"Brother Feng, do you say that the food in our Li Mansion is delicious or the food in our headquarters is delicious?"

"Back to the young master, of course the food in our Li Mansion is delicious." Our Brother Feng is also a smart person. Seeing that his young master asked himself like this, he hurriedly made clear his unswerving position towards the Li Mansion, and quickly changed the title of the helper to the young master.

"Oh, then why didn't you see Brother Feng, you will have dinner in Li's Mansion recently? I thought it was because you didn't like to eat the food of our Li Mansion and fell in love with the food of the headquarters? ”

"Where, young master. The little one has always been proud of being able to eat the food of the Li Mansion, but now the little one is also busy with the training of the brothers of our Tianyu Alliance, so the little one is lacking in skills, so it is convenient for us to miss the delicious food of the Li Mansion. After this time, I must go back to our Li Mansion to eat enough. ”

"Really? Brother Feng? Although the young master knows that your answer is not very objective, the young master still likes you to say this. Okay, when you go back to our Li Mansion, I will set up a table for you to have a full table of Han people, by the way, Youliang, when the time comes, if you are also interested in tasting the food of the Li Mansion, just come. Don't forget to bring anything, at most a few jars of good wine. I'm in a hurry with you about anything else. ”

After hearing Li Tianyu's words, not only Chen Youliang, but even Brother Feng was completely defeated by Li Tianyu. Brother Feng also learned that what he said just now would be good if he could make the young master believe it. It is said that he is a subordinate in the Li Mansion, how can he eat such good delicacies from the mountains and seas like his young master. And most importantly, it is very boring for him to eat alone in the Li Mansion, and there are many rules; But here at the headquarters, there is no restraint, and there are a bunch of bad friends with you. Besides, here he can be regarded as a high-level person rather than an inferior person, so that his young heart can get a lot of vanity.

"Gang leader, deputy gang leader, elder, it's time to eat." Not long after seeing it, the Supreme Treasure came to the hall and called these three characters from the pyramid of the Tianyu Alliance to go to Mixi. Although the three top pharaohs in front of him were all high-ranking positions, they still had a seat in the meeting hall of the Heavenly Feather Alliance. It's a pity that there weren't many seats at that time, and the hall was not big enough, so I had to grieve some of the brothers to stand for tickets.

"Oh. By the way, Supreme Treasure, I forgot to ask you after eating at our headquarters last time, I heard that the chef of our Tianyu Alliance was invited from outside? I don't know what's going on? ”

"Hui Deputy Gang Leader is an older brother who has known each other since he was a child. In fact, he is also a person like us, and the little one had persuaded him to come and join our Tianyu Alliance before, so that they could eliminate harm for the people together in the future. But this brother lacked courage after all, so the little one couldn't force him. However, this brother has been greedy since he was a child, so he also learned some skills from his apprentice later, just because when he was a cook in a restaurant before, he often did not forget to steal the finished dishes. That's why they ended up with us. ”

"Oh, then aren't you afraid that he will come to our headquarters to steal food again?"

"I said Youliang, don't tease people. Is our Tianyu Alliance like a place that can't afford to take care of the brothers' food? "Yaxingda, I still don't believe it, a huge pot of dishes that can be eaten by dozens of people, no matter how you can eat it, can you really eat it all?

"Okay, let's not talk about it, Tianyu, Brother Feng, Supreme Treasure, let's go, let's have dinner too." Anyway, the food at the headquarters of our Tianyu League is quite delicious. Let's talk about it first, today's meal is on my head, everyone just let go of it for a while, don't be polite to me. ”

The middle finger, see also the middle finger of the whole audience. The feelings in the hearts of the audience could no longer be expressed in appropriate words, so all gestures were used instead of any words. Even so, it is still a little pale.

You may not be able to eat much in one person, but when a group of people eat, their appetite will always be greater than usual. In addition, they are all undesirable young people around the age of sixteen, seventeen or twenty. The meal tasted like a sitcom. After a while, the man stole some food from the man's bowl, and the man put a few mouthfuls into his bowl to prevent others from sneaking up on his own food.

"Hehe, Lao Tzu spit a few mouthfuls into the bowl just now, give it, give it to you, you eat!" No, I saw a little brother who looked like a thief pretending to spit on his bowl, and then said to another little brother next to him who looked equally eccentric.

"Come, I'll eat, don't say two mouthfuls, even if it falls to the ground, I will eat it correctly, it's all food, how can I pay it." I saw another little brother who looked a little strong after hearing this, and was about to steal vegetables from the bowl of the little brother before.

"Hmm~~ah~ Then you still can't eat it?" The thief-eyed little brother before saw that the other party was really going to use chopsticks to sneak attack, so he immediately put the ring finger of his right hand into his left nostril, and then decisively pulled and picked the ground twice, and then flicked it into the bowl twice. It's noisy, but this time it's really moving. It's just that what everyone doesn't notice is that when he plays into the bowl, he uses the middle finger of his right hand.

"This, you, you, count you ruthless!"

"What's so hard about this, come, I'll eat." At this time, a little brother who looked more like a starving ghost reincarnated came over with a bowl of rice that he had already eaten three-quarters of and was ready to grab food.

"Wait a minute, um~~ah~, are you still eating?" The previous little brother also said that his actions just now were seen through by this benevolent brother, so he staged what he had just done again, but this time it turned out to be real. It's noisy, and this kid is too bad. It's just a meal, and it's so fucking evil that it's like a revolution.

"Eat, of course. Come, give it to me. "It seems that the little brother of this starving ghost reincarnated didn't see through it just now. I guess I'm really hungry, hey, poor kid, born with not enough to eat plus the consumption of physical energy after training.

"Wow, I've met a master. I don't dare to eat it myself, give it to you, give it to you, take it all for you. ”

"Thank you~ Uh-huh, thank you, next time, remember to let me know in advance." I saw that the little brother couldn't wait to bring it over and said while eating after eating. In other words, is it the same family as Cheng Biting Jin?

At the same time, Li Tianyu and his party, who were rushing here, were seen by these younger brothers. Fortunately, these scenes were not seen by the gang leader, otherwise he would have died today. They still remember what the patriarch Feng Ge told when they disbanded before. But what they don't know is that Li Tianyu actually likes to see this.

"Hello Lord!"

"Brothers! Brothers have worked hard today! Be sure to eat and drink well! ”

"Thank you!"

So the younger brothers then watched their helpers walk towards the kitchen.

"So the helper hasn't eaten yet? It's miserable, a few of us actually ate before the helper, I don't know if we will be scolded by the hall master after we go down. ”

"Hey, I wouldn't have come here to eat if I knew I wouldn't have come. Wasn't the hall master by the side of the helper just now? There are also deputy gang leaders and elders. ”

"Anyway, don't we know that the helper hasn't eaten yet? Those who don't know are not guilty! And I didn't look angry when I saw the helper just now. ”

"Hey, I said, why are there so few people when we go to dinner today? I thought everyone was queuing up to go to the toilet again. ”

In fact, Li Tianyu didn't care if the little brothers waited for him to eat first. Because Li Tianyu was annoyed with that feeling in his later life, every time he accompanied the student out for birthday dinner, he always waited for the person on his birthday to move, or he would be fined a glass of wine. Anyway, every time a classmate invites him to dinner on his birthday, he is hungry for three meals in advance, do you think this can make him anxious? And he also emphasized these words to the Supreme Treasure when he left just now. It's noisy, the brothers have been training all morning, and they are walking around the headquarters to enjoy the scenery. If he really asked everyone to wait for him again, he would really feel a little sorry in his heart.

Finally, it didn't take long for a big pot of rice to be served to Li Tianyu. noisy, garlic, green peppers, soybean sprouts, cabbage, meat...... This looks no different from the big pot of rice in the hometown in later generations. I just don't know what it tastes like. Well, Lao Tzu also went to find a place with pleasant scenery and delicious scenery to squat down, and then eat slowly. So, the leadership team of the Tianyu League headed by Li Tianyu came to a big paulownia tree and squatted down to eat. Aren't they afraid of dropping bird poop from the tree into their bowls?

"Hmm. Yes, it's really a little flavorful. Anyway, I haven't tasted this kind of taste for a long time, so I miss it. ”

Dizzy, I haven't tasted like this in a long time. Young master, you've never eaten this kind of food before. Where do you eat a few exquisite side dishes in the Li Mansion every day, although I heard that you rarely eat every time. However, he saw that the young master did not have any identity at this time, so he was naturally very happy in his heart, he didn't expect his young master to change so much since he disappeared once. And the one who benefits the most belongs to himself.

Since he entered high school, Li Tianyu has rarely eaten this kind of big pot rice. So this time, Li Tianyu actually devoured it, and in a blink of an eye, he had already eaten more than half of it. So, he looked at Chen Youliang next to him, who basically hadn't moved much chopsticks, and then stretched out his evil hands and evil chopsticks towards Chen Youliang's bowl.

"Huh? Tianyu: What is this? ”

"Youliang, is it obvious that I haven't eaten enough? Didn't you say you had this meal today? You see, now I don't have enough to eat, so I have to come to eat yours. ”

"But you're still about half in your bowl."

"Helper, I'll go serve you another bowl."

"No need, Supreme Treasure. It's none of your business, you can continue to eat. "Another bowl? If this is known by the younger brothers, wouldn't Lao Tzu, the gang leader, be very faceless? I don't see a single figure in the gang every day, and when it's time to eat, I deliberately come over to grab food with my younger brothers.

"Nonsense, Youliang. If only I had finished eating this in my own bowl. How much more will you have left for me in your bowl? I know you very well. ”

"Okay, Tianyu. yourself, by the way, I forgot to tell you, it looks like a piece of bird poop fell into my bowl when I came over just now. So I still don't dare to eat too much. Be careful when you break it. ”

"Oh. Actually, I'm just joking with you, can I really bully you into grabbing food with you? Do you say I'm such a person, Brother Feng? "It's noisy, I said why this kid didn't move his chopsticks much, just watching Lao Tzu eat, and then looking at the bowl, but he didn't have Lao Tzu's fierceness. That's what the relationship is.

"Oh. Uh, no. Young master, where are you such a person? ”

Yaxingda, how do I feel that Brother Feng did it on purpose. And what he said in the latter sentence seems to be that Lao Tzu is not only such a person, saying that Lao Tzu is such a person is simply insulting Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu is a hundred times more disgusting and evil than such a person.

"Really? Tianyu, don't you really eat it? Actually, maybe it's not bird poop at all. ”

"Okay, Youliang, you don't have to say it, I definitely won't do such a thing that people are angry about."

"Oh. All right. After Chen Youliang heard Li Tianyu say this, he began to gobble it up immediately, as if he was afraid that Li Tianyu would regret coming to steal his own food.

"Huh? Youliang, you ......"