"" 165 (Mandarin Duck Uniform)
Matsumoto: "That's good! You should withdraw me now, and your superiors sent you to remove me? Aren't you very capable? You can't catch anyone yourself, so I can't help it. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Matsumoto's words, Aso couldn't raise his head very much, thinking about it, such a powerful opponent, how can he take the lead and personally lead the troops to catch it, then he can show his strength.
The Japanese headquarters in China called to inquire about the progress, but the call was not reached, and after about 15 minutes of trying to order the start of the raid, it was still not possible; It turned out that Aso didn't hang up after answering the phone.
I called the office of the general leader Matsumoto again, but Matsumoto did not receive it, and in this way, the password for the first air raid was not completed, and when Matsumoto returned to the office to call back, the other party was always busy; It seems that the other party didn't hang up the phone properly, so the two parties didn't get on the phone, which is equivalent to cutting off contact with each other.
Matsumoto thought it was a trivial matter, so he didn't care about it anymore, and simply took the main air force to follow Aso to catch the mandarin ducks; At this time, the portrait of the Chinese mandarin duck that Aso had painted also came out, and about 300 people all moved, each holding a portrait to arrest.
To say that this portrait, sometimes it is really a mistake, each person holds it in his hand not only to block the line of sight, but also easy to be distracted, no, Wu Wu and Niu Niu walked through the crowd, they didn't notice it, or after the two air forces fell, the Japanese army reacted.
One corner, Niuniu changed her face, and then she disguised herself as a man, and she went straight into the Japanese Air Force team, and they didn't notice it; When the Japanese turned back to pick up the tail, Wu Wu rolled down from the top of the plane and grabbed the head of an air force with his legs, and then crashed into another one to solve Niuniu.
At this point, Wu Wu and Niu Niu have easily eliminated the eight main air forces, two of which were caught by Wu Wu and Niu Niu in the changing room, poured gasoline, and incinerated them, and even the Japanese army itself did not notice it.
Wu Wu and Niu Niu changed into the formal clothes of the Japanese army, and Niu Niu turned herself into an original Japanese soldier with a handful of ashes; Aso, Saji, and Matsumoto three brigades of 100 people each, but when they counted the number of people, they found that there were two more people missing.
So someone came up with a bold idea: "I suspect they have already mixed into our team, otherwise, why would there be two less people without knowing it?" Aso nodded: "It makes sense, then, now please line up, put your documents in your hands, name them one by one, and read your name, report your hometown, and the name of your parents." ”
As soon as Wu Wu and Niu Niu put on new clothes, they reached the excitement point, and they were about to fight bloodily, but they didn't know that the other party had already thought of countermeasures, and it seemed that they were excited again, and the two sighed back to back on the other side of the fuselage: "Fortunately, I didn't get in!" ”
Niuniu hurriedly touched the documents in her pocket, and Wu Wu knocked them to the ground: "What's the use?" Do you know the words on it? Can you read it? Can you tell your hometown and your parents? Don't be so painstaking, it's best to retreat quickly after we kill people, don't get in and wait for death? ”
Niuniu's face was clouded: "Why are you like this?" Did I say anything? I'm just curious to see if it's okay? Why are you so much nonsense? Just become a little ghost and don't look like a human! ”
Wu Wu thought seriously: "Who do you say is like a little ghost and not like a human?" Niuniu bit fiercely: "I'll just say you, what's wrong?" While the two were arguing, the falling document slid from underneath and was seen by Aso.
Aso motioned for the soldiers to be quiet, and bent down to pick up their passports, and it was this bend that he found that there were four legs in the opposite aisle; This can make Aso happy, he instinctively told himself ~ that is the Chinese mandarin duck.
So he covered his smile and pain, and gestured to order the two ends to chase and intercept the action, and as soon as the crowd dispersed, suddenly a light came white from the middle, reflecting on the faces of Wu Wu and Niu Niu, for the agent, a slight change will cause people to be alert, such an obvious change, Wu Wu and Niu Niu will of course react.
The quarrel just now, at the critical moment, it still has to rely on the husband and wife to be together, although they are not husband and wife now, they love passionately like husband and wife; Not much to say, Wu Wu lifted Niu Niu to the top of the plane, but Wu Wu went down to the bottom of the plane and slipped under the plane to hide.
Aso was very faceless when he saw that he was in the air, and immediately Matsumoto withdrew and left: "If you don't know how to command, don't command, this will harm the army!" Aso was furious: "Stop, here, who has the final say now?" ”
Matsumoto: "Before you came, I had the final say, and when you came, of course you should have the final say, who made you have a higher rank than me?" Aso: "That's good! Since they are at my disposal, they are not allowed to suspend classes without my orders. ”
Matsumoto: "But I'm not convinced, you're so blind to command, I have to report to my superiors." Zuoji: "Oh, at the critical moment, don't quarrel with the two of you, it's better to arrest people quickly, and after the bombing of Lanzhou, you two will solve your personal contradictions, okay?" Okay, don't be stunned, hurry up, take a look on the top of the plane! ”
As soon as he heard that he was going to search on the top of the plane, Wu Wu reacted, slipped out from under the plane, and ran with the sound of footsteps, attracting Japanese ground action and covering Niuniu's safe retreat.
Niu Niule blossomed: "It's quite witty, this is like my man!" About 300 Japanese soldiers worked together to arrest Xiang Wuwu, and Aso even made a bold statement: "Whoever captures that pair of mandarin ducks alive will be promoted to three levels in a row and rewarded with 100,000 yen." ”
Not to mention, this excitement has only reached its climax, the Japanese army is catching up, and two people who are running very fast are about to catch up with Wu Wu, Niuniu has a big move on the top of the machine, and the crotch is about to tear the rhythm; Swinging the whip from a distance, he put the two Japanese soldiers who were chasing him to the ground.
Wu Wu reflexively pressed blindly, drew his knife out, and pierced the hearts of the two Japanese air forces; The Japanese soldiers were stunned, seeing this legendary couple for the first time with their own eyes, killing people was so quick to cut through the mess, they were really frightened, hearing is false, seeing is believing.
The Japanese troops all rushed forward and stopped ten meters away from Wuwu, forgetting to shoot with their guns in their hands; Aso collapsed from behind: "What's wrong?" Did you meet your parents? So harmonious? ”
The Japanese army shook his hands and wanted to shoot at Wu Wu, at this moment Niu Niu and Wu Wu reacted at the same time, Niu Niu whipped around, the gun in the hands of the Japanese soldiers in the front row fell, Wu Wu fell to the ground blindly, took the knife with his back, rotated the knife method progressively, and the two Japanese soldiers fell again.
Niu Niu whipped and wrapped the knife past, and Wu Wu ran away, Aso stared at the wind and chased after him, feeling that his soul was empty, because just now he was about to die in Huangquan.
It seems that in the face of life and death, it is all fair, who knows that it is not easy to live, and it is even more difficult to die! Everyone was afraid of this Chinese couple and didn't dare to take the lead anymore, because everyone was afraid of death.
So the guns were fired randomly, the bullets flew sideways, Niuniu whipped and wrapped the knife to block the bullet and open the way, and forcibly killed a bloody way from the Japanese army's encirclement and interception, and the two came to the toilet to hide.
Niuniu gasped: "We have now killed twelve devil soldiers, and we can be regarded as completing the task, I see that the time is almost up, let's hurry up and withdraw!" ”
Wu Wu gritted his teeth, sweating in big drops, like a spring like a heart and spleen, bitter and sweet: "No, our original wish was to kill twenty main air forces, and now I want to add one, that is, the three people who lead the team, one of them must die; If we spend one more second here, we will give more time for people in Lanzhou to evacuate, and leave more room for the Soviet army and **** to prepare. ”
Niuniu smiled slightly, trembling the beads of sweat on her face, gave Wu Wu a thumbs up, and kissed Wu Wu's face: "It's really worthy of being my man, in fact, I think so in my heart!" ”
This kiss, but Wu Wu was shy, he blushed and didn't know what to say, just now he wanted to refute Niuniu's shameless words and took it back, and turned around: "I want to go to the toilet!" And walked straight to the women's bathroom!
Niu Niu shouted, "Hey, it's wrong, it's the women's toilet over there." Wu Wu: "This military place, where do the women come from, it's all the same!" ”
Who knew that as soon as I entered, there was really a beautiful Japanese girl who was there conveniently, and the girl was not afraid or screaming when she saw Wu Wu, but just looked at Wu Wu very innocently, with a kind feeling in her eyes.
It scared Wu Wu, and he rubbed his eyes and patted his face and walked out in frustration: "Damn! This luck is unlucky! ”
Seeing this, Niuniu's eyes widened: "Could it be that there is really a woman in it?" Wu Wu: "It's just a little girl, it looks like she's about the same age as us." ”
Niuniu pushed Wu Wu away, and was very angry with vinegar: "A bastard! Let's see me clean her up first, and then I'll clean you up! Wu Wu: "Don't hurt her, I have read kindness in her eyes, she may be a Japanese actress." ”
At this time, the Japanese girl had already walked out, and when she passed by, she slapped Wu Wu: "Don't think I can't understand your swearing, although I am a Japanese girl, I grew up in China......" Before the words were finished, Niuniu whipped her and kicked her in the stomach: "The man who dares to beat me!" ”
Wu Wu went to persuade the fight, but was hit by Niu Niu's elbow again, and collapsed on the sink in a daze, Wu Wu moaned without illness: "If it wasn't for your kiss, how could it cause my stinging look?" Now I still feel distressed. ”
Niu Niu tied up the Japanese girl and kicked it into the toilet: "I'll your grandma's mouth!" After that, he turned around and comforted Wu Wu again: "Brother Wu, are you okay?" Wu Wu's costume was even more powerful: "What do you say? I hurt everywhere now. ”
The Japanese army gathered all the personnel again and named them, and found that the Chinese mandarin ducks were not mixed in the crowd before they were relieved, and Saji made a very key opinion: "I have a suggestion, I don't know if it will be successful?" You see, all they killed were our main air force, and not a single one of the orderlies moved; It shows that they are very interested in our uniforms. ”
Matsumoto: "You mean our uniforms tempted them?" Do you want to take it off? Saji smiled evilly: "That's right! There is no need to take it off, our imperial army has dignity and face, but we have to change our uniforms! The main air force and the service force are mixed to minimize the demise of our main air force as much as possible; Give that pair of mandarin ducks a cool uniform temptation. ”
Aso couldn't help but applaud Saji: "This is the most suggestive sentence I have heard since this riot, I hope everyone will learn from Saji, and maintain this calm in a highly tense environment, which is the cultivation that our Air Force people should pay special attention to." ”
So the Japanese army began to mix, using the strongest firepower, light machine guns, and small steel cannons were pushed forward, searching everywhere for the whereabouts of the Chinese mandarin ducks; All the places were searched, and even the police dogs were used in the end, and only the clothes changed by the pair of mandarin ducks were found, and the real body was still nowhere to be seen.
The Japanese were a little anxious, and when they were about to give up, they suddenly heard the sound of struggling moans from the toilet, and when they heard it carefully, it looked like a woman's voice, so the Japanese soldiers surrounded the toilet.
The black-pressed figure forced through the hole in the wall, as if the god of death was summoning, and the toilet was surrounded by lightning.
Niu Niu held a sharp knife against the Japanese girl's neck: "Don't make a sound, or you'll die!" The Japanese girl saw the nervousness and fear of the Chinese mandarin ducks, after all, they were of the same age and their minds were not very mature.
So the Japanese girl tried to approach them: "Alas, your hands are shaking! Niuniu looked fierce: "If you speak out again, I will really kill you." ”
The Japanese girl lowered her voice: "How about we make a deal?" Niu Niu: "You are not qualified to trade with us!" ”
Japanese girl: "What about this handsome guy?" Niuniu raised her knife and wanted to go down: "He's mine, don't even think about it!" ”
Japanese girl: "I can't help you now, do you think you have wings?" Or have nine lives? (To be continued.) )