapped his palms twice and shouted at the outside of the private room: "Come on, let this shopkeeper call in the best and most beautiful orchids in this wine shop, and drink with us, haha, all the expenses today are counted as the king's." ”

After a sound came from outside, it was the sound of going downstairs.

At this time, when they heard that there was an orchid to accompany the wine, everyone's eyes lit up and they applauded:

"Haha, I want a big chest and big ass in the next place,"

"Blue-eyed blonde orchid, tsk, I really don't know what it's like to feed wine to your mouth."

"His Royal Highness King Wei is so generous, I am really blessed to wait for today."

Suddenly, the obscene voice turned over and over, and Zhao Feixuan was a little red and hot, and stood up a little uncomfortably, and prevaricated: "His Royal Highness King Wei, what, this orchid will accompany the wine, and the lower officials will be exempted, right?" ”

"Huh?"

Li Tai was a little disappointed when he heard this, and his face suddenly became gloomy, and he said unhappily: "What's the matter?" Zhao Shilang didn't want to refuse the king's good intentions? ”

Lu Chengqing persuaded on the side: "Zhao Shilang, we all know that you have a beautiful lady in your family, tsk, but where does this flower have the fragrance of wild flowers?" You will know the taste as soon as you taste it, hahaha......"

Suddenly, everyone present was amused by Lu Chengqing's lewd words, and they all laughed lewdly, and continued to applaud.

Cui Henian, who was sitting next to Zhao Feixuan, suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed Zhao Feixuan's arm, and persuaded in a low voice: "Zhao Shilang, you are too restrained, you are just acting on the spot, you can't take it seriously." Hehe, since you want to integrate into the officialdom circle of Chang'an, you have to learn to adapt. Haha, don't be ashamed, just get used to it, sit down, sit down quickly, don't sweep His Royal Highness King Wei and the big guy's Yaxing. ”

Zhao Feixuan listened to Cui Henian's reminder, and then thought that he was finally able to have today, and immediately put his wife Huiniang who was worried about him behind and sat down slowly.

Then he raised his glass and apologized to Li Tai: "His Royal Highness King Wei Haihan, it is the lower official who has not seen the world, which makes you smile." Well, Xia Guan has a reluctant request, and I want a big-breasted and big-ass orchid in a while, okay? ”

When he said this, Zhao Feixuan found that in fact, this was really simple, and it was really a pleasure that he didn't understand before.

After Li Tai heard this, the gloom suddenly dissipated, and he laughed: "Okay, good, no problem!" Zhao Shilang, you are very familiar with current affairs, this king believes that your future must be limitless! ”

Crash~~

The door was pushed open, and a group of orchids dressed in tulle, with their arms and thighs trembling, poured into the private room gracefully......