In order to satisfy his bad taste, Lao Cheng pressed the horn all the way over, and the piercing horn sound was transformed into the checkmate of the beast in Ermeng's ears, and his song was also mourned!

Er Meng glanced at each other with satisfaction, it seems that what this short-haired stranger said is true, Li Er and the others all have the same expression as eating flies, they never expected that the hawker would actually think of killing a lifeless thing, but this seems to save a horse, now it depends on how this thing performs!

Waiting for Lao Cheng to park the motorcycle, the vendor pointed to the motorcycle and asked Ermeng, "Two Great Khans, this thing is my Taoist disciple deep into the depths of the Kunlun Mountains in the Western Regions, and found in a strange valley, don't look at this thing's small body, but even the sweat and blood BMW can't catch up when it runs, and the cry is very shocking, ordinary animals dare not approach, they are raised in the palace on weekdays, today for the friendship between my Tang Cao, I decided that we will form an alliance with the blood of this beast, how about it?" ”

Er Meng originally looked down on this small motorcycle, but after listening to the hawker's explanation, he completely believed it, and Jieli nodded, "Okay, it's just a pity for such a divine thing, Niu Xianchang, please!" ”

The peddler arched his hand violently, poured a few glasses of beer with the glass on the table and put it away, walked to the motorcycle with a knife, pretended to touch the handlebar sadly, and raised his sleeve to wipe the non-existent tears, and then punctured the tire with a sharp knife.

The peddler hurriedly comforted, "Don't be afraid, this is the self-explosion of this thing before it dies, fortunately, it is protected by mana in this way, everyone be careful, this thing has two lives, and you have to give another knife!" ”

After speaking, he punctured the rear wheel again, and with the same bang, the hawker kicked the motorcycle down, and then cut the oil pipe, and the golden gasoline flowed all over the place, which made this thing even more extraordinary, "Brother Cheng, bring the wine glass over and get some blood!" ”

Lao Cheng squatted down to the vendor with a wine glass and asked in a low voice, "Dabao, isn't this what gasoline?" ”

The peddler's face didn't turn either, "Remember, this is the blood of the divine beast!" After that, put a little gasoline in each cup, and at the same time take out a few cups from the ring and pour beer at the same time when people can't see it, which will be replaced in a while!

After finishing everything, the peddler walked up to everyone with a wine glass, "Everyone, the blood wine has been prepared, please drink this cup together, I wish me no gap between the arabecans, peace for generations, two great khans, please!" ”

Er Meng looked at all the cups and chose two cups at random, and then the hawker took the opportunity to turn around and replaced the one without gasoline for Li Er and the others, the hawker didn't see the small action of Er Meng, but Li Er and the others took a clear look, in order to cooperate with the hawker, after taking the wine, everyone held the cup with both hands and covered it with wide sleeves!

The peddler admired the acting skills of these people, fortunately, the sleeves of the ancient people were wide, and they had to show their stuffing in modern times, Li Er covered the wine glass and then signaled to Er, "Two Great Khans, please!" ”

Er Meng also greeted Li Er politely: "Tian Khan, please!" “

So everyone raised their necks, a glass of wine went down, Li Er and the others happily turned over the wine glass to show that they had dried up, Er Meng also covered his chest and turned over the glass, muttering in his heart, why is the blood of this divine beast so unpleasant?

Seeing Er Meng's painful appearance, Li Er and the others were all blushing and having thick necks, this hawker was too bad, and the hawker asked Er Meng kindly, "Is there any discomfort in the two Great Khans?" If there is any discomfort, you must endure it, I tell you, after drinking the blood of this divine beast, it has the effect of prolonging life and curing all diseases, my emperor knows it, since drinking the blood of this divine beast, the night royal nine maidens and refreshed! “

Ermeng, who was about to vomit when he heard that it had this effect, quickly endured it, and was reluctant! Only Li Er inadvertently clicked on the hawker's waist eye, and the goods he ordered grinned, and only this product in the entire Tang Dynasty dared to joke with the Emperor Taishang casually!

The blood wine was also drunk, the treaty was signed, Er Meng bowed his hand and went back to clean up the camp and go home, and the hawker also followed Li Er and the others back to the camp, Lao Cheng followed behind and pulled his motorcycle with a distressed horse, thinking about leaving a whole corpse and finding a place to bury it, but he was unwilling to ask, "Dabao, can you still want this thing?"

"Yes, I'll fix it for you in a while, it'll be fine, Brother Cheng did a good job just now!"

Seeing the hawker boasting about his acting skills, Lao Cheng got up, "That's, I don't see who we are!" The two of them were talking and laughing and were about to enter the camp, when suddenly a grassland soldier ran behind them, and the two big knives at the door shouted from a distance, "Stop coming, otherwise you will be killed!" ”

The man on the other side waved his hands, "Captain, don't shoot, it's me!" "Well, it's a cross-talk, but what the man actually said was, "Don't get me wrong, I'm a messenger sent by the Great Khan, and I'm looking for something to do with the Ox Immortal!" ”

Lao Cheng patted the peddler, "Looking for you, look at what's going on, I'll go back first!" ”

The vendor waved his hand to let Lao Cheng go, and then looked at the person who came, "Okay, tell me what's wrong!" ”

The person who came was very polite, and greeted the hawker first: "Little Timur has seen the Tang National Teacher!" "After speaking, bend over and stroke your chest!

The vendor almost laughed when he heard the other party's name, who can hold back Temur, Nima, and greeted people with a smile, "You're welcome, let's talk about things directly!" ”

"Returning to the national division, that's the case, just now in the course of the conflict between our two sides, our grain and grass accidentally lost a little, and now many soldiers are clamoring to enter Chang'an City to find food, but my Great Khan said that since it has been said, then it can't go back on its word, but if there is no food in the army, the army's heart is unstable, so I sent a small one to ask Niu Guoshi with a cheeky face to support our army with some food, so that the Great Khan can stabilize the army's heart!"

As a principled and conscientious peddler, Dabao didn't think badly, "Okay, you wait, how much gap do you have now, can you last until the evening, I may be a little late!" ”

Timur was grateful, "I'm not afraid of late, the current food can last until the evening, we don't mean that there is no food at all, it's just that the soldiers don't have anything to bring, there is still enough food in the rear baggage, and the national teacher can give us three days' rations!" ”

"Okay, you go back first, and send a few people to the river to wait later!" After saying that, the vendor didn't go to see Li Er, and went back directly to find a grain collector to send 500,000 catties of corn to himself. As for whether 500,000 catties are enough, it's not our business, I'll give you so much, see how you can make do with it for three days!

As for why he is not afraid of corn spreading to the grassland, the hawker has thought about this problem during the negotiation with Ermeng, although corn as a high-yield crop is likely to improve the enemy's combat effectiveness, but you have to remember that no matter how powerful an agricultural country is, it will never be able to do the leading industrial country in science and technology, besides, the grassland will also be our family in the future, and read the novel for a reason, fattening first and then killing, more happy!

When Timur saw the grain sent by the vendor, he was dumbfounded, and he hadn't seen it, "Niu Guoshi, how can you eat this thing?" ”

"Boiled, or ground to make a nest, hey, by the way, I have something more magical, I'll introduce it to you!" As he spoke, he took out a black iron egg from the ring, which was the peddler who saw a popcorn in the countryside on three wheels halfway, and for unknown reasons he directly served other people's things to the pot!

The hawker put things up, cranked the blower with one hand, and turned the black pimple with the other, the grassland people and Tang Jun, who came to guard the hawker, stared at the hawker's movements curiously, and waited for a while, after the hawker saw that the pressure gauge pointer was enough, he picked up the black bump, "Cover your ears, don't be scared!" ”

After speaking, he kicked with his foot, "Boom...."The soldiers of the grassland shrank their necks and quickly looked around, thinking that the weapon of the Tang Army just now was powerful again, and the soldiers of the Tang Army were also frightened, and the hawker trembled with an iron lump, "Okay, let's try it!" ”

At this time, everyone saw the steaming popcorn in the cloth bag, so they reached out and picked one up and put it in their mouths to taste, "Well, it's delicious, well, no, I still have to eat it!" ”

In order to grab a little popcorn, the people on both sides almost fought, and the hawker hurriedly stopped Tang Jun, "Don't rob it, this is for the grassland people, let's go back and get it again, yours are indispensable, come to that Timur, the thing will see, pay attention to this pointer here, you can do it, I don't understand to go back and try a few more times!" ”

Temur's face was full of gratitude, "Thank you, Master Niu, thank you!" After saying that, the people pulled the things back, and later Temur was promoted to a thousand commanders because of the good fried popcorn, but the peddler only gave the steppe man a popcorn machine, so the other people who couldn't eat popcorn began to do everything they could to make popcorn!

Finally, someone later figured out the method of frying in a pot, and this method followed the trend of this wave of steppe people. It was brought to Europe by the Tang Dynasty and became popular in the West, so that later there were two kinds of popcorn frying techniques in the world, until now everyone can also see it, one is the **** frying method, the other is the frying method in the cinema, the two frying methods have been passed down for a long time and are endless!

PS: "Monday double watch begging for tickets, pity me, have mercy on me!" I'll buy you popcorn to eat