The first 114th verse of the gods also fights

The seller took the cigarette handed over by Xiao Zhang, lit it and took a puff, and drank Lao Huang's cold tea in one go, so angry that Lao Huang stared, it was useless to stare at it, this thing is considered to touch the old guy's temperament, Ya is an old naughty boy, maybe the fairy has lived for a long time, and he doesn't use too much petty temperament.

"Lao Huang, I'm tired like a grandson every day, aren't you happy to drink your tea?"

Lao Huang gave him a disdainful look, "Why don't I send you to Lao Jun, what are you doing with another person?" ”

As soon as Lao Huang's words came out, the peddler immediately became a true grandson, "Uncle, look at what you said, don't I just complain, I'm so happy, don't change people!" After speaking, he flattered Lao Huang and thumped his legs, and the old man of the hammer grinned.

"Okay, you kid save some effort, I haven't been idle for two days, the ID card is down, I have to be busy in the past two days, I told Xiao Zhang yesterday, and the shop decoration is also handed over to him to do, this young man is much more reliable than you, I regret that I shouldn't have given you the task in the first place!"

The peddler completely ignored the second half of the old man's sentence: "The ID card is down?" Let me see! ”

Lao Huang picked up his wallet from the table, took out his ID card and threw it to the vendor, after reading it, the vendor expressed his opinion: "Lao Huang, do you know that there is a saying on our side, that is, the ID photo should never think like me, today I saw your ID card, I think this statement is not true, at least your ID card photo is the same as me, as ugly!" ”

After saying that, the goods slipped upstairs, and there was the sound of Lao Huang smashing things with a fan behind him, turn on the computer, there are a lot of information prompts on the penguin, open it and see, the drone has been shipped, and the clothing is already on the way, please forgive the hawker for buying things only online, after all, I haven't seen the big market, what flagship store do you let him go to is absolutely timid, and although he did not break the law, he couldn't see the light, the fewer people who knew, the better, and it was also for his own safety, After all, no one wants to be made into sashimi.

casually watched the news, and thought that the Tang Dynasty was still preparing for the Qixi Festival, it is not easy for Taoist friends to get together, and it is essential to have a big meal, so what else does it make more sense? As far as the hawkers know, the ancients put more river lanterns on the Chinese Valentine's Day, but the problem is that they came by themselves, so they had to get something peculiar.

Boring to pull the web page, see people lighting candles and praying for blessings, or to the foreigner to pray for blessings, really full of support, when the devil came to the time did not see the foreigner to pray for us, now it is time to spend money to buy candles to pray for them, and I am not afraid that our gods are unwilling, your wish to pray for blessings in case it reaches heaven, and it will anger the gods to give you what kind of disaster you will find to reason with.

Thinking of the Shangda Heavenly Court vendor, he thought of a good way, grabbed the phone and hung up on Lao Wang, who let this product sell some strange little things, "What is Lao Wang busy with?" ”

The moment the phone was picked up, the slogan of the dollar store came over, and it was much cleaner after a while, and it was estimated that Lao Wang found a quiet place to answer the phone, "It's Dabao, you kid, why did you remember to call me, what's the matter?" ”

"Lao Wang, can you get Kong Ming lanterns, help me get five thousand!"

Lao Wang can now afford to buy thousands of things from a hawker, "No problem, how long will it take, I'll help you touch it, hey, by the way, why don't you buy it yourself online?" ”

"Isn't there a lack of suitable sources? I don't have a business in this area, the customer is in a hurry, go to you to take me rest assured, by the way, you have to send me a hundred as a loss, in case there is a bad one to deduct from the fraction! ”

"Look at your stinginess, my brother has done it for you, and I'll help you deliver the goods tomorrow afternoon, is there anything else you need?" Before Lao Wang hung up the phone, he couldn't forget to touch some business opportunities again.

"I don't want anything else for the time being, you can help me get the Kong Ming Lantern right! You're busy hanging up first! The hawker put the phone on the table and continued to pull on the Internet, there is really nothing good now, there is only one banquet left, and the same call to Lao Zhang, doing business is to do cooked or raw, and Lao Zhang's dishes are OK, although the style is not good, but the taste is more consistent, on the Tang Dynasty The group of people who are short of salt and light to eat a meal are like seeing what these meals are, and I haven't seen anyone praise or disparage anything.

Similarly, Lao Zhang was immune to the scene of three or five hundred tables ordered by the vendor, but he nagged on the phone to pity his old bones, and he was tired of making so many dishes at once, of course, he couldn't forget to explain that this time he must not eat the table again, and what he said is that this time it must be noticed, don't steal the table again.

After the two things were done, the hawker's heart was empty, this person couldn't be idle, it really hurt to be idle, and the movie was nothing to watch, so he simply turned off the computer and went downstairs to chat with Lao Huang.

I took two cans of beer from the refrigerator, put one in front of Lao Huang, poured it myself, and watched the group of workers engaged in electric welding there with a cigarette in my mouth, and Lao Huang saw that the vendor was bored, "Dabao, why don't you also go to the fun and learn more, you are also engaged in construction over there, right?" ”

"Well, I'm going to build a shopping mall, you don't know what your group of disciples are like to be poor, every day they have a lot of tea and light food, no wonder the Taoist sect is declining more and more, the disciples are hungry and go to the street to deceive people, most of them are not at home, so they are regarded as liars, and then no one believes you anymore"

Lao Huang laughed, "So isn't this asking you to help them, to be honest, with your disposition of asking for money and not wanting to die, I estimate that those disciples should be no worse in the future."

"Pull it down, you, and you will take it and threaten me to burn me, I'm helping, I hope you can arrange a few more fairies in the sky for me in a hundred years!"

"Don't worry about this, I will definitely introduce it to you when the time comes, if you don't like us here, we have also caught a lot of their goddesses when we are fighting with those immortals in the West, and we will introduce them to you when the time comes!"

Lao Huang's eyes lit up when the hawker said this: "Lao Huang, are you telling the truth?" You also captured the goddess of the West, so how many are you hiding? ”

Lao Huang smiled noncommittally, "Damn, don't laugh, let's talk about it, I really didn't expect you to be so capable of catching the goddess of the West, how about it is the same as the Yanma of our nether, I have always envied Western women, you said that you are so tall, you are about to catch up with me, I just don't know what it is like!" You'll have to introduce me to a few when the time comes."

"Then it depends on how you do things, okay, don't talk about this, what have you prepared for Tanabata?"

"How can you be creative?"

"Well, it's okay, but have you thought about it, Kong Ming's lantern will fly away when it is released, it's not true!"

That's right, if according to your own idea, invite a friend from the Taoist door to eat, and then put on the Kong Ming lantern for a while, the excitement is lively, it seems that there is no real thing, it is not as good as the person who helped him last time, a few of them also dropped some needlework transparent soap or something, so what do you want to get to be real?